Thread 214266696

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:28:54 PM No.214266696 >>214266736 >>214266760 >>214266806 >>214267158 >>214267299 >>214267400 >>214267416 >>214267633 >>214267901 >>214268095 >>214268574 >>214268975 >>214269056 >>214270214 >>214272593 >>214272899 >>214273778 >>214274067 >>214274879 >>214275971 >>214279522 >>214279627 >>214281085

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What am I in for?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:31:00 PM No.214266736 >>214267196 >>214273422 >>214275971 >>214277933 >>214281016 >>214281317

>>214266696 (OP)
The movie is okay, but the show is fantastic.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:32:06 PM No.214266760

>>214266696 (OP)
Kino

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:34:40 PM No.214266806 >>214267337 >>214279574

>>214266696 (OP)
30 minutes of kino while they figure out how to operate the Stargate followed by an hour or so of boredom after they do.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:51:41 PM No.214267158 >>214267537

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>>214266696 (OP)
Hairkino

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:53:42 PM No.214267196 >>214267967 >>214271379

>>214266736
Yeah I'm gonna get there but I want to start with the original so I don't miss anything.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:55:38 PM No.214267237

Gold

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:57:27 PM No.214267271

A passable 90's blockbuster. Empty calories, but entertaining enough.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:58:57 PM No.214267299

>>214266696 (OP)
The superior O'Neill. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:59:56 PM No.214267316 >>214271331 >>214274679

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guys I actually did it I just bought myself this detailed replica of Ra's pyramid ship. the detail on this baby is insane and it's so heavy it's like it's actually made of naquadah.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:00:43 PM No.214267337 >>214276085

>>214266806
This but the exact polar opposite

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:03:41 PM No.214267400

>>214266696 (OP)
>What am I in for?
Humans figure out to use a fast form of interstellar travel. Instantly we start disrupting local economies, causing revolutions and taking waifus

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:04:37 PM No.214267416 >>214267491

>>214266696 (OP)
Confusing feelings about Ra.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:08:25 PM No.214267491 >>214267928 >>214268445

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>>214267416
SEXOOOOOO

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:10:31 PM No.214267537 >>214268724

>>214267158
kurt russell without long hair is like an angel without wings

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:17:01 PM No.214267633

>>214266696 (OP)
Don't understand the hate for this movie

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:23:49 PM No.214267756 >>214267928

trannykino

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:31:25 PM No.214267901

>>214266696 (OP)
>What am I in for?

Kino. It ties together the Adventure aspect. A real journey.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:32:50 PM No.214267928 >>214268361 >>214268445

>>214267491
>>214267756

they paid this dude millions because they wanted him so bad. He didn't want the role and presented a super high price because he thought they would refuse. lol. Same with kurt russel.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:35:26 PM No.214267967

>>214267196
If you end up enjoying the movie and expect more of the same, you're gonna be disappointed.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:42:03 PM No.214268095 >>214268288 >>214268940 >>214271502 >>214272896 >>214273075

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>>214266696 (OP)
You get the first glimpse of the most important character in the Stargate universe.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:52:03 PM No.214268288 >>214271502

>>214268095
that's not Major Davis

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:55:47 PM No.214268361

>>214267928
But why?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:00:40 PM No.214268445 >>214268957 >>214270360

>>214267491
>>214267928
>stars in exactly two movies playing a tranny and an ancient alien god respectively
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:06:37 PM No.214268574

>>214266696 (OP)
If you like it you'll want more then end up watching like almost 20 seasons worth of content spread over multiple shows and movies.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:14:00 PM No.214268724

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>>214267537

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:25:50 PM No.214268940 >>214268959

>>214268095
Is that supposed to be Rodney from Atlantis?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:26:51 PM No.214268957 >>214270242

>>214268445
Didn't he play Rufio in hook also?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:26:52 PM No.214268959

>>214268940
no!

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:27:52 PM No.214268975

>>214266696 (OP)
The movies is mid. I didn't see the show.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:32:08 PM No.214269056 >>214269128 >>214276042

>>214266696 (OP)
>High Anxiety.
A GO'ULD CREDIT CARD?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 6:36:01 PM No.214269128

>>214269056
reminder there are no Goolds in the movie, that was entirely retconned by the show

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:29:51 PM No.214270192 >>214274033

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Sex Files

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:31:22 PM No.214270214

>>214266696 (OP)
kino
but on subsequent rewatchings I'm always distracted by the fact they cast a young French Stewart as a bad ass marine.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:32:41 PM No.214270242

>>214268957
No, that is Dante Basco

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 7:38:02 PM No.214270360

>>214268445
He pulled a Bowie and later on said he really regretted the tranny shit later on in life.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:06:39 PM No.214271047

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BAAH!

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:19:19 PM No.214271331 >>214274679

>>214267316
Where did you get it? How much was it?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:21:23 PM No.214271379

>>214267196
ignore the haters, do the movie, then sg1 series 1, dont worry about the actor changes, it was for the best

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 8:26:57 PM No.214271502 >>214279599

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>>214268288
>>214268095
>Blocks your chevrons

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:10:33 PM No.214272593

>>214266696 (OP)
The Movie: Sci-fi adventure done to perfection, in league with Indiana Jones, engenders a sense of wonder

The Show: Do you mind if the story gets silly now?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:23:58 PM No.214272896

>>214268095
The Stargate gapes
And I must rape

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:24:10 PM No.214272899

>>214266696 (OP)
Undiluted kino

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:29:58 PM No.214273025 >>214279651

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>not watching the superior wormhole x-treme

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:32:28 PM No.214273075 >>214273313 >>214273574

>>214268095
How the fuck did I never make the connection that he is both in the original movie and an Atlantis character?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:41:20 PM No.214273313

>>214273075
People assume they're different characters but I believe that he crept through the Stargate on reconnaissance mission and eventually ended up in the Pegasus galaxy somehow.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:46:12 PM No.214273422

>>214266736
This, except the other way around.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:51:34 PM No.214273574

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>>214273075
Also Lt Big Tits

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:59:09 PM No.214273778

>>214266696 (OP)
Ancient aliens kino with unnecessary sentimentality

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:09:00 PM No.214274033 >>214274622

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>>214270192
Why wasn't this guy ever in Stargate?

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:10:22 PM No.214274067

>>214266696 (OP)
Young Spaderkino

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:33:29 PM No.214274622

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>>214274033
They already had a really tall dude to play a goold

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:36:02 PM No.214274679

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>>214267316
same
had to make special shelf just for it
thing weights like 10 kg

>>214271331
masterreplica

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:37:34 PM No.214274721 >>214276042 >>214276256

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goold

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:43:43 PM No.214274879

>>214266696 (OP)
cute, comfy adventure movie

I am not fond of the series, only this movie

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:29:08 PM No.214275953

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Kino

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:30:13 PM No.214275971

>>214266696 (OP)
kino
>>214266736
this but swapped

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:33:32 PM No.214276042 >>214276122 >>214276792

>>214274721
>>214269056
>go'uld
dumb nerdfic name that's not in the movie, same with cringe species name that spergs felt compelled to give the Predator

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:35:50 PM No.214276085 >>214277181

>>214267337
lol how can you dislike the first 30 mins

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:37:20 PM No.214276122

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>>214276042

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:38:02 PM No.214276143

Just remembered and absolutely loved this early youtubeslop rock opera fan MV of Stargate, thought I'd share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8rEpy1iCU

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:43:21 PM No.214276256

>>214274721
Hammond of Texas

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 12:10:31 AM No.214276792

>>214276042
The thing to which the name refers isn't in the movie. In the media where it does exist, it is named. Shut up, faggot.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 12:27:53 AM No.214277181

>>214276085
It's extremely rushed and contrived. The actual mystery of the stargate is solved in like 5 minutes, if that. It's obvious Emmerich and Devlin didn't give a shit about that part and couldn't wait to get to dollar store Arrakis.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 1:01:54 AM No.214277933

>>214266736
this

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:06:44 AM No.214279522

>>214266696 (OP)
The movie started off great, but all of the background is supplied via dialog and not actual video scenes. This is film, not theatre, so I don't want to watch the villagers tell of their history, I want to see it on screen.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:08:33 AM No.214279574

>>214266806
Give my regards to king Tut, asshole

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:09:36 AM No.214279599

>>214271502
Episode 200 was fucking hilarious

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:10:39 AM No.214279627

>>214266696 (OP)
Kino. The show too. Just avoid Atlantis or the other ones. They suck balls.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:11:24 AM No.214279651 >>214279725 >>214282190

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