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Anonymous No.214266696 >>214266736 >>214266760 >>214266806 >>214267158 >>214267299 >>214267400 >>214267416 >>214267633 >>214267901 >>214268095 >>214268574 >>214268975 >>214269056 >>214270214 >>214272593 >>214272899 >>214273778 >>214274067 >>214274879 >>214275971 >>214279522 >>214279627 >>214281085
What am I in for?
Anonymous No.214266736 >>214267196 >>214273422 >>214275971 >>214277933 >>214281016 >>214281317
>>214266696 (OP)
The movie is okay, but the show is fantastic.
Anonymous No.214266760
>>214266696 (OP)
Kino
Anonymous No.214266806 >>214267337 >>214279574
>>214266696 (OP)
30 minutes of kino while they figure out how to operate the Stargate followed by an hour or so of boredom after they do.
Anonymous No.214267158 >>214267537
>>214266696 (OP)
Hairkino
Anonymous No.214267196 >>214267967 >>214271379
>>214266736
Yeah I'm gonna get there but I want to start with the original so I don't miss anything.
Anonymous No.214267237
Gold
Anonymous No.214267271
A passable 90's blockbuster. Empty calories, but entertaining enough.
Anonymous No.214267299
>>214266696 (OP)
The superior O'Neill. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Anonymous No.214267316 >>214271331 >>214274679
guys I actually did it I just bought myself this detailed replica of Ra's pyramid ship. the detail on this baby is insane and it's so heavy it's like it's actually made of naquadah.
Anonymous No.214267337 >>214276085
>>214266806
This but the exact polar opposite
Anonymous No.214267400
>>214266696 (OP)
>What am I in for?
Humans figure out to use a fast form of interstellar travel. Instantly we start disrupting local economies, causing revolutions and taking waifus
Anonymous No.214267416 >>214267491
>>214266696 (OP)
Confusing feelings about Ra.
Anonymous No.214267491 >>214267928 >>214268445
>>214267416
SEXOOOOOO
Anonymous No.214267537 >>214268724
>>214267158
kurt russell without long hair is like an angel without wings
Anonymous No.214267633
>>214266696 (OP)
Don't understand the hate for this movie
Anonymous No.214267756 >>214267928
trannykino
Anonymous No.214267901
>>214266696 (OP)
>What am I in for?

Kino. It ties together the Adventure aspect. A real journey.
Anonymous No.214267928 >>214268361 >>214268445
>>214267491
>>214267756

they paid this dude millions because they wanted him so bad. He didn't want the role and presented a super high price because he thought they would refuse. lol. Same with kurt russel.
Anonymous No.214267967
>>214267196
If you end up enjoying the movie and expect more of the same, you're gonna be disappointed.
Anonymous No.214268095 >>214268288 >>214268940 >>214271502 >>214272896 >>214273075
>>214266696 (OP)
You get the first glimpse of the most important character in the Stargate universe.
Anonymous No.214268288 >>214271502
>>214268095
that's not Major Davis
Anonymous No.214268361
>>214267928
But why?
Anonymous No.214268445 >>214268957 >>214270360
>>214267491
>>214267928
>stars in exactly two movies playing a tranny and an ancient alien god respectively
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Anonymous No.214268574
>>214266696 (OP)
If you like it you'll want more then end up watching like almost 20 seasons worth of content spread over multiple shows and movies.
Anonymous No.214268724
>>214267537
Anonymous No.214268940 >>214268959
>>214268095
Is that supposed to be Rodney from Atlantis?
Anonymous No.214268957 >>214270242
>>214268445
Didn't he play Rufio in hook also?
Anonymous No.214268959
>>214268940
no!
Anonymous No.214268975
>>214266696 (OP)
The movies is mid. I didn't see the show.
Anonymous No.214269056 >>214269128 >>214276042
>>214266696 (OP)
>High Anxiety.
A GO'ULD CREDIT CARD?
Anonymous No.214269128
>>214269056
reminder there are no Goolds in the movie, that was entirely retconned by the show
Anonymous No.214270192 >>214274033
Sex Files
Anonymous No.214270214
>>214266696 (OP)
kino
but on subsequent rewatchings I'm always distracted by the fact they cast a young French Stewart as a bad ass marine.
Anonymous No.214270242
>>214268957
No, that is Dante Basco
Anonymous No.214270360
>>214268445
He pulled a Bowie and later on said he really regretted the tranny shit later on in life.
Anonymous No.214271047
BAAH!
Anonymous No.214271331 >>214274679
>>214267316
Where did you get it? How much was it?
Anonymous No.214271379
>>214267196
ignore the haters, do the movie, then sg1 series 1, dont worry about the actor changes, it was for the best
Anonymous No.214271502 >>214279599
>>214268288
>>214268095
>Blocks your chevrons
Anonymous No.214272593
>>214266696 (OP)
The Movie: Sci-fi adventure done to perfection, in league with Indiana Jones, engenders a sense of wonder

The Show: Do you mind if the story gets silly now?
Anonymous No.214272896
>>214268095
The Stargate gapes
And I must rape
Anonymous No.214272899
>>214266696 (OP)
Undiluted kino
Anonymous No.214273025 >>214279651
>not watching the superior wormhole x-treme
Anonymous No.214273075 >>214273313 >>214273574
>>214268095
How the fuck did I never make the connection that he is both in the original movie and an Atlantis character?
Anonymous No.214273313
>>214273075
People assume they're different characters but I believe that he crept through the Stargate on reconnaissance mission and eventually ended up in the Pegasus galaxy somehow.
Anonymous No.214273422
>>214266736
This, except the other way around.
Anonymous No.214273574
>>214273075
Also Lt Big Tits
Anonymous No.214273778
>>214266696 (OP)
Ancient aliens kino with unnecessary sentimentality
Anonymous No.214274033 >>214274622
>>214270192
Why wasn't this guy ever in Stargate?
Anonymous No.214274067
>>214266696 (OP)
Young Spaderkino
Anonymous No.214274622
>>214274033
They already had a really tall dude to play a goold
Anonymous No.214274679
>>214267316
same
had to make special shelf just for it
thing weights like 10 kg

>>214271331
masterreplica
Anonymous No.214274721 >>214276042 >>214276256
goold
Anonymous No.214274879
>>214266696 (OP)
cute, comfy adventure movie

I am not fond of the series, only this movie
Anonymous No.214275953
Kino
Anonymous No.214275971
>>214266696 (OP)
kino
>>214266736
this but swapped
Anonymous No.214276042 >>214276122 >>214276792
>>214274721
>>214269056
>go'uld
dumb nerdfic name that's not in the movie, same with cringe species name that spergs felt compelled to give the Predator
Anonymous No.214276085 >>214277181
>>214267337
lol how can you dislike the first 30 mins
Anonymous No.214276122
>>214276042
Anonymous No.214276143
Just remembered and absolutely loved this early youtubeslop rock opera fan MV of Stargate, thought I'd share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8rEpy1iCU
Anonymous No.214276256
>>214274721
Hammond of Texas
Anonymous No.214276792
>>214276042
The thing to which the name refers isn't in the movie. In the media where it does exist, it is named. Shut up, faggot.
Anonymous No.214277181
>>214276085
It's extremely rushed and contrived. The actual mystery of the stargate is solved in like 5 minutes, if that. It's obvious Emmerich and Devlin didn't give a shit about that part and couldn't wait to get to dollar store Arrakis.
Anonymous No.214277933
>>214266736
this
Anonymous No.214279522
>>214266696 (OP)
The movie started off great, but all of the background is supplied via dialog and not actual video scenes. This is film, not theatre, so I don't want to watch the villagers tell of their history, I want to see it on screen.
Anonymous No.214279574
>>214266806
Give my regards to king Tut, asshole
Anonymous No.214279599
>>214271502
Episode 200 was fucking hilarious
Anonymous No.214279627
>>214266696 (OP)
Kino. The show too. Just avoid Atlantis or the other ones. They suck balls.
Anonymous No.214279651 >>214279725 >>214282190
>>214273025
... is that fucking Piccolo?
Anonymous No.214279725
>>214279651
Jesus fucking Christ, why didn't I recognise him prior?!
Anonymous No.214281016
>>214266736
>it's a Jaffa episode written by Christopher Judge
Anonymous No.214281085
>>214266696 (OP)
disappointing trash. much cringing.
Anonymous No.214281317
>>214266736
The show got increasingly ridiculous to the point of being like cape slop. It should've stayed more grounded.
Anonymous No.214282190
>>214279651
Wait until you figure out who Dag is