Thread 214267925

WOAH HE DID THE HECKIN AKIRA SLIDE THIS IS CERTIFIED EPIC!!!

what's up with characters in current movies shamelessly aura farming?

remember when they brought this ride to america and had to put test seats out front to make sure you aren't too fat to ride

>>214267925 (OP)
I'm gonna need better movies to distract from Israel's slaughter I pay for.

>>214267968
Idk what aura farming means in my day we called those “trailer moments” where scenes literally just existed so they could put in in the ads

>>214267925 (OP)
Tron in the real world feels cheap. Like how back in the day Sci Fi franchises would set stories in the present day to cut costs.

>>214267968
There’s currently an auranomenom where nonchalantism is being highly valuemaxxed leading to overt aurafarming levels not seen since the dustbowl causing an uptick in vibeflation. The Federal Rizzerve is hoping the GenZ staring and bed rotting offset this, but the economy is still in a cringecession and if left unchecked we could be headed into a full blown Bino Market. Hedge your bets by shorting labubus for jext quarter.

>>214268029
unc, what the grimace is a trailer?

>>214268026
>but what about >LE CURRENT THING!?
chuds and troons are the same thing

>>214268134
>oy vey shut the fuck up!

>>214267968
>aura farming
Fuck off, zoomtard.

>>214268192
>random kvetching about da joos
Kys poltroon

>>214268197
There’s three kinds of uncs, uncles
>Millinealfags who watch shit happen
>Zoomerchads who make shit happen
>and Boomercels who don’t know what the fucks going on

>>214268004
They do that for most coasters.
You can be pretty fat and fit in those things as well. People exaggerate how limiting they are, your discomfort tolerance is more limiting than the space constraints themselves.
Speaking of this ride, they will light it red and play the NiN soundtrack starting this month. I don't really wanna ride it til the movie is out, don't want to spoil the soundtrack.

>>214268197
The boomer MJ was the king of it

>>214268258
>>Zoomerchads who make shit happen
Wtf do you retarded broccoli heads do besides whine about tiddies and flossing for your squad?

>>214268258
>Zoomer
>Chad
Pick one and only one, loser. The Zoomer generation is infamously sexless and childless.

A director will reference the Akira slide but shamelessly critique Japan and decry anime as cringe.

>>214268296
Zoomer chads are out here rizzing up the finest of gyatts while simultaneously zeitgeistmaxxing. Have you ever heard the story of Tim Cheese? No, that’s not the kind of story the Boomercels would tell you.

>>214268342
Wtf is unc yammering about?

>>214268337
Nothing warms my goonpole more than a malding millineal. Don’t you have some funkopops to make Reddit post about while listening to stomp clap hey as you DoorDash swanky $30 burgers? Usually your wife does the ordering but she’s out with her boyfriend, after all you’re so secure about your “ethical non monogamy” kek

>>214268401
based fuck basedlennials

>quick, we need an anime to reference to get weebs to watch our movie!
>nearly always Akira or Ghiblishit, maybe DBZ if you're lucky
i hate hollywood writers

>>214268401
That will be (you) in 10 years too

>>214268480
I will be 10 years older, yes. But I won’t be a pathetic millineal. The kind of mindset required of a cringelinneal is something that can’t be replicated. Their reverence of fandoms make even the most devout Muslim bow his head in shame.

>>214268460
shut the fuck up you stupid retard. akira slide has been referenced in every movie with a motorcycle since 1988.
Tron is a fellow 80s scifi cult classic. I can't think of any movie/franchise more allowed to reference the akira slide than Tron.

>>214268222
>random
They've been killing innocent people in Gaza for a long time wake up retard

>>214268542
You will be the same, except instead of MCU and funkos you will be worshiping Trump an AI waifus

>>214268222
>pointing out crimes against humanity triggers this guy

>>214268645
Cringelinneals were like this in their teens, they didn’t grow into it. I bet you have a pedo stache and cuffed pants. You also had a bacon mustache shirt from H&M in 2012 don’t lie anon

>>214268401
>>214268542
>>214268731
You retarded zoomcucks are the worst generation by far. Cry more and lick my anus while I fuck zoomer girls. lol

>>214268542
if you're here you lost at life already lol sorry bro better luck next time

>>214268907
Yes, I lost at life because I'm a pathetic zoomer. I'm also trans.

>>214268731
>I bet you have a pedo stache and cuffed pants. You also had a bacon mustache shirt from H&M in 2012
Do americans really

>>214268460
>anime reaction image
I'm not even reading your opinion

>>214268222
Anyone who types 'da joos' is a jew.

>>214268867
>no argument just seething
Yes give me your SEETHE
>>214268907
I was born here, newfag. No 2016 isn’t oldfag either
>>214268937
They really do

akira is such an overrated retarded garbage piece of shit i hate tranime so much it's unreal

>>214268659
>>214268610
>>214268026
Tron Ares is objectively more important than every single Global South shitter ever.
Shouldn't you be on Reddit, organizing another march for mass migration?

>>214268122
Can you please translate anon I feel old now

>>214268659
When you have the same reaction to the United Shitholes of turdmerica doing it then I'll believe you. Else it's just pointless virtue signalling.

>>214268133
nta but no one understands niggerzoomerspeak, even your own generation finds it cringe

>>214267925 (OP)
Why do retards think turning a bike is an anime thing?

>>214268401
I have never owned a funkopop, I don't give a shit about indie music, I'm not poor so I don't order DoorDash, and my wife has four children which she takes care of in a home I own outright. Zoomer cope never changes despite how old you get. Isn't that sad? Imagine if you'd done something with your life instead of sipping cancer-causing energy drinks and raging at imaginary shit, you wouldn't be pushing 30 and living with your mom still.

>>214267968
It helps them get away with having below mediocre writing. See: Solo Leveling

>>214270725
>my wife has four children
The jokes write themselves.
Soillennials are such cucks. Lmaooooooooooo

>>214270706
Because the director said it is

Why did this thread immediately turn into generation wars and arguing about Israel?