Thread 214268176

You just put it in?

>>214268176 (OP)
Who's that ugly guy

>>214268268
Looks to be Shame Dawson

Fuck whoever mentioned HookUpHotShot last thread, i didn't know what it was and i still haven't been able to stop wanking it to it i want to sleep fuck you

>>214268176 (OP)
Mt friends sister looks just like this and I've slept with her several times, she gives great head

slagkino

>>214268176 (OP)
Same expression.

>>214268176 (OP)
I hater her doing this because it's staged and she's playing dumb. Literal old fogies who don't even know what it's called know that those are games, that's the system, and you stick the games in them to play. Just like modern systems that use carts or discs.
DUH.

>>214269282
wew

>>214269351
>Discs
Wtf is that grandpa? Does that make the stream go faster?

>>214269527
>majority of consoles and PCs still use discs
>*redditor comes here and tries to act le shocked and le COOL*

Leave.

>How to make a reaction video
>Step 1

>>214269624
>"Put on this hat."
>"No, no! Backwards, yes all the cool kids are doing it!*

:\

>>214269033
Marry her for the lulz, and dont tell her until your 50th anniversary.

>>214268176 (OP)
I mean technically ueah but I like to rub it around on the outside a bit first, helps to lube up a bit, and it builds a little anticipation on her end too.

I love Maisie like you wouldn't fucking believe

>>214269737
to be fair he did tell her to blow it first

>>214268176 (OP)
loved her doing this. surprise every time, so fascinating watching her use those old things. she did a great job trying to work it out. suoer

>>214269998
>It's matrix 2 and we just arrived at
the city of Zion
Shit sucked

before you make any degenerate comments: that is literally a little baby girl

>>214269998
She's single. Go get her!

>>214271775
>SHE WASN'T EVEN 35 YOU SICK BASTARD

>>214271775
Maisie should be a mother of a baby girl by now

>>214268176 (OP)
>28 year old pretending that putting physical media into a console is a wild and incomprehensible thing

>The year is 2035
>Some Alpha gen girl is shown a Windows 7 laptop
>okay, now use it!
>she starts talking to the thing
>"AI OPEN INTERNET FOR ME AND ALSO CHECK MY MAIL! HELLO?"
>its not working???

>>214271837
>She's single
and every living male is lucky for it...I don't envy the poor bastard that gets snatched up by her.

>>214268176 (OP)
Lia thread

>>214272622
>nickelodeon... not even once

>>214272480
They did this exact bit in the old Star Trek movie. Scotty talks to the computer and the guy looks at him funny then gives him the mouse. Scotty says "how quaint" and starts typing super fast amazing them

>>214272622
more like nutelia

>>214268176 (OP)
>>214269624
ARYA, NO!

>>214272622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMzuPmn5SGs
>Completely whores out in her youth, doing drugs and fucking her manager (and probably thousands of others)
>"I was raped - This is my story"
>Gets fat
>Still gets "saved" and her whole live paid for by some ultra söy cuck
>Women

>>214268176 (OP)
raped to death by pakis

>>214269282
>we're gonna have a rave outside your concentration camp
>what are you gonna do about it lil muhammad???

>>214268176 (OP)
Is the NES really such an old and mysterious artifact to someone born in 1997? I was born in 1988, but I still knew how to work an Atari 2600 even though it was released a decade before I was born.

>>214271960
>>214271993
Good point, how old was Maisie here? It's a show featuring kids right?

I mean, she dressed the part, but by this point she was already doing drugs, having sex, etc. Now I'm kinda sad she never got to have a childhood.

>>214268295
Is shane still around? Heard he's gay married to a guy and got exposed for bunch of weird shit

>>214272989
I was born in 2006 and I didn't even know if the NES was like a Playstation or the old Wii lol, it's like been mad that someone don't know how to operate a gramophone lol

>>214272175
>>214273094
17. She was born in May 1997 and the video came out September 2014.

>>214273321
>17 going on 40

>>214273199
Shut the fuck up, retard.

>>214269013
You didn't know what internet porn was?

>>214273461
It's not even that notable when anal bukkake gangbangs are a thing.

>tramples you
wat doo

>>214268176 (OP)
Back then:
>put game in
>enjoy playing it

Now:
>put game in
>have to install it first
>the disc is only a partial game, so you need a registerd account to get the rest of is
>now you gotta download the updates and patches
>play game now

>>214273599
>play game no-play game no-play game no-
>game remastered.exe has stopped responding

>>214273569
Those toes belong in my mouth.

>>214273599
Didn't they just pass a law where games had to be playable at all times? I kept seeing a thread about it on /v/

>>214273654
I didn't see that, but it would be nice if they did. They can do multi-disc games just like they used to, and the argument of "IT WON'T FIT ON ONE DISC" is a totally shit excuse.

>>214273654
>So I just slot in my Nintendo game key-card into my non internet-connected Switch 2 and...oh
I somehow doubt any of the publishers will just accept that.

>>214273654
the law wasnt passed yet but groundwork was laid to push for the end of life in videogames that require an online connection to function, to still function when the publisher/developer sunset the product. Mostly to not have games that become unplayable because the servers go down for good.

>>214273599
This shit has been the norm for way too long now, and somehow it has only gotten worse.

>>214269282
I somehow memoryholed this, damn the world is fucked up funny place.

>>214272766
Yeeaaah gonna need that name

>>214268176 (OP)
>Li'le o' the good ol' in-out in-out innit?

>>214274313
Pre-order bonuses are pretty much dead. You used to get artbooks, toys, and stuff. Now they expect you to pay them above-retail for "early access" by a few days as your "pre-order bonus."

>>214275204
I haven't purchased anything day-one since Orange Box.
>Skyrim comes out
>wait a year
>get the GOTY edition with all expansions for $15 from a second-hand store
It's just easier this way.

>>214275272
It's easier. but waiting a year or so forevery game you want to play is just literally pissing time away. I prefer waiting untl the past the first-wave of buyers got it and finished it, and show any wokeness bullshit that may be there first.

>>214274148
That wouldn't fix games where only partial games are sold with the rest downloaded.

>>214273569
she has great legs

>put thing
>thing works
Unbelievable.

>>214272886
The concerntration camp in question.

>>214268176 (OP)
You have to blow on it and the perform the correct incantation rituals otherwise it won't work.

>>214268176 (OP)
I'd pity her, but I guess she's rich so she can probably deal with being that ugly.

>>214269624
get this girl a cock

>>214276081
>maybe if I post outdated photos the goyim won't notice
https://nitter.net/ytirawi/status/1724432622149877963#m

>>214276588
Hey cool it with the antisemitism

Maisie > Sophie

>>214272766
>>214268176 (OP)
Baseball caps on women is too fucking cute

>>214279441
She's a genuine slag. I love it.

>>214276588
Do you understand the context, you dumb nigger? The reaction was to the claim that the terrorists simply had to commit a mass murder on October 7, because young Israelis were having too much fun, while they were living in the concentration camp.

So which one is it? Was it the concentration camp or was it the paradise on earth until evil Israel came in and bombed it for absolutely no reason?

>>214279893
Are you callin israel terrorists? Based

>>214279893
Tell me about Gaza's ports and airport

>>214273199
what a fucking retard, i would know how to "operate" a gramophone because i'm not a fucking turbo retard and because a turntable works kinda similar, same with consoles with cartridges, you fucking moron

>>214269603
>majority of... PCs still use discs
What year is it?

>>214272772
Jenny from forest gump really captures the female experience

>>214269998
I bet she's a right goer

>>214279441
I want to fuck Maisie

>>214280900
Maisie only bangs her brother

>>214268176 (OP)
Why was she pretending to have never seen a video game console before? She wasn't born in like 2012. She would have had the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox era of discs at minimum, maybe even the late PS1/N64 era, games going in game consoles is hardly an ancient concept.

>>214269603
>and PCs
no not really

>>214272688
kek'd and checked

>>214276081
post updated photos, you fucking piece of shit kike

>>214281991
if you didn't want to get bombed into oblivion then maybe you shouldn't have been such a bunch of niggers

>>214272766
Sad what she has become now. Always stoned, even when getting fucked.

>>214269998
I bet her parents are really proud of her

>>214272680
Scotty tried talking with the mouse like it's a microphone first.