Thread 214268860

WELL I'M A PUNK ROCKER
YES I AM

i loved this scene

It's the second best superman all time behind Reeves

I teared up. Don't give a shit, movies are meant to make you feel. Feels good not being a cynical turd like everyone here.

>>214268860 (OP)
Maybe because you are a sub-85 level retard?

>>214269137
I have an IQ of 130 thoughever

>>214269158
*calps*

>>214268860 (OP)
That's because you're an easily manipulated moron

>>214268860 (OP)
I loved it too it was really cute :3

>>214268893
Truth Nuke

>>214269182
You're too cynical for your own good.

>>214269205
Why am I supposed to give a fuck about the Kents when Superman didn't for half the movie

>>214269219
... :(

>>214269219
Realizing what's actually important and growing as a result is a very established arc, I found it easy to empathize with it

>>214269219
People like you are the reason why movies are dumbed down. He gave very much of a shit about the Kents and it didn't need to be spelled out.

>KINDNESS IS THE NEW FREAKIN PUNK!*
*unless the other person has even slightly different opinions to the current dogma - then we sure as fuck aren't going to be kind to them

>>214269384
Snytroons lost. Dilate.

>>214269384
Superman didnt want to kill an alien kaiju that was destroying the city. Not sure what movie you watched

>>214268860 (OP)
I liked that the Kents were normal looking people, not hollywood Hicks.

>>214268860 (OP)
You Gunn Guzzlers is about as "punk rock" as Greta Thunberg protesting climate change

>>214269398
Superman was making sure the city wasn't destroyed and the people were saved, not sure what movie you watched

>>214269354
>ignored them for weeks
>doesn't have any footage of them in the fortress of solitude
>only saves the day as Superman to honor his Kryptonian parents
>only goes to the Kents when he realizes the Kryptonian parents are evil monsters (a fact that's retconned in the digital release)
>Redneck retard dad says some shit about a Mexican restaurant
>Suddenly he cares enough about them enough to let an innocent civillian die

>>214269420
>not hollywood Hicks.
You only watched the movie through threads on here, didn't you?

>>214269479
You are retarded

>>214269579
That's the best argument you could come up with? No wonder you loved this shit movie for idiots and toddlers

If you are a man who likes this movie you deserve to be castrated.

>>214269046
That’s Gunn’s specialty. He can make you laugh and then in the next scene bring the feels. The Rocket sidestory in GOTG 3 was one big gut punch.

>>214269605
You can't understand a movie for "idiots and toddlers" lmao

>>214269640
He makes you laugh at his overblown melodrama and then flushes it out of the toilet with his mentally ill sense of humor right after

>>214268860 (OP)
I've seen this movie 3 times and I don't remember them ever once saying
>CAUSE IM PUNK ROCKER YES I AM

>>214269986
it's the song that's playing in the scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lYIhKhgIuY

>>214269046
Same.
I feel like people that hate this scene had shitty parents.

>>214269219
shaky eye weird fat bald man played shaky eye weird fat bald man again but older, and the director told him to keep his weird shaky eyes closed so it wouldn't be a major part of his weird fat bald man character, especially when he started crying for no reason because they'd shoved in a thailand - tier forced emotion "I - AM - S-S-SO, P-P-P-PROUD OF YOU S-S-SON" and made the alien's real father out to be a supervillain.
>yeah the message is definitely real pal, I just verified it on alien language app by toys r us.
too much forced emotion in the film and that was the worst bit.
stop, my invincible son

>>214269640
Genuinely insane to see people stupid enough to be entertained by capeshit. Are you twelve years old?

>>214270163
holy heckin schizo

>>214269397
>Snytroons lost. Dilate.

>>214269506
the widest screen there is. if you aren't able to understand every film and series through a single screenshot and a meme, you aren't a real human being.

>>214269640
>>214269701
>>214270187
gunn is the capeshit of capeshit. gardenyuns of the galecksee is the lamest most contrived dogshit possible. it's indian gloop mixed with buffy the vampire slayer.

>>214269701
>>214270187
>attack my reply but not the post i’m replying to
fuck off. snyder’s not coming back, sars.

>>214270392
anti-fun police

>>214270256
>I'm 13 and this is the first film I saw without my parebts
only kidding we all went together
twice!

>>214270427
I'm 29 and haven't been to the cinema in 5 years

>>214269219
That's literally a called a character arc. The first half of the movie is everyone shitting on him for being such a good guy and telling him what to do or accusing him of shit.
Lois, lex, guy, Mr terrifi, metamoupho. He's kind of tentative about it and unsure. By the end everyone gets he's not going to change including himself. He's always going to be that good natured farm boy with dad humor who loves animals.

>>214269605
>>214270187
>>214270392
Yeah that heckin capeshit is slop for kids and indians! Totally unlike my super serious adult tranime robot garbage! That’s for the grown-ups.

>>214270397
post a picture of yourself, your aids diagnosis and your disney season pass.

>>214270436
pathetic pauper

>>214270447
seek help you're desperately ill

>>214270475
>>214270441
paid posters reveal themselves.
imagine being more of a parasite than a journalist.

>>214270501
please refrain from posting more proof of your paranoid delusions and seek help, i mean it you are not well

>>214270439
>That's literally a called a character arc.
>By the end everyone gets he's not going to change including himself
So then there's no character arc

>>214268860 (OP)
They still waste money on you guys after the bombed sells? Or you just retarded and work for free?

James Gunn has a very excellent taste in music

>>214270569
Your poor grasp of the English language aside. Obviously they do it for free.

that's what cults do

>>214270530
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
>VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
this isn't facebook, take your dogshit somewhere else you deranged third world faggot

>>214270546
the arc goes up, then comes back down in exactly the same spot.
it's a character serkle.

>>214270717
i just liked the scene

>>214269219
You can NOT be this retarded, I refuse to believe there are people here getting filtered by capeshit

Punk rock is gay as fuck.

>>214270569
>They still waste money on you guys after the bombed sells?
Care to repeat that in english, disneyjeet?

>>214268860 (OP)
>superman listens to blink 182
>louis lane listens to nofx

>>214268860 (OP)
The only good scene in the entire movie was the 5 second ending.

Hope you guys and your kids are watching the super important prequel show to Man of 2morrow

>>214271108
This show is so uncomfortable to watch

>>214269448
>Superman was making sure the city wasn't destroyed and the people were saved, not sure what movie you watched
He literally says to Mister Terrific "you didn't have to kill him, we could have taken him to an intergalactic petting zoo or something"

>>214269384
The revisionism around punk is so fucking gay

>>214269046
>I teared up. Don't give a shit, movies are meant to make you feel
Yet you will never watch actual sadkino like Aftersun.

>>214271249
I've watched plenty of depressing movies, I'm kind of over it at this point. Real life is a plenty good source for those emotions and I don't have a choice whether to experience them or not unlike watching movies.

Test

>>214271133
Doesn't matter. It's important to the future of the DCU

Plus it desperately needs viewers but let's not talk about that

>>214270279
>Wait, they're calling us troons instead of jeets? I wonder wh-
kek.
>>214269397
Oh, btw, literally one glance at instagram, tiktok, and twitter will show that its troons praising the new pedo capeslopman and shitting on the Snyderverse.

>>214268860 (OP)
I'm just glad it wasn't Flying Batman again.

>>214271444
Who needs viewers when we can more goalposts! Did you know that Superman is the 11TH highest grossing movie in the Top 11 DC movies of all time?!. (Yes, we decided last week that Top 11 lists are things now).

Guys i don't mean to alarm you but there's a frog in this thread

>>214268860 (OP)
This scene is really gonna age bad

Alphas will look at that and cringe themselves to death

>>214272293
who gives a fuck, kys

Only gripe I have is there wasn't very much or very good action from Superman. The movie was fun, just THE main character didn't do much besides get kryptonited and maybe break a few things. I didn't realize until after.
Kinda like the first Harry Potter movie where Harry Potter himself casted no real spells.
I'm still #teamsnyder btw. #supershit

>>214271089
I liked the dialogue and wished more movies did what Spider-Man No Way Home did. Relatable, believable dialogue between characters. Something that somehow got lost in the capeslop era when it used to be there (Superman, 90s Batmans, 00s X-Men). Then again, I'm kinda tired of superhero movies.

>>214272293
It's cringe now

>>214272729
>Relatable, believable dialogue between characters.
That's a problem with all modern films, dialogue is more like twitter shitposts than real people interacting with each other

WATCHING THE SEQUEL WITH DELIGHT
YOU WOULD LIKE IT TOO IF YOU WERE WHITE
CAUSE YOU'RE A SNYDERJEET YES YOU ARE

Right in the impenetrable fortress

Snyder losers melt down over this movie and now the sequel has been hilarious. Very similar to when Trump won the election. We need a salt mine and copium thread for Snyder fags

>>214273786
The baffling this has always been just what they are so attached to with his movies? They're soulless, there's no heart to them at all.

>>214273786
>>214273941
Hello Ranjeesh

>>214269046
>>214269640
>>214270033
none of these things ever happened lol.

this board is so utterly dead its just bots claiming they cried watching james gunn's superman and the same spam with the same topic like sam hyde EVERYDAY on the catalog lol, literal truman show ASYLUM.