Thread 214270020

AppleTV has given us the government surveillance hero we always needed. Glowie with black husband and interracial kids scans the internet for the spiciest of memes, hoping to encourage the next psyop Day of Rage.
Hollywood never takes a hint. Each election failure is an excuse to double down and scare the piss out of cat ladies and wine aunts.

>>214270020 (OP)
Yeah, it looks pretty gay. Good thing Tim Cook, confirmed homosexual, is wringing the best juice out of the female demographic orange.

You sound pretty defensive.

>>214270020 (OP)
Damn I want Chastain to suck me off so bad.

>Dangerous, unethical...
>I have to catch the sneedposter.

>>214270020 (OP)
Sounds great. Thanks for the recommendation

>>214270020 (OP)
>end of season 1
>Chud-maga-hitler-bros we have been infiltrated by top supa hacker
>dun dun dun dun
>There is only one way to find out who it is
>DUN DUN DUN DUN
>Each of us has to type nigger in chat
>Horrified CIA Stacy look
>cut to black
Im waiting on that check netflix

>>214270020 (OP)
Why does she look like the typical "man jaw" ugly woman caricature on /v/

its going to be a reality tv show

>>214270236
You're gay

>>214270020 (OP)
AppleTV is the Satanism network.

>>214270185
>CIA Stacy's life flashes before her eyes, with montage of her and her kids smiling at each other
>Her hand hovers over the keyboard, trembling
They should print us money for this, anon.

>>214270020 (OP)
>I think I found the recruiter
>He's telling me to go to this website for secret operations
lemonparty.com

>>214272249
this one is ripe for a new chudette drawing

>>214270020 (OP)
woke interracial trash

>>214272249
>They're saying an age gap of 5 years...is OKAY.
>I warned you this would cost you your innocence.

>>214272728
>>214270020 (OP)
What were you expecting?
AppleTV is the most pozzed steamer around and the only reason people dont meme on it more is because no one watches it.

>>214270020 (OP)

Strange. Sometimes on /pol/, there have been threads talking about how the FBI under the Biden administration or some other Democrat administration, would be trying to goad or convince people to commit mass shootings.

>>214270020 (OP)
At last, representation for the establishment!

>>214273040
The feds have always done that. They only pivoted away during Bush and the War on Terror but once that died down and the dems came back into power they went back to the same ol.
Because goading brown retards into fake bomb plots isnt woke.

>>214273418
Billy Crystal BTFO

Ive seen clips and her brown daughter is a little cutey. I wanna see an episode were the evil white men molest her.

>>214273120
>At last, representation for the establishment!
Won't somebody please think of my personally assigned FBI analyst?

>Charlie, I’ve infiltrated their board.
>One of the leaders goes by “Gigachad.”
>Extremely dangerous. Judging from the photos, he may be on steroids.

>”You’re a big guy?” What’s that supposed to mean?
>It’s code. He’s phishing for a response.. Look, he got one.
>”For you?” What are they talking about.
>Sex trafficking. Think - what’s the opposite of a big guy?
>A little girl.
>Correct. And the response indicates that he has one for him.
>Sick fucks…

>They keep repeating the word based.
>Based on what? Who’s their source?
>Could it be a manifesto?

>>214274592
jej

>crapple
yawn

>Skibidi Toilet...
>Is that code?
>Oh my God, they're activating a sleeper!

>>214274656
kek

>Why are they posting a small image of Vince Vaughn?
>(I think? don't forget to double check)
>Why is he wearing a dark suit?
>"You can’t escape the past. The past is the landlord, and rent’s due every morning."
>Is this a metaphor?
>What does it mean?

>glowie AWFL with a black husband takes on the evil hacker chuds
shitlibs will love this

>>214273418
>almost all of the posts are off-topic
At least they got that right.

>I found a series of gift cards posted on the forum...
>Each one marked with “do not redeem.”
>It’s reverse psychology... they’re daring recruits to break the rules!

>>214270020 (OP)
So good it’s bad slop, must watch while drunk

>They keep telling me to “show bob and vagene.”...
>At first I thought… Bob? Must be a code name.
>Vagene? Sounds like Vagine… maybe a cartel contact in Marseille?
>But the repetition…
>Oh my God... it’s a ritual phrase. A password!

>>214270020 (OP)
Post yfw Baneposting episode

>>214270086
>>214274536
>>214274565
L0l

>>214272728
Interracial ≠ woke pal

>"They keep calling me a coalburner, and that I'll pay the toll!"
>"They're using the dark web to move cryptocurrency into fossil fuels!"

>>214274963
Oy vey!

>>214270020 (OP)
Is this the ultimate liberal woman's power fantasy?

>>214273418
Okay but how do you make love to a pillow filled with motor oil? Asking for a friend.

>>214273040
There's 0 speculation there. It's absolute fact. Remember that dumbass who tried to shoot up the Draw Mohammed thing in Texas years ago? His FBI handler was literally running for cover when it popped off. I don't think he expected the guy to go in guns blazing and immediately get domed by a security guard.

>>214275005
Take your meds

>>214275016
Carfuckers!

>>214274626
Top kek anon, I about spit my soda on the screen!

>>214273418
>Red pilled in a Thai sex shop
Isn't that a Chuck Tingle book

>>214275016
>Okay but how do you make love to a pillow filled with motor oil? Asking for a friend.

Lads I can't remember the last time I've enjoyed posting on 4chan this much... maybe True Detective season 2, or Dark Knight Rises. This show is gonna be a wild fucking ride

>>214274963
>hello fellow 4channers

>>214274963
>Interracial ≠ woke pal
Fuck off, faggot.

>They're saying "clean it up jannie" and "jannies do it for free"
>jannie... January 6th?
>those sick fucks are planning to do it again, they think they're gonna "free" this country

obvious bot thread.

>International network of... coalburner extermination legions?
>Wait... Oh my God! I've cracked it!
>I...N...C...

>>214275226
kys

>>214271278
>scene ends with her closing her eyes
>a single tear flows down her cheek as the view switches to a close up of the text box cursor
>music cuts out
>heavy keystroke sound
>N
>fade to black
>Nietzsche quote about fighting monsters hovers on screen for 30 seconds in complete silence
>Crazy Train plays over the credits

>I tried to mingle in by typing in this greentext they keep using
>One of them responded "who are you quoting?"
>I have to be more careful

>>214275313
who are you quoting?

>>214270020 (OP)
>hiring a white chick to play JIDF
bit antisemitic, innit?

>”ma’am, he just keeps telling me to dilate. I-is this some sort of death threat? Die late? Shit, we need to pull the plug, they’re on to u-“
>”don’t be a fool, Johnson. He’s telling you to dilate your mind. He wants you receptive to his sick ideology.”

Leaked footage from Savant.

>>214275653
You're safe here...

>>214273827
Posting here is domestic terrorism and you're all on a list...is what I would say if I were a glowie, which I'm not.

>>214275161
People actually watched those shows. Nobody is going to watch this shit.

>Feds did nothing to stop this.
But sure, go arrest the Chitwood shitposters.

>>214270020 (OP)
getting real tired of women wearing autist-face

I wish there was something I could do, but I never had an Appletv+ sub or bought a single Apple product in my life, so I can't really boycott more than this.
any ideas?

>>214276406
never post in any threads about it. that's what retards and shills do

if you actually dislike media don't buy it and don't keep front paging all the applejeets being paid in lima beans to keep it relevant. just let it die like all the other trash. anybody who doesn't get that concept is a literal shill

>>214277352
so you're saying that you're posting in this thread because you like this garbage wokeslop OR because you're a retard yourself? damn, self own both ways. amazing.
I'm here because the memes about it could be funny. bumping a thread on 4chins ain't gonna get any money in the pockets of Appleman.

>>214274963
>Implying that subhumans are equal and should be treated as people isn't woke
Next you'll be telling us that faggotry isn't woke either. I guess its your fetish.

>>214276406
Yes actually. Get the free trial, watch as much as possible, then cancel without paying. That way you're using their resources AND they have to pay streaming royalties so they lose money.

>>214277589
you're now also a retarded shill, you retarded fucking shill.

>>214273418
those dolphins had it coming lmao SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU CEPHALAPOD PRICKS

>>214277646
>Get the free trial, watch as much as possible, then cancel without paying.
nice try Appleman. I won't give you any data, not even a throwaway email account and DEFINITELY not valid credit/debit card info.

>>214275297
Unironically I keked.

>>214275470
Stop making me laugh anon.

>>214270020 (OP)
> actor partakes on govt psyop enjoys exceptionally long career

Many such cases

> election
It's all WWF

>>214274656
Holy based 'cado

>>214275025
Also all the journos basicaly begging for there to be a mass shooting then the Joker movie was released.

>>214273418
Chaos is the answer?

>>214273418
>tornado kills 2 dolphins lmao

I would fuck Jessica Chastain so hard whoever pulled me out of her would be crowned king if you know what I mean

>>214273040
There have been a few high profile cases. There was one where some semi-retarded drug addled Paki kid was identified as a potential extremist on social media, so the FBI catfished him as an attractive young female and tried to goad him into plotting a terror attack, saying they would marry him etc if he proved himself. He ended up getting cleared of some of the charges in court because most of the actual plotting was the feds.

>>214270020 (OP)
The writers are literally farming us for co tent right now you FOOLS

Attention all television writers and "dog moms":

I just masturbated to Dakota Fanning without her consent.

>I need a linguist. Get me in touch with Harvard
>"but it doesn't make sense! For you? To carry? Compared to you? Objectively large? What do you it would be painful? He has a growth disorder?"

>>214270020 (OP)
trailer is pure cringe lol

>>214273418
>Replaying 9/11 in my head
Man thinking about that incident really triggers jews for some reason

>>214274963
>Interracial ≠ woke pal

>>214270020 (OP)
More like Jessica Shitstain lmao

>>214273418
Mum we made it

>>214272838
Correct. Vile station. I men, they are all vile, but AppleTV gets the crown. They spend millions to troll Christians.

>>214270020 (OP)
>she looks like she.... fucks.....human men?
>these monsters dont even consider women to be human!

pleasebefunnypleasebefunnypleasebefunny

>>214281775
>image folder

>>214281775
frens... I'm printing out my mfw folder just to be safe before the Savant gets to me
gonna be a long night

>>214273040
the fbi made a fake nazi group, that also was pro-pedo and satanic, because I guess in their minds, those things go together. The group had members as young as 13 and leaders, who were fbi informants on the payroll, were giving them lsd and mushrooms, trying to get them to attempt mass shootings

>>214273418
Is that how they think 4chan writes? That's Reddit shit.

>>214273177
A realistic FBI show could be a great show: Goading their assets to commit various crimes, going to events and sticking out like sore thumbs, creating fake terror groups, investigating innocent groups, knocking on the doors of /pol/ posters to intimidate them, etc. That is multiple seasons worth of storylines.

>>214270236
Probably your estrogen levels are making you jealous

>>214275297
I cried everytim!

>>214272728
let me guess, she also spends her weekends away from her black husband to help her mother take care of her nana who is a Holocaust survivor?

>>214273418
>>214272728

>>214283110
She seems like a generous lover. That is probably why she is such a good actress.

>>214283136
Dude she seems like her uterus is the haunted hallway at a horror show

>>214283181
I can exercise it
>did you see what I did there anon? It was a double entendre!

>>214283147
>I have to be able to kill my child if it’s inconvenient I just HAVE to OK?!!!

>>214283227
that would be exorcise

>>214283165
kwab

>>214270020 (OP)
DEY HEA

>>214283165
She got married that year (at 40 years old btw) and did not abort 2 kids since then
I mean I fully believe she broke down, she was 40 with multiple abortions and no family, can't sympathize with dumb feminazi libtard bitches tho
would

>>214279315
I'd paint her chin white if you catch my drift

>>214270020 (OP)
wine aunts and cat ladies have lots of disposable income

of course they're gonna keep selling stuff to them. duh
wokeness never dies

>>214283165
I would keep her company but she would need to be more open minded

white women and black women are the only groups to move left in the last election.

>>214270020 (OP)
The real question is how much do they pay her?

>>214270020 (OP)
It's funny because ALL these actresses have Black lovers on screen and NONE of them have Black lovers in real life. Why is it so important to Hollywood to make them have sex with men of color?

>>214270077
I'm told I'm quite offensive actually.

>>214273418
>nuke the kurds
oh how jewish it all is lol

>>214270020 (OP)
>you disagreed with me politically
>that means you're moments away from committing a mass shooting/terrorist attack
>look at me! I'm literally shaking, terrified by your ultra-super-duper extremism
>I have to protect the community
>now I can treat you as if you're a violent criminal when all you've done is organize politically and non-violently, exercising your constitutional rights
>look, I believe in democracy and free speech but there's no room for hatred - 'hatred' is what I say it is
this is the engine of multiculturalism. This framework is what they use to neutralize political, democratic threats to Western multi-culti systems

For the cherry on top, on occasion, they'll send antifa over to beat you up and the moment you lift a finger defending yourself, now you have committed actual violence and these people will start convulsing as if you've committed the worst atrocity imaginable and give you more time in prison for punching an antifa than a child-rapist gets - and they'll gloat about it

>>214270020 (OP)
>>214283110
>>214283147
what a silly cunt

>>214270020 (OP)
she looks really hot here in a milf kinda way, she looks like a ginger kendra lust

>>214287105
Kendra kinda lost the appeal to me once she went mainstream. Chastain is one hot bitch though. She has nice feet as well.

>>214270236
/vee/ is full of chinlets and turd worlders.

>>214275653
>channel4
kek you can't make this shit up

>>214273418
>13 Reason why William Barr roxxxx
I post like this

>>214273418
Good thread >>126723368

>>214289052
https://4archive.org/board/tv/thread/126723368/what-did-cbss-evil-mean-by-this

>>214289073
Thanks for wading through the archives for that anon. I totally forgot that CBS had a show called "Evil." Just goes to show how instantly forgettable network thrillers are these days. I watched all 10 seasons of "Blacklist" and I couldn't tell you what James Spader's character's name was if you held a gun to my head.

NGL when I saw the pictures floating round I thought it was for another MBB vehicle (and not the kind she used to run down Jeffrey Star with). When I looked up the premise, I knew in an instant that it would be libtard hasbara about mass shootings with the message "those heckin imageboards need to be banned!" As A Christchurch truther, I'm *not* looking forward to when they litigate that in the show.

>>214282353
not a bad start

>>214283110
nasty woman?

>They keep saying they're fatigued
>Clearly this is a sign of mass psychological decline.
>Their society is collapsing under the weight of its own ennui.

>Pierce Brosnan and Achitecture...
>I get it
>It’s actually a critique of postmodern nihilism.
>By invoking Brosnan, they’re subconsciously yearning for order — a return to structure.
>To foundations. To pillars. To columns

>>214273418
The more I look the more accurate it becomes

>>214292430
how new are you?

>>214295110
new?

>>214295120
go back

>>214295139
back?

>>214270020 (OP)
What do you think 24 was?

>>214270020 (OP)
"To infiltrate 4chan I had to post tits and dance naked. I've gained their trust."

You're trying too hard, greentext newfaggot.