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>>214270885 (OP)
>jeeta nipples

not sure if want

cute tiddies

>>214270885 (OP)
Even in a still frame she can't act.

>>214270936
LOL

Nipples out -- DISGUSTING!

It's coming

>>214271030
What do they eat?

whats his fucking problem

>>214271030
that better be absolutely fucking disgusting parasitic shit, we've been waiting 6 episodes

>durrr it just lays eggs in your ass

That'd be lame af

>>214270930
Isn’t she supposed to be Persian?

>>214271063
He's still browsing 4chan in 2120

>>214271049
the negress was feeding or not feeding kek the ticks, so they must have the food in their research notes which Kavalier has

>>214270885 (OP)
>spines
those are tubes

>>214271070
she's a jeeta on both sides of her family

>>214271070
>persian
>jeet
>indo-aryan
Same thing, really.

>>214271063
That guy gave a stellar performance for the little time he had on screen which he didn't have to do, he could have phoned it in like the others. I secretly hope he is alive. What a waste to just kill him.

So they came back from wherever with xeno eggs and like two dozen species of creatures from the Mist.

>>214271147
I sure hope it was from different planets. Xenos would kill everything on theirs.

>>214271063
he's a gooner, what do you expect

THE DESI BITCH HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE BWC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTPCiA-9Ios

>nothing except Alien and Aliens is canon
>Prometheus and Covenant are alternate reality fiction
>black goo, David and Engineers don't exist

Is Hawley completely fucking retarded?

>>214271063
Asian-American in a future where people have even less sex. He was raised to be an incel.

What a fucking shit filler episode
> everyone is alien covenant/prometheus tier retarded, how new and refreshing

>>214271063
problem? he was based af

>>214271208
He was Jewish

>>214271211
based, fuck Ridley's android obsession, go play in Raised by Wolves you senile fuck. Space Jockey is an elephantine creature not a milky white body builder

>>214270885 (OP)
What was the eyeball thing’s deal? It looked like it was trying to warn the dumb nigress about the ticks, but then it kills the older engineer guy, and then attacks the pajeeta and knocks her out, and then when the black guy (aka the only interesting character in the show) pulled a gun on it, it looked like it called the xenomorph, but then it attacked the xenomorph when it showed up, looking to me like it was protecting the pajeeta, but then it just kind of fucks off and she gets mauled to death anyway.

>>214271227
>everyone is alien covenant/prometheus tier retarded,
Please, by comparison the Maginot crew make covenant/prometheus ones look like geniuses

>>214271227
What an exhausting little retard you are

>>214271347
It was either attempting to warn the DEI scientist or attempting to distract her. The former is funnier while the latter is more believable, and it’s been confirmed by the writers I believe.

She also called it “asshole”, meaning it’s probably a mischievous little fella.

>>214271347
I DONT KNOW MAYBE FINISH WATCHING THE SERIES

>>214271347
Hawley said it was trying to distract her, so the ticks could get out

>>214271352
I am sorry for your pain

I have a question for the lore people.

Did Disney copy Peter Weyland with the Boy Kavalier character? He’s literally the same thing.

>Peter Weyland was born in Mumbai, India on October 1, 1990 to his mother, an Oxford–educated Professor of Comparative Mythology, and his father, a self-taught engineer.[1] At the age of 14, Weyland was granted a Method Patent for a synthetic trachea constructed entirely of synthetically–engineered stem cells, which constituted his twelfth registered patent to date. On October 11, 2012, Peter Weyland founded the eponymous Weyland Corp.

“Well what if our boy genius was even younger and smarterer!”

why is he so obsessed with her though?

>>214271373
ahem
>>214271394

>>214271063
This guy is evidence that they thought they were shooting a 3 hour film that takes place entirely within that ship and not a miniseries about Aliens genociding earth.

>>214270885 (OP)
I was into the show up to this episode, but then it suddenly went Prometheus-tier retarded. Did they bring in Damon Lindelof as a guest writer or something? The whole incident involving the kid incubating a bunch of ticks in his body, and everyone who died as a result was a series of really stupid actions that took place completely independently of the saboteur or the xenomorph on the loose.

Also, why was the gook talking like Agent Smith? He wasn’t an android or anything.

>>214271347
i love that little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>214271407
I think they just went "lol make him a current year tech bro billionaire, but younger"

>>214271407
It’s Disney anon. “Well what if OUR Death Star was a literal PLANET wouldn’t that be COOOL??”.

>>214271303
>based, fuck Ridley's android obsession
>this whole show is about androids and cyborgs

>>214271418
ukranian whores are nice fucks

Kavalier isn’t a genius. Weyland was a genius. Kavalier misquoted a well known science fiction author and he didn’t even know how to fix his robots.

>>214271211
>>Prometheus and Covenant are alternate reality fiction
>black goo, David and Engineers don't exist
did he actually say this

>>214271030
Wait, why didn't we see the flies yet? It's the ticks?

>Its a prequel episode that doesnt progress the Main story

Look shit writers. Nobody gives a shit seeing the xenomorphs kill space wagies

>>214271351
Isnt that the only way Alien media can work? If people knew what they were doing they wouldnt be so careless with the xenos.

>>214271459
ok I did not think this through I give you that

>>214271418
he was a rapedroid

So does the maginot not have escape pods like every other ship in the series? Shares or not, once those specimens get lose I'm getting out and the company can bill me.

>>214271493
Yes, the first line about the movies. The second line is anon clarifying what it means. It's in the first 10 mins of the podcast he posted.

— FX's Alien TV Show Already Has A Big Canon Problem (Not Just ...Noah Hawley stated that his Alien: Earth series intentionally focuses on the first two Alien films and does not use the continuity or lore established in Prometheus or Alien: Covenant, deeming them "less useful" for his vision of a retro-futurist and mysterious Alien world. He explained that he chose not to "engage with that part of the story" and that Alien: Earth is meant to stand on its own, prioritizing the original films' concepts over the prequel's detailed lore, such as the Xenomorph's potential origin as a bioweapon.

Also it shares the same universe as Blade Runner.

>>214271063
He takes a bemused glee in seeing people suffer and everything unravel, shrugging at the prospect of his own safety until faced directly with death. Just a run of the mill pyschopath.

>>214271418
fat fukken milkers, you would be too if you were stuck in space with those things thinging around

>>214271063
Spent too much time on asian masculinity forums

>>214271454
>yfw you find out she's Indian

>>214270885 (OP)
Since when does space travel in the Alien universe take decades? I was always under the impression that it took maybe weeks or months, but they do the cryosleep thing to cut down on the necessity for resources like food and water while in transit.

>>214271503
>Unnecessary backstory episode that adds nothing
>Still the best episode so far
Kirsch is keeping this shit afloat in my eyes.

>>214271655
>Name suggests Iranian
>Actress is Indian
>idiots think she's Latina

>>214271418
Take a guess

the xenomorph looks so fucking bad in this show. It's barely better than the ones in Resurrection and that's a low bar.

>>214271609
She's nothing special, a thin white girl with a decent shape. She works as an escort in Thailand.

>>214271706
>>214271714
he's literally me

>>214271656
It shouldn't. Either their trip was obscenely far, or the writers fucked up/didn't care.

Wtf was the point of all of these episode when we don't even get to see all of the aliens like the fly?

>>214271759
what do you mean you can see it right here >>214271030

>>214271063
i thought he was a synth

bitch is getting shat on by rich yellows daily

>>214271797
SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS

>>214270318
They use toilets like any civilized being

>>214271732
>>214271813
>>214271847
She's literally me.

>>214271555
>Also it shares the same universe as Blade Runner
???

>>214271555
>shares same universe as blade runner
i'm interested to see how they fixed the oceans being radioactive and almost all flora and fauna on earth being killed

>>214271787
It's the fucking trailer of the ep6 retard. An entire ep in the ship, 2 entire ep of the crew going inside the ship, recovering every specimen.
>"OH BTW HERE THAT NEW ALIEN"
wtf is this shit show

>>214271656
A commercial grade tachyon shunt drive, as seen on the Nostromo and other Weyland-Yutani ships at the time is only moving at 0.2 lightyears a day. That's faster than the speed of light, but still going to take literally decades to get anywhere. 73 lightyears would take a year of travel time. The crew is in cryo stasis because it takes literally 60 years to get to where they were going (presumably somewhere ~420 light years away). In Alien3, they send a distress call to the company and they are somehow able to get out to Fiora 161 in a a matter of days/hours, but the distances aren't disclosed.

>a literal 5/10 ukranian slut
>/teevee/ is in love

I expected nothing and I am still disappointed

>>214271868
dollar store rebecca ferguson

>>214271454
>>214271655
i literally jerked off to her and saw a dream about fucking her thinking she was a latina but whatever i guess i like pajeet women now

>>214271895
BRAVO NOAH

I'm kind of amazed they did that one scene where the woman was holding a meeting and couldn't handle it at all so the man had to step in and set things straight and remind these idiots people are dead and they will be too if they don't figure out what's going on.

>>214271902
you would ejaculate instantly if that woman asked you the time

>>214271943
doesnt count if the man is a nog

>>214271976
doesn't change anything in what I said kek

Is the level of waifuing telling?

>>214270885 (OP)
Looks like a man in a costume.

>>214271208
he was clearly a sephardic jew with a mild Australian accent (I think).

what ethnicity is her bf? looks like some kind of med mutt?

>>214271900
It also clearly doesn’t take the Sulaco decades to get to LV-426 after they lose contact with the colony.

>>214272038
as opposed to a real alien?

>>214272066
uh, sweetie, they're called Undocumented Migrants.

>>214271211
Or are the engineers and black goo completely retarded?
Yes, they are.

>>214272063
Military ships have better drives. Think of the FTL in Alien as low level Star Trek warp. Read pic related.

>>214272102
Chat, is this real?

>>214272102
he is kinda cute

I don't think there are any discrepencies with the Xeno being shown to be a baby before it grows in to a full form and the time it takes. In the same previews for Ep6, we see both the Xeno as a small creature and then we see it fully matured. It could very well be possible we are seeing Wendy interacting with it after the cliffhanger in Ep4 once its in containment and then the episode takes place in those several hours as its growing to its mature form.

>>214271373
>it’s probably a mischievous little fella
That's why we love it.

>hey, the captain's dead.
>so, there's like these things on their faces or whatever
>where's the fire?

>>214271988
That's fair, it still surprised me. Kind of annoyed me the android kids seem to treat the situation they were in with more seriousness than the adults with experience who just saw two people they lived with and worked with for decades get killed and they're making jokes.

>>214272144
.

>>214272038
and if it were cgi you'd be complaining about that

I really really want to creampie a cute pajeeta whore

>>214270885 (OP)
>we went from Ridley and Cameron attention to detail to this

fucking GRIM

>>214272206
Can't believe they got an ishowspeed cameo in this

>>214272245
>cute
>pajeeta

>>214271656
"57 years later"
t. Aliens, 1986

>>214272305
Yes,
Cute.
Fuckable.

>>214271875
I don't know why they'd specify it about this show particularly, but it's been true of Alien stuff in general for many years.

>>214272324
these are the fingers of the jeeta in the show, you want to fuck fungus?

>Alien: Earth (2025) S1.E8 ∙ The Real Monsters
It was men all along!

>>214272066
As opposed to a man in a costume who doesn't look like a man in a costume.

>>214272404
I can fix her.

>>214272111
>in the 2030s
I think we've fallen a bit behind.

>>214271143
If he was a synthetic with anything going for him at all I'd agree but his character is pointless. He's just a creep who talks like a robot for no reason and does nothing except say that people in cryosleep might not be in cryosleep, which if he suspected that why didn't he tell Morrow sooner?

>>214272529
he has space madness

Wait so Asian man wasn't a robot? What was he then just Asian? Why did he speak like that? What was the point of revealing he jerks off while standing over a sleeping woman in her pod?

>>214272597
It was a lame attempt to have a suspicious character for an awful "who dunnit" plot.

so you can just jump on an xenos back and bite it on the neck and it throws a rage fit like that
the colonial marines should have been armed with a bag of these

>>214272404
Nuke them from orbit

>>214271507
They stablished they had a saboteur who was going poatal and he also clearly didnt give a fuck if he died
Couldve just had him release critters as a final "fuck you" rather than make the scientist be a turbo brainlet

>>214272615
lel

>>214272615
it's fine he's very rubbery

>>214272640
is he the most retarded xenomorph we've seen so far?

>>214272700
think so yeah

>>214272615
Did you miss the part where the engineer was posessed by the eye?

>>214272731
>the engineer was posessed by the eye

>>214272765
God dammit ridley!

>>214272731
No, but maybe I missed the part where it's shown the eye gives you super strength and makes the Alien just flail around and lets a human jump on its back and screams while getting munched on.
The same Alien that evaporates two different rooms full of humans in about the same time it reee's over an irish-eye monster tag team.

>>214272700
Truly they do take dna from whoever is facehugged

>>214272793
The scene with the lamb showed that it fucks with the physiology and even with the cat that was torn up it was still able to make it move and function.

>>214272793
the xeno kneels before space IRA dentistry

>>214272597
Androids can't fap? or smoke? i guess they don't need to. A distinctly remember several characters calling him a "robot".

>>214272853
that was banter cuz he acts weird, are you autistic?

Reminder that James Cameron also didn’t like Prometheus.

>>214272869
proofs?

>>214272884
Look it up. The Alien franchise is massively divisional. There’s like 4-5 different factions.

>>214270885 (OP)
didn't they have a fin on the back as well

>>214272906
>proofs?
>look it up

I'm leaving this place forever

>>214270885 (OP)
>in the og you had the black contortionist doing bizarre this
>this zoomer takes just a dude strolling around in a costum.

>>214270885 (OP)
>"When you look at the votes Obama got and Trump got compared to Biden it just doesn't make sense."

>>214272884
He’s on record saying it didn’t add up logically. Although he appreciated it for what it was.

>>214273045
>Xeno trying to tell her how to use toilet paper

>>214272866
those mushmouthed motherfuckers were babbling over each other in every scene. i wanted to slap all of them

>>214273045
It's SO FUCKING BAD. Like a parody of an Alien movie.

>Series should have been 6 episodes
>All of which took place on the ship
>It would involve a saboteur, the increasing paranoia and space madness mix with the specimens getting out
>Corporate espionage, whodunit, and horror scifi
>Could have saved a ton of money on sets, vfx, poured it in to making the gore horror scenes and the aliens even better
>Morrow as the man on the mission, everyone else coming to the realization of how expendable they are
>Failures of judgment and actions could have been done with sabotage and putting people in to dangerous situations that way
>Instead we have to deal with Westworld 0.5 type of plot and kid characters, and inconsequential pseudo intellectual humanist bullshit

>dumb scientist
>literally retarded assistant
>drug addict medic
>rapist guy
>useless emotional second in command
no wonder morrow is pissed off all the time, shit there was a good chance the ship would crash even without sabotage

>>214271418
>>214271609
>>214271732
>>214271706
she's attractive

>>214273170
God I fucking love slav kinoses so fucking much

>>214273170
5/10 tops with that beak

>>214271902
she's 8/10

With how much theyre teasing it the fly and flora pretender better be some kino body horror stuff or I'll be very disappointed

>>214273045
>looks worse than a 45yo movie in your hallway

>>214273045
why it moving like a spastic? downe syndrome?

>>214273208
retard

>>214273204
girls with unique imperfections are prettier than 3D printed bimbos

so the eyeball wants to fight the alien, what could this mean and why, and who will be the final host to do it (from the synth kids)

>>214273045
>>214273059
>>214273118
>>214273231
>>214273238

>>214271900
if it takes 65 years for a round trip and they can do 73 ly/y then it would be about 2300 ly away if it were a single destination, or rather 4600 of the whole route because we don't know how many stops they're making and it what direction relative to each other
it would take less time for the crew on the ship due to relativity

>>214273238
No you're just a fag.

>>214273157
true i agree with but also it just shouldn't have been made if faggots don't know how to respect the mythology, no way they should have included these faggot plants and bugs, wasted cgi

>>214273276
bro the fucking arms are folded in like a t-rex, make it make sense

>>214272102
The footage of this dog gleefully trotting around wearing the xeno head always brings a smile to my face

>>214272024
nibs deprivation is making anons desperate for anyone

>>214273263
holy fucking kek, it's exactly the same

>>214273263
>this show from 30 years ago that was made for thousands of dollars looks much better than a 200 mil show

kill me

>>214273348
nibs it up!

wendyfags and nibsfags been real quiet the last 20 threads. why?

>>214273497
Quiet before the storm.

>>214273497
September, back to school.

>>214273348
She preggers with my baby. Sorry.

>>214273348
>you better not pull out, anon

>>214272404
weird interesting detail

>despite this being the least white casting in years all the evil character just so happen to be white
Hmmmm... HMMMMMMM.... I SAID HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>214273539
>scene beforehand pours dirt on her hands
>has dirty fingers
>anon impressed
oy vey!

>>214273348
I wonder if the eye alien can take over these kids. It would be able to possess a body that can fight the xenomorphs

>>214273045
Why is this filmed like the beginning of a porno

I just realized.
Morrow is Captain Hook, that's why he has the arm blade. God this is stupid.

>>214273641
I've seen better acting in pornos.

>>214273348
HABSBURG BABIES

>>214273673
>Youuuuuuuuu're aaaaaaa crook, Captain Hook!

>>214273602
>fucked up nails happen because of a little dirt

Ok smug little retardo

>>214273696
Name one

there's blood and gore but the writing is for kids?

>>214273673
So does this mean Boy Kavalier is gonna end up killing him? Who's Kavalier's tinkerbell? Wendy is obviously Wendy.

>>214273581
the xeno is white?

>>214273752
The one I made with ur mum.

>>214272206
fucking goofy kek, dangling like a stripper off a pole

>>214273798
>Who's Kavalier's tinkerbell?
Allow me to put forth a suggestion.

>>214273752
>Lilly James Makes Her Debut at Anal Mom

>>214271134

Upper caste Brahmins and Kshatriyas should be related to the Iranians/Persians, they just happen to be mixed blood with the indigenous population of India after thousands of years of inhabiting the place.

So same people that conquered ancient Persia also conquered ancient India and created the Caste system which should have prevented the racemixing but somehow still happened.

>>214273758
It's for teenagers. This is big-budget CW.
>>214273798
My initial thought was that it'd be a "fakeout" in which Kirsh is the real PPboy. Now I think the allusion is totally superficial and it's going to go the usual Slasher route.

>>214273823
this was my first thought, haha

>>214273696
I can name over 300.

>>214272404
you know they're in a tv show right, that prop makeup exists?

>>214273922
saar

>>214273865
>indigenous population of India after thousands of years of inhabiting the place.
Do they have any links to Abos? Because some dark as fuck pure dravidian jeets look Abo enough

So who are those goofy Yutani guards?

>>214273729
Specifically state what is "fucked up" about the nails and prove you're not a retard.

>>214270885 (OP)
Is this supposed to be scary? It looks like a dog jumping up for a treat

>>214271063
he just enjoyed seeing things go to shit

>>214273960
india is a broken off chunk of australia that hit the south asia and infected it

there better be more nudity.

>>214273696
The porn parody will probably have a better xeno costume too

>>214273752
Un-natural Sex 14.

>>214273758
>the writing is for burgers
ftfy

>>214273899
Kek.

>>214273348
hopefully she's on the first scene next tuesday

>>214274197
I'm sure Level 3 means she's restricted to her room which she can't easily break out of, and guarded by humans which she can't easily kill.

>>214273899
LMAO

Drinker is shitting on Alien Erf :(

>>214273157
indeed

>>214273899
top kek

>>214274197
>When Morrow is the father

>>214273263
K-k-k-kino

>>214273263

Isn't that a member of the Drakh race? The same aliens that tried to use a planet killer device on Earth. However, when they got defeated, they released some kind of constantly evolving virus designed to kill off the humans.

>>214273999
Will do retard-satan. If you have good health, your nails look smooth and shiny even with a little dirt under them. However this bitch has basically her whole nails, top to bottom, fucked up-looking which strongly suggest body deficiencies like lacking vitamins and minerals. And being in space for so long that is something that fits. Hence, it's a nice detail. E.g. somebody in the writing and/or makeup department thought of adding that.

>>214274303
Yes, the same. They are antagonists in Crusade. Although later they dropped that particular look, cuz it was too expensive, and said it was an encounter suit like other aliens used (Vorlons for example).

>>214273821
the ayys are supposed to be genestealer space strippers
it's what gieger would've wanted
bursters also only kill males because men can't give birth, females are multiple use

>>214273960

I have no idea. The Australian aboriginals living in Australia probably didn't have much contact with the Asian continent.

Those really dark pajeets you speak of probably have some Indo-European genetics since upper caste Indians would exercise their power over the lower castes by raping them.

>>214273899
>Morrow has to make a difficult moral decision
>Xev appears on his shoulder to remind him what he's fighting for

We didn't see the redhead, great episode

>>214272825
Yeah, it pilots them like a bio-mech. I imagine by prodding specific parts of the brain or sending signals through its tentacles. Still doesn't make a body stronger, I could see more agile depending on latency from eyball>brain>spine>action but certainly not stronger or faster than physically capable of before skull fucking.

>>214274377

Cool man. That was a good show when it comes to space adventures and space wars.

>>214274467
Yup

>>214274371
She's literally pouring dirt on her hands. That is all that is wrong with them.

>>214273157
And then this board would shit on it for being "Alien" from race swapped Ash's pov.

>>214271211
>>nothing except Alien and Aliens is canon
Based.

>>214273263
Is this from that shitty DS9 ripoff?

>>214274551
Rude. Babylon 5 is one of the greatest space scifi shows if not the greatest outright.

>>214274519
t, has fucked-up nails irl and is insecure about them

>>214273259
Why wouls the eyeball need to fight it? We already have Wendy who can talk to it and has an acid proof paper cutter

>eye is extremely intelligent
>decides to 1v1 the xemomorph
Rrrrrrright.

>>214274624
it won tho

>>214271503
It was better than the main story. Seeing the retarded crew get killed was more entertaining than the boring shit with the kids.

>>214273045
>in space no one can save your tendies

>>214274624
It determined the Xenomorph was a little bitch and was right.
I bet Predators keep eyes as pets.

>>214274685
>MUMMY! MUMMY, I WANT TENDIES! GO TO MCDONALDS AND GET TENDIES! MUMMY! MUMMY I JUST SHAT ON THE FLOOR, GET TENDIES NOW!

>>214274708
kek

>>214274624
its going to be some bullshit like it always keeps going for more intelligent/capable host, therefore it recognised morrow as his next target, but knew he was going to get killed by the xeno so he got inbetween it.

actually who am i kidding, that shit will never be explained.

>>214272793
Human brain limits muscle strength and body's general performance severely by default, in order to prevent injury, while clearly the occulus parasite just directly hijacks whatever neurochemistry operates a given meatsuit, so it can chimp out with the full strength of a grown man. Anyone with average IQ, average high school education and a non-fucked attention span should be able to piece this together on first viewing of the scene in the episode, if you've seen the previous ones.

>>214274801
It's pretty simple. The eyeball is just a hermit crab, always looking for a bigger shell.

>>214274519
Why was she pouring dirt?

>>214274197
she wont be in this season anymore, either returns next season or is dead/lost off-screen

>>214274845
The AI they used to write the scripts used Gladiator as a reference to steal from.

>>214271211
How can Alien and Aliens be canon if none of the events from those movies have even occurred yet

Also Prometheus and Covenant are so far removed from the rest of the Alien story I feel like even making a statement on its canonicity is unnecessary. It's not like black goo is that integral considering the franchise existed for over 30 years before it even existed as a concept

so we've got:
>marrow=captain hook
>brother=john
>prodigy guy=peter pan
>eyeball=tinker bell
>alien=crocodile

>>214273899
That's actually pretty funny good job

>>214271211
Based Hawley

I mean this show is run by the guy who helmed the last two seasons of Fargo which were some of the worst written and executed shows of the last decade. I'm shocked Alien Urf was as good as it was up until this episode. Some points for and against, mostly against.
- Morrow's actor is literally carrying this thing on his back, happy to find an actor in this day in age that seems to know how to act for the camera
- The set design is top tier and you can tell they built a fair amount of it
- Exploring the corporate espionage angle in the Alien universe is something novel and interesting
- The new beasties are fun and how can you not root for the eye alien
HERE WE GO
- The xenomorph in an Alien show is the least menacing and lamest its ever been
- Showing the full xeno in full lighting is maybe the dumbest thing and they had Covenant to learn from but didn't
- The suit they have the actor playing the xeno in looks not so hot and even more so when he is fully lit
- Way to much showing the xenos movement, what the fuck is it doing with its hands all the time and it dog walking across the floor looks retarded
- The writing makes the characters, save Morrow, feel incredibly stupid and naive which is a staple for recent Hawley stuff
>meh I just fast forward through most of it to get to the good stuff
- Far too many characters which is unfortunately standard for Hawley stuff again but they are all unlikeable or unsympathetic but not hate-able like a villian should be so no real protagonist/antagonist
- The design of the Xeno this time round feels incredibly surface, no back tubes being the most glaring omission (almost every single one of them have these stalks)
- General misconception of what the xenos power level is (they don't really fuck around when fully grown but they aren't really powerhouses, xenos usually rely on numbers rather singular strength)
There is more but its just nitpicking in the writing and continuity in pre-established lore

>>214271211
about the opinion you'd expect from midwit casuals like him

>>214275026
>>214275080
duality of teevee

>>214275044
i'm not reading anything that isn't properly greentexted

>>214274447
>Still doesn't make a body stronger
It will if it's not holding itself back, much like a thief stealing your car, you drive it carefully but they won't.

>>214275001
Ok but why, why do any of this

>>214275178
every question you have can be answered with hawley is a fucking retard

>>214275044
>pre-established lore
They said "fuck everything but Alien and Aliens". And that's a good thing!

>>214275178
because pre-production started a month before the writer's strike started?

>>214275178
To make incels like you piss and moan about it daily while continuing to faithfully watch every episode

>>214274447
It’s probably fucks with the motor cortex and lets the body jump straight to accessing hysterical strength consequences be damned. Humans are pretty damn strong when we really need to be, the problem is it basically destroys our bodies if we utilize our muscle’s full potential. Way I have it figured is while the xenomorph wasn’t all that hurt in the attack, having what it previously had pinned as a weak and squishy host species actively attack it with far more strength while also ignoring being attacked back when the other humans it encountered it bodied or sent running just really freaked it out. It’s like a lion having a vervet monkey suddenly fling itself and into it and start going apeshit.

>>214272507
Trying to convince ourselves that the races are equal has been a much more worthwhile endeavour

>>214275292
This anon has thought about the show more than the entire creative team. Also, I love this theory. I makes perfect sense.

>>214275176
Ah so unrestrained human strength can handle an 8ft Xenomorph. Now it wall makes sense.

>eye is helpful and warns of containment breach
>then isn't helpful by calling xeno
>then is helpful again by fighting xeno
What's his end game?

>>214275373
you haven't seen 100 pounds moms lift cars to save their kids?

>>214275423
Did the cars try to kill them while they did it?

>>214275415
hawley officially said in an interview it was trying to distract the scientists not help her

>>214275423
No. Can you post a video of it and not an anecdote?

>>214275373
>>214275445
Since you want to act like a passive aggressive faggot redditor now here's a woman pinning a Xeno with her foot
https://youtu.be/SFEDWuwe4z4?t=83

>>214275265
and cum, don't forget the cum

>>214275471
NOOO!!!! That one example means we need to accept the Xeno getting mogged at every turn!!! FUCK

>>214275471
not canon

>>214275471
Ah to have a competent soldier go against xenomorphs, those were the times. Love that scene and I've NEVER heard anyone bitch about it.

Only reason I’m still watching this trainwreck is Morrow. They better give him good scenes

>>214275044
>The set design is top tier
the spaceship laboratory doesnt make any sense. like why the fuck are aliens stored in these fragile glass tubes that high up on the wall?
so these glass tubes are locked into the wall with a very shoddy locking mechanism that is very difficult to reach and work on without a ladder. the design is not very human and not secure in any way.
the black "scientist" gorilla doesnt hear the Beep of the locking sound, that part is actually realistic because its like blacks cant hear smoke alarm low battery sounds.
ok but why didnt the jewish guy notice?
surely a jew would be smart enough to pick up on the red light and the nope sound.
an alien just escaped that he captured and then why not check and secure all the other aliens properly?
why is the laboratory a room that anyone can walk in? usually there is a security clearance and not everyone is allowed to go anywhere but here people just jaywalk whereever they want to.
why do they eat in the laboratory when they have an extra area for eating? why they eat in a lab with biological contamination?
why is there no decontamination shower?
why arent they wearing full hazmat suits that cant be penetrated by whatever they are working on? costume department too lazy?

>>214274845
the censors wouldn't let them show her smearing shit on things

>>214275499
>>214275508
>>214275510
Look at all that cope

>>214275517
Kirsh? Ocellus?

>>214275548
There's nothing to cope about. The scene where the eye jumps on the xeno's back looks retarded and ridiculous. You posting another scene that is also stupid doesn't change that.

>>214275523
>the black "scientist" gorilla doesnt hear the Beep of the locking sound, that part is actually realistic because its like blacks cant hear smoke alarm low battery sounds.

>>214275548
Cope? I was literally complimenting it kek.

>>214275548
It's just stupid when the same xeno that's shown speedblitzing a dozen people in 3 seconds with ease gets slowed down by an elderly man being mind controlled. There is no consistency with the xeno's power level

>>214273673
Anon...you are right. But boy langolier will never be Peter Pan, fuck him, fuck him

>>214275523
she's been overworking and is stressed out and exhausted because of it. has no time to go to the mess hall to eat so she's eating where she's working
also did you miss how they hired a fucking moron who don't even know the difference between biology and geology

>>214275523
I'm not a scientist by any stretch. When she was placing the dead rat into the container I assumed there would be two chambers. Place the rat in the chamber > close top > open entrance to second chamber with ticks. But instead it just opens right into the fucking ticks. It's the laziest mongoloid writing I've seen in a long time. The people praising this slop are shills, there is no other rational explanation.

>>214275555
Kirsh is brought down by his association with the stupid children androids. It’s not even that novel of a portrayal for a synthetic. Just baiting the audience along for 8 episodes with the “will he betray his human master” angle because he’s condescending towards and Kavalier talks down to him.
We haven’t see Ocellus do anything interesting. Not even a scary concept. It’s the least harmful of the aliens onboard and would have been dealt with in under 5 minutes if they didn’t have ticks, sabotage and xeno fucking shit up.

What makes this hottest thread on /tv/ right now?

>>214275373
>an 8ft Xenomorph
That xenomorph is like, only 6 feet lmao

>>214275638
elderly man that can do somersaults, the eye has clearly taken safeties off. I wish YOU PEOPLE would stop being little intellectually dishonest bitches when making arguments.

>>214273899
GIVE THAT MAN A BONUS FOR THAT OC

>>214275523
>why is the laboratory a room that anyone can walk in? usually there is a security clearance and not everyone is allowed to go anywhere but here people just jaywalk whereever they want to.
I liked the part when they said they need to shut down the lab because zombeye is loose and so they slam the switch shut the door and fuck off and then morrow or whoever just just opens the door without any trouble or consideration and walks in

>>214275670
kavalier IS peter pan because he abducted the kids and refuses to take obvious danger seriously

>>214270885 (OP)
Isn't thar shit plot that every single person died in that ship?

>>214275687
>tapping on the glass to distract the negress
>lurking about
>escaping like a boss shooting himself inside the cylinder
>attacking a fucking xenomorph

yeah nothing interesting all right

>>214275689
the point is that same xeno slaughters people with no effort and even pins down younger, stronger humans. There's no way to explain it struggling with the old man.

>live zoom call between Petrovich and Boy Kavalier
Not only did that split-screen look fucking retarded (they couldn’t trust the audience enough to pick up that his interlocutor was Boy Kavalier?), but does space communication just happen nigh-instantaneously now? Was it because they were only a few days from Earth?

>>214271211
>nothing except Alien and Aliens is canon
>Prometheus and Covenant are alternate reality fiction
>black goo, David and Engineers don't exist

thank you Hawley for retconning these pieces of shit movies fuck ridley

>>214275750
stop samefagging, Noah

>>214275588
You were arguing that a human couldn't do it, you got another example of a regular human without the benefits of being zombie meat puppeted by an alien and now are shifting the goalpost to it being ridiculous.

And you're still acting like a faggy butthurt passive aggressive redditor about it, kek.

>>214274551
far better than DS9

>>214275671
what is she overworked with
what schedule is she on
what does she need to do and why
she shouldn't be doing any fucking experiments at all
imagine fucking up the trillion dollar specimen because you're just doing random shit for no reason

>>214275727
>takes over human body
>nothing changes, is just now a human with a bulging eyeball
>can’t even pull an “among us” because doesn’t speak human and bulging eyeball is obvious
What was its plan again? Why even take over hosts? It seems more powerful without a body.

>>214275044
I agree with everything you said. Remains to be saved.

>>214275727
>>tapping on the glass to distract the negress
Did nothing. Tick already escaped before it tapped.
>>lurking about
...
>>escaping like a boss shooting himself inside the cylinder
Only because it was placed in the most idiotic precarious position and in a container made of easily shattered glass. Even the plebs on LV-426 had better containers.
>>attacking a fucking xenomorph
Which accomplished absolutely nothing.

>>214275593
also I cant stress enough how stupid the "experiments" are.
when she puts the dead rat to the vampire alien ticks she tests if these hungry insects (which she knows have to eat) will eat if they havent eaten for a while (2 weeks).
like what the point of that?
this doesnt look or sound scientific at all.
whats next? "does it react to light if I shine a flashlight on it or does it react if I turn the lights on and off?"
shits pointless what does the blackness with the sloped cranium try to figure out anyway?
I also cant imagine the rest of the crew not freaking out about the simian science ape working alone in the lab. think about how ridiculous this is.

also if you plan to transport some creatures for 60 years you would build them a terrarium or something and feed them with stuff that they like to eat so you keep them alive and comfy for the journey.
especially if these creatures cant be frozen for whatever reason.

>>214275793
I don't think a human should be able to overwhelm the Xenomorph physically. It's stupid. I'm not sure what you don't understand about that.

>>214275777
>schizobabble

Why is the cyborg fat

>>214275523
most of that is to do with the writing, and I agree with like almost everything you are saying but the reality is that Hawley is retarded, like super retarded and for some reason was given carte blanche, so you get those very basic ideas and concepts ignored or not thought of.
The hazmat suits or not eating in the lab are some ideas which are communal knowledge but for some reason they don't wear protection or adhere to basic laboratory protocol. The reason is that Hawley cannot think past how to breathe each breath. The design team or set dec only really are making stuff that is approved before it makes it way to them and they just build or make it, which i think for the most part has been decent. The writing team with Hawley helming would need to put in the script that they are wearing hazmat suits and that the containment for the aliens isnt breakable glass but they didnt because they have the intelligence of pond scum or they think we do and we won't notice.

>>214275816
It's not a human anymore, it's a flesh mecha for the eye alien that still lost.

>>214275803
>nothing changes
>acrobatic xeno fighting

it clearly removes any safeguards on muscles and tendons

>>214275815
They refused to feed from dead animals during 2 weeks, speedwatcher-kun. I won't even bother with the rest of your rambling.

>>214275816
>>214275793
>You were arguing that a human couldn't do it
Also, I never made that argument. That was another anon.

>>214275812
>Which accomplished absolutely nothing.

It stayed alive you autist

>>214275711
Peter Pan is someone the kids love, how can anyone love boy gigolier?

>>214275638
it's not an elderly man being mind controlled it's a zombie with a hijacked nervous system with no regard for self preservation
yes the scenes in the tower were retarded but that's another issue

>>214275777

Did you know his iCloud password is "Author"?

>>214275815
this all happening during a critical failure on the mission btw
>we lost computer functions in spaceship mid trip
>"oh well better poke some dangerous animals or shit"

>>214275891
you never paid attention to what was happening in the show

>>214275883
>It stayed alive
Via plot armor. It had zero reason to choose to fight the xeno.

>>214275883
>I have a genius idea! I will fight the murdermachine alien to stay alive
Are you really pretending that makes sense?

>>214275803
lul he speaks xeno
he's overpowered and you're bitching that he doesn't shoot lasers
he didn't show his full capabilities yet

>>214275933
>plot amor

HAHAHAHA that's how every character ion every show works

>>214275933
other than staying alive?
it recognized the alien as a predator threatening its potential hosts

someone else bake I'm gone

>>214275816
it was clinging to it
what the fuck are you bitching about like a retard

>>214275815
You'd be surprised the retarded shit they do to animals in the name of science. How do monkeys react when their left hand is broken vs their right hand? Well two hundred million dollars, few hammers, and a few thousand monkeys later we found out nothing. Further funding and monkeys are being located.

>>214275984
>threatening its potential hosts
Why does it need a host? It does nothing with them of use.

>>214275671
>she's been overworking
work what? we only see her say the experiment is to starve these aliens for 2 weeks.
what is she doing the entire time? probably nothing.
what do black people that look like this do in their freetime?

>and exhausted because of it.
you wouldnt be working "exhausted" in a laboratory, especially not in a high security one. and you'd think in the future they would monitor their wagies better.
today we have shit like the apple watch that tracks all your shit, why wouldnt they have similar low tech in their high tech futuristic space ship lab?
also never would only 1 person unsupervised and without backup work on anything this dangerous.
its unrealistic.
>has no time to go to the mess hall
what a load of shit. she has to go there to pick up the food anyway.
>she's eating where she's working
people that work in labs usually dont eat where they work and there are strict rules for this. you cant just walk into a lab and eat a ham sandwich while handling smallpox or some shit.
nobody would do that, especially not someone whos doing actual science.

>did you miss how they hired a fucking moron who don't even know the difference between biology and geology
this also makes no sense, the man is obviously mentally retarded and hes supposed to work on the critical navigation system of a multi trillion dollar spaceship?
how often do you see a down syndrome retards work on the Flight Management Computer of a Boeing 747?

>>214274961
>How can Alien and Aliens be canon if none of the events from those movies have even occurred yet
You really need this explained? It means that nothing that happens in this show should contradict what the movies show about the xenos, or the company or whatever.

>>214276073

They go out of their way to call them xenomorphs in episode 5. And don't give me the reddit faggot wikitionary excuse that says it just means "alien", they already know they're fucking aliens.

>>214275292
>what it previously had pinned as a weak and squishy host species
Based on what experience?

>>214276069
youre splitting hairs

>>214276069
she's overworked because she's a workaholic and as a workaholic she also likes to eat at her workspace
the rest are just a bunch of nonsense nitpicks you made up to sound smart

someone better be baking, we are out of OPs

>>214275671
He didn't even know what an apprentice was. HE should have been black.

>>214275859
>They refused to feed from dead animals
its still retarded.
they dont even know what these animals that they catched eat and then feed them with rats, maybe rats arent what they typically eat.
these "experiments" prove nothing.
>>214275910
also this too.
shit would be on lockdown.
>>214276020
>and a few thousand monkeys
they dont have a few thousand aliens tho so your point is retarded.
the first thing would be building them a surrounding in which you can breed them.

>>214276121
They know altogether too much about the aylmaoo to be this stupid.

>>214275688
The episode was on one day ago.

>>214276170
fags are always in huge supply

>>214276202
>they don't even know what these animals eat
>these experiments prove nothing
oh geez, maybe she was trying to figure out if they ate dead animals as opposed to live ones
but you're too stupid to understand anything

>>214276136
>>214276150
you must be actual retards.
the show is stupid, the writing is lazy and you can see that they put zero thoughts into the whole thing.

>>214275803
It just wants to taste pizza. Or ice cream.

>>214276073
The marines in Aliens work for the american government

>>214276235
all you can do is throw out ad hominems as if it proves anything
and also don't bother replying to your own posts like that as if it would fool anyone into thinking anyone agrees with you

>>214276231
you would figure this out while studying these animals in nature before you capture them, not while hauling them back to earth.

>>214276219
honest kek

>>214276255
so?

>>214276136
the fucking shilling is off the charts

>Angry joe gave it 10/10
>blacknbrown normies gave it 10/10
>john campea gave it 10/10
>Heroes Reforged 10/10


how the fuck is this allowed? where's the objectivity, we went from people calling out rotten tomatoes to literally being turned into them

>>214276278
Guess we need another flashback to where they capture these things
Season 2 surely :^)

New

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>>214276289

>>214276289

>>214276263
>ad hominem
I'm just saying whats true, you are literally a retard and the show sucks.
only low IQ retards could enjoy dumb slop like this. kys.

>>214276278
and why would they go for the dead animal in the wild when there are, presumably, plenty of live ones around

>>214276202
>why aren't they building cages large enough to breed these things
Aren't they sort of doing that on the planet? I'd imagine that's the plan here. While the character is completely empty, somebody in that position should also be thrilled at the idea of researching and experimenting on the first aliens anybody's ever seen.

>>214275910
>Ship has been sabotaged and is running on fumes
>Crew aren't sure how to avoid smashing into Earth
>Leave head engineer asleep in pod

>>214276291
Contradicting the whole "corporations run everything" thing in alien earth

Am I too late to join in on this hype?

>>214276337
it proves nothing since we know that governments are still a thing it's just that the corporations are running things in the background

>>214276090
Where do you think the name comes from, in universe?

>>214275499
In fairness, Vasquz did put several bullets into it before she stomped it's head against the wall and finished it off.
I don't know where it got hit first, but I'm willing to bet getting hit with half a dozen .45 caliber slugs may have hurt it enough to distract it while she put her foot on its head.

>>214276354
Plus there's a company guy on the mission making sure the company gets what it wants.

>>214276348
there are still 3 episodes left and probably another season but who knows when, just watch the 5 episodes that are out

>>214276013
>The sugar glider biting the cat in the back of the head every time it stops walking.
Yup. The xeno was pissed at being ridden by a smaller creature.

>>214273899
That's funny as fuck.

>>214276121
The fact that it got tang and the fact that pajettatits got tripped and ran

>>214271466
>Ukraine is still around
I guess Russia did lose

>>214276824
kek Russians are advancing daily irl while ukranian subhumans are pretend winning on tv

GLORY TO RUSSIA

>>214276881
>advancing daily
>lost Kherson
kek
Year 105 of the ten day special military operation

>>214270885 (OP)
Shill thread.
Inorganic.
>>214270930
>>214270932
>>214270936
>>214270968
>>214271001

>>214276901
>remove yourself from an area that has no strategic value to bait the hohols
>hohols take it
>you kill 200 000 thousands of them in that place alone
>somehow that's a loss

kek, you are so fucking brainwashed, Kherson hasn't been important for 2 years, meanwhile Russia takes several hundreds km2 every day.

ukraine lost, globohomo lost, troons lost, you lost :)

>>214277002
>800,000 dead Russian soldiers
>1.3 million wounded
>defeated at Kiev
>defeat at Kharkov
>1st Guards Tank army defeated at Izyum
>forces routed at Lyman
>Kherson lost despite pledging Kherson would be Russian forever
>Moskva sunk
>Europe still supplying arms to Ukraine despite Russia claiming that one winter of high gas prices would do them in
>year three of a ten day special military operation
>no end in sight
>Russian oil and gas facilities are now being struck by missiles and drones
>Gazprom posted first losses in 20 years
>$300 billion in frozen Russian assets to be given to Ukraine
>United Nations is establishing a defence fund for Ukraine
>Russia has lost 74,000 square kilometers of territory to Ukrainian counterattacks since summer of 2022
>Russia has only gained 550 square kilometers of ground since attempting to retake the initiative in September 2023
>Armata is forgotten, Russia is relying on T-62 tanks now

Russia is losing lol

>>214277134
The problem is none of that happened except on CNN.

In real life ukraine losses sit at 1.5 million with 3 mil wounded of which around 250 000 with missing limbs

Russians losses are around 150 000 with wounded around 200 000, because unlike what propaganda is brainwashing your gullible faggotry mind, Russians have great field medicine and actually care about their soldiers.

So yeah, ukraine lost, your propaganda doesn't work anymore, you personally lost, loser :)