Thread 214272846

HOH: Keanu
Noms: Ashley, Mickey, Vince
Veto: Morgan

Previously on /bb/: >>214260014

it feels really icky

How much of WONT will i be getting tonight?

>>214272846 (OP)
sleeping beauty

If Ropes survives I'm unironically rooting for her. She's the meme winner this season deserves

Tonight she wins HOH

I am prepared.

its going to be MYSTERE WEEK

>mystery hoh
>mystery nominations
>mystery veto winner
>mystery nominees revealed on the live show 3 min before the vote

who going home

>>214273209
HOLY SHIT

>>214273209
Secret would get out immediately

based cat knocked over the camera

>>214273247
ashley is evicto

>>214273247
Ropes leaves against Ashley
Vince leaves against Ashley
Toss up between Vince and Ropes, but would prob flip towards evicting Vince

i will now cope Vince will out the judges in the final speech and Mickey will vote to keep him

its over still no blockbuster preview

vinny vinito

>>214273406
I don't know why you think it's a toss up, Ropes is gone if she doesn't win.

>>214273421
theres no blockbuster, all 3 noms will still be up for vote

There's gonna be a BB. They can't fuck over Keanu's HOH by not even letting him know that the format changed.

watching Julie run through the blockbusters was one of the best things about this season

They're changing the blockbuster comp last minute to benefit their star Vince

>>214273559
yeah totally they couldnt just let rylie win hoh fair and square and then just take it way from him.

>>214273119
Ropes is unironically the living reality of what people thought Keanu is/was. It would be hilarious watching Ropes win as everyone copes.

Julie always posts the blockbuster late afternoon

GUYS Julie just announced the blockbuster comp. The HGs will be given a vial and the winner is whoever can fill it with tears first.

>>214273606
All the Houseguests knew there were powers in play. That's a retarded comparison.

>>214273662
yeah totally cause they never do expect the unexpected on bb, thats not even a line thats just something the fans made up. listen to yourself

explain how that allegedly fuck over keanus hoh? all 3 nominee would still be otb and the HGs would vote on all 3 instead of 2. tell us in your infinite wisdom how that fucks over keanu in any way

>>214273741
Vince stays over Ropes on the block, he's gone in any scenario without BB. He wants Vince to stay, but yes you need "infinite wisdom" to realize that would completely fuck him over.

>>214273657
>I should have used POV on Vinny!

Vince would stay in a 3 way vote if it’s only 1 nominee leaving. Everyone still votes out Ropes

>>214273860

remember ashly, mickey and vince cannot vote

>evict vince
ava

>evict mickey
morgan
lauren
will

>evict ashley
>kelley


rachel could go either vince or mickey but either way mickey goes

as you were saying, genius? also if keanu didnt want to fuck himself over he never should have but vince OTB to begin with. if he loses the blockbuster to mickey keanu fucked himself anyway

Vinny's great deep down because he is a proud part of the thirtysomething woke white boy of the moment. The Twitter types want to pigeonhole him like he's a bigot but he's far to the left of someone like Mickey & the religious types. He eschews traditional 9-5 because honestly, it really does get you nowhere other than survival, & what's the point of survival in the face of absolute suffering?

I hate the crying, and I'd kick the shit out of him for it, but he's a good enough bannerman for the current moment. Kind of funny that we had his exact opposite in Rylie & the house fucking loved him while the outside reaction was that he has MAGA AIDS.

>>214273651
i just checked the archive, you are right. the last 2 weeks was after 1:30

>>214273962
Yes Keanu is retarded for putting up Vince, just like you're retarded for thinking there won't be a BB. Julie didn't post a video!! That means they're completely changing the format without telling anyone REEEEEEE

>>214274054
im just theorizing and having fun with it. you are the one getting all aggro and condescending

>>214273592
good

>>214274054
>That means they're completely changing the format without telling anyone
I mean they have confirmed the mastermind is bringing some chaos tonight so any theory is valid at this point

bb26 was so good

if Keanu didn't put Vince on the block *our group* would never be primed to work together. It was a calculated risk, and it may or may not pan out but *our side* of the house was never going to get their shit together if something drastic didn't happen.
I look forward to Vince winning blockbuster and then Kelley or Lauren winning HOH.
Keanu didn't break anything that wasn't already broken, but he might have just saved the season. Or maybe not.

Would be based if they did a 3 way vote and then after Ropes leaves The Mastermind tells them they do a second vote of just Vince/Ashley. Lauren/Kelley/Morgan all vote out Ashley and it only takes three to tie. Keanu breaks the tie votes out Ashley in front of the whole house, and has the most successful HOH in years

>>214274254
very true post

>>214274267
but that would be totally unfair and screw rachel over lmao

feeds back

>>214273651
for me?
its the morning insta story about god

ashley saying if mickey wins block buster, she is going to throw morgan vince lauren under the bus to mickey saying she knows about there four

based andy

rachel and ashley know morgan has been pitching to mickey about a four person alliance of vince lauren mickey morgan
morgan slipped up and said that last night in front of ashley when coaching lauren on what to say to mickey
morgan pulled rachel earlier to tell her about it and that its fake and only doing it to placate mickey
ashley and rachel see it as morgan trying to get ashley voted out if mickey comes down

>>214274445
Never watched his season but hearing him talk last night he's got great takes and is very good at vocalizing them

>>214274465
he was peak rat gameplay

https://youtu.be/Ehj3fXP_7Kw?si=aLKDVrIwFHIfM3TQ

>>214274465
he played a very smart game in a very chaotic house, using the "3rd nominee" twist to get out all the alpha bros who didn't want to work with him (David, Nick, Jeremy, Howard) and then manage to cozy up to all the crazy ass bitches
there was one point late in the game where he could have been in danger, he voted out Amanda and blamed the wonky vote on Elissa, then McCrae won HOH during a double and would have sent him home if Elissa made a big stink
plus taking GM to the end as your F2 buddy was genius, she was both an idiot who couldn't vocalize her game and was hated by most of the jury

hobbit bitch seems shook

Keanu's HOH would be all time best if it'd been Meteora instead of Hybrid Theory.

for me? it's easily blondren

apparently the blockbuster is the ball cage

https://x.com/JCMoonves/status/1963700457961885998

lmao it's rigged for Vince

>>214274647
gothren > gingeren > regulauren > blondren

VINNY GOT THIS

https://x.com/bbigbrotherbuzz/status/1963700690972196943?s=46

>>214274759
based

>>214274759
Aight but what if you put the wrong ball color in once. are you disqualified?

>>214274759
Ashley will put the wrong color ball into the tube, screencap this
>>214274777

>"I don't know"
>"I know"
>"I don't care"
>"That's what I'm saying"

>>214274759
ooo they color coded it this time. i dont think tuckers was like that, he just had to grab balls and put em in the container.
but yeah, im thinking vince probably wins this one?

>>214274254
Students of the Game knew this.

>>214274759
why are we so sure Vinny will do better at this than Ropes and Ash?

>>214274821
movie pitch: it's a remake of The Breakfast Club but with these 4 Laurens

>>214274759
>Tricky Mickey’s hair knot gets lose & her ropes start flying all around like medusa

>>214274857
ashley has said she folds under pressure. this comp lends itself to freaking yourself out because you cant catch the balls, let alone the right colored ones.
mickey can probably do it. i just see vince as the more agile one in this situation

>>214274827
Tuckers was color coded but only needed red balls. This being a sequence of like 4 or so colors I could see someone definitely fucking up much easier

>>214274857
Mickey and Ashley wear glasses while Vince seems to have good vision

>>214274857
>black women
>being physically competent at anything
Vince is skinny and nimble

>>214274759
all i know is that ash is getting BTFO by both of them

>>214274857
Ash isn't athletic enough. Mickey may have a chance but Vince was a baseball player

>>214274777
vincecenzobros we got this

>>214274912
glasses:
>Ashley
>Kelley
>Mickey
>Morgan

no glasses:
>Ava
>Keanu
>Lauren
>Rachel
>Vince
>Will

>>214274912
>glasses
agreed with this
and if they wear contacts, it's even more over

>>214274821
imagine the fivesome

Fuck man he's got to pull it out

>>214274929
>vince was a baseball player
forgot about that, he has the hand eye coordination

https://streamable.com/q3zb3d
what are we thinking /bb/? kiss or a whisper?

>>214274804
There is probably a release where it empties them all out and you start over.

Well the weasel has done it, I'll have to root for him tonight.

>>214274821
>im scared
>im calm
>im bored
>LET'S GO <3

>>214274759
>flying balls
>vince was a baseball player
it's a wrap yo

>>214274821
Orphan Black - The New Generation

>>214274759
>when rigging has sovl
Basically so many veteran players were begging Big Brother to #SaveVince that they had to give him jury at least. It is seriously so lame that they would give Shower Bitch Ashley jury when she should've been Day One or Ropes who should be gone by now over Vince a man denied his game who has seriously played the both sides game hard.

Watch Vinyl choke this. He’s mentally weak.

Main reason I want Vince to stay is I want to see how far the cheatmance will go.

>>214275164
eh, he almost got the one vs keanu. i think he'll lock in.

In just a few short moments the winner will walk down the stairs.

And the winner of the BB Blockbuster is...

>>214275179
I too want to see the shitshow continue.

it’s got a new mechanic, they have to match the color of the ball to the one on the bar next to the tube

>>214274954
Rachel's in the glasses category

I literally had a dream last night that a mulatto girl like Morgan was my gf and we were laying in bed together.

>>214275207
VINCE!

>>214275207
the master mind

what's his twist

>>214275212
What happens if the put a wrong color in? Is there a way to reset or are they just out?

>>214274759
the rig is in

>>214275207
Devin after he takes off his Keanu skinsuit

>>214274821
>Prefers demure kissing and prone bone
>Wants to always ride you and nails scratch your chest a lot and she eventually trades you in for Chad after you think its a good idea to gift her a car to keep her
>Loves you to slap her while BJ and cum on her tits while she sucks balls and licks ass, eventually either break up with her or she forces you to do crazy kinky shit like cut yourself
>Only likes anal while watching TV and doesn't like a lot of contact mostly just chilling out

>>214275048
He nuzzles like a dog would do.
Don't think that was a kiss.

>>214275250
That’s what I’m wondering too

>>214275250
>>214275268
one anon said there is probably a release to drop em out so you can start over.

>>214275279
they could also do a "whoever gets the most correct balls in before screwing up" thing
I mean Julie got all the right colors in so how hard can it be?

I feel like Ashley is gonna be awful at this comp. It’s gonna be Mickey vs. Vince.

>>214275257
This how the Julie's hints fared in the past.
>"Hilltop Heist" : Ava's podium: Kelley won.
>"Settle the Score" : mickey's podium: Mickey won.
>Stacking gems: Keanu's podium: Keanu won
>Landing balls on the dial: Jimmy's podium: Rylie won
>Finding the difference: Adrian's podium: Kelley won.
>The puzzle challenge: Adrian's podium: Adrian won.
>ransom note : Kelley won.

Plot twist: Vince is color blind

>>214275306
>I mean Julie got all the right colors in so how hard can it be?
you forget how badly julie mogged vince, keanu, and zach at the stacking comp

>>214275242
>Houseguests, while you were sleeping I hid the Golden Power of Veto in one of your stomachs. In order to stay safe you will need to identify who has the Veto and then cut it out. Good luck, houseguests. Big Brother is watching.

>>214275400
that comp is easy as fuck for anyone who's played a color sort mobile game
but it's like sudoku, if you have zero-to-little understanding how it works, it's really tough to learn on the spot

>>214275413
lauren would love that

>>214275048
just a lil gnight kissu

>>214274759
>>214274771
did morgan discuss with vinny the strat of trapping the balls on the floor like tucker did?

>>214275478
i remember people discussing the comp and that was the strategy to do it. dont know if it was morgan and vince

split house confirmed

>>214274759
>>214275257
use beanie to collect as much balls as possible, then start stacking them, didn't tucker use his shirt

>>214275505
they better not separate my ship

>>214275505
9 is not an even number though. They can't have a split house, unless they just have a really overpowered HoH.

>>214274759
>>214275498

i dont remember tucker and friends having to stack different colored balls in order. i thought they were all the same color

>>214275505
>trying to save vinny's already doomed relationship by separating them

Don't they know that Morgan will just Kool Aid Man the house walls & break through to get her man?

>>214275571
>HoH gets to exit the house and live in production closest the whole week watching feeds

>>214275556
it will make their love grow fonder

>>214275571
>endurance comp
>two winners
>1st place stays inside and gets first pick
>2nd place goes outside and gets second pick
>each draft 3 other HGs
>Keanu, as outgoing HOH, then chooses which group to join

>>214275626
ok thats what i thought. this new version is much harder

what happens if they put a wrong ball color out of order half way up the tube? can they pull a lever to drop the balls and start over? what if all 3 of them get a ball wrong

>>214275624
they could also do whoever isn't picked chooses what group to join

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZacAHqiWFyw

>>214275624
they need to NOT do picks because that's what made it lame for the inside house in bb24. should be random draw

>>214275749
stopped watching when he became a RHAP drone

>>214275784
you gotta do picks because it makes it intriguing
you get vince/morgan winning HOH, wondering if they should draft each other to keep them safe but they could be a forced renom
then you have the avas and wills who desperately want to remain inside no matter who the HOH is

Need Vince with Lauren and they take the shot at Rachel

sex with ainsley

>>214275626
may this comp beast spirit possess vincenzo

>one side evicts Rachel
>the other side evicts Kelley
>Rachel has to spend an entire week in jury house with just Kelley

>>214276001
pretty sure rachel has a clause that says she can leave the jury house

>>214275048
he definitely whispers I love you and frankly whether it's just some really charged nuzzling or a peck on the cheek is irrelevant at this point kek, not much difference under the circumstances especially how they hold hands for a sec afterward when he gets into bed
https://streamable.com/j5sxsd

>>214275505
AAAAAH TWIN KINGDOMS

>>214276065
she was flipping out on Morgo earlier in the season that she refused to be in jury
it's only what, 3 more weeks til finale night?

>>214274821
for me its classic lauren

>>214276095
they'd be closer to 2 weeks than 3 if out next thursday. pretty crazy to think how short actual jury house stays are this season

>>214276156
I like it, the game always gets less interesting the fewer people there are in the house, so spend the bulk of the time on the prejury and then speed things up when jury hits to keep viewers interested

>>214276227
1 hundo p

lauren will be backyard HOH and send home a hag!

>>214275381
You're missing some of the more subtle hints. she picked a losing score on adrians podium, and for the ball dial she didn't finish the comp and when she hit the button the podium didn't light up. And the pearl was red.

>>214276000
He played baseball. He should be leagues ahead of ropes and ashley in ball handling abilities especially if they are moving quickly.

I have 3 threads to catch up on reading and I still haven't watched the keanu hoh episode due to a delay in broadcasting

>>214276413
ropes has handled some balls in her days

>>214276315
hags better pack a life vest

>>214276413
The women athletic clothes that Ropes & Morgan wear usually don't have any pockets and are tight to the skin also. Vince can use his pockets and loose shirt so it's vinny's game to lose

>split house into a triple eviction
Mastermind... i kneel....

Ava is unironically my type

Keanu is unironically my type

>>214276510
if they're doing a split house it'll just be a double right after not a triple imo

>>214276499
Lauren is cute as heck

>>214276559
Each half with their own veto hoh and eviction?

>>214276582
yeah, but its usually pretty ass with constant feed downtime. I can easily see keanu leaving also since the vetos aren't usually physical, especially the outdoor one since so much room is already occupied

>>214276582
if it's like dyrefest in 24 yes

oh shit less than 2 hours
need to grocery shop
guess mac n chess for 2nd lauren hoh

>>214276656
Lauren makes sweet mac n cheese so you better do the same anon!

>>214276560
watch the profanity

>Vinny wins blockbuster
>kelley wins HOH
It’s gonna happen

Why is Kelsey so jealous of some hugs and back rubs? Women are weird

>>214276609
it's essentially a F4 and F5 happening simultaneously, where the POV winner basically can decide who to send home

>>214276685
because it's an escalating pattern where Vorgan gets more and more comfortable touching each other, and the CBS edit is directly calling her out making her look like a f.e.m.c.u.c.k

>>214276095
>it's only what, 3 more weeks til finale night?
jesus, is it really? are we getting a triple eviction?

Keanu is a misogynist for not throwing away his game for Rachel.

i hope you guys can cap this later and laugh at me but there isnt going to be a split house

>>214276718
Keanu is a misogynist for interrupting a woman that's going on a 5 minute rehearsed tangent insulting him.

>>214275834
or you get a rachel hoh side and she obviously targets a vince or lauren or kelley and drafts all her allies like michael did to get out jasmine which was super boring
make it random and there's a possibility the hoh only has allies to choose from and then they have to cannibalize themselves. there's more intrigue from having them adapt to the unknown

>>214276746
yas clock that tea

>>214276685
they've definitely crossed from *just* some hugs and back rubs, as much as it's a zoomer term the hags are right to call it a situationship at this point with how ambiguous it all is
plus she's getting spiritually cucked on national television complete with the editors bringing it up, that's got to be humiliating

>>214276717
Someone gets evicted tonight, down to F9 (3 weeks left)
Split house week sends two more home on 9/11, down to F7
Double eviction 9/18, down to F5
"Surprise Sunday eviction" (like Austin leaving barefoot) 9/21 down to F4
F4 goes to F3 9/25
Finale night 9/28 with the F3

im scared

>>214276829
it’s ok lauren

>>214276829
my consolation is even if the season is full hagcore from here on out it's already nearly over anyway, we've got to thank grod for the pacing there

>>214276746
Thank you for noticing. We need more people to notice and kick down people like keanu so our world can finally be filled with bitter hags so we can be happy.

>>214276829
Blessings of mental fortitude to this anon

Do Morgan's streams even get a substantial bump in viewer count from this, outside of her first stream outside of the house? Feels like everyone is just going to be calling her a homewrecker

based on this and if the rumors are true, it seems like a split house this week, a normal week after that and then a triple for the 18th.
normal double evictions are only an hour. the all stars 2 triple was a 2 hour episode special too

>>214277047
If Grod cared the slightest bit about kelsey there wouldn't be a cheatmance segment every episode and the announcer calling them shit like "star crossed huggers"

At least ONE of you niggas has to live in Los Angeles county. Find Kelsey. Comfort her.

>>214276960
>Do Morgan's streams even get a substantial bump
only if vince joins her streams

I HATE SPLIT HOUSES
WORST TWIST

>>214277047
If anything, it'll be Vince, Morgan, Will and Ashley so those two will have time all to themselves

>>214276979
Is the season really almost over bros....?

>>214277146
The last thing that woman would want is one of the fans from the show bothering her

>>214277215
at least we have the upcoming amazing race season that's already been spoiled 100 times in /bb/

>>214277146
No that is suicide unless you are a pure blooded italian.

>>214276718
>>214276746
I don't get Ashley's whole "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT REEEEE" after she spent like a solid minute shitting on and berating Keanu. Get the fuck over yourself you dumb bitch. She clearly came off as Rachel's number one with how much she was namedropping her during all that (note that Ashley has not actually won anything since the first week), but I wonder if any of the houseguests were smart enough to pick up on that
Either way it only solidified /ourking/ as my favorite

>>214277215
afraid so

>>214277146
She mogs Morgan so hard. Vinny is a dumbass

>>214277146
i think morgan is prettier than her desu

>>214276685
You can hear them hyperventilating & their heart rates increase ON MIC, I think she's right to see this shit the way she is.

>>214277294
>>214277295
the duality of man

>>214277287
I kinda wish he woulda said something like
>It's crazy Ashley, your lips are moving, it sounds like your voice, and yet it's Rachel's words coming out of your mouth

>>214277175
haha you reminding me of the feed situation aaah
>>214277458
need to find the thread where split feeds were shown

>ropehead wins blockbuster
>she votes to keep vince and votes out ashley

>>214277458
Watching those inside fucks react to Joseph getting got was incredible. It really felt like that Kyle/Big T/Alyssa group was going to make it til the Racism Hail Mary was tossed by Michael.

>>214277458
kek

What did she mean by this?

>>214277622
I'm so glad we got to see her nekkkkkkid at least

>>214277458
Split House would only be interesting with Vince. He's in the Kyle situation currently by being right on the cusp of flipping the tables on The Judges & this would be the golden opportunity to pull the trigger. If Vince gets evicted and Ropes stays though this could be a grim ass week with even Keanu/Kelley and Lauren leaving next week

test
>>172843069
apparently when feeds came back that night when split house started

https://old.reddit.com/r/BigBrother/comments/1n8o0uo/tea_time_with_ashley/

Is Ashley playing a P.aras game?

>>214277665
actual semen demon

>>214277702
no

>>214277664
idk who the fuck that is but i hate these "insiders" and their vague bullshit

>>214277664
so some twistfuckery but not a split house a la 24 I assume

>>214277760
well she’s a legit writer that has info every season

>>214277760
insider here, we keep the information vague so it is less likely to trace back to us

I thought they teased dyrefest first?

I just remembered Vince is really good at juggling balls too

>>214277702
they're pretending ashley isn't dumb?

>>214277865
is he i can't find a clip

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

lauren

>>214275048
>>214276084
cheatmance <33

>>214272846 (OP)
>Those noms
Vince is completely fucked if he doesn't win the challenge.

>>214277891
yeah he was trying to teach Lauren

triple split house

1 HOUR

Is there a worse, and more likely, potential final 2 than Keanu and Rachel?

>>214277922
he’s only fucked if mickey wins blockbuster

>>214277922
he survives if he's up with ropes
he's donezo if ropes wins blockbuster barring some crazy shit from mickler

>>214277961
that's not even a bad Final 2
Ashley and Will takes it

>>214277961
i think king is out in the double or triple whatever

>>214277963
holy

>>214277862
>teased
>>172832985
>LOL ONE SIDE HAS TO LIVE OUTSIDE THE ENTIRE TIME HOLY SHIT
maybe just the name not the mechanics of the twist?

>>214277961
Ava, Lauren, Will F3 would be hysterical

>>214277512
dangerously based

>>214278016
If they crop out the Blockbuster for that, then probably. Feel that's been a major safety net for him

>>214278047
Ava winning wouldn't be too bad

>>214278110
>Ava winning wouldn’t be too bad

>>214278110
you really think so? really?

>>214276979
except for the split house part that someone pulled out of their ass

>>214274889
dead

>>214278147
Really anyone that isn't Ropes, Josh 2.0, or Cunty Reilly would be acceptable.
At least Ava has done something this season

>>214276671
welp next time

>>214278110
depends how
if she gets dragged to the F2 and wins due to bitter hag jury, it's a shit win imo
if she rides the middle and pulls off a couple of clutch endgame comp wins to get into F2 with Will or Kelley, it's okay if not particularly impressive game

>>214278204
>veronica should have won

>>214278204
yeah sleep

>>214277902
soon

>>214277702
this nigger seriously wrote almost 5k characters trying to dispel rumors that keanu has a "good" game (literally everyone knows he doesn't have a good game, he's entertaining, and that's what matters)
what compels someone to do this

>>214278204
>Josh 2.0
Is that Vince? Will?

>>214278336
>Brutish loudmouthed asshole that relies wholly on muscles and being a shield for someone else
Keanu, naturally

>>214278376
keanu actually won important comps to save himself. josh never did that

>>214278376
Keanu and Josh are so incredibly different I didn't even think it could be him
>Keanu is buff, Josh didn't get buff until he started roiding for the Challenge
>Josh sucked up to the vet and became their #1, Keanu fought with Rachel the whole damn season
>Josh would cry and play victim, Keanu would own up to his decisions and never look like a bitch

people who have not played a game worthy of winning

will
ashley
lauren
ava
kelley

people on the fence who if they made a couple big moves could be worthy of winning

mickey

people who are eligible for the win if they dont shoot themselves in the foot

vince
rachel
keanu
morgan

>>214278376
>>214278443
oh yeah, i could never see keanu going blanket mode like josh did in week 1

>>214278485
Keanu honestly isn't even loud, I can't recall him screaming at anyone
When he's angriest (usually talking to Vince) he just gets very articulate and doesn't sugarcoat it, but he's never FUCK YOU VINCE I TRUSTED YOUR WEASEL ASS!

>>214277928
rylie taught lauren how to juggle balls too

30 MINS

30 bings

>>214278453
Outside of a bitter jury, I don't think Vince takes it as is.
If anything, they'd be bitter towards him after all his double dealing

my body ody is ready

*completely no sells your shitty scripted speech*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>214278627
bitter jury doesnt mean you didnt earn it. paul 100% earned it and lost to bitter jury. tyler 100% earned it and lost to bitter jury.

>>214278627
Vince would win with his F2 speech, been applying for 10 years, I love this game, I played the game I knew I needed to play to get here, etc.

>>214278648
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Mickey is leaving in an hour

>>214278655
NO NO NO NO

>>214278648
>>214278672
3 for 3

>>214278655
>I'm only pretending to be retarded btw

I AINT FUCKIN LEAVINNNN

vince will get twice as many balls in the tube before mickey and ashley but he will end up with 1 in the wrong order and mickey will win by vince DQ

split house incoming

>>214278793
sharon already amended her tweet to imply otherwise

>>214278793
I think the "people are watching too different shows" is just a reference to the internet reactions from last night
Half of the fanbase thinks Keanu is based and Ashley is whiny, the other half thinks Keanu is a misogynist and Ashley is qween

>Vince wins BB
>Ava gets into a fight with Ashley moments before voting
>Ashley evicted by Ava, Lauren, Kelly, Vince
>Then you wake up and Vince is eggsecuted

Does Mickey still think she unanimously stays?

it's all come down to this bros

>>214278598
I hope she said good morning to Bunky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ucj26XZRJc

>>214278793
>Sometimes it's as if people are watching two different shows

imagine they play a week like it's survivor.
specifically the merge since jury is starting.
where there's no hoh or noms and they compete for rewards then immunity with one person being safe and then an eviction where they can vote for any player not immune
trying to market for survivor 50 in the spring

i wonder if those 2 survivor 49 players who got kicked before the season started got caught fucking or something. they wont say why except that no pregaming interaction is allowed

>>214278793
They bring in loved ones of every HG so Vinces gf can confront him

>>214278776
>776
oof, sorry mickey. loved you while you were here

>>214278655
Dumb Ashley that’s what they call her folks

>>214278850
yup

>>214278869
J U S T
W I N

>>214278913
they could have just been breaking sequester to hang out, I mean they're all in the same hotel room
I know there was a thing on the Challenge where there was a Covid scare or whatever and the cast was communicating by getting on their balconies and shit

>>214278850
Yeah Ashley & Will did plan to tell her before the live show up until I think yesterday morning when they found out she was telling Morgan that she was keeping Vinny. Now all the blacks want her out bad

>>214278655
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm getting prison for life

>>214278911
>>214278913
for me?
its watching straya world and then watching 50 for coach

>>214279023
So they plan to blindside her now?

>>214279045
yeah whole house is on the same page with blindsiding ropes

>>214279014
>breaking sequester to FUUUUUCKKKKK

>“I cannot think of a time we have ever pulled somebody for violating our pre-game rule policy of not talking to other players,” Probst tells TV Insider. “I’m sure over the years we’ve had people push the envelope a bit and then our casting team will step in and say, ‘Hey, we know it’s difficult, but just remember you can’t talk until the game starts. And that’s when you’re in front of Jeff.’ This was very different. This was blatant disrespect for the casting team.”

it was egregious and disrespectful enough they axed them

they fucked

>>214279023
thats impossible a black person would never vote against ropes

>>214279089
The blacks were thinking of telling Mickey about the blindside before the episode, we'll probably be able to tell if she's worried or not

>>214279085
>they fucked
i wonder if the sex was worth not being on the show

I can't handle another white going home bros, I just can't

>>214279164
it was 12 hours before they shot the first scenes. retards

>>214279085
seems like it would be easy to fuck and not get caught

>>214279128
im not sure they will tell her. ashley is still worried that if mickey comes off the block she might vote to keep vince. she told rachel if mickey comes down they have 2 minutes to blow up morgan and vincents plan to have a four player alliance with mickey and lauren.

his arrival is imminent

>>214279085
>they broke sequester to talk
>production found out and gave them a stern warning
>they kept doing it
>they got kicked off
it doesn't have to be sex

5 MINUTES
Puzzle answer: COZYING UP AT HOME

5 MINS

>>214279213
i dont think they would risk getting kicked just to talk, anon. thats ridiculous

one of them snuck into the other persons hotel room and they got caught

>>214279214
did he get it?

please let a buddy leave

>>214279205
>>214279214

>>214279249
No

>>214279205
what if the mastermind is tucker

>>214279239
it sounds like two entitled women who think they're above the rules
not a horny couple going "omg we just have to fuck again no matter what production says"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>214279252
refresh my memory on where "buddies" came from?

>>214278911
>mastermind is revealed to be boston robb

>>214279282
buddy games I think

Very high stakes BB tonight bros
If Ropes wins the season is over and the threads die worse than BB26's

>>214279252
i miss lil leah

>>214279282
Memphis called ATG a "buddy" and the internet tried to cancel him by saying it was a racial slur dogwhistle

>>214279282
not entirely sure but it became an acceptable way to refer to nbombs at some point

>lauren's celeb crush is doing Wuthering Heights next year
How excited will she be when she finds out?

>>214279275
the alternates they replaced them with were a guy and a girl though

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

>>214279282
>>214279305
ye

DO. IT. FOR. HER.

>>214279304
imagine her and morgan talking, who would win for number of times they said "I"?

didn't watch all week
qrd on the house?

JULIE LOOKING DENIM

>>214279321
ye wtf peak simulation

>>214279303
TRUST THE PLAN

julie lookin p nice

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

VINNY GOTTA WIN YO

FUCK MICKEY IS WEARING A HOODIE, SHE CAN CATCH ALL THE BALLS IN HER HOODIEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>214279321
is that the porny one?

Julie looking Canadian

JULIE LOOKIN

Just win.

>with his buddy vince
you can't make this up folks

>>214279030
COACH GOTTA WIN

did the announcer just call him K-DAWG?

>>214279358
I look like this but less handsome and tall

VINCENZO
YOU BETTER WIN YOU RATTY FUCK

>>214279344
Cookout is running the house
white devil is going home

>>214279408
vince is italian

kek rachel wearing moms dress with a shirt under it

lauren mogged her so hard

Oh God more hag cringe

COOK HIS ASS QUEEN

ARE YOU DONE YET?

>>214279362
I always have to look at the filename to see if this is the webm when I see this thumbnail

ashley needs to get out the damn shower

kek this is where keanu tells ashley she’s done nothing all summer

fuckin hate rachel

ARE YOU DONE
ARE YOU DONE
ARE YOU DONE

fuckin love rachel

>>214279446
Mickler locked in... its over

Mastermindbros we eating 2nite

ashley wears too much/not the right makeup imo

am i severely autistic or does Keanu talk to these women pretty normally? Why do they act like he's disrespecting them

give it a rest

GIVE IT A REST

KING KEANU VS THE HAGS

LET'S FUCKING GO

lmao even Will getting tired of Ashley's shit

These two cunts need to leave

vince...

GIVE IT A REST

Black women love to interrupt but hate to be interrupted?????

Keanu is such a toxic loudmouthed misogynist! Yuck!

>>214279474
yes, she is terrible at makeup.

>>214279500
this nigga already lost in his head. FUCK.

>that was a great speech
KEK

>give it a rest
>give it a rest
>give it a rest

REST STATUS: GIVEN

>>214279526
some would even say iconic

>>214279500
LOCK IN WEASEL

ICONIC KWEEN

man will just coasting to the money

kek Kelley asked for this to be included in the episode, I didn't think they'd do it

we need the good guys back to fix the wrongs

periodt

keanu really can't stand to watch a QUEEN slay

>long ass speech prepared
>everybody will remember keanu saying “give it a rest” more

morgan loves vince confirmed

I could never do this, I would've immediately clapped back to rachel with
>is all the antagonizing because you haven't sucked brendon's cock for 50 days
and lose any chance of winning right there

Ava status?

This useless hobbit doesn't deserve screen time

Maybe if you didn't sleep 20 hours a day you would have an idea you dumb goblin bitch

fwankly confirmed

I THINK AVA FUCKING SUCKS

GET WITH IT AVA PEARL

severe lack of laurens...

>all pro-Vince voting DRs
He's safe either way

>>214279500
he looks like milo ventimiglia there

papa won’t speaking the truth

Hag status?

wtf these c-bombs ganging up on keanu?
this gender split is untenable

kek theres lauren trapped by the fridge she talked about

KEEP MY NAME OUT OF IT

rachel is the fucking worst

>>214279639
ah, maybe that's who he reminds me of

based papa WON'T knowing Rachel's dirty tricks

pig cunts

>raising his voice
?????

VOICE OF REASON WON'T TOLERATE MISANDRY

>YOU’RE RAISING YOUR VOICE AT US!!
>huh?

HE WONT BE GASLIT BY RACHEL

It's always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

the buddies have this game wrapped up

Keanu AFP will be the real victory

mmmm Julie feet

jews are happiest among unrest

>lauren standing in the living room by herself during the fight
cute

>rachel and Ashley screaming like niggers at a circle k

>vince: "Keanu is bringing me into this!"

Keanu literally never brought Ava's name up...

BOMB SQUAD STATUS

My asshole is so tight right now
Vincenzo gotta win yo

mastermind twist - jurors stay in the house

>>214279727
would love this desu

>>214279699
gonna hit like crack

vinny's gonna win and get manipulated into putting keanu, kelley, and lauren replacement nom next week

>>214279727
This will be to appease Rachel if true

>FUCK YOU NO ONE LIKES YOU
>ok
>STOP YELLING AT ME
Haha wtf

>>214279727
dangerously based

>>214279711
she was trapped by the fridge when it first started and she couldnt escape

has keanu got AFP locked up?

Keanu should have asked Rachel straight up what name he was pitching to keep Ashley off the block
He said he wasn't putting up Kelley or Lauren, and clearly Rachel wanted someone else up, so who exactly was that if not Ava?

>>214279727
>Keanu goes Frank Hassle mode

yo who's got the meats?

>>214279727
paramount cant be bleeding *that* much money
....right?

>>214279752
well he has my vote thats for sure

>>214279727
based freeloaders

WOMEN ARE RETARDED

>>214279752
Either Ava or Will, Keanu is too divisive.

>>214279727
Keanu freeloader would be god tier
And Vince would stay in the house to fuck Morgan
I'm on board

>>214279727
>jurors can leave and still influence and poison the game
no thanks

white replacement theory bros...

>>214279752
He's the only likable person in the house besides Papa Won't

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>214279771
nobody cares about your show that is made by and for chronic masturbators

>>214279797
JULIE UNIRONICALLY LOOKIN GOOD

mickey getting a good edit there

she talked mad shit about ashley bragging on whos she lives large in NYC and they cut the entire thing

>literally trying to replace vince with ropes
Stop casting all these fucking black people CBS, you're just going to get endless cookout repeats

>flash of demon ashley
very nice grod

Hey we have 1.5 hour episodes on Wednesdays. We should make Ava clown edits to fill that and then shove 4 days worth of shit into the live Thursday episode. We can just cut out the live HoH comps, who cares! - CBS faggots

>>214279812
you're responding to me. you're actively caring. sorry, sweet pea.

the buddies buddying up

demonic ash

Kek editors dont like ashley

>>214279845
Sheeeeit it say here niggas was slaves n sheit

>>214279797
GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD VINCE! TIME TO LOCK IN!

>>214279840
>>214279843

>>214279845
he got this

SEND ALL YOUR ENERGY TO THE GREASY WEASEL

>it runs the risk of the optics

just say it

VINCE IS THE GLUE

>>214279860
>this nigga ham fucked it up

THE GLUE

Vince you need to save us from these niggers

VINCE IS THE GLUE

>>214279895
Who said shit about Ham nigga u finna barbecue?

so we basically have 3 black people saying they cant vote each other out

HMMMMMMMM

Vince Blockbuster
Kelley HOH

oh shit ok i guess let's root for the rat

MICKEY LOCKED IN
VINCE FIDGETY
ITS OVER

oh shit here we go

EVERYONE NEEDS TO CREATE POSITIVE ENERGY FOR VINNY TO WIN BLOCKBUSTER CMON!!!!!!!

SEND THE WEASEL YOUR STRENGTH

ALL GREASED UP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hope we get a genuine whites only alliance someday. I don't mean an alliance that coincidentally has only white people, I want an alliance that sits out to only recruit white people. This shit is getting so retarded

>the n-bombs locked in
>vinny nervous af
it's over

LET'S GO RAT

Insanely high stakes blockbuster about to go down bros
Send your energy to the lip

VINNY LOCK THE FUCK IN AND JUST. WIN.

VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE VINCE

be nice if my feed would stop freezing haha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT STOP FARTING

>>214279965
Maybe the competition is who can be the biggest anxious faggot

winny the wip

>>214279964
That was BB21 and 22

>>214279964
You would never find enough whites willing to make such an alliance

>>214279954
EGGNERGY
\^_^/\^_^/\^_^/

this is nerve wracking

IM SO NERVOUS FUCK

Why is his head down and hips swaying? This is the most important moment of his life, he needs to stand tall.

haven't been this nervous about a thursday show in a long ass time

BAKER....

JUST

WINNNNNNN

I have a bad feeling bros...

>>214279989
>BB22
Wasn't Kaysar in that alliance?

>>214279989
I cannot imagine being this retarded

LETS FUCKING DO THIS

>>214279995
EGG
EGG
EGG

PRAYING FOR /OURRAT/

NEW
>>214280030
>>214280030
>>214280030
>>214280030
>>214280030

MICKEY'S FLYING THROUGH IT FUCK

CMON VINCE

VINCE BARELY IN THE LEAD

>>214279978
Bro I see you post this every Thursday

vinny blowing it

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! TND!!!!

TOTAL RAT APPROVAL.

vinny has got this

YES YES YES YES

CHEATING ASS NIGGERS BTFOD

LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO

I prayed for this and it happened