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Anonymous No.214273576 >>214273632 >>214273644 >>214273794 >>214273935 >>214273977 >>214274102 >>214274299 >>214274538 >>214274636
It it the perfect organism though?
Anonymous No.214273622
Nope, it's just a genetically modified bug created by some incelbot that was having an edgy atheist phase
Anonymous No.214273632
>>214273576 (OP)
He was programmed by WY to be infinitely fascinated by shit like that, of course he was going to be its hype man.
Anonymous No.214273644 >>214274081 >>214274081 >>214274081 >>214274081
>>214273576 (OP)
no
there is another
Anonymous No.214273794 >>214274130
>>214273576 (OP)
It's perfect enough from an emotionless, autonomous, android's point of view. It survives and endures. In a cold, analytical way it's perfect. It is capable of flourishing anyplace.
Anonymous No.214273935 >>214273995 >>214274117
>>214273576 (OP)

No, it's actually pretty stupid as a life-form unless you're a nihilist.

It fills no biological niche outside of killing other life forms and adopting superficial traits, while keeping its narrow natural lethality intact (acid blood, senses, claws, tail, hivemind orientation). It appears that even its defecation is utilized to "build" its hive but without any beneficial resource (royal jelly, honey, etc).

So, basically, it's an overdeveloped insectoid that turns non-insectoid forms into insectoids. That's literally the anti-thesis of evolution, a giant step backwards in terms of biodiversity.

It's only "perfect" in the sense that it can kill damn near anything else, and that which it can't kill, it infests.

If you dropped xenomorphs on any world, it would eventually be terraformed into a barren rock as all other life forms are turned into xenomorph-type hybrids, thus killing most cycles of life we're familiar with. The only life-forms that would be viable would be insects, as anything bigger (but not big enough to infest) would be eaten by the xenomorphs for biomass to build hives. All the xenomorph needs is a life form that is dog-sized to human-sized, and it's going to eventually infest everything. And since they can swim, it means even marine animals aren't safe.

They're the higher-life form equivalent of a plague and serve no biological purpose outside of propagation of its own "form". Any biosphere that receives them will die. Even mankind at its most avaricious couldn't do what xenomorphs do to a planet, as there's no point where a queen will stop and go "Oh man, maybe we're bad for the planet, let's slow down a bit..." They will only stop when there's nothing left to eat.

Unless you're an edgelord that hates people and life itself, then xenomorph's are perfect.
Anonymous No.214273977
>>214273576 (OP)
>character expresses an opinion
>retard takes it too seriously
Ash was trying to demoralize the crew. That's all there is to it.
Anonymous No.214273995 >>214274227
>>214273935
Yes, its a bioweapon, even for my taste not a perfect bioweapon but a good bioweapon nonetheless
Anonymous No.214274081
>>214273644
>>214273644
>>214273644
>>214273644
i love ocellus so much it's unreal bros
Anonymous No.214274102
>>214273576 (OP)
Its reproduction method is reliant on other species so it can't function on its own, but it wipes the host species like in Aliens so it's not a good parasite either. This is why they made up the bio weapon stuff, only way the aliens make sense in-universe. (in Alien this didn't matter at all because it was just a mystery horror monster. This is the peril of expanded universes, you have to think up logic for stuff that was initially made up just because it's cool or gross)
Anonymous No.214274116
So how does Weyland even know about the aliens presence on the planet? Ive only ever watched the first two.
Anonymous No.214274117 >>214274288
>>214273935

damn almost like it was created as a biological weapon or something
Anonymous No.214274130 >>214274619
>>214273794
>It is capable of flourishing anyplace.
And the impact on the GDP and what of the violent crime rates?
Anonymous No.214274227 >>214274286
>>214273995
God, you're dumb as hell.

Yeah Palestinians are bioweapons compared to Israelis and and Israelis are bioweapons compared to Palestinians. What else is new?
Anonymous No.214274286
>>214274227
What? I did not solicit your opinion on Israel
Anonymous No.214274288 >>214274506 >>214274773
>>214274117
Was David really creating a Biological Weapon?

I always thought he was just aimlessly fucking around with the black goo and the Xenos
Anonymous No.214274299
>>214273576 (OP)

He looks like he just had the perfect orgasm. Amirite boys
Anonymous No.214274506
>>214274288
>Biological Weapon?
There is no way that thing can last for long or integrate in an ecosystem, it is made to destroy and destroy only, and then salt the Earth and seed the barren land just in case life starts recovering again.
Anonymous No.214274538 >>214274568 >>214274835
>>214273576 (OP)
No, the robot is just evil
Anonymous No.214274568 >>214274585 >>214274603
>>214274538
How can robo baggins be evil?
Anonymous No.214274585 >>214274835
>>214274568
He’s a jerk simple as
Anonymous No.214274603 >>214274835
>>214274568
They took his precious organism
Anonymous No.214274619
>>214274130
way down after it ate all the negroes
Anonymous No.214274636
>>214273576 (OP)
He looks like he just had the perfect orgasm.
Anonymous No.214274773
>>214274288
David believed he was a god and was fascinated with fucking around with life, I don't think he wanted to destroy necessarily, he was just curious, dangerously curious.
Anonymous No.214274835
>>214274603
Kek

>>214274585
This

>>214274538
He just did that