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TS
Honestly what are the chances of her directorial debut being good? If it sucks will the critics glaze it anyway, or will it be the beginning of the culture finally turning on her?
Anonymous No.214273846 >>214278355 >>214298171 >>214302289
She needs to get fatter.
Anonymous No.214273866 >>214275368 >>214286493 >>214286984
The Wall takes no prisoners
Anonymous No.214273869 >>214282941
>>214273820 (OP)
Almost zero, and I say that as someone who really enjoyed folklore
Anonymous No.214273916
>>214273820 (OP)
>TS
for me? It's TS Playground
Anonymous No.214273923 >>214274301 >>214274715 >>214277617
>glaze
MUST
INSTANTLY
ADOPT
ANY
NEW
SOCIAL MEDIA
... WORD!
Anonymous No.214273984
>>214273820 (OP)
I'd glaze her anyway if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.214274015 >>214276659
Just watch this interview with Martin McDonagh and see what you think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8zfsf4azLo
Anonymous No.214274026 >>214274093 >>214278915
>>214273820 (OP)
Taytay, my beloved. Any idea what her movie is even about?
Anonymous No.214274066 >>214274198
>>214273820 (OP)
She's a white woman, so they're going to pan it.
She represents hetero-normative whiteness, so they're going to be eager to take her down a peg so they can seem more like punk underdogs.
You need to understand that these people are cannibals with crab mentality, and they eat their own. Especially when people step out of their lane.
They're going to tear her down no matter what.
That said?
The movie is going to be shit because she doesn't have any talent. It's unbelievable narcissism that she's even bothering in the first place. I think she's smarter than people give her credit for, and she's more media savvy than most given her background, but she makes normie pop songs. I genuinely disbelieve the idea that she has anything interesting to say, and I disbelieve she understands the language of cinematography well-enough to express herself in that medium even if she did.
Dua Lipa could probably direct a good movie, because I've actually been shocked with how Dua Lipa has said smart things on camera before. She actually has ideas, Taylor Swift does not.
Anonymous No.214274093 >>214275090 >>214275541 >>214282035 >>214282941
>>214274026
A girl going through a breakup, probably
Anonymous No.214274181 >>214274240
>>214273820 (OP)

Her team is very careful about protecting her image. Getting her involved with the CATS movie was probably their biggest mistake. She gets pretty favorable media coverage at this point. That short film she directed got positive spin from the media even though it was meh. Chances are if they let her write and direct a low budget film it will make money just from the support of her fans. When the media turns against her she will be forced out of the music spotlight like katy perry just was. I think she has at least another five years.
Anonymous No.214274195
>>214273820 (OP)
Can't be worse than her acting or dancing
Anonymous No.214274198 >>214274341
>>214274066
>She's a white woman, so they're going to pan it.
Her last few albums are the worst shit she's ever dropped and they still got critical acclaim. She was time's person of the year. The culture still loves her, and any criticism is chalked up to misogyny. Wonder if a huge cinematic disaster will be enough to change the tide.
Anonymous No.214274234 >>214274301
>>214273820 (OP)
>glaze
posting this word outside of /ck/ should be grounds for a permaban
Anonymous No.214274240
>>214274181
Why'd media turn against her until Carpenter makes bank on the same level? Somebody has to corral ~young women's attention span
Anonymous No.214274301
>>214273923
>>214274234
I'd glaze her, if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.214274341
>>214274198
I think you underestimate the narcissism of film critics.
Music Hollywood and Movie Hollywood are two different things. Movie Hollywood is going to feel shown up if her movie succeeds. She'd make them look like fucking idiots if she made an amateur movie that actually did well and was considered good.
She's going to be associating with a different pool of people who, rather than RELY on her success, are going to feel THREATENED by her success.
Yes, they're all liberals, but they're entitled narcissists first and foremost. You need to remember that.
Anonymous No.214274346
>>214273820 (OP)

Small. It's a big step to go from Music Videos to other media. Not saying it's impossible but what I've seen from her direction just look like long form music videos. And not very good ones. Nothing "pops" visually in terms of arrangement, it uses aspect ratio and color to make-up for the clumsy editing and lackluster composition.

Not saying she's a bad artist or director, it's just that you expect less from Music Videos than from other visual media and even then her stuff is lackluster. If you were shown a Taylor Swift MV with a different artist, you'd be like "whatever, it's okay I guess..." That's why no artist has ever asked her to work on their MVs with her as a director. Her name/music carries the weight of her work.

Compare this with Spike Jonze, Kendrick Lamar, George Michael, Beyonce, Madonna, etc. who artists would KILL to get their MV directed by. You see their MVs and compare them to Swift's and her videos just fall flat.

It's hard to have creativity when all your songs are about luxury; Oh, if I was a man, oh if I could pick the right guy, oh if I could have him call me back, Oh I didn't really need him, all her topics are just vapid "1st world problems". Not saying there isn't a market for that niche but, it's not going to be high art. No one gives a fuck about posh white women who have "anxieties" about everything, outside of that demographic.

Women will probably go see it if she sticks to her niche. If she deviates are tries to create any higher art, it will fall flat.

tl;dr She's a white woman with no kino experience, so probably not.
Anonymous No.214274438 >>214277358
>>214273820 (OP)
Cute boy
Anonymous No.214274715
>>214273923
>new
I hate the term but it's been around
Anonymous No.214275090
>>214274093
Yes agreed tortured poets, terrific work anyways... is that an ass I see on you
Anonymous No.214275368 >>214282035 >>214287025 >>214287290 >>214287522
>>214273866
Some slip through the cracks
Anonymous No.214275396 >>214277358
>>214273820 (OP)
i NEED to get her pregnant with my bbc
Anonymous No.214275515 >>214275892 >>214276603 >>214277358 >>214281998 >>214298453
>>214273820 (OP)
Looks like a tranny
Anonymous No.214275541
>>214274093

that's what everybody expects so it will probably be a murder mystery or something about a high school girl overcoming an eating disorder and social media bullies.
Anonymous No.214275892 >>214276558 >>214282035 >>214286821 >>214287522 >>214290003 >>214291345
>>214275515
wtf i love Taylor now??
Anonymous No.214276558
>>214275892
She obliterated the wall
Anonymous No.214276603
>>214275515
hot
Anonymous No.214276639
>>214273820 (OP)
>TaylorSwift
>TS
>TransSexual
So obvious
Anonymous No.214276659 >>214276886
>>214274015
>46:09
Anonymous No.214276886
>>214276659
you got me anon
Anonymous No.214277358 >>214280395
>>214275515
>>214275396
>>214274438
>Amerimutt posting hours
Anonymous No.214277525
>>214273820 (OP)
I want her to stamp on my balls and laugh at me and then suffocate me with her feet. As I start to die I'll see her getting pounded by BBC. Once the death DMT trip starts I'll be seeing a giant fractal mommy Swift getting pounded by the DMT nigger god. Eternally humiliated
Anonymous No.214277526
Taylor Swift is the Devil
Anonymous No.214277617
>>214273923
glaze has been around for nearly a decade dude
Anonymous No.214278355 >>214298171
>>214273846
Dumb fag
Anonymous No.214278373
she shouldn't be allowed to sing all those "i hate men" songs now that shes engaged
Anonymous No.214278915 >>214282035 >>214301525
>>214274026
The trials and tribulations of a rising showgirl. Featuring lesbian sex scenes with Sabrina Carpenter. Olivia Rodrigo plays the villain.
Anonymous No.214280395
>>214277358
Her being a dem mindbroke MIGApedes
Anonymous No.214281998
>>214275515
Why is /tv/ so gay?
Anonymous No.214282035 >>214293595
>>214273820 (OP)
>>214274093
>>214275368
>>214275892
>>214278915
My AGP queen!
Anonymous No.214282633 >>214282749 >>214282750 >>214285359
does she have big tits or not?
after all these years i still dont fucking know
Anonymous No.214282706
She won’t be directing shit. She’ll just get a directors credit.
Anonymous No.214282749 >>214294265
>>214282633
She had a boob job, a decent one, I'd say.
Anonymous No.214282750
>>214282633
No, she doesn't. Any time her tits look big it's because of a very aggressive pushup bra
Anonymous No.214282941 >>214284017
>>214273869
>>214274093
Anonymous No.214284017 >>214284062 >>214294992 >>214296317 >>214301391
>>214282941
Her figure's been nicer since she gained weight. If you're not a bigger that is.
Anonymous No.214284062 >>214287522 >>214301525 >>214302326
>>214284017
Excuse me, nigger*
Anonymous No.214284080 >>214284400
>>214273820 (OP)
she hires people to make her music using NDAs and pretending it's her and the same will be for "her" films
Anonymous No.214284115
Last night I had a dream where I was at a party and I noticed Taylor Swift was being bothered by her mother so I banged her so that her daughter (TayTay) could have some time away from her nagging.

What did my subconsciousness mean by this?
Anonymous No.214284400 >>214285401
>>214284080
what the fuck are you talking about
she's always had a bunch of songwriters and producers credited in her albums
Anonymous No.214285359 >>214287522
>>214282633
They're just the right size
Anonymous No.214285401
>>214284400
how gay can you be to know this
Anonymous No.214286493
>>214273866
At least those airbags inflated when she hit the wall
Anonymous No.214286526
Anonymous No.214286821
>>214275892
Anonymous No.214286984
>>214273866
yikes
Anonymous No.214287025 >>214287133
>>214275368
anon...
Anonymous No.214287133 >>214287252
>>214287025
cherry picked pic aside, she's definitely got some work done and kinda starting to show her age, but aside from that weird spot next to her mouth she doesn't look bogged to me at all
Anonymous No.214287191
>>214273820 (OP)
She can see she's being replaced by Christina Carpenter, and now has to act like a whore to hang on to what's left of her youth. She might as well fully commit, and make a Showgirls remake
Anonymous No.214287252 >>214287312 >>214287315 >>214287522 >>214290131
>>214287133
she used to be more finnish nordic looking
Anonymous No.214287290
>>214275368
She was already walling mid 2010

That's not natty. She even got a boob job
Anonymous No.214287312 >>214290146 >>214291429 >>214302590
>>214287252
why do you have pics of underaged girls saved?
Anonymous No.214287315
>>214287252
crazy how quick women age like crap after leaving high school.
Anonymous No.214287396 >>214289039 >>214298036
>>214273820 (OP)
She looks like a slut in this outfit
Anonymous No.214287522 >>214295032 >>214300061
>>214275368
>>214275892
>>214284062
>>214285359
>>214287252
Okay, I'm actually starting to wonder if the anti-Swift narrative is a ploy by the Judeo-Left to vilify a traditional extremely attractive White woman.
Anonymous No.214287551 >>214288485
>>214273820 (OP)
Our pres said everyone already turned on her
Anonymous No.214288485
>>214287551
He congratulated her on her engagement so it seems like they made peace
Anonymous No.214288530
I hate Taylor Swift!
Anonymous No.214289039
>>214287396
Good
Anonymous No.214289098
>>214273820 (OP)
Needs more meat on her bones so her booty can get bigger.
Anonymous No.214289101 >>214289325
>>214273820 (OP)
Someone AI this to go nude
Anonymous No.214289325
>>214289101
Keeping the collar on obviously
Anonymous No.214289366
>>214273820 (OP)
>all that money and still can't look younger than 40
Grim state of women nowadays
Anonymous No.214289434 >>214290592
>>214273820 (OP)
Anonymous No.214289528 >>214290592
>>214273820 (OP)
Anonymous No.214290003
>>214275892
>all blue eyed blonde haired celebs once worshipped by reddit roasties and trannies now being called white supremacists
based I'm a fan of syndey and taylor now
Anonymous No.214290131 >>214301968
>>214287252
Anonymous No.214290146 >>214290318
>>214287312
what underage girl? that's a google search image i just saved of taylor swift, she was fucking older than me
Anonymous No.214290165
>>214273820 (OP)
Or dissimilar to her musical writing career, she will probably have someone β€œco-direct” her film too, and she will take majority of the credit.
Anonymous No.214290244 >>214295013
why she looks like a kingdom hearts character here?
Anonymous No.214290318 >>214291429
>>214290146
That's an interesting word you used there, buddy... "was." You think that's how it works, huh?
Anonymous No.214290592
any celeb ai nude videos going on anywhere?

>>214289434
>>214289528
Based
Anonymous No.214290826
just maker dazzler already
Anonymous No.214291345
>>214275892
That was a great dress on her
Anonymous No.214291429 >>214297056
>>214290318
>>214287312
What are you talking about?
Underage of what?
Anonymous No.214292790
It's crazy to me how people can prefer young sticc Taylor over recent Taylor, she's such a prime piece of fuckmeat these days
Anonymous No.214292808
I like making Taylor babecocks on /b/ and we all pretend to suck cocks and kiss each other for mommy in a non-gay way.
Anonymous No.214293595
>>214282035
>My AGP queen!
Anonymous No.214294265
>>214282749
She just put on some weight and isn't rib-skinny anymore
Anonymous No.214294992
>>214284017
Agreed, she never did it for me until she put on some pounds, but all that extra weight went to all the right places. Reputation era and after she's a smokeshow
Anonymous No.214295010
>>214273820 (OP)
it's going to make money, it doesn't have to be good
Anonymous No.214295013
>>214290244
It's the straps.
Anonymous No.214295032 >>214295070 >>214295094
>>214287522
>taylor swift
>traditional
you're such a fucking retarded nigger
Anonymous No.214295070
>>214295032
Maybe he meant a woman who is a attractive according to the traditional beauty standards. In that case it's correct.
Anonymous No.214295094
>>214295032
>when you lack reading comprehension AND the intelligence to realize such
Anonymous No.214296317
>>214284017
I am bigger, I'm a skinny shit and my ass is 12cm bigger
Anonymous No.214296428
She was cute, but she received the call
Anonymous No.214297056 >>214301460
>>214291429
she's clearly like 14-15 in that pic.
Anonymous No.214298036 >>214298121 >>214298137 >>214299815 >>214301525 >>214302326
>>214287396
She's just playing catch up, it's a shame the current cultural shift didn't happen early, she should've been slutting it up since her 20s
Anonymous No.214298107
>>214273820 (OP)
Well she calls herself an English teacher despite never having been one so that alone is a red flag. Anyway nobody cares about what indie garbage she’ll make. Just bring forth the capeshit already.
Anonymous No.214298121
>>214298036
Even in slutting it up she's very classy about it.
Her appeal is broad and a lot of her fans are young girls. She can't exactly do what Sabrina Carpenter does when her appeal lies largely with 45 year old moms and 12 year old daughters, she can't exactly do what Chappell Roan does when she's playing everywhere from the Middle East to the Deep South. I mean it's sexy, but it isn't exactly what you're gonna see at a real cabaret.
Anonymous No.214298137 >>214299040
>>214298036
when did she turn into a slampig?
Anonymous No.214298171 >>214298271
>>214273846
>>214278355
The only way to avoid the wall for a woman, for at least a few years anyway, is to allow graceful weight gain. For the baddest of bitches, this can postpone the wall until menopause. Unfortunately for women there is no going back after menopause no matter how hard you try.
Anonymous No.214298271 >>214298438
>>214298171
Women can't attain true beauty until they're 40. Everything before 40 is just coasting on vagina eggs.
Anonymous No.214298438
>>214298271
You're half right. The most womanly women in the world don't peak until their late 30s/early 40s, such high class babes like winona ryder. The tragic thing about women like that is you don't know they're one for 4 decades.

The other class of high value women peak between 13 and 18 and rapidly decline in their 20s. Some rare women can be both, like michelle trachtenberg who unfortunately was struck down before her milf worthy time. In one in a million cases you do get the most powerful woman of all, the gilf, but such sightings are once in a 100 yeats.
Anonymous No.214298453
>>214275515
it is one despite what the shills are saying
Anonymous No.214299040 >>214302326
>>214298137
She gained a lot of weight around 2018, then lost some again during covid, giving way to her current peak form
Anonymous No.214299729
>>214273820 (OP)
1 in 3 chance if she is passionate about the subject matter and gets a really good production team to help her.
Anonymous No.214299815
>>214298036
She only did this after Pam Anderson slutted it up at her old age for awardbait
Anonymous No.214300012
>>214273820 (OP)
0%, foids are not capable of making anything interesting or having anything to say or even having a unique perspective on an old topic, especially a foid whose entire career is singing mass appeal algorithm pop
Anonymous No.214300061
>>214287522
Anonymous No.214300375 >>214301269
is she ever not absolutely caked in makeup?
Anonymous No.214301269 >>214302333
>>214300375
>absolutely caked
i'm sure she's wearing some makeup here but the more natural look suits her really well, probably won't see much of it now that she's in bimbomaxxing mode
Anonymous No.214301391
>>214284017
Anonymous No.214301460 >>214301954
>>214297056

Her career started when she was 14 and she was mature beyond her years and able to speak for herself on national television. She won a grammy for Album of the Year at 18 or something which was then the youngest person to do so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpx1nFctZJU
Anonymous No.214301525 >>214301578 >>214301804
>>214284062
>>214278915
>>214298036
holy shit when was the photoshoot and what is the context? This is the hottest she has ever looked and maybe the most skin she has ever shown.
She rarely shows skin and its weird that there are barely any paparazzi pics of her in a bikini on the beach or something.
Anonymous No.214301578 >>214301804
>>214301525

These are the photos to promote her album which is releasing in a few weeks. She is pulling out all the stops and throwing everything into it since she knows they are going to push her out of the spotlight in the next five years when she is past her sell by date.
Anonymous No.214301804 >>214302326 >>214302333
>>214301525
>>214301578
Anonymous No.214301954 >>214303210
>>214301460
>I'm allowed to have pics of underaged girls as long as they accomplished stuff.
Anonymous No.214301968
>>214290131
Whatever happened to him
Anonymous No.214302289
>>214273846
Pregnancy soon bro
Anonymous No.214302326 >>214303117
>>214284062
>>214298036
>>214299040
>>214301804
If she let you have your way with her what you do
Anonymous No.214302333
>>214301804
>>214301269
jesus christ almighty holy shit. taylor makes me WEAK bros
Anonymous No.214302590
>>214287312
why are you discussing them?
any mention or photo of anyone under 30 is rape
Anonymous No.214303117
>>214302326
Take her to the movies, have a nice dinner, cap the night off making slow and tender love in a fancy hotel. She's paying for everything ofc
Anonymous No.214303210
>>214301954
>she was on TV when she was under 30 meaning she was raped to death by the entire planet
kill yourself roastie freak. guarantee you're FAT as fuck. disgusting
Anonymous No.214303225 >>214303290
she should have married karlie
Anonymous No.214303290
>>214303225
they both should have married me in 2013.