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Vulcan gift giving edition

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star trek sex with shran

Why is emotionless sex so hot?

star trek pon farr with selar

>>214274789 (OP)
I've seen this drawing so many times and I finally noticed the present. I always assumed it was some sort of sex joke.

>>214274843
Don't they turn into rape beasts/bimbo cum sluts once every 7 years or something?

>>214274789 (OP)
>Qt Vulcan runs into elevator with you in her pajamas. Wut do?

Currently reading Spock’s World. Lots of good lore on the Vulcans. Really makes me think Paramount should just put Diane Duane in charge of all trek lore going forward.

>>214274926
drop my spaghetti

>>214274843
Is that how it works? I thought Vulcan sex is raw and unrestrained? Like the one time Vulcans are allowed to show emotions. At least that's what I though with Spock and TOS when he went into Pon Farr mode.

I freight

lets get some sleep

Which one?

>>214274880
Wouldn't that just lead to tons of unwanted pregnancies from near strangers? Like everyone getting sloppy drunk and fucking at a Christmas party. But on a species wide scale. Not very logical to me!

>>214275162
Shit.

>>214274992
only once every seven years
I imagine your vulcan spouse might accommodate you with emotionless sex in the interim

>>214275188
Sexo

the one time I talked about sex with Weyoun I got bullied so I won't do that again

>>214275318
Odo looks like Solas

Picard should have beat this nigga with a lead pipe

Does the EMH like Hatsune Miku?

Why don't they make a Trek anime instead of the Rick & Morty and Jimmy Neutron art styles?

>>214275388
anime art style isn't any better though

>>214275200
I thought Vulcans have to emotional in public, but in private they are allowed to have more leeway and show some emotions to family? Otherwise how can Vulcan children say "I love you mom" if showing love is banned.

>>214275425
Why are you here when you clearly haven't watched Star Trek and don't know the most basic things? I'm not even trying to be mean I'm actually baffled.

>>214275425
>Otherwise how can Vulcan children say "I love you mom" if showing love is banned.
It is illogical to express affection through words. They show their affection through dutiful obedience and service to the family through chores

>>214275388
TNG is already a live action anime. All the characters are anime tropes. It had plenty of low stakes slice of life episodes in between high stakes battles. Data even has an anime aura.

>>214274789 (OP)
I've always been Trek >>>> Wars but the transporter is the elephant in the living room that I try to ignore. If the technology exists to disintegrate a person into atoms/molecules, shoot the beam somewhere and rebuild it into the original person. then everyone who used a transporter is immortal. If you die, we can revert to your data in the pattern buffer from the last time you transported, then beam up random organic sludge and beam it down as you from say 8 hours ago.

>>214275503
it would have made more sense as localized spacefolding but they explicitly ruled that out as causing space cancer in the episode where Dr. Beverly gets kidnapped by mall terrorists who look like Charles Sheffield from The Nanny

>>214275503
from what I've retained from various transporter accident episodes you can't just save a pattern indefinitely and do what you're saying. there was some DS9 episode when not only did it take up inordinate amounts of memory there was also some kind of ticking clock element as well but I forget he details.

>>214275503
My headcannon is that if you tried to do that, the energy would destabilize after a short while. And you'd turn into a Cronenberg body horror.

This is my head cannon

>>214275692
This episode really fucked me up. The aliens that did that to him didn't even face any justice.

>>214275720
Reminder that many Data episodes were made for female viewers. That's why he was always paired with children or women he had weird sexual tension with. If you found them boring, it's likely because you weren't the target audience.
>t. Data's Day's Strongest Soldier

>Nicholas Meyer directs the GOAT Trek movie
>He doesn't have the balls to tell Shatner to put the collar down like the other two officers in the shot

>>214275388
because that would necessitate based jap writers

>>214275876
captain's prerogative

Vulkan slaves...

>>214275876
it's called blocking your neck from the wind at your back. Kirk is the only one wearing it correctly.

>>214275559
Scotty was able to lock the transporter in a diagnostic cycle so that the pattern stayed in the buffer for decades.

>>214276113
Kirk's Enterprise crew also discovered how to time travel. I guess such important knowledge gets lost to time kek

>>214275876
>Nicholas Meyer
>Montalban
>James Horner score
>Shatner at his best
>Great supporting cast
The ST2 confluence of talent and execution is so rare I feel it's not sufficiently acknowledged.

>>214275764
>The aliens that did that to him didn't even face any justice.
They were the justice, anon.

>>214276258
Nearly everyone is dead too
>Nimoy
>Kelley
>Doohan
>Nichols
>Montalban
>Bibi Besch
>Merritt Buttrick
>Kirstie Alley
>Paul Winfield

>>214276258
As much as I might think TMP is the most "pure" Star Trek movie, WoK is just undeniably a flawless popcorn movie in its own right. It's a masterclass in balancing satisfying action-adventure thrills and meaty character drama in a tight, efficient overall package. No surprise that Meyer was once one of Hollywood's most prolific script doctors.

>>214276943
I noticed the same thing while watching Superman 1978 earlier this year.

>>214275181
Nimoy was so cool

>>214277091
>wooden furniture and a CRT
living the life

are they waiting for Patrick Stewart to die to make the adventures of young Picard?

>>214277052
Problem with TMP is that while the plot is pure Trek, they forgot that it's also about the characters - for the most part they just stand around awkwardly

>>214277263
TMP is a deeper character piece though. It's just that it's all about Kirk.

>>214276943
>>Merritt Buttrick
It's insane that Shatner outlived the actor who played his son.

>>214274789 (OP)
Have one with the glaucoma filter removed.

>>214277263
>>214277355
TMP remastered is a completely different film. I watched it and loved it, compared to the original "2+ hours of boring space pajamas"

>There's just one thing I don't understand...
>Yes, Captain?
>How did India pull itself out of crippling poverty and shatter the glass ceiling of caste to even allow for your faction to succeed?
>Google Play cards, Captain. Google Play cards.

>>214277454
>You see, Captain, after many years of trial and tragic error, my people managed to harness the power of trains...

Spock refers to himself as second officer. Who the fuck is first officer then?

>>214277454
>Captainnnnn Kirrrrrrrk tell me in this time do my people still have designated shitting streets?
>They do and they don't even know white people invented warp drive and are exploring the galaxy.

>>214277355
It's about Kirk and Spock equally. They're both lost and out of their element and searching for their respective purposes. Kirk wants to get the Enterprise back and relive his glory days, but has to learn to appreciate how he, the ship and his friends have changed. Spock meanwhile is trying to purge his emotions and senses the same identity crisis in V'Ger, and through it learns to reconcile his human and vulcan sides, and both Spock and Kirk learn to open up and trust each other again.

>>214277422
Much appreciated. I like your version better.

>the 9th episode of the season is finally good
also was the first time SNW managed to give me goosebumps. I have been loathing every episode and then they finally landed a knockout. Sure it's rehashing Enemy Mine but it worked

>>214276850
It's weird that everyone just casually agreed that good Kirk was captain, and bad Kirk wasn't the captain. Even though they both have equal official rank as captain of Enterprise and neither of their judgements should be trusted.

>>214277430
It's kind of insane that the scene of Spock weeping for V'Ger didn't make the original cut. I guess it might seem redundant following the sickbay scene, but I think it's a worthy scene and might've also helped drive home the movie's themes for the midwits struggling to pay attention.

What's your most contrarian Star Trek opinion? I think WoK is middling.

>>214277762
WoK is near perfect for what it is.

But there isn't a whole lot of meat on the bone. Just enough story for a movie and no more.

>>214277762
Underrating WoK is definitely peak contrarian. It's one of those perfect 80s action/adventure movies where everything just works, like Raiders and Back to the Future and Die Hard.

>>214277762
I think that Ent is the most enjoyable series in the franchise.

>>214277802
>I am a gooner lacking the capability of discernment.
That's not controversial.

>>214277796
>>214277799
If I want a sci-fi action adventure movie there are many better choices.

>>214277830
Such as?

>>214277823
Lol get rekt

>>214277762
Seasons 1-3 of VOY are extremely underrated and overlooked as the most genuine, thought-provoking, Gene level Trek ever made.

>>214277762
City on the Edge of Forever has its moments but is overall a tad too contrived. The set up of them needing to time travel to find Bones after he accidentally vaxed himself and went crazy is almost straight out of parody.

>>214277383
He died of AIDS from taking raw cum loads
>>214277669
>>214277737
>>214277430
Kirk and Spock have a fair bit of character growth in TMP but everyone else is set dressing unfortunately

Quark is cute :3

>>214277762
That DS9 is somehow the secret GOAT trek. Sisko is boring. Terry Farrel is a terrible actress. Nobody but the hardcore DS9ers can watch more than a few episodes of this snoozefest without falling asleep.

>>214277937
>secret GOAT trek
nobody thinks this it's just you projecting because you're a contrarian.

DS9 being good is not some kind of "secret." people like it for legitimate reasons.

>>214277494
>Spock refers to himself as second officer. Who the fuck is first officer then?
TOS chain of command depends on the writer that week. Sometimes Spock is First Officer. Is Bones Second Officer, or is he the doctor? Is Scotty Second Officer, or Chief Engineer? Why is the engineer always given the bridge when the main trio are beating up aliens on new planets? I'm glad TNG onwards put more thought into each crewmate's place.

imagine working an 8-hour shift cleaning plasma conduits non-stop while talking shit about the senior officers with your best mate and suddenly you see this bald fuck staring at you

i'm working on a new tryhard watchalong advertisement but it's pushing my nonexistent to limited editing skills and is taking me a while

>>214277859
Star Wars
Planet of the Apes
The Omega Man
Forbidden Planet
Journey to the Center of the Earth
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Satellite in the Sky
The Time Machine

>>214277875
Idk about that last part but the early seasons are unjustly overlooked. I actually think season 2 is mostly very solid and I will unironically defend the Kazon arc. It was the only time in the show's history that earnestly explored the long-running implications and consequences of Janeway/Voyager's cowboy diplomacy and was the closest the show ever came to fulfilling its own premise, to a certain extent.

>>214277762
Female "Pon Farr" is not real.

>>214277916
One thing I noticed recently is that the first three movies are all centered almost entirely around Kirk, Spock and McCoy, while the latter three are a lot more ensemble with the supporting characters having expanded roles and more agency in the stories.

>>214278119
I bet that's because the "ensemble cast" and their agents complained.

>>214278104
I thought it was always understood to be a male thing.

>*saves Star Trek in 1989*
>*kills Star Trek in 1998*
It's like poetry

>>214278083
Yeah. They also focus on a lot of concrete and meaningful moral quandaries and episodes hit a good tempo of setting stakes and finding a climatic resolution. I really do feel like people have a bit of blind spot to VOY's quality in the early seasons.

>Defiant gets obliterated by the Borg cube
>"adrift but salvageable"
>gets fucking destroyed by the Breen
Why didn't Starfleet repurpose their dampening weapons if they were capable of destroying the mighty USS Defiant with a single burst?

>>214278133
One time Shatner just straight up forgot Walter Koenig's name at a press event and called him "the gentleman who plays Chekov". This was after 25 years of working with him.

>>214278078
If you're asking me, WoK mogs all of those films. If you're appealing to a broader audience for resolution, good luck because zoomers and millennials prefer Skibidi Toilet.

>>214274789 (OP)
>tfw no 4'8" vulcan science officer gf to debate logic with

>>214278148
well perhaps my opinion is not as controversial as I thought. it is a male thing but they shit all over that lore in Enterprise like how they shit all over Vulcans in general in that show.

>>214278173
And this is why so many love the Shat. In the end, who gives a shit about Chekov.

>>214278174
I'm not asking you because you have absolute dogshit taste and many of those movies are objectively superior to WoK, you delusional fanboy.

>>214278078
The only one of those that's anything like Wrath of Khan is Star Wars. And sure, I'll give you that one.

The rest are more story driven and less action driven.
If you had said sci-fi, I'd say sure. But you said sci-fi action adventure specifically in which case Wrath of Khan is superior to most.

>>214277762
Undiscovered Country is the best and they shouldn't have backed away from Saavik being the bad guy

>>214278173
This surprises you? Shatner is one of the biggest narcissists in an industry full of narcissists. There are so many stories of him treating guest actors and makeup artists like dirt. He barely considered the production assistants people.

>>214278233
>The Omega Man
>less action driven
Don't even post.

>>214275720
>It’s a Data is the cause of and/or solution to the plot episode
MANY such cases!

>>214278038
Your editing skills are great, though. I believe.

>>214278246
I was simply underscoring anon's point

I'm pretty sure Wrath of Khan has exactly two action scenes.

>>214278255
That's the only one on your list I haven't seen. My point remains valid even if you add that one to the Star Wars column.

>>214278244
ST6 was a fucking embarrassing remake of ST2, but with Christopher Plummer as Khan.

>>214278216
speaking of Chekov, some anon yesterday said a malicious space entity was going to make my favorite character gay marry my most hated character and I said I didn't really hate any characters so it didn't matter. but I realized after thinking about it that my most disliked character is actually Chekov. what would Weyoun and Chekov be like? let's not imagine it.

>>214278262
my skill is not but my attention to detail is. so let's hope it balances out

>>214278246
>Shatner is based
Yes, I agree. Nobody cares about the supporting cast.

>>214276258
I watched Wrath of Khan for the first time last night and it really is a good movie. Search for Spock is next.

>>214278286
>My point remains valid
It doesn't since WoK has very few action sequences and is mostly just talking heads.

>>214278326
>what would Weyoun and Chekov be like? let's not imagine it.
That's rough since they're both bottoms.

>>214278366
There's more to 'naval action' than firing the cannon, anon.

>>214278374
Weyoun would do whatever you tell him because he doesn't actually give a fuck

>>214278286
James Horner's score for ST2 mogs John Williams' score for Wars 4-6. Horner has been criminally underrated and really deserves to be in the LoC.

>>214278385
WoK doesn't have it, anon.

>>214278366
>what is building tension?
SAD!

Only Star Trek fans watch Star Trek movies. Because they like Star Trek, not because it's good cinema.

>>214278350
Anon, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>>214278403
Eh, on that we're going to have to disagree.

>>214277762
There's basically nothing that horrible about nuTrek outside of Picard.

>>214277383
Shatner won the genetic lottery.

>>214278517
That’s bullshit
It I believe it

>>214278561
>>214278602
Y'all are right. The TRULY contrarian take would be that Picard is the only GOOD nuTrek. Especially seasons 1 and 2.

>>214277762
Star Trek ended when the Kelvin timeline began - 2009

>>214277232
>are they waiting for Patrick Stewart to die to make the adventures of young Picard?
How young? Are we talking Stargazer era Picard, or Academy era Picard? The former would be yet another TNG lite, while the later would be a series length version of the flashback sequences from Tapestry. I'm afraid there's not enough meat on that bone.

>>214277762
Trek died when the Kelvin timeline began: 2009. Now it's just talentless writers trying to pick pieces from its corpse to feed profits to the soulless parent corporation.

>>214278669
HE. GAVE. HER. THE. TONGUE.

>>214278696
Deranged retard thinks everyone is a samefag kek. Hurrr durrr

>>214278727
God, Picard must be a fucking legend going south.

>>214278762
it's easier (and more logical) to believe that some fucking retard who has been trying to discuss Star Trek while knowing absolutely nothing about it and the nutrek apologist are the same person than that these are totally different phenomena that just happen to manifest at the exact same time. go talk to Worf.

>>214278669
IDW made a comic series about Academy era Picard with the most insufferable art style and everyone talks like a zoomer

>>214278669
That was the second strangest episode of Happy Days I've seen.

>>214278696
>>214278762
Fwiw I usually just sit it out because you're so deranged. It's funny watching you waste literal weeks fighting that other fag. I bring up nuTrek literally just to bother YOU

>>214278796
Eat shit you Jewish faggot

It's been over 2 years since I first saw TOS and I still have such a massive crush on Nimoy. Gosh, I want him to fuck me so bad.

>>214278669
Those uniforms look like they have a dinner napkin bib on

>>214278796
Yeah it's so logical believing that there's like exactly 4 people on the Internet. Like I said in the other post, it's just fun to poke the bear lol. Nigger asked for contrarian takes, liking nuTrek is the most contrarian of takes.

>>214278874
no there are not 4 people on the internet. but there are at least 4 people in a discord sending their troon nudes to each other while conspiring to derail and raid this thread.

>>214278904
this was true from 2020 to 2021.
after that it was just 2 people in a discord sending their troon nudes to each other while conspiring to derail and raid /trek/

>>214278860
I still love how TNG would try to experiment with uniforms with different timelines and stardates. The throwback to the TOS movie uniforms in Future Imperfect was a wonderful detail. Does NuTrek even attempt to change up stock costumes? Does any streamslop show?

>>214278904
Yeah that's super logical, you deranged lunatic. I'll let you fight with the guy who called you Jewish lol. And no, I don't think nuTrek is that horrible. I like all of Star Trek, I'm not a gatekeeper.

>>214278985
i'm not gonna fight anyone. i just thought it prudent to wake up regulars who aren't as perceptive as i am. I know you're probably tired of getting banned so you changed your tactics.

>>214278985
Who exactly is being gatekept? I see this term thrown around a lot and I'd like to see it defined.

>>214278985
He's not wrong. There was at one point a discord group who did such a thing. They called themselves the Shitposting Gang. One of them got busted for e-stalking a highschool girl who once did a Star Trek cosplay.

>>214278816
>I bring up nuTrek literally just to bother YOU
NTA but this sure sounds like trolling to me.

>>214279049
These guys started up right after I quit posting. They're all rejects who couldn't fit in on the other 'cord and most of them were obsessed with BF to stalkerish degrees. A real pathetic group. Last I heard Tillyfag got kicked out by his wife and is literally a homeless man shambling through the streets ranting to himself about Nu Trek.

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It has come to our attention that the interloper is aware of our nude transgender trading (NTT) program. Pay him no mind. The mind control serum in his diggity dank blunts will take effect NLT 10PM ET/9PM ET.
Which is when the Great DS9 Watchalong takes place on Heroes and Icons. Being a friend. Bring some popcorn (untainted by mind control serum please, we don't want another repeat of the pickleball incident). Bring tasteful transgender nudes of your whole transfamily. Be sure to follow The Plan. Praise be to Heroes and Icons. Death to the Opposition. Don't forget to validate your parking before you leave.
Shadow President and Ice Cream Social chair of the Elders of Zion, Vic Mignogna, out.
END TRANSMISSION/BURN AFTER READING

>>214279049
I'm 36.

>>214279209
ERROR... Tripcode compromised.

Restarting

>>214277788
>Demon
Fucking no...

Let's get comfy!

>>214279220
How's menopause treating you, Gramma?
Speaking of menopausal women and star trek, Jamie Lee Curtis was absolutely wasted on that Section 31 abortion.

Those uniforms look fucking gay

>>214279623
>rook jamie they burning moni

>>214279220
Wasn't talking about you. Trek Star girl was the one who got stalked.

>>214277762
I really like Star Trek 5. I like religious fiction. Even though the writers punted at the end, I still thought it was worthy.

>>214279859
You should check out the Prince of Nothing books. I'm on the last one now and it's been a wild theological ride.

>>214279036
Have you tried the most obvious way to determine this?
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/gatekeep

>>214279859
Jim, you don't ask the almighty for his ID

>>214280012
Hmmm, maybe. Not really a fantasy fan. Thanks for sharing, though. Philip K. Dick wrote a lot of speculative fiction heavy with religious issues, e.g. Maze Of Death, Ubik, the VALIS quadrilogy, and the extended discussion of Mercerism in Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, to name a few.

>>214280202
Prince of Nothing is basically a guy writing out the life of a Christ/Muhammad-like figure in a way that is honestly pretty fucking disturbing. I'm on the final book and I still can't figure out if the main character is a good guy or a bad guy, if his actions are justified or if he's the worst megalomaniac to ever live.

It's heavy on the philosophy. Good stuff.
And if you're not typically into fantasy, you should try some that sort of rides the line between sci-fi and fantasy like Gene Wolfe's Dead Sun series which is basically people ascribing fantasy connotation to what is actually forgotten and lost technology and is written from an unreliable perspective of ignorance.

>>214280102
Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor, not a theologian!
For a society that officially doesn't do religious belief, Star Trek sure has its share of divine beings. The Q, the Bajoran prophets, Gary Seven, Nagilum, the Douwd, etc.
And I would totally ask God for his ID. Then I would ask him to apologize for Creation. "hurr durr I only had 6 days" is an excuse, not a reason.

>>214280297
Star Trek deals heavily with ideas of creation and origin, of transcending the physical and what is beyond the veil of our perception's limits.

It doesn't really take a stance and why should it?

>>214280297
Gene Roddenberry was really interested in this idea. Starship meets god. that's basically all the scrips he wrote or wanted to write

>>214280280
OK, maybe Wikipedia just had a bad description. I could almost hear the exposition, and theme song, from Lord Of The Rings while I read it.

>>214280540
He should have hired PKD to write some of the TOS scripts. Opportunity squandered.

>>214280820
It couldn't be less like Lord of the Rings. Prince of Nothing is some pretty bleak subject matter. Like I said, Christ-like or Muhammad-like figuring basically leading a Crusade.

>>214280890
Fair enough. Then the Wikipedia article is greatly misleading.

>>214280032
"Gatekeeping" implies one is trying to dissuade non-fans from engaging with the franchise.
If one is already a fan, how exactly can they be gatekept?

>>214278246
he's such a diva he refused to wear a 'uniform' on a tv show here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LEpBeFefw

>>214281266
By crabs defining "Trek" to exclude whatever shows/movies they don't like. Are you new here?

>>214281288
I still fail to see anyone in this thread who is currently being gatekept. Would you care to point them out to me?

>>214281331
>red uniform
>mask
Aww yeah that's the stuff.

>>214277762
If Star Trek was real I would have a Number 1 pin up poster in my bunk.

>>214279623
>How it feels to post on 4chan past age 30

>>214277762
I think TOS is meh.

>>214281331
Be glad for that. I think they're still on vacation, after the big sperg out over the long weekend, and at least three Janny Thanos Snaps. They'll be back soon enough, I fear, geezering it up madly.

>>214278019
I wonder what if was like to be an autist back then. Everyone always telling to lighten up and emote and you didn’t have the internet to run away to.

she just causes drama dawg

The GREAT /trek/ DS9 Watchalong shall commence in 27 minutes! Approximately!

>>214281807
ASS TREK

>>214280297
Bashir said “Oh, God!” In an early DS9 episode. That implies a scientist of Arab origin in the 24th century is somehow familiar with the Bible.

>>214281967
Or the holy Quran.

>>214281868
Is SNW bringing back the male gaze?

>>214282031
ASS TREK

>>214281807
Do nurses go to Star Fleet Academy?

>>214274876
well maybe there is a dick in the box

He always spams hardest when BF posts. This is like the Star Trek episode The Darkness and the Light when that scarred Cardassian obsessed with Kira tries to kill not only her but all of her friends.

>>214282074
I assume they get some training like a 68W.

>>214281807
>>214281868
Just like nurses/vet techs irl.

>>214275388
Too expensive.

>>214281835
Based autistic GOVX guy

>>214281777
We had the library.
>>214281967
"God" does not imply "Christian Bible".

>>214282221
>vet techs
the vet tech phenotype is either Tilly or Angel, nothing in between

>>214281746
Undoubtedly your worst opinion, baffling even given that you like old ass anime.

>>214282063
Need a Chapel figie.

>>214282280
>Angel
Yeah there’s this really bitchy one at my place, she’s short and flat and got a rat face. She’s also stuck up and thinks she knows everything. It’s funny cause Angel does look better than her.

>>214282289
TOS only appeals to high and low IQ individuals. Midwits get filtered hard.

>>214282423
Take your gatekeeping elsewhere. It's neither needed nor wanted.
>>214279036
You have summoned the demon.

watchclub bros...are you here?

>>214282262
No. Anime is actually the cheaper alternative. Hiring a western animation studio is genuinely very expensive even the result looks like its made in Adobe Flash. Their animators get paid more and there's all sorts of union stuff. Anime you think must've got a bazillion dollars because it looks great was typically made by people working insane hours below minimum wage.

According to McMahan the executives simply wanted it to be and look like a prime time animation. That's why they hired him specifically and why the show looks like that. Prodigy looks like an 3D animated kids show for saturday morning. Paramount executives genuinely tailor the look of specific shows to specific demographics and intended time slots like they're still dealing with broadcast or cable TV.

>>214282458
Of course.

>>214282280
>flat Abbigail Shapiro
My peepee was disappointed when it found out the truth.

>>214282486
Based. Let's go. This is a good one from what I remember

An Odo never forgets

>>214282505
I remember it being decent but not great. We shall see.

>>214277762
Enterprise should have gotten 7 seasons instead of Voyager

>>214282534
If there was a DS9 fighting game that would be Odo's victory animation

>>214282638
There is a decent side scroller for the SNES, Crossroads of Time, one of the more enjoyable old school console Trek games

>>214282661
The Sega version is better

Man Quark dies and the whole station turns out to try to revive him

>>214281868
there's nothing there

what is a Cardassian groat?

>>214282758
I think you need a VISOR

This is the beginning of Rom being an idiot instead of a piece of shit.

>>214282481
>Prodigy looks like an 3D animated kids show for saturday morning. Paramount executives genuinely tailor the look of specific shows to specific demographics and intended time slots like they're still dealing with broadcast or cable TV.
Clearly, because Saturday Morning cartoons are not a thing anymore and haven't been for decades

>>214282499
How was it fooled? >>214282280 is clearly a MtF tranny

>>214282758
>how can she slap
Perhaps your vision needs to be corrected.

>>214282780
I think you need some taste, she's got no ass to speak of compared to la'an or #1

Some peak Dukat in this scene and I'd forgotten about it

>>214282834
I like jewesses.

>>214282835
ah yes I remember when the emotionally restrained monk race used to slap each other instead of using logic

>>214281750
Who? Who are you talking about? The what?

>>214282870
I was just thinking about how later on in the show they make him out as literally Hitler but here in season 2 here they have him being actually reasonable like he always claimed he was

>>214281835
B A S E D

>>214282907
Ignore him. He will Charles "Trip" Tucker III himself out eventually.

>>214282907
toontroon is having a mental illness episode again, shadowboxing ghosts in his head

>>214282857
She’s got a cute white girl butt and struts around in a tight jumpsuit hungry for half Vulcan dick.

Fun fact: there was a cut scene that implied Dukat and Pallra had just had sex. It was cut for time.

>>214282897
But are the rules still in play when you are in someone else’s body?

so that episode was just pointless? why even bother doing a metron/gorn thing instead of some other species that they don't have to reset

>>214283099
I like when this dude appeared and said

>"I TRIED TO DISCOVERRRR, A LITTLE SOMETHING TO
>MAKE
>ME
>SWEEETAAAH"

the lads

Kira is so interesting because like...because Gul Dukat put Odo in charge of this he already is basically a collaborator by that fact alone. But Odo is genuinely and dispassionately pursuing the truth without any bias, so far. doesn't matter to Kira though. she's just really far gone and entrenched in her mindset. makes it make more sense how even later on she doesn't even forgive her own mother who was actually just as much of a victim as she was. the hate is too strong.

>>214282907
Here are the two threads where the Janny Thanos Snap had the largest effect:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214187580 (495/133 -> 298/88)
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214196665 (367/78 -> 315/69)
>>214282949
>>214282959
Ah, I see they're here, but they're mostly behaving. Thank goodness; their schtick was getting tiresome.

>>214283199
well kira was a terrorist, straight up. they call her that specifically for a reason. they weren't just hitting military targets, they were bombing women and children

you have to hate pretty unreasonably to be able to do that stuff

>>214283199
Just proof that womanbrain knows no species distinctions. Maybe she's Bajoran, but she's even more of a woman. She is not logical or consistent.

choose a fighter

>>214282821
Exactly, but when they actually were a thing and they were 3D animated, they basically looked like Prodigy. They could've made Prodigy in a fresh and distinct style that takes advantage of modern 3D animation methods and lets the studio explore new ideas or whatever. But no, its a Nickelodeon show so it has to fit the design aesthetics of children's 3D animated shows. They actively think and say things out loud like "make it look like Reboot" even though that show is almost 30 years old and looks like that way because that was the state of 3D animation at the time. That''s the frame of reference these people operate under. When you watch a sitcom like friends or big bang theory, they could easily have made the show in a different style but that multi-camera stageplay look was deliberately picked so people would tune in and instantly go "Ah, a sitcom!" just based on the lighting, the staging, the camera angle, the set design, etc. They don't need to know what channel they're watching, what the plot of the episode is, any of actors names, etc. its all just based on how the show looks due to how its made. TV executives operate on that logic when designing what to make and how it should be made. Goes back decades. Even TOS borrows most of its design language from films like Forbidden Planet. People tuned in and saw a human with a yellow shirt standing next o some paper mache rocks with a gizmo in his hand and they just instantly knew it was a sci-fi show about traveling to alien planets because that's just what the show looks like.

>>214283243
I will leave a kissymark on each one of their giant foreheads

>>214279345
Fucking YES

what are we watching lads

>>214283280
about 70% of the way through Necessary Evil, DS9 S2

>>214283280
Kira's impressive... credentials

>>214283280
TNG S5E15 Cause and Effect

>>214282063
>>214281868
>>214281807
>>214281777
>guy likes girl
>girl rejects guy
>guy moves on and starts dating someone else
>first girl gets megabutthurt about it but pretends she isn't
this has happened to me twice. and i've seen it at least a dozen times with other people i know.

i don't understand women at all.

>>214283280
Currently on S4 of The X-Files

>>214283221
The thread has just gotten better at ignoring and filtering you, retard, you're just as hated as ever

>>214282992
She's got a nonexistent butt and shuffles around in coveralls while yes, being a white woman

>>214283280
The ENT premiere, in a little over an hour

>>214283349
I like the scene when Farmer John blasts the Klingon with a plasma shotgun. 2nd Amendment still going strong in the future.

>>214283243
I choose Weyoun #1, he's the only one armed with a weapon

>>214283301
where

>>214283382
Weyoun 1 isn't ever in the show

>>214277788
>cloud minders again
didn't they play this only a few weeks ago?

>>214283384
The great /trek/ ds9 watchalong uses H&I, a free over the air channel that runs Trek every day in a block, so we watch one episode a day and are going through the whole series >>214277788

>>214283280
odo solve a murder mystery

>>214283280
The Ten Commandments. This might actually be the greatest film ever made.

>>214283345
Speak for yourself retard

>>214283221
What does this have to do with anything?

>>214283410
people confused about Vulcan sex should watch that episode. Spock is horny as fuck for that cloud girl until he finds out she supports apartheid and loses his boner.

>>214283401
There are 5 Weyouns in that image, #1 is the one on the far left and #5 is the one on the far right

>>214283452
last (You) faggot

>>214283452
that great man speaks for all of us

>>214283479
you're trying to troll me but it won't work

Women should be seen and not mind melded.
Your thoughts to my thoughts is a cognizant micro-aggression. This conversation is ovee.

Throw the Q down the well
So my planet can be free

>>214283457
He's literally answering the question? Lot of room temp IQs around here

>>214283515
Ok, let me put it like this
>Choose your fighter
I choose the one with the fork

>>214283413
Computer, how long will the great /trek/ DS9 watchalong take?

>>214283457
Nothing, just "hide" and "ignore" him.

>>214283599
bad choice

>>214283538
>Terran Security

>>214283636
Maybe you should go talk to Worf again

>>214283608
I honestly don't know but TNG is starting over at S1 next week I think so we can do them back to back

>>214283660
>I bRoKe My NoSe

>>214283576
Who's he? Who are you? Why are you going all weeooweeoo loco on us?

if starships have the capability of wiping out entire continents, how come we basically never see any planets getting glassed covenant style, apart from the husnox?

>>214283608
35 weeks and 1 day, or 8 months

I would've much preferred if SNW had the Jim Henson Company make some alien puppets a la The Dark Crystal for an episode, instead of doing an "everyone is a muppet" episode.

>>214283715
Sisko fuckin gassed an entire planet

VOY theme is the tits

>>214283757
That's too boring

>>214283345
I'm not the one getting banned, or getting my posts mass-deleted. Seethe more.

>>214283766
yeah that's pretty famous but it's still inhabitable by spoonies

>>214283757
I thought the Gorn puppet from this last episode was pretty decent. Definitely prefer it to shitty cgi gorns. It is a giant bummer that they're ending the season on a muppet episode. That feels more like an episode 3 sort of gimmick.

>>214283793
Uh, NO
>>214283816
Do we really need to go back in the archives to when you were?

>>214283839
That's the season finale? Lmaooo, how fucking grim

>>214283839
The new Gorn was cool, but then I found out Enterprise did the same thing and they just copied it

>>214283715
It happened in TNG a few times, but not to inhabited planets.
does the Xindi 9/11 count?

>>214283847
Sure, live in the past. That's what geezers do best, after all.

>>214283882
Oh yeah no Kurtzman and Friends don't understand how to do original. But the actors and the sets and stuff aren't bad. All I remember about ENT Gorn is that it was horrible CGI I thought. I remember it being objectively terrible.
The crazy dino face chess playing monster from this episode almost had me caring about it by the end of the episode. Then La'an is like FUCK ITS A GORN lmaoooo

>>214283839
>>214283873
There's one more episode to go though?

Enjoy your broadcast TV while it lasts...
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/traditional-tv-suffers-summer-hell-advertisers-scramble

>10 episode season
this is pathetic, even Breaking Bad has longer seasons.
This is not prestige television. spread out the budgets and make at the very least 15 shows

>H&I isn't available OTA in my area
>only options to stream it are like $30/month
rip

>>214283950
Afaik there's only one episode left this season, yeah. I might be wrong. But past seasons were 10 eps. Yup I just googled it, one episode to go

>>214284011
>>214284018
>>214283950
>>214283873
>>214283839
>penultimate episode of the season
>wasted on a story that will get memory wiped by the metatrons
these writers are fucking hacks

>>214283099
>pointless
like a VOY episode pointless cause everything needs an ending reset? yeah kinda
in terms of making a nice episode? no, it worked really well

I think they shoulda just left fans wondering what the fuck the lights were instead of doing the Metron reveal because Ortegas screaming at the sky about lights would have been a famous moment, but, it doesn't detract too bad; the freeze frame on people getting transported was a cool enough effect to make the trade worth it imo.

Somebody made friends with a Gorn. That's a HUGE forward leap on Gorn development, but since we're walking the line of keeping things to TOS canon they could only push it so far.

>>214284061
>>214284061
>>214284061

>>214283905
>He says, after bringing up things that happened in the past
You're such a pissy lil hypocrite lol

>>214283340
Early X-Files before Duchovny made them move production from Vancouver to LA is peak comfy

>>214284014
there are free streaming websites with hundreds of shows, or you can pirate

>>214283873
no, this is fucking grim

>>214279209
WARP FACTOR BASED

>>214284087
2 days ago vs. how many weeks ago? Your move.

>>214284067
shant be using that

>>214284182

>>214284231
t. slow-moving sore loser

>>214277422
>>214274789 (OP)
Vulcans are basically tsundere space elves
I want to fuck them