Thread 214276803

Why didn't it brap on them when they picked it up with the tongs?

>>214276831
It hadn't sucked on a British person yet

>i too eat next to my biology lab work.
do these writers ever worked a day job?

>>214278551
Yeah, they're just bad at it, like you are with English.

>>214278551
how many outer space ships you been on nigga

>>214278604
two, you little bitch, so what's up?

>>214276831
Only the baby versions release gas?

>>214278604
>how many outer space ships
are you telling me that we achieved interstellar travel but we eat like indians next to work because the writers can't write simple plot points

>>214278551
i have my own office, so yes, i eat around my work. wagies eat in the staff lounge

>>214278914
>t. wuhan batfucker

>>214278551
>experienced scientists acting like retards
welcome back Prometheus

>>214278914
Masturbating and eating Cheetos don't count as work

>>214279746
for you

>>214276803 (OP)
>OOOGA BOOOGA OH NOES ALIEM GIT OUT!!! I SOOOO SMEART SCIENCETIST
This is the show /tv/ keeps raving about?

please tell me that episode 5 is miles above the rest of the episodes

>>214281449
it's miles below

>>214278673
Or maybe it only gasses when it's interrupted from feeding.

>>214276831
was hungry?

What's the eye thing's endgame? Why did it attack the Xeno?

>>214281885
maybe he doesn't like them, they're black

>>214281885
setup for another spinoff rivalry

>>214281449
They put what should've been episode 1 as episode 5 for no reason.

>>214281885
You could tell it was trying to warn the black chick about the bugs getting out. They're showing it's highly intelligent and has its own agenda.

>>214281466
is that even piossible

>>214281449
Its streets ahead.

>>214276803 (OP)
Why store live creatures in breakable glass jars? Don't they have plastic or at least shatterproof glass in the future? This show is so fucking retarded.

>>214278551
Idk, I'm an engineer and I used to drink coffee from a paper cup next to $500k oscilloscopes and spectrum analyzers all the time until they made a stink about it.

>>214284353
Is your oscilloscope a tick the size of centipede?

>>214283439
sounds snoopy

>>214284353
>until they made a stink about it.
well yeah legally you'd need half a century to pay one off, which obviously a stinking pleb like you would never do
since they are hiring scum like you no wonder all the worthy people have john galted

>>214276803 (OP)
Yeah, that was some flimsy nonsense. Also, when the scientist was easily startled and didn't clip the vial in was almost as dumb. This science crew was so inept, I don't believe they would have been able to capture the specimens in the first place.

>>214278551
Probably not a biology lab

Crichton was probably the only author who pranced around all kinds of exotic research labs. Probably that's why he had an early demise too :(

>>214276803 (OP)
>>214278551
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>>214285169
Isnt lousy and dumbfuck scientists THE alien movie trope? Sure is newfriend in here

>>214285262
no they used to be space truckers and space marines and shieeet
the only movie with scientists was prometheus

>>214285352
space convicts (3) space pirates (4) space farmers (covenant) space zoomers (romulus) space trannies (alien earth)

>>214282394
that's what I thought too, but apparently it was trying to distract her so that the bug could get out, according to sources

>Let's put the deadly creatures in tall glass tubes
>tall glass tubes that don't close properly
>on a rickety table
>on a wall socket that requires you to lock it in place but is easily forgotten about except there's a bright red light there but we didn't notice it
>you have to be inside the room to know if the red light is on
>with the deadly creatures

How do you explain the stupidity of these writers? AI?

>>214276803 (OP)
>unlatches its hermetically sealed container from the inside

>>214285897
hermeticism ain't what it used to be

so are they confirming that xenos have bear logic and if you aren't scared and act aggressive it spooks them?

>>214286125
>cute girls are bears
big if true

>>214278551
>do these writers ever worked a day job?

Yes, she's eating a bread sandwich.

>>214286279
the finest Anglo cuisine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

>>214286307
>the eternal penny-pincher

how did they Wuhan get a lab leak they were professional scientists!

>>214285532
they were seemingly harmless she didnt know the eyeball could communicate with the bugs.

>>214286397
they can have the best scientists in the world if their state factories can't manufacture a jar with a lid that seals like it should

>>214286397
to be fair covid was a fake and gay psyop with no real virus so there was never any leak or danger (the covid script was about as dumb as this show).
then it turned out it was just jew media fearmongering to get boomers and retards to take these life shortening turbocancer vaccines.

>>214278551

Wait until you hear about what happens at the Wuhan biolab in Communist China where the Covid virus was leaked from.

>>214286397
Should we tell him?

>>214282394
>You could tell it was trying to warn the black chick about the bugs getting out.
no I couldn't, I'm not retarded

>Morrow is shown to be known to and well-respected by Granny Yutani
>doesn’t just take command the minute the crew start acting retarded
Yawn

>>214288003
>mild cold vs aliens that eat you from the inside

>Secure containment units that open from the inside and are made of regular glass
How do they even manage to make functioning spaceships

>>214278551
That's unironically the most realistic part
The lack of ppe during the surgery bugged me away more
T. Work in a hospital lab

>>214285532
don't forget the glass tubes also break rather easily

>>214276803 (OP)
Hermit is relentlessly handsome.

This show just gets worse each episode, very sad to see, very sad. Can't believe the show produced after the 7th movie was going to be bad. Who knew?

If you don’t like the show why continue watching?

>>214290692
I enjoy hating things.

>>214283603
Plastic gets thinner over time and will degrade

Glass is to this day the most reliable thing to be used tonstore something in

Metal will effect the substance in time and will also degrade like plastic so it's no good for long use

>>214286279
I guess they forgot to pay the jeets to spam that into a meme.

>>214278551
Didn't somebody at the Manhattan Project die from touching a plutonium core because somebody had to have coffee in front of a deadly nuclear experiment?

>>214278673
when will we get this true version of alien based on these original concepts? they always cut the cool stuff and make the final thing lame

>>214278551
I didn't see you complaining with the 9th gate (shit, btw)

>>214282394
hoan hawley said in an imterview the other day that it was trying to distract her, retard

>>214280037
It does for you?