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Why did the Austin Powers series succeed?
Anonymous No.214277632 >>214279919
it was really good and funny
Anonymous No.214277643 >>214294536
I'm not watching a modern sequel.
Anonymous No.214277652
>>214277606 (OP)
oh behave
Anonymous No.214277653
>>214277606 (OP)
It was actually funny.
Anonymous No.214277659 >>214277698
Anonymous No.214277673
>>214277606 (OP)
It was fun and had mass appeal. I wish they made flat-out goofy comedies again.
Anonymous No.214277697
>>214277606 (OP)
Man drink shit from a coffee mug, woman make boob joke, plus there’s a midget. That simple really.
Anonymous No.214277698
>>214277659
also
Anonymous No.214277720 >>214277812 >>214281569 >>214281609 >>214283828 >>214294761 >>214294949 >>214297709
redpill me on why the blackjack scene is so funny. i laugh at it alot but i dont understand it
Anonymous No.214277810 >>214277848
>>214277606 (OP)
I only really liked the first one because I can't stand Fat Bastard
Anonymous No.214277812 >>214277899 >>214283245
>>214277720
cuz it's fucking retarded to stay on 5
Anonymous No.214277848 >>214277998
>>214277810
>I can't stand Fat Bastard
Hit too close to home for you, tubby?
Anonymous No.214277887 >>214279229 >>214284796 >>214285481
The James Bond films were begging for an over the top satire
Anonymous No.214277899
>>214277812
But he lieks to live dangerously.
Anonymous No.214277998
>>214277848
No, I'm frail and malnourished. He just grosses me out.
Anonymous No.214277999 >>214278077
>>214277606 (OP)
Comedians were actually celebrities that had movies made for their comedic style back then. Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Jim Carey etc.. I miss that era. Now it's just Kevin Hart
Anonymous No.214278077
>>214277999
Canada used to be based. What the hell happened to them?
Anonymous No.214278343 >>214283529 >>214285980 >>214291824 >>214292211
>>214277606 (OP)

Mike Myers is a genius and carried the whole movie. He grew up idolizing 1960s British culture on tv in canada then did his homage to a UK that is gone forever. Then he did the love guru.
Anonymous No.214278384
Funny quotable lines that kids could repeat even if they were too young to understand half of the jokes
Anonymous No.214279081 >>214291346 >>214300719
>>214277606 (OP)
The first one is one of the funniest movies ever made. Sequel was pretty good, too. haven't seen Goldmember since it came out.
Anonymous No.214279146 >>214279174
>>214277606 (OP)
What is it about Canadian comedy that has this absurd, chilled out, sometimes passively mean quality to it?
Anonymous No.214279174 >>214279245 >>214279346
>>214279146
Being both the bitch of the UK by technicality since the crown owns them and being owned by America gives them a chip on their shoulder.
Anonymous No.214279229 >>214295125
>>214277887
Having seen Austin Powers first as a kid, I thought it was a ridiculously over the top satirization of 007 with things like Alotta Fagina. Then I watched 007 and it has fucking Pussy Galore in it
Anonymous No.214279245 >>214279269 >>214280439 >>214291865 >>214295768 >>214296553
>>214279174
As a Canadian, I think it's the opposite. Everyone, especially the US, shit on Canada for what seems like no reason, especially since we're basically an irrelevant country with a small population. Most Canadians know this and don't feel too strongly about it. We're patriotic but in the same way Americans are. It creates this sort of attitude of "yeah, well fuck you too buddy." Norm really embodied it, being underestimated makes it hit harder when you actually fire back. Look at how Canadians acted in WWI, for instance.
Anonymous No.214279269
>>214279245
but not in the same way*
Anonymous No.214279346 >>214279403 >>214279545 >>214280566 >>214284505
>>214279174
This.
Canada and Australia both have this thing where they're perpetually butthurt about their sovereignty.
They never actually gained independence, they're still British Commonwealths, they were just granted autonomy over their own affairs because British went bankrupt and couldn't be assed to deal with them anymore.
They're basically independent nations... But not technically. Americans are very, very aware of this, and don't take them seriously because of it. Canadians and Australians choose to forget about it to preserve their self-respect, but honestly, they don't really have any.
They could declare independence at any moment and get away with it, they just don't because they're queers.
Anonymous No.214279403 >>214279488 >>214279489 >>214279492 >>214280884 >>214287369
>>214279346
America's hate for Canada is so strange. It's so transparent that you're compensating for all of the failings of your own country, namely healthcare and the insane levels of nog crime, not to mention nog worship that is a staple of your country's culture.
Anonymous No.214279488 >>214279561 >>214283354 >>214283613 >>214286170 >>214296895 >>214299995 >>214301758
>>214279403
>America's hate for Canada is so strange
nobody in America actually hates Canada bro
you either like Canada or you're indifferent to Canada
your mistaking 4chan bantz with actual sentiment
Anonymous No.214279489 >>214279561
>>214279403
Frankly, I don't hate you guys. I don't even think about you at all until you bring up your country; you're kind of irrelevant, if I'm being honest. We think about you in the same way you probably think about Greece. Since you brought it up, just thought you should know that you're pathetic and nobody gives a fuck about you though.
Anonymous No.214279492
>>214279403
EVERYONE STFU A PAJEET IS DALKING SAAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.214279545 >>214279822
>>214279346
funny coming from Israel's vassal state

you have literally millions of Americans dying for opioids, on the street homeless, kids being shot in school daily, yet billions of $ is being sent to Israel for... reasons
Anonymous No.214279561 >>214279576 >>214279768
>>214279488
>>214279489
Could be worse, I guess.
Anonymous No.214279576 >>214279601
>>214279561
could be
Anonymous No.214279601 >>214279641
>>214279576
I hate when American culture leaks over into the rest of the civilized world.
Anonymous No.214279605
Because it was an extremely apt parody of a popular genre that was at its peak at the time.
Anonymous No.214279641 >>214279684 >>214279795
>>214279601
Anonymous No.214279684
>>214279641
Anonymous No.214279719
Anonymous No.214279743
I saw the original at a drive-in when it was new. It was some of the funniest stuff ever. Everyone there was laughing.
Anonymous No.214279768 >>214279831
>>214279561
>Pic related
OOF, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!
Anonymous No.214279795 >>214279958
>>214279641
Canada is so fked. Celebrating group sex as "pride"? What's next, national hero of hands free orgasm? Sex sells Austin Powers.
Anonymous No.214279822 >>214280059
>>214279545
Why don't you compare your median income to ours, I'll wait.
Every social problem we have, you have except 10x worse, plus you're much, much poorer.
Anonymous No.214279831 >>214279873 >>214292618 >>214294851
>>214279768
It's pretty irrelevant. Our country has like 40 million people in it. We get free healthcare, which is nice. We just need to kick the fucking Indians out and I'll be content. I have no desire to live in the US whatsoever.
Anonymous No.214279873
>>214279831
>It's pretty irrelevant.
Declare your independence then.
OH WAIT, you won't because you're a pathetic weasel, and you'd ahve to face the abject humiliation of pussing out like a fucking punk when UK (Another country shittier than the US.) tells you "No" and you're too yellow to do anything about it, lol.
Anonymous No.214279919
>>214277606 (OP)
>>214277632
fpbp

one of the funniest series
Anonymous No.214279958 >>214280149
>>214279795
America is the one leading the charge with this faggotry. American culture is a cancer that has spread across the entire world. Nog worship, Israel prostration, importing of the third world and fag obsession, that's your country's legacy in 2025. The rest of us need to wise up and collectively reject Americanism in all its forms.
Anonymous No.214280059 >>214280180 >>214283292 >>214283331
>>214279822
>Why don't you compare your median income to ours, I'll wait.
$40k vs $50k USD, not that crazy

>Every social problem we have, you have except 10x worse, plus you're much, much poorer.
is that why the US has had
>dozens of violent protests over the last 20 years
>attempted insurrection to overturn the results of an election
>a president who uses EOs exclusively because he can't pass his batshit policies otherwise
>school shootings weekly
Anonymous No.214280149
>>214279958
based leaf, must be from Alberta
Anonymous No.214280180 >>214280326
>>214280059
>seething leaf
Shut up nigger, why dint you go outside and get raped by a pack of sars
Anonymous No.214280326 >>214280581
>>214280180
US has 10x the prevalence of rape vs. Canada
Anonymous No.214280426
The concept was actually really quite original. It was funny. It was Mike Meyer's prime. It was well written. Say what you will about the sequels, but the first movie deserves probably even more credit than it gets. The Dr. Evil monologue in the group session is pretty much close to perfection.
Anonymous No.214280439 >>214280582
>>214279245
most of the men in canada were some of the most smarmy passive aggressive fucks i've ever came across. like you guys just deliberately try and get under people's skin. the cool guys were bros, though.

>canada in ww1
lmao so you committed some minor war crimes. the fucking british put your boys down. still a fucking dog for the crown, faggot
Goo !!HqyuPhOwxzx No.214280556 >>214291867
Because of the warm liquid Goo phase.
Its why the matrix did so well.
Anonymous No.214280566
>>214277606 (OP)
It's slapstick but also pretty witty

>>214279346
You're looking at it from the wrong angle. It's not being connected to Britain that's the issue, it's not having a glorious moment to point to as the birth of the nation. In Canada's case, they essentially began as the losers of the war that spawned America, only to gradually edge towards independence anyway. Australia, likewise, gradually became independent of Britain through a series of acts of parliament, something far less celebratory (or frankly interesting) than a war against the mother nation. Look at how many now reference the Eureka Rebellion as proof that they were always destined to outgrow British rule
Anonymous No.214280581 >>214280792 >>214283343
>>214280326

Canada has penis control laws.
Anonymous No.214280582 >>214280899
>>214280439
There was never a war between Canada and Britain. Americans are just dumb as fuck and will interpret anyone smarter or better than them (not hard to be) as "smarmy and passive aggressive."
Anonymous No.214280792
>>214280581
what Mike isn't telling you here is he a naturalized US citizen kek
Anonymous No.214280862 >>214283135
>>214277606 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/9Cy3pVqJmbw?si=FnYqulKzP_b2o192
What would you do if Austin Powers showed up in your house
Anonymous No.214280884 >>214280947 >>214291920
>>214279403
>America's hate for Canada is so strange
I live in Maine and have to deal with Canadian tourists every year. I wish all you faggots would learn to drive.
Anonymous No.214280899
>>214280582
im talking about your boys who were executed by the british during WW1 lol
Anonymous No.214280947 >>214295799
>>214280884
I am from Alberta, and I've noticed that people from literally any other province drive like shit. I think it's harder to get a license here or something.
Anonymous No.214281321
It made my pee pee hard
Anonymous No.214281524
Anonymous No.214281569 >>214281609 >>214283828
>>214277720
I too... don't understand it
Anonymous No.214281600
I watched the second one in theaters as a kid and I didn't really get what mojo was. I thought it literally was that smorgasbord of bodily substance that you had to preserve.
Anonymous No.214281609 >>214283631
>>214277720
>>214281569
I feel that way about this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNu5z6h45fQ
Anonymous No.214283135
>>214280862
invite him to stay for tea
Anonymous No.214283190
>Austin Powers visits /gif/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1w85qMqIjs
Anonymous No.214283245 >>214283288 >>214283659 >>214283828 >>214288627
>>214277812
Not if the dealer also has 5
Anonymous No.214283288 >>214283659
>>214283245
All you have to do is hit once and any card will automatically beat 5
Anonymous No.214283292
>>214280059
You will never own a house.
Anonymous No.214283331
>>214280059
I'm not even american but
>insurrection
lol shut up.
Anonymous No.214283343
>>214280581
but i don't want to buy canadian snot
Anonymous No.214283354 >>214283463 >>214284227
>>214279488
>your mistaking 4chan bantz with actual sentiment
While I agree that nobody actually genuinely hates Canada and it's just a gag, American pop culture has been making fun of Canada for decades. It's not a 4chan thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_08QVYgp9U

https://youtu.be/r7IPeilxCOE?t=60
Anonymous No.214283463
>>214283354
These are all pretty good-natured. I have American friends. Bantering is fun. Americans don't realize when you're fucking with them lots of times.
Anonymous No.214283528 >>214284150 >>214284236 >>214288538
Canadians make fun of Canada too.
Anonymous No.214283529 >>214295002 >>214296605
>>214278343
I love it when actors have one notable movie that seems to break them and their careers.
Anonymous No.214283613
>>214279488
I hate and shitpost Canadians as a joke
I in real life don't care if you're actually Canadian lmao
Anonymous No.214283631 >>214283710 >>214283765
>>214281609
the joke is that when engaging in oral sex, the man will often deposit a load of semen into his partner's mouth. at this point the partner has two choices: to spit the semen out, or to swallow it. the woman, after having gotten married, changes her name from spitz to swallows. implying that she used to spit the load out but now she swallows it. the clever part comes in when austin asks about whether her name is spitz or swallows. what he's actually referring to is the act of disposing the load of semen after engaging in oral sex. he appears to be gauging his interest in the sex act with this person on the basis of her answer
Anonymous No.214283659
>>214283245
>>214283288
The dealer has to draw unti he hits 17 or above. So Austin could still win if the dealer busted
Anonymous No.214283710 >>214283765 >>214283964
>>214283631
for added context, many men prefer that their oral sex partner swallow their semen as opposed to spitting it out. it's implied that this aligns with austin's preferences
Anonymous No.214283765
>>214283631
>>214283710
For me, it's the contemplative little "hm" he does at the end of the quote. I don't know exactly what it's meant to convey, but it cracks me up every time.
Anonymous No.214283828 >>214290963 >>214291179 >>214291623
>>214277720
>>214281569
>>214283245
Do you mother fuckers not know how to play black jack? Goal is to get 21. If you and the dealer both show five both of you are gonna hit at least once. Odds are dealer will bust or stop at 17 so realistically they’re hitting once and taking your money. You’d be a damn fool to not hit on five unless you’re counting cards and trying to get the player next to you a high card or some bullshit.

And that’s the joke. Even a retard would’ve hit.
Anonymous No.214283964 >>214284024
>>214283710
why do men like that anyway?
Anonymous No.214284024
>>214283964
In one word: acceptance
Anonymous No.214284102
>>214277606 (OP)
Im guessing the hypnotic pattern right behind him had something to do with it
Anonymous No.214284133
>>214277606 (OP)
No pajeets. Notice how Myer's career went to the shitter when he played a pajeet?
Anonymous No.214284150
>>214283528
hows it goin eh?
Anonymous No.214284227
>>214283354
>https://youtu.be/r7IPeilxCOE?t=60
Ryan Reynolds is Canadian
Anonymous No.214284236 >>214284684
>>214283528
Those caricatures are unfortunately so far removed from your average canadian now that they're moot.
Anonymous No.214284338
The Tom Cruise intro was fucking kino. No one in the cinema expected it.

Yeah baby
Anonymous No.214284437
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR
Anonymous No.214284451
>>214277606 (OP)
it did not insist upon itself
Anonymous No.214284505 >>214284592
>>214279346
I like being in the Commonwealth, I don't know any white person who's bitter about it at all, even if they don't like the monarchy. No first world country is independent you retard everybody trades with everybody. When America stops outsourcing to India and China like everybody else you can start to call yourself independent.
Anonymous No.214284592 >>214284661
>>214284505
>When America stops outsourcing to India
lmao there isn't really a market for cow shit here Sukdeep
Anonymous No.214284661 >>214284767
>>214284592
I'm talking about things like customer """"""""""""""support""""""""""""""" centres and labour.
Anonymous No.214284684 >>214293738
>>214284236
Not true. Trailer Park Boys is a slightly more modern take of the layabout Canadian. I see guys like this all the time.
Anonymous No.214284767
>>214284661
drone strike them
Anonymous No.214284796 >>214291387
>>214277887
>The James Bond films were begging for an over the top satire

My god, did I really want to like Spy Hard... I even saw it at the cinema opening night.
https://youtu.be/F7KMMxAQp8I?list=RDF7KMMxAQp8I
Anonymous No.214285372
>>214277606 (OP)
ghetto blacks loved austin powers. it hit the hood so hard
https://youtu.be/BEvyuub_p_s?si=5xFNs80FhAunFAfe
Anonymous No.214285481
>>214277887

There were several james bond parodies in the 1960s when the bond films were new. The derreck flint films with James Cobern, the Matt Helm films with Dean Martin and the Get Smart TV series. All of them were very over the top and very successful.

https://youtu.be/0XFeQfeAXuo

The difference was that those early parodies were made during the 60s while the Austin powers films were made 30 years later and were a parody of the 60s themselves.
Anonymous No.214285980
>>214278343
Wayne's World was a great movie. Young adults who probably enjoyed audio and video and the early 90's late 80's culture. Really hits close to home. The sequel was great too. Both were funny.
Anonymous No.214286170 >>214286255 >>214297436
>>214279488
>refutes your argument
Anonymous No.214286255
>>214286170
Are you really saying Trump does not like the bantz?
Anonymous No.214287369
>>214279403
It's the exact opposite most Americans know nothing about and have no interest in Canada to the point that American kids believe Canadians speak their own language. Usually because their only exposure is tourists near Niagara Falls. All the vitriol is from Canadians to Americans over things that citizens largely have no control over such as this tariff situation. Both countries are entirely the same except for Montreal i.e. actual Canadians. If you ask the average American what they think of Canadians "they're nice!" vice versa "stupid gullible cheap etcetcetc". I say this as a dual citizen it's firmly Canadians who have a 1-sided hatred of the USA.
Anonymous No.214287506
>>214277606 (OP)
Because it managed to spin the James Bond franchise atop its head in a witty fashion which was done with very good craft.
It'd never fly today
Anonymous No.214288330
It was a bit of a cultural phenomenon.
Anonymous No.214288538
>>214283528
yeah, canadians used to be pretty darn funny
Anonymous No.214288571 >>214290933
I was extremely surprised to learn that Goldmember was a success. I had always been under the impression it was a flop no one liked.
Anonymous No.214288627
>>214283245
The highest card you can get is 10/11 so it is incredibly dumb to not hit on 5 no matter the context
>5 plus 10 = 15
Still not a good hand but its better than 5
Anonymous No.214290462
>>214277606 (OP)

Because Mike Myers is talented and funny.
Anonymous No.214290933
>>214288571
???
Anonymous No.214290963
>>214283828
>Even a retard would’ve hit.
them retards sure love to hit
Anonymous No.214291113
When Mike Myers stole Dr. Evil from the ever more talented Dana Carvey.
Anonymous No.214291179
>>214283828
Explain again but less complicated
Anonymous No.214291346 >>214291478
>>214279081
Trvke. I strongly feel that the sequels haven't aged as well as the first movie. Shagged Me has its moments, but Goldmember is overly indulgent and self-referential. I mean, you guys remember The Osbournes, right?
Anonymous No.214291374
>>214277606 (OP)
They were funny as hell
Anonymous No.214291387
>>214284796
>My god, did I really want to like Spy Hard
It's been such a long time since I last saw it that I wonder how well it'll hold up. I remember seeing it when I was in highschool (when it aired on free to air TV) and remember enjoying it like I did most Leslie Nielsen movies, but saw it again as an adult and found it to be a lamer Wrongfully Accused.
Anonymous No.214291478 >>214291541
>>214291346
Pardon me for being ancient.
Does >trvke now just mean "I agree"?
I thought it was a portmanteau of truth and nuke, with the faux-soulful Roman u/v, so it had to be weightier than just "what this guy said."
Anonymous No.214291541 >>214291594
>>214291478
>Pardon me for being ancient.
I'm old enough to remember when the Soviet Union was still a thing. But yes, it's shorthand for "emphatic agreement"
Anonymous No.214291594 >>214291622
>>214291541
Same bro. Thanks for clarifying.
Anonymous No.214291605
>>214277606 (OP)
because of these scene transitions (they weren't in the third one...)
Anonymous No.214291622
>>214291594
Trooth Bombz "Black in the Dayz" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM No.214291623 >>214302142
>>214283828
The goal is to beat the dealer. If somebody else is playing at the same time as you and they have a 20/21 then you can make your gamble that the dealer will break trying to beat or tie them. The dealer has to his, they can't stay on a 15 or whatever losing to somebody's 21 but beating your 5. So if you think the dealer is going to break then you have no reason to hit.
Anonymous No.214291824 >>214292795
>>214278343
Pretty insane that just 20 years ago you could make a movie where the white male star larps as an Indian guru and nobody gives a shit.
Anonymous No.214291836 >>214300150
>>214277606 (OP)
Anonymous No.214291865
>>214279245
>Most Canadians know this and don't feel too strongly about it.
Do you live in the woods or something? Our fellow leafs are the most prideful, sensitive faggots you will ever meet, and are constantly seething at the US out of jealousy. The last however many months especially, since the tariffs.

Even back in high school I remember my friends coping about the US with the usual bullshit of "muh guns" "muh healthcare" "muh racism"
Anonymous No.214291867
>>214280556
It's from Demolition Man actually.
Anonymous No.214291874
There's so many hilarious lines/moments
>one million dollars!
>my father would womanize, he would drink, he made outrageous claims liked he invented the question mark
>random task
I don't know people don't lose their shit while performing these scenes. I certainly couldn't without laughing.
Anonymous No.214291920
>>214280884
It's the Quebecois. They cannot drive, I don't know what it is, but I live in Ontario and 9/10 times I see a frog they are doing something stupid on the road. I don't understand it myself.
Anonymous No.214292037 >>214292063
Mike Myers

Forced into shape by his own rules.
Fat to fighting machine.
Has empathy with people fucked for whatever reason. Abducts them and gets them into shape. At the end of his effort on them they decide whether or not to punish him for giving his time to them.

They do. Fuckheads.

Secret underground lair continues as feds cry on national internet about how they exorcised in simulations, became heroes in them, and that blended onto other missions. They were innocent eating animals, coomfortable and content on the way to their death, who cares one day it's over. He does. Fuck heads.

The poofters pick up pitch forks and go hunting for a scapegoat or savior, a presence upgrading them, mob hungry to be taken as heroes themselves. For some reason don't see a good example as inspiration. More like competition that collects all the pussy.

Monkey with a speaker (megaphone) spreads the virus of stupidity and cowardice. Pride. What do we want: Fried Chicken! When do we want it? Baa.

Mike Myers steps out of the shadow. The shape. Man. What their imitation can't fill.

They see if they can David Lynch him. They can. He's terrifying to them. Strange. Incomprehensible. Right. He is deserving and they are not. He preserves people from being corrupted by them. Still forever pure. They outside, untouching, not a part of the pure's world.

The undeaerving of a name shout and aimper to be let in. They are unheard as music. They are rap, heavy metal etc. Worthless.

Michael takes the prey of them away to a war, applied saving others. The history and hardship makes their enemy obvious as unlike them. Enemy are ignored. Nice and great things built. Annoyance trying to be prominant, take credit and bring effort down don't succeed. Earning diatinction from enemy remains a nescessity expected to be acheived by kids as they become adults. A choice, be themselves or join plague.

Protection offered by all sides, but from the enemy it's to buy their kind fortified instead of substance
Anonymous No.214292063 >>214292380
>>214292037
Anonymous No.214292087
we're now further away from the release of the first Austin Powers movie than the Austin Powers movie was from the 60s
Anonymous No.214292103 >>214292109 >>214292180
>>214277606 (OP)
If Austin Powers was made today, it would be about a person from 1995 transferred into the current year.
Anonymous No.214292109 >>214292130
>>214292103
But I'm already here
Anonymous No.214292117
>There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and The Dutch.
It's such a dumb joke, but it's one of my favourites.
Anonymous No.214292130 >>214292151
>>214292109
Welcome.
Anonymous No.214292151
>>214292130
I don't like it
Anonymous No.214292180
>>214292103
That would be pretty funny though.
>Why do I have to put my pronouns on this medical form? Can’t they see I’m a dude?
>Some people are nonbinary. They don’t identify as male or female!
>That’s retarded
>Woah buddy did you just do a heckin ableism???
Anonymous No.214292211 >>214296733
>>214278343
The Love Guru is an homage to modern-day Britain
Anonymous No.214292380
>>214292063

Hexenkraft - Prince of Darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ3oimLRrGk
Anonymous No.214292408
Chill Collins - Vercetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BrMht6rT9Y
Anonymous No.214292618 >>214294117
>>214279831
>free healthcare
You mean the state sponsored euthanasia?
Anonymous No.214292795
>>214291824
People did give a shit at the time. Hindus were freaking out that they had to give poos advanced screenings to determine if it was in bad taste.
Anonymous No.214293738
>>214284684
Get out of the trailer park.
Anonymous No.214293868
Because its hypnotic MK Ultra programming.
Anonymous No.214293890
>>214277606 (OP)
It was funny and it completely wrecked decades of Bond self-fellating

>We had to destroy the myth because Mike Myers fucked us - I am a huge Mike Myers fan, so don't get me wrong - but he kind of fucked us
https://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/articles/interview-daniel-craig-interview-foreshadows-bond-24
Anonymous No.214294117 >>214296496
>>214292618
no, the free healthcare
Anonymous No.214294425 >>214294979 >>214295232
>>214277606 (OP)
Funny, with iconic characters and jokes. The only problem with them, much like with Wayne's World, is Mike Myers' fixation on filling them with timely jokes, which makes them age like milk. References to Jerry Springer and the Osbornes and shit like that. It's like those old Looney Tunes cartoons that would have Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre and shit in them. It really drives home how old those things are.
Anonymous No.214294536
>>214277643
are you open to squeakuels?
Anonymous No.214294678
>>214277606 (OP)
High quality parody of a very popular series. Easy to write for, too, so the fact it was high quality in jokes isn't surprising.
Anonymous No.214294761 >>214295882
>>214277720
So in blackjack you need your numbers to add to 21.

All numbers equal their actual numbers except face cards are worth 10 except the ace which is 11 OR 1.

Hitting on 19 is stupid BUT if you are feeling lucky there is still a 8/52 chance you increase your position.

Standing on 5 defies ALL logic of the game. Worst case scenario you get an ace, 11 bringing you to 16... a not bad hand.

Unlike hitting on 19 there is NO scenario where hitting on 5 can hurt you. Not even a 1/52 you will bust. 0% chance to bust on 5. THATs why its hilarious.

He isnt living dangerously he is being retarded.
Anonymous No.214294851
>>214279831
>We get free healthcare, which is nice.
Enjoy waiting 18 months for your appointment, bro
Anonymous No.214294949
>>214277720
I like how even the dealer is like "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?"
Anonymous No.214294979 >>214295055
>>214294425
The Wayne's World movies are full of references to things that were popular for a month in 1991. So they come off as bizarre non-sequiturs that have nothing to do with the plot. Was there no one to tell Mike "Don't put in a parody of a commercial that will be out of rotation by the time the movie hits theaters"?
Anonymous No.214295002
>>214283529
Dude had a good run on SNL, Wayne's World, Austin Powers, and Shrek under his belt. In his position, I'd be fine taking that kind of legacy, and riding off into the sunset.
Anonymous No.214295055 >>214295166
>>214294979
>Nuprin. Little...Yellow...Different

That was only funny because I remembered that commercial as a kid. It's kind of weird being on the opposite side of the boomer wall now, and having to explain the old references to zoomers and gen-a's like my dad used to have to do with me in the 90s when the Simpsons or MST3K would reference something from the 60s.
Anonymous No.214295125
>>214279229
Funnily enough, the Austin Powers character is a parody of the much less remembered Harry Palmer, who was played by Michael Caine (hence Michael Caine playing his father). But the Harry Palmer movies aren't as spoofable as James Bond.
Anonymous No.214295166 >>214295868
>>214295055
The other day I saw a little boy in a Bart Simpson shirt. He was either watching classic Simpsons that were made in a world that no longer exists. Or modern zombie Simpsons that can only reference and call back to the classic era.
Anonymous No.214295232 >>214295304
>>214294425
But Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre are legendary actors that anyone who is even slightly into classic cinema would know.
The Jerry Springer reference I'd let pass because it was such an iconic show, also if you don't get it the scene is still funny for being set in a talkshow; while the Osbornes reference is way too timely and has indeed aged like milk.

It's not that you can't make some timely references, the gag just has to stand on its own and it should be something that's likely to be remembered and not just some flavor-of-the-month.
Anonymous No.214295304 >>214296991
>>214295232
>But Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre are legendary actors that anyone who is even slightly into classic cinema would know.

And guess what they aren't watching. Cartoons.
Anonymous No.214295349
>>214277606 (OP)
It was well done and released in a dry period of bond films.
Anonymous No.214295375
>>214277606 (OP)
Because the Brosnan movies were absolute crap and Myers capitalized big on that
Anonymous No.214295768
>>214279245
Your son of Castro Prime Ministrel gave away all your gold and you're being outbred by chinks and Poos (tbf I have a poo problem in my area as well it sucks) donno what Canadians have to be proud of, gone are the days of The Mountie pro wrestler
Anonymous No.214295799
>>214280947
You have an actual winter and bad weather so it makes people slow down and be more cautious, that's my theory.
Anonymous No.214295868 >>214297773
>>214295166
There's literal 20 year old tiktok whores like Jropes who are wearing Nirvana smiley face t-shirts.
Anonymous No.214295882
>>214294761
Well being retarded can be dangerous
Anonymous No.214296496
>>214294117
It's not "free", dumbass. It's paid for by those who work and pay taxes (not you).
Anonymous No.214296553
>>214279245
You people never fought for your freedom, you were cut loose from and empire that no longer had need of you. Your retarded politics are constantly seeping into the US and soon Canada will just be a satellite of India.
Anonymous No.214296605 >>214297139
>>214283529
Turns out it's kinda hard to keep making projects when you're a complete asshole on set and no one likes being around you. There's a reason Sandler is still making movies even if they're garbage
Anonymous No.214296648 >>214297132
>>214277606 (OP)
>Fat Bastard's weight and build were considered so grotesque, earthshaking and unnatural ithey could only befit a movie monster henchman
Anonymous No.214296733
>>214292211
Indians in Britain aren't new retard.
Anonymous No.214296895
>>214279488
There are mutts in this thread who clearly seethe about Canada kek.
Anonymous No.214296991
>>214295304
>he doesn't like old Warner cartoons
Sorry you don't have a soul
Anonymous No.214297132
>>214277606 (OP)
So the Love Guru could fall.
>>214296648
>this was considered fat in 1999
Anonymous No.214297139
>>214296605
>There's a reason Sandler is still making movies even if they're garbage

The reason is because production companies sell distribution rights before the movies exist. A Chinese (for example) TV or theater network gives Sandler's company (for example) $100,000,000 for 3 movies, which will play on Chinese TV and in Chinese theaters. It's like a music deal. We'll compensate you for 3 future full-length albums. Hence, Sandler shitting out crappy movies.
Anonymous No.214297436
>>214286170
rent free
Anonymous No.214297675
>>214277606 (OP)
Cause historical cultural parody works best when it's about 30 years old.
People really thirsting for a parody of the mid-90s, look how did Five Nights at Freddy's did. Now what if you did something that would appeal to people who were there for Barney and Grunge and Boy Bands.
Anonymous No.214297709
>>214277720
There is no scenario in which it makes sense to stay on 5, that’s why it’s funny
Anonymous No.214297773
>>214295868
Nirvana and Green Day are the Zoomer T-Shirt bands. They wear that shit like Millennials wore Ramones and Metallica T-Shirts and shit.
Go outside near any college and you'll see it.
Anonymous No.214297821
>>214277606 (OP)
I wonder if it would've succeeded if Colin Quinn accepted the part of Austin's son.
Anonymous No.214298488
>>214277606 (OP)
the material and jokes were funny enough on their own that even if you didn't recognize what they were parodying it was still funny
Anonymous No.214299995 >>214300043 >>214300138
>>214279488
seriously. who ever actually thinks about canada enough to hate it, unless they're talking about french canadians those people actually suck.
Then again they are french.
Anonymous No.214300043 >>214300114
>>214299995
>seriously. who ever actually thinks about canada enough to hate it
Trump?
Anonymous No.214300077
It's funny. It parodies James Bond, but you don't need to know anything about James Bond or its tropes for it to still be funny.
Anonymous No.214300114
>>214300043
>Trump?
He doesn't think about leafland, he thinks about how much he wants them to bow down to his tariffs. It's not about hate, but ego.
Anonymous No.214300138 >>214300155
>>214299995
>who ever actually thinks about canada enough to hate it,
Canadians.
Anonymous No.214300150 >>214300206 >>214300307
>>214291836
Why did he dress like that? Never saw any bond, not ever Roger Moore, dressed like Austin Powers.
Anonymous No.214300155
>>214300138
>Canadians.
Why would anyone care what they think?
Anonymous No.214300206
>>214300150
Spies are supposed to blend in. Austin Powers always dresses extremely garishly, the opposite of blending in.
Anonymous No.214300307
>>214300150
It was more a parody of the Swinging 60s style than James Bond. Sort of the ultimate contrast to what was popular in the late-90s and early-00s when the movies were made. You put a guy dressed like Connery into the 1990s he looks well dressed. You put a guy dressed like Austin Powers in the 90s and he looks garish.
Anonymous No.214300425 >>214300450 >>214300693
According to wikipedia, Austin Powers' look was inspired by pic related, a long forgotten British spy show that only had a couple of seasons.
Anonymous No.214300450
>>214300425
It fits pretty well.
Anonymous No.214300606
I'm going to cross the street and get you some orange sherbet
Anonymous No.214300693 >>214301128
>>214300425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-G45BziZy0
Anonymous No.214300719
>>214279081

Goldmemeber had some really funny scenes. I actually think the first Austin Powers movie was weaker than the others even though elizabeth hurley was the best girl but Austin really needed mini me his sidekick.

https://youtu.be/SjnWOnJK-zw?si=EEweC_zNN8A-XbXh
Anonymous No.214301128
>>214300693
Thought for sure that was some AI joke but fuck (er, rape), it's real.
Anonymous No.214301625
Sexo women like Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley
Anonymous No.214301758 >>214302366
>>214279488
I genuinely despise Canadians. Try growing up with that stupid ass trend of people acting like they're the nicest people in the world. Don Cherry is really cool though. I just think most Canadians are like his faggot co-host that threw him under the rug.
Love Avril too.
Anonymous No.214301784
>disentangling yourself from lorne and snl moneygrabbing shitty movies=success
Anonymous No.214301811
Why is there an OP asking erroneous questions at all hours of the day?
Anonymous No.214302142
>>214291623
Dealer doesn't "play" the game or try to beat players. He just follows fixed rules, hits until he reaches 17 or above or bust. It doesn't matter how many players there are or what their hands are.

If you have 5, your friend is 20 and the dealer gets 19, he will stay there. He won't hit and try to draw a 2. Your friend will win and you will lose your hand

Staying at 5 doesn't make sense because it relies on dealer busting which is not that likely (if it was, everyone would stay)
Anonymous No.214302366
>>214301758
I hated her ever since
>"I ain't never gonna cover up that tattoo"
trashy bitch wants to rope others into her dumb decision