Thread 214278929

Why is it impossible to enjoy a movie while flying?

usually because I'm too drunk

BANE?

I watched Paddington 2 on a flight. Was comfy. Just pick easy watching stuff.

>>214278929 (OP)
>Not posting bestgirl
Shame on you

>>214279127
Is that Mary Boberrh

>>214278929 (OP)
Post the webm nigga.

>>214279127
i love boberry, but at what point does this become a hazard in the event of a crash/fire?

>>214279259
crazy how all these problems aren't enough to make her stop stuffing her face.

>In some countries (e.g., Canada), legal rulings require airlines to provide an extra seat free of charge for passengers who need it due to obesity (considered a disability under Canadian law).
canada is stupid

>>214279835
Does the passenger have to check a special box while booking or does whoever booked the seat next to the whale just get thrown off the plane?

>>214280008
2. At the check-in or boarding gate

Airline staff don’t weigh or measure passengers.

The “test” is whether you can sit in the seat with the armrests down and fasten the seatbelt (with or without a seatbelt extender).

If you can’t, staff may discreetly ask you to purchase an additional seat.

>>214279259
what is that thing on her side

>>214278929 (OP)
Luggage weight limits are a meme if that fucking thing is allowed onboard

>>214281576
Fairly certain it is an oxygen source since she is large enough her lungs won't be able to supply her body sufficiently from normal air.

>>214281576
nacho cheese intubator

>>214279127
>>214278929 (OP)

They can't wipe properly.

>>214279127
>>214279259

>be me
>visit my cousin living in the US
>see these monstrosities for the first time at Walmart
>mouth agape I was literally flabbergasted seeing them, like how the fuck can you get that big that you need a mobility scooter to move
>my cousin noticed me that I was staring hard and nudged me
>still can't forget those monstrosities up to this day.

man, the US is literally something.

>>214278929 (OP)
ooOOOoohh saaaaaay caaaaan yoooouuuu seeeeeee

>>214281576
a sleep apnea machine that stops her from suffocating when she sleeps.

>>214280992
>staff may discreetly ask you to purchase an additional seat.
what if it's a full flight?

God, I hate fat people.

>>214279259
SHE'S A BIG GIRL

>>214281713
i can't actually, because of the gigantic fat bitch in front of the window

>>214278929 (OP)
Too busy having sex

>>214278929 (OP)
I don't know any people this fat, but I have questions.
Do they have to pay for an extra seat? They fucking should. This is insane.

>>214282302
>inspecting the plane
She is looking for snacks

>>214278929 (OP)
>can't be charged for a carry on if you carry it within you

>>214282302
Fucking disgusting. Imagine what she looks like naked, gross. The only way I could get an erection around her would be if I could beat the shit out of that fucking dog.

>>214282589
>Imagine what she looks like naked, gross
https://realbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=graciebon

>>214282670
I aint clickin that shit NIGGA

>>214282670
How is her bung hole so clean?

>>214282670
Based anon deliverer but that's fucking nasty man

>>214281664
exactly

>>214282670
I shouldn't have clicked that.

>>214282589
>>214282670
not clicking that but surely they just inflated the pants with air

>>214283137
They truly did not, they inflated her ass with flesh and plastic

>>214282670
Why anons saying not to click this?

>>214283237
creates mustard gas

>>214278929 (OP)
>Why is it impossible to enjoy a movie while flying?
I feel the opposite, you're stuck so you may as well enjoy it.
Watched Boyhood and George Lucas's Strange Magic on a 12 hours flight. Good movies

>>214283237
little zoomies never heard of a booru outside of rule34

>>214279127
Why can't I get seated next to her when I fly :(

>>214283363
Are boorus bad now??

>>214278971
What's appealing about getting drunk while you're stuck sitting in one spot for hours crammed next to strangers?

>>214279259
>plus size
Nigga on the XXXL

>>214279259
>plus sized
Lmao. Euphemisms and lack of specific categories have ruined the modern world.

>>214279259
Bitch even normal people hate those things about flying. YOU ARE TOO FAT.

>>214283378
No, zoomers are just retarded like always.

>>214279754
This. If you're so fucking fat you can get stuck in the g'damn aisle, you are a fucking safety hazard and have NO g'damn business flying.

>>214279835
>canada is stupid
It's just a globalist patsy nation now, as was the U.S. under Biden.

>>214282779
I cleaned it with my tongue

>>214279259
>Plus size
More like exponent size

>>214283389
>What's appealing about getting drunk while you're stuck sitting in one spot for hours crammed next to strangers?
Not having to be sober while stuck sitting in one spot for hours crammed next to strangers

>>214281684
>the US is literally something.

The U.S. is the first nation to go full industrial commercialization of food and beverages. Once industry figured out they could make easy money buying cheap ingredients to sell sugar, salt and fats to people, it created a literal monster resulting in the fat-pidemic we have here today. No other nation in history has had access to the availability of so much garbage food in so many places 24 hours a day.

The sad part is that the world is catching up.

>>214279754
you'd be surprised at what plus sized people can do in a crisis

>>214282302
Looks like something I would want to kill.

The best thing to do on a flight is listen to podcasts and fall asleep.

>>214278929 (OP)
Why is our food poison? This is not achievable natty.

>>214283919
>Why is our food poison?
It isn't. We STILL have excellent whole foods, however, we also have a bunch of garbage that people CHOOSE over whole foods, and that's the problem.

>>214282670
She's not even disgusting with skin folds and wrinkly ass, what's with those proportions though. I don't think my 4 inch dick can even make it near her vagina.

>>214284154
her bf is pretty small too you'd be fine

>>214282302
i wonder if there is anyone on the planet who thinks this is legit, like she is gonna ride a cesna from NY to LA.

>>214284726
I wanna chuck that bitch out the plane

I watched Rear Window on an airplane once. We landed just as the climax started

>>214281684
Americans are absolutely grotesque and you don't appreciate it until you visit other countries.

>>214281684
First time i flew back from the US to europe i sat next to this really fat american girl and about an hour into the flight i noticed my arm was getting wet and sweaty and realized I hadn't had my arm on the armrest but on her flabs that were flowing over and under the armrest. Pretty awkward. We didn't say anything but I kept my arm cramped up in my lap after that which is shitty enough being a 6'2" dude on a plane. We'd been making some small talk the whole time but i just didn't notice.

>>214279259
>plus size issues
>Breaking the toilet

>>214284896
I moved to the US 9 years ago and I still don't understand how people can go outside wearing sweatpants/shorts, slippers barefoot, shitty t-shirts and a ball cap without feeling embarrassed about how fucking trashy they look. I wouldn't even go to the mailbox wearing that shit because someone might see me.

I cant believe "plus sizes airplane seating" is even something we are discussing in 2025. We were supposed to have flying cars by now.

>>214282670
not as bad as I envisioned, her pussy actually looks all right.

>>214286599
the only thing that moves time forward is money

Women really love traveling. Even the morbidly obese ones. Nothing will stop a woman from traveling.