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Anonymous No.214283751 >>214283883 >>214284051 >>214284106 >>214284179 >>214284830 >>214285437 >>214287299 >>214288308 >>214288335 >>214289605 >>214289725
This is the most based movie ever, but /tv/ isn't ready for this discussion. (or is it?)
Anonymous No.214283883 >>214283893 >>214283974
>>214283751 (OP)
Explain why.
Anonymous No.214283893
>>214283883
The director is obsessed with murdering women.
Anonymous No.214283974 >>214285516 >>214290721
>>214283883
It's a movie about a witch who got kicked out of several european countries and then starts a covenant in germany and turns it into a dancing school and kills everyone who offends her and her witches.
Anonymous No.214284051 >>214284167 >>214285939 >>214287843 >>214288826
>>214283751 (OP)
It was quite shit. Only thing noteworthy was the colors.

Plot is shit, acting is terrible, especiallythe lead, most of it is poorly dubbed and phoned in, even the English speakers deliver their lines so flatly that I thought they were dubbed too.

Rosemary's Baby came out a decade prior and yet accomplished everything Suspira failed to do.
Anonymous No.214284106
>>214283751 (OP)
its regularly discussed by kinophiles here
Anonymous No.214284167
>>214284051
low IQ plotfag detected
Anonymous No.214284179
>>214283751 (OP)
I think it's time we have this discussion whether /tv/ wants to or not.
Anonymous No.214284438 >>214284695 >>214287209
you know its good when the jews do a remake in order to hide the original
Anonymous No.214284695
>>214284438
I'll never forgive that literal faggot for remaking it under the same exact name.
Anonymous No.214284830 >>214285026 >>214285329 >>214285342 >>214285348 >>214287553 >>214287945
>>214283751 (OP)
The remake was better (by just a bit)
Anonymous No.214284991 >>214285366 >>214285573 >>214287247 >>214287471 >>214288661 >>214288702 >>214291045
/tv/ is an Argento board.
Anonymous No.214285026 >>214285316 >>214285348
>>214284830
Correct! And Harperposter is almost as deranged as Gadonspammer.
Anonymous No.214285316 >>214285348
>>214285026
I'm flattered!
Anonymous No.214285329
>>214284830
No
It was just a glorified porno
The original is an actual film
Anonymous No.214285342 >>214288176
>>214284830
Based. I really enjoyed both but I find myself watching the remake more than the original these days.
Anonymous No.214285348 >>214285537
>>214284830
>>214285026
>>214285316
dont respond to yourself, its unbecoming
Anonymous No.214285366 >>214285537
>>214284991
9 please for the love of god
Anonymous No.214285437 >>214285636 >>214285984
>>214283751 (OP)
i didnt like it that much
i watched all these but i liked deep red the most i think

demons were fun too but i dont remember which was better

i do like the concept of the mothers tho
Anonymous No.214285474
DUDE COLORS LMAO
Anonymous No.214285516 >>214285700 >>214286547
>>214283974
wow I thought it was about a girl that gets trapped in a witch house
Anonymous No.214285537
>>214285348
>>214285366
Take your meds ASAP.
Anonymous No.214285573
>>214284991
rollin
Anonymous No.214285636 >>214286444
>>214285437
I'm surprised other posters actually save this shit, much less under the same filename lol. Don't be surprised if it ends up being a /hor/ edition next month.
Anonymous No.214285700
>>214285516
This happens too.
Anonymous No.214285939
>>214284051
>Only thing noteworthy was the colors.
The music and ambiance are also stellar. If SOUL were a measurable attribute movies can have, this one would have it in spades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FymlytaP3jU
Anonymous No.214285984
>>214285437
>i watched all these but i liked deep red the most i think
That would be correct. Holy MOLY Deep Red was kino.
Anonymous No.214286444
>>214285636
ill anticipate it also im sure the witches are celebrating as if it were basically october already
Anonymous No.214286547
>>214285516
This is literally what's said: https://youtu.be/pvK5kpUTLPY
Anonymous No.214286548
*steals your heart*
Anonymous No.214287209 >>214287433 >>214287503 >>214287518 >>214287701 >>214288011 >>214288879
>>214284438
Imho the jews in power have more incentive to bury the remake. The parallels between mother markos and the modern state of israel committing violence in the name of something older than them, ie markos invoking the three mothers, zionists invoking judaism to legitimize their cruelty, is quite frankly a little too....on the nose.
Anonymous No.214287247
>>214284991
Praying for Cristina
Anonymous No.214287299 >>214287474 >>214288380 >>214288456
>>214283751 (OP)
>awful sound mixing and quality in general
>awful music
>awful acting
>awful blood effects
>awful story
>awful editing
>incredible cinematography
>incredible lighting
'gento should have become a music video director instead
Anonymous No.214287433
>>214287209
The old doctor that could do nothing but watch all the gore was Pavlovian conditioning
Anonymous No.214287471
>>214284991
Give me one of the two lesbian sluts from Tenebrae.
Anonymous No.214287474 >>214287538
>>214287299
Anonymous No.214287503
>>214287209
Harperposter was JIDF all along wtf!
Anonymous No.214287518
>>214287209
yeah dude didn't watch it and never will
Anonymous No.214287538 >>214287611
>>214287474
It did not have incredible cinematography and lighting?
Anonymous No.214287553
>>214284830
retard
Anonymous No.214287611 >>214288095
>>214287538
not that anon but everything is incredible about it, i mean i know youre trolling but come on
Anonymous No.214287701
>>214287209
That explains why /hor/jews do not like it
For them the remake is antisemitic
Anonymous No.214287733 >>214287822
>*jumps down into the barbed wire room without looking*
Anonymous No.214287822
>>214287733
AAAAHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
Anonymous No.214287843 >>214287922
>>214284051
Are you retard from yesterday's Exorcist thread?
Anonymous No.214287922
>>214287843
Probably. I've noticed one idiot that's always critical of Suspiria and he always misspells it as "Suspira" without fail, kek.
Anonymous No.214287945
>>214284830
No, it was shit.
I actually watched it in the theater because WOWWW SUSPIRIA REMAKE FUCKING NICE.
What I got was a grey, drab flick that was a good hour too long by shoving in some retarded side plot about shit nobody cares about, didn't understand anything about the original, had shitty boring elevator music interrupted by gay wailing by a vastly overrated "musician" and the main actress can't act for shit, which wouldn't be so bad if she weren't acting opposite one who is a very good actress.
It had exactly one good scene, at which point I still thought that piece of shit could be salvageable. Through the walls you could hear the Queen biopic that was running at the same time. Should have watched that, would at least have been fun.

tl;dr: It's a "horror" film by people who don't like horror films for people who don't like horror films. The only people praising it are farthuffers and teenagers who "goon" to the ugly zoomer girls running around half naked and the shitty "LOOK HOW EDGY AND EXTREME WE ARE" finale.
Anonymous No.214287955
Bava > Argento
Anonymous No.214288011 >>214288879
>>214287209
Saw it a while back and couldn't help but see it that way too wtf how were they able to get away wit-
>Luca Guadagnino is gay

Of course just like Tom Ford the queers get a pass when it comes to problematic messages.
Anonymous No.214288095 >>214288178 >>214288286 >>214288456
>>214287611
>not that anon but everything is incredible about it
oh yes i love the 20kbps audio quality, terrible overacting and jazz music during moments that are meant to be suspenseful
Anonymous No.214288176 >>214288567
>>214285342
Same here. Don't get me wrong the original is b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but by the second half it felt like the movie has already shown all it's cards. The remake was gnarly all the way through. And not only was it able to sustain the gnarl it manages to blow the lid off with it's finale which imho the original was weaker on, or perhaps its first half was just too good
Anonymous No.214288178
>>214288095
>20kbps audio quality
>20kbps
kys zoomer retard
Anonymous No.214288286
>>214288095
its not jazzy at all wtf did you even watch it?
Anonymous No.214288308 >>214288493
>>214283751 (OP)
This movie is a piece of SHIT and anyone who likes it is a MORON
Anonymous No.214288335
>>214283751 (OP)
>muh heckin cult Satanism film
Gay.
Anonymous No.214288380
>>214287299
The shitty quality is actually le tΓ©xtoire. The awful acting plus effects is intentionally brechtian- immersion is fascism so we must break it amirite /hor/ comrades? You uncultured plebs wouldn't get it.
Anonymous No.214288412 >>214288509
If we want to use a video game analogy:

OG Suspiria is classic Eurojank
nuSpiria is the Sony remake for the modern audience
Anonymous No.214288456
>>214287299
>>214288095
Anonymous No.214288493
>>214288308
this movie is AMAZING and everyone who likes it is a GENIUS
Anonymous No.214288509
>>214288412
>OG Suspiria is classic Eurojank

i see your point but its way better than Witcher 1 or whatever
Anonymous No.214288567 >>214288686
>>214288176
NTA but I do agree
I find the remake which ironically has le epin plot tweest more rewatchable as well.
Rewatching the original, despite not relying on the plot as much feels like a chore.
Anonymous No.214288633
People who's seen it and didn't like it, did you watch it with the english or italian dub? The english dub is just ass compared to the italian one.
Anonymous No.214288661
>>214284991
rollan
Anonymous No.214288686
>>214288567
not enough splosions for you zoomie huh? HUUUH? HAD TO WATCH IT IN 2X SPEED HUUUUUUUH?!?
Anonymous No.214288702
>>214284991
what's number 3?
Anonymous No.214288730 >>214288847
The cinematography and the music are both top notch but everything else (plot, acting, characters) falls short
Anonymous No.214288826
>>214284051
This is a misunderstanding about what Anglo films versus Continental films. Just completely different approaches to filmmaking. Plot continuity or lack thereof is totally irrelevant to most continental genre films. A good example is The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, which has plot thin enough to perform surgery with, and it gets even more bizarre when the scenes cut from the America release are added

To Continental genre filmmakers, β€œA film is first and foremost a dream.” As per Jean-Pierre Melville. The Red Circle and The Samurai by him are even better examples of what I’m talking about

European genre films are character-driven and everything except the internal world of the characters and the cinematography are irrelevant. In Anglo genre films, the plot is the main character and it drives everything. The characters are not isolated inhabitants of a dreamworld (where each and every one of them could be dreaming and they don’t even share a dream), they are distinct characters who each fulfill an important function

America cinema is like a continuation of stage drama, tracing its lineage to Aristotle’s theory on plot and storytelling as a chain of A leads directly to B leads directly to C. Continental cinema draws its pedigree directly as an evolution of silent film, which is a totally different medium since you can’t even hear the delivery of the lines or the tempo of the dialogue. German filmmaking dominated Europe in the silent era, and the major ideas of art were expressionism which includes literature like Kafka
Anonymous No.214288847 >>214288937
>>214288730
stop talking about movies, dumb dumb
Anonymous No.214288879
>>214287209
>>214288011
This dude also presided over a film festival that awarded a Palestinian movie with the highest honors last year. He's definitely on the ADL list
Anonymous No.214288937 >>214289635
>>214288847
Don't get me wrong, I like the movie. Watching pretty Italian women get killed is fun. But let's not act like it's some monumental achievement in film. Hell, Argento himself has made like 5 movies that are better than Suspiria
Anonymous No.214289511
"Argento later stated that he imagined the film taking place in a world where Nazism had triumphed during World War II."

Phenomena is kino too
Anonymous No.214289605
>>214283751 (OP)
MY FRIEND DARIO HAS A SUPER MEGA CAR
Anonymous No.214289635 >>214289675
>>214288937
name 6 i dare you
Anonymous No.214289675
>>214289635
Deep Red
Bird with Crystal Plumage
Opera
Tenebre
Phenomena
maaaaaybe Inferno, that's on the same level as Suspiria for me
Anonymous No.214289725
>>214283751 (OP)
the stabbing through the heart was retarded. for a director that kills people on screen for a living he doesn't know much anatomy
Anonymous No.214290721
>>214283974
Probably a jew witch
Anonymous No.214291045 >>214291074
>>214284991
gib
Anonymous No.214291074
>>214291045
yay i got suspiriafu!