Thread 214284951

>How I eat dis?
>Where prate?
>Where chopstick?

these threads are painfully unfunny

LMAO

>>214284970
I chuckled

WHERE MACHETE FOR DOG? DOG NOT EVEN ARIVE? WHY DOG IN BAG?

>>214284951 (OP)
kek ya got me

>AY SPEEDEE I SHO' WOULD LOVE ME A MCRIB AND SUM O DAT FRIED CHIKIN
>HOOK A NIGGA UP

>>214284970
agree, lame forced meme, these threads deserve to be insta-deleted just like the retarded ba**in ro***rts threads (not typing it because i think even typing those words now get you banned because that one autist did it so much the system has it as some auto-banned phrase or something) these should be counted as SPAMMING, why dont ppl start reporting these? im sick of some faggots annoying meme shitting up my board!!!

>>214284951 (OP)
do one for a purple haired tranny

>>214285104
Holy kek

>>214285111
hey dont use the T word, or you'll be arrested like the british comedy writer guy

>>214284951 (OP)
hahahaha

>HOW GRUG EAT THIS?
>WHERE ROCK?
>WHERE STICK?
>YOU EXPLAIN TO GRUG

>>214284970
Then you should make a faggy anti-pasta like the Raimi one. But you won't because you're a lazy faggot.

>THIRTY-FIVE CENTS!?
>HAVEN'T MY PEOPLE SUFFERED ENOUGH?

>>214285201
>where do i bend over?
>where do i put my rags?

>>214285072
It's directly related to a film. There's nothing you or the jannies can legally do.

Face it, we Founders™ have won.

>>214284951 (OP)
I ASKED FOR EXTRAS PICKLES, NOT TO TURN ME INTO A PICKLE!!

>>214285044
>...Sir, you can speak normally, I can still understand you.

>>214284951 (OP)
DIS DUCK STILL LIVE!

>>214285408
HOW DO I LIVE A NORMAL LIFE? HOW DO I AVOID BEING CAPTURED AND USED FOR YOUR BURGERS??? AUGHHHHHHH HELP ME!!!!!! NOT THE SLICER, NOOOO!!!!!!

>Wait, I still have more questions
>When I get home, what do I do then?
>What do I do tomorrow?
>Do you live here?
>Where do I go now?
>Are you mad?
>You look mad
>Why are you ma- AHHH

>I ATE IT, SPEEDEE
>I ATE THE BURGER
>I UNDERSTAND NOW
>I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

IS THAT AN ORDER FOR A... A BURGER?
AT MY BURGER RESTAURANT?

AHHHHHHH

>>214285754
horrifying

What movie?

Where can I shit?

>>214285877
Just shit in the bag and return it, we reuse everything!

>>214285245
kek

>>214285877
>>214285894
Please make them brown and put a red dot on there head. No reason at all.

>>214284951 (OP)
Imp-prassif, vary nice. Let's see Ching Pong Bing's card

Best thread on /tv/ right now

>>214284970
then why did i laugh out loud

>>214284970
Wrong, they're ALWAYS funny

>>214284951 (OP)
>>214285044
>>214285201
>>214285245
>>214285423
lmao

>>214284970
but The Founder (2014) threads are the SOVL of /tv/

>>214285044
KEK

>Hey Kroc! Where'd you get that restaurant?
I just found 'er.

A reminder this trash JEET spam thread is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly SHITS the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).

Search “̶S̶e̶t̶h̶y̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶k̶e̶k̶i̶t̶s̶k̶i̶n̶o̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶c̶o̶c̶k̶c̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶ ̶k̶i̶w̶i̶f̶a̶r̶m̶s̶”̶ ̶(̶n̶o̶ ̶q̶u̶o̶t̶e̶s̶)̶ SANJAY POOR INDIA VILLAGE BOY it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

SANJAY is certifiably JEET, mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and spams and samefags it relentlessly .

He desperately needs mental health intervention and meds (as proven by schizo samefagged replies)

His MO is always the same:
- keep SHITTING the cancer over and over, it has to SHIT the catalogue constantly, multiple SHIT threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- SHITS samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the SHIT replies here already)
- SHIT as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably SHIT his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- SHIT gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo

Mentally ill JEETS always SHIT to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

DO THE NEEDFUL and Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.

>>214284951 (OP)
this is so fucking unfunny that it goes negative and interger overflows to like 4e.58888888888 octillion
fuck you

>>214287035
>(founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC)
“QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino”

>>214287035
the seether is seething

>>214284970
we're national
you're fucking local

>>214284951 (OP)
What a load of Kroc

>>214287035
>>214285954
Take your meds, Pakistani