Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:41:33 AM
No.214285755
>*nickleback comes on radio*
>wait a minute, Pete, I love this song..
>*mimics the song*"I AM SO HIGH, AND JEWS DID NINE ELEVENNNN!" hahaha I made that up myself, Pete
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:42:05 AM
No.214285765
>>214285707 (OP)
No peter, i am your father.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:48:12 AM
No.214285889
>and i know i'm not your fuhrer
>Then stop pretending to be!
who was in the wrong here
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:57:26 AM
No.214286066
>>214286041
Michael definitely feasted on child ass.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:59:54 AM
No.214286121
>>214285921
Italians are whiter than anglos (literal jews)
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:04:08 AM
No.214286195
>>214286062
And to think that the Academy gave Ang Lee best director for Brokeback Mountain. This came out 3 years prior!!!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:31:05 AM
No.214286636
Peter... stay away from that Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She's in high school and already sleeping around? Ruined.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:32:16 AM
No.214286654
>>214286041
I would love to see what sort of dancing Michael Jackson could have done if he could sling web
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:37:28 AM
No.214286729
>>214285707 (OP)
>white power Peter, white power and 1488
The fuck? Is this a racist movie
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 7:40:31 AM
No.214286779
>uncle ben looks directly into the camera
>Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:57:35 AM
No.214288882
>As you can see, Peter, yes. I have betrayed our people. But you don't understand. You don't understand the heaven that is going up to your pelvis in dark meat. They really are like animals, just like my father always told me. "No son of mine would be caught dead courting a nigress." But once you've had a taste, Sally from Sunday school who was saving herself for our marriage just doesn't cut it anymore. I was 25 when I had my first rumble in the jungle. And you know what I did, Peter? For 15 years I prowled street corners sweeping up every black mama I could find. Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones. Fatherless half-breeds litter the streets of New York. They still tell stories about me in Harlem, hoots from old ladies about Adrian "Massa" Toomes and his bag of whips. If you're gonna do this, Peter, you better go all the way. Show my daughter why we've been running the world for thousands of years.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:07:00 AM
No.214289046
>>214287015
Holy fuck dude my arteries lmao
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:16:45 AM
No.214289205
>>214285707 (OP)
Remember what I've always taught you Peter. With great 13% comes great 50%. Go get 'em tiger.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 12:22:27 PM
No.214290905
>>214287015
Ain't Spiderman thread without some gay-ass shit.
