Thread 214286035

That will be 1000 dollars plus tax

Which one?

>>214286059
the farm equipment, obviously

manchild dollhouse that's not a toy

fuck i want that

>It isn't a 1:100,000,000,000 scale model, including the glup shitto migrant workers working in the shittiest parts
Gay and lame

>>214286035 (OP)
one thousand more?!

>>214286035 (OP)
>he didn't get the Princess Star

>Hey remember the death star that everyone hated?
>Yeah
>Make it again but unfold the globe, make the scenes uglier and double the price

>>214286169
>everyone hated
I always wanted it as a kid

>>214286169
disney was the death of star wars
franchise themed sets was the death of lego

>>214286203
>franchise themed sets was the death of lego
worst take I have ever heard

ayo hook a brotha up

>>214286158
>still has the planet-destroying laser
go figure

>>214286203
>disney was the death of star wars
Disney and Kathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars.

>>214286203
george did everything he could to kill star wars and it kept going in spite of him. then he sold it to disney, thinking the world would end due to the mayan callendar prophecy

>>214286158
No kidding, the chinese lego ripoffs are on another level nowadays

>>214286254
Sheeeeeeeeit Robert, all you had to do was ask

>>214286203
Bullshit. We got pic rel recently and it is easily the best lego star wars set

>>214286284
Same with chink gunpla. The complete PS kits rival and in some cases exceed 1st party bandai quality and the resin kits are on another level entirely.

>>214286203
>franchise themed sets was the death of lego
IP saved LEGO

>>214286302
imagination-bereft plastic for balding adults

>>214286035 (OP)
MUH HECKIN STAR WARS! DID YOU KNOW THE MUSIC IS CALLED JIZZ?

>normie manchildren cream themselves over gaudy nuLego sets

Imagine being such a boring dork you spend money on overpriced sloppa sets instead of getting old school sets that have actual soul.

>>214286342
what movie was fort legoredo in? or was this in a video game? i don't understand

>>214286203
lego was always shit. just fucking minefields for bare feet

mecano on the other hand

wish i got into arduino as a kid though

>>214286342
I had this set. The union cowboy hats were kino and I used them all the time for my little dudes.

The set is 18+ like it's rated R for nudity.
Can 17 year olds really not handle so much Lego?

>>214286035 (OP)
I like that they have to show some dei faggot in every ad now

>>214286370
i miss my mecano erector set
kid needs an intelligent adult to help ease into electronics and embedded systems

>>214286342
for me it's the aquanauts

>>214286391
LEGO sets are age rated so they don't have to deal with as many stupid parents complaining when their dumb 10 year old can't complete the set.

>>214286342
Looks like shit

>>214286424
that was the aquashark sub, retard
this was the aquanaut sub, true ruler of the sea

>>214286370
>lego was always shit. just fucking minefields for bare feet
OMG I RECOGNIZE THAT MEME

GARLIC BREAD LOL

CHUCK NORRIS XD

>>214286035 (OP)
The new Stormtrooper helmets look fucked up and hideous. Just compare it>>214286169
to the old helmets. They became cyclopean or something.

>>214286203
Lego was never good

>>214286438
Plus millenials can say “No mom, it is not a kids toy, it says 18+ on the box!

>>214286035 (OP)
The Millennium Falcon in the warp core of the death star was a main part man.

>>214286438
Are there really kids so retarded they cant do a Lego set? Everyone one in my class at 10 was doing gunplas

>>214286494
are you fucking retarded? the meme exists for a reason. just because it's a meme doesn't make it false or something that doesn't happen dipshit. 50 iq brainless kneejerk contrarian reaction

youre basically saying niggers dont steal bikes because its a meme

>>214286516
I don't see the difference.

>80 dollar gameboy
>every single part is printed (except the cartridge which was a sticker in real life too)
vs
>1000 dollar ucs star
>everything is stickers

>>214286438
There was literally zero building kits I couldn't conquer when I was like 8. K'nex, Lego, Erector sets, however complicated it didn't matter. Sorry Lego later on had to deal with Idiocracy level children who didn't know how to spot the difference from one picture to the next. My favorite kit was the K'nex roller coaster. Finished that in under 3 hours. Fuckin hurt my fingers snapping some of those pieces in though.
I hate fucking mid IQ retards so much. Being a genius is literally torture.

>>214286424
>>214286484
Aquanauts was fucking based. That and ice planet had the coolest helmets. I loved pic related as a kid, the idea of a big fat missile that had no proper launcher which they just fired from a crane was so funny to me.

This is kinda cool

But I don't believe it's it worth 1000 lmao for plastic

>>214286035 (OP)
>garbage masher
>luke fighting vader in front of emperor
WHICH FUCKING DEATH STAR IS THIS

>>214286595
The one that's $1000

>>214286574
this thing fucked my kid asshole
i bought a second one as an adult, but have never built it (i live in a humid place and worry it wouldn't last long)

>>214286284
I got a Lepin Ferrari a while back, that shit was so fun to build but now it just sits.

>>214286570
Lego doesn't have to try with their Star Wars sets. They sell a shit load of it because Star Wars fans are the biggest paypigs in IP.

>>214286589
scud missile launchers were all the rage when this came out. i had this set, too.

>>214286312
yeah okay, chang.

>>214286035 (OP)
So who did this adult nigger steal this kit from?

>>214286484
>the compass is actually functional
>the magnetic arm lets you pick up the orange container(or any other small magnetic object)
>entire interior is easily accessible due to multitude of openable hatches and windows
such a cool set

>>214286662
i dug mine out of a closet while cleaning out my house 5 years ago and was distraught when the flexy arms disintegrated in my hands

>>214286625
Yikes made out of paper? That doesn't sound like fun at all. I might have tapped out on that as a kid. But also because I would have been bored by building a clock.

>>214286642
I didn't even think about it being a SCUD launcher fucking lmao it's even more gigabased now what the hell was going on on that ice planet

Imagine how much people would shit their pants over a current day lego set featuring FPV drones and cope cage tanks

>>214286169
>a spherical diorama
It didn't include a platform that rotated it did it.

>>214286722
we had it good back then

>>214286035 (OP)
Where is the rest of the parts? Why is it just a slice?

>>214286722
some knockoff manufacturers don't give a single fuck

>>214286595
>Vader meditation chamber
Neither

>>214286035 (OP)
I've been to Star Wars conventions and Lego conventions. That man is not the target demographic.

>>214287244
But the target demographic does worship him like a god.

>>214286035 (OP)
there's a day one preorder item that is a mini tie fighter. it's actually shown in official photos for the set yet won't be available outside of the preorder window.

>>214287244
The target demographic’s wives really enjoy him

what the fuck do you do with this shit? play with it? display in your house? serious answers please i dont get why adults would play with legos

>>214287439
>legos
The plural of Lego is Lego.
Furthermore, adults play with bricks, made by Lego. The toys aren't "legos."

>>214286035 (OP)
It always feels so fake and forced whey they use black guy for promotion of nerdy stuff.
You can tell he doesn't give a fuck about that.

>>214287655
eat shit, the plural of lego is legos

>>214286035 (OP)
does lego even have building sets of their own?

This is literally like if Call of Duty were 100%*** licensed skins. CoD still has its own characters, does lego even have its own identity anymore

>>214286035 (OP)
>plus tax
A good thing Americans don't have to pay these taxes

>>214287655
I hope you're being sarcastic and making that shit up because knowing that is the faggiest shit I've ever heard

Lego theme sets are so gay. Go build something useful if you're not even going to use your imagination while you pretend to be a kid. Can you even buy generic Lego pieces now?

>>214286722
For me it was the micromachines nuclear sub with vertical launch missiles

>>214286035 (OP)
Why does it have death star 1 and death star 2 bits just shoved together. Did anyone think about this for even thirty fucking seconds

>>214286035 (OP)
Check out that side view though.

>>214286035 (OP)
I wish lego wasn't so expensive. Some of these third party architectural kits are incredible.

>>214287723
Yeah. Tons
You dont care you just wanna be angry

>>214286342
I had a friend when I was a kid who had like a 1m square lego cowboy fort set up in his playroom and I always always insanely jealous, both of the lego fort but also the fact that he had a house big enough to have a separate play room just for toys.

>>214287835
it needs to be visibly sagging and on the verge of collapsing into the water
the underside is actually really cool

>>214287856
big houses are a pain in the ass. they cost a fortune to maintain in time and money.
also, you have to come up with names for all the different rooms in the house, it sounds ridiculous
>toy room, bonus room, "library"

>>214287871
They've managed to get the foundation squared away now from what I understand. Wright did have a bad habit of compromising structural integrity for aesthetics though.

Why isn't there Warhammer themed LEGO?

>>214287731
I am not being sarcastic or making anything up, so you should apologize.

>>214287844
I think you saw a post trying that same line out and wanted an excuse to use it here.

It's not fitting

>>214286059
A slave would be $40k these day

>>214287953
not family friendly and GW don't want people to play their "games" with lego instead of buying their overpriced plastic

>>214287953
Wait a few years until it has become sanitized enough

>>214288234
Official tournaments only allow GW stuff (not even customized/kitbashed) anyway

OHNONONONO
AHAHAHA

>>214288214
I doubt it. Who's selling these slaves? Some black market importer? Doubt they'll settle on 40k, organs sell for far more. Is a private business selling? Either you're being fucked on import taxes for cheaper overseas stock, or you're buying local raised, which is going to baloon out the raising cost. 40k may get you a deformed kid.

>>214287953
noguns
That's why HALO went to Megablocks after trying to get their own sets made.

>>214286158
>>214286265
no that's a comet from the space background

>>214286556
Back in the day. Lego instructions for the biggest sets were not thicker than a magazine. Today, rggular sets come with multiple 100 page paperbacks.

>>214287707
Legoes

For me it’s the non-ip sets

>>214288214
Lot cheaper in africa

>>214286035 (OP)
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU POOFTERS SAY OR THINK IM GETTING THE ENTERPRISE D AND PREORDER BONUS SHUTTLE AND RO LAREN MINIFIG AND YOU CAN ALL SUCK ME OFF IM GONNA LOVE IT AND GIGGLE MY TITS OFF

>>214288354
They are also a lot more complex
Like look at this shit
>>214286342
>put the giant rectangle on the other rectangle

>>214286035 (OP)
What is Lego's obsession with making "minifig scale" sets where the figs barely fucking fit. Modern Star Wars is the worst for this by far. Every spaceship has a coffin cockpit and now this stupid 1k deathstar where the troopers can't pass each other in the hallway.

>>214288264
What does the screw do?

>>214288582
Real? This looks like one of those knock-off sets.

Why are Legos so fucking expensive? Even ones that don't require a license to make. It's just a bunch of plastic that cost basically nothing to manufacture.
>captcha: GAYx8

>>214286035 (OP)
It's a bit small for the death star. How's Luke supposed to fly along a huge channel to drop a bomb down the exhaust chute?

>>214288599
a real death star to scale with the minifigs would be the size of a room
>that's no room

>>214286158
>make sure to include bbc to fuck all the princesses.

>>214288614
yeah its coming in November for black friday allegedly.

>>214288637
>that sense of scale
are you a woman?

Id like a lego deathstar model 1:1

>>214288656
>that sense of scale
who the fuck said that?

Once every few years I get the urge to take out all my old lego sets, dump it all on the floor and just start building.

>>214288607
Looks like an elevator.

>>214288656
If Luke is supposed to fit in an X-wing that fits within the Death Star's trenches, how big do you think it would have to be? Could be quite a bit larger than a single room.

>>214288305
Are you fucking retarded? Lego has always had guns. Pirates had guns, cowboys had guns, aliens had alien guns,....

>>214288582
How did they fuck this one so bad? Where are the windows? Should have just done a bridge set with the figs.

>>214286203
Nah, normies eat this shit up like slop in a trough.Which is funny in a sad way, since you're spending way more money on these "follow the 5000 step manual" mega project sets, and being way less creative, then if you just bought a tub of generic Legos and made your own shit from scratch.

It really just reflects on what mankind mostly is: dumbasses who would rather larp as being creative, using someone else's idea, than invest brain power, time, and effort in making an actual creative endeavor that is wholely their own.

>>214288637
Akshually
>minifigs are 4cm
>taking a 180cm tall human that's 45 times smaller
>real death star is 160km wide
>160/45 = 3.5km wide

>>214288582
>>214288751
It’s not real you retards. The source is one guy on reddit with autism and no sources spreading “””rumours”””

>>214288614
Because it is a knockoff

i liked to pretend circuits were massive spaceships as a kid

>>214286203
dont ever disrespect lego harry potter again in yo life NIGGUH

I've been browsing lego videos since Tuesday and now this appears on my /tv/ board

>>214288637
just give me enough room to pose them I fucking swear lego thinks figs are strictly 1x2 when they're more like 4x3 with their arms and everything posed

>>214288823
We know.

>>214288792
>Because it is a knockoff
It's obvious that it is a knockoff because it has too many protruding notches and looks too much like something you could actually build from your stash instead of everything being a special brick that can't be used elsewhere.

>>214287953
Plastic crack vs Plastic crack

>castle
>pirates
>adventurers
>wild west
these were the most kino themes (in that order) in lego and none of them are a main line today, instead we gets breadcrumbs while the main line has only licenceslop and some really weird shit

>>214288783
okay a really big room, gosh

>>214286035 (OP)
Awww, it thinks it’s people, isn’t that cute?

I can't afford decent sized Lego sets, so I pirate the Lego games and they're fun.

>>214289072
>all that licenced shit
>no Rock Raiders

My mom once got me this bad boy for my birthday and I was so pumped but then I dropped it when I was playing with it and it broke into a million pieces and I cried

>>214289149
>into a million pieces
You're incorrect. This set only has 638 pieces in total. These Lego pieces are also unlikely to shatter.

>>214289263
B-Ben?

>>214288899
LEGO's buisness model actually restricts the number of special-made pieces to save on production costs. You might get like 1-2 special pieces in a brand new set if you're lucky, but most will be already exist, probably just in a different color. But you're right that an official set would probably look a lot cleaner.

>>214286035 (OP)
Manchildish Gambino over here

>>214288617
>he thinks prices have anything to do with how much they cost to make and not just what people are willing to pay for them

>>214286589
[ * orange transparent chainsaw noises * ]

>>214288582
looks awful.
I'll stck with my old Playmates ship and figures.

>>214289072
I like the idea of lego games but I genuinely do not have the autism for collectathons.

>Make huge set explicitly for autists
>Complain about price

>>214289149
That jedi can sell for good coin nowadays

>>214289306
Stop using logic on jaded joyless complainers

>>214289589
I'm poor but like Star Wars and Lego.

>>214286342
This is way more badass

>>214286556
Sure they were buddy. :)

>>214289855
Then there's a thousand other sets

>>214286035 (OP)
Only 1000 dollars to fill the hole in his soul?
That's a pretty good deal.

>black guy playing fucking LEGO by himself
Frank was right about these types
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75DbkiZvxX4

>>214286329
>buzzword buzzword buzzword
>heehee this will surely prove him wrong

>>214286302
>>214286329

>>214286200
mate if star wars was a disney franchise when you were a kid then youre not old enough to be on here

>>214286035 (OP)
And after y'all hang me you can kiss my ass that I'll ever gonna pay for merch
Who do you think I am some kind of chump a sucker a no good for nothing huh speak a me!!

>>214288765
i dont think anyone who builds lego sets uses it as proof of their creative ability

>>214290800
There are ten million other people who will

>>214290756
>Childhood is sweettalking your mom into buying you toys
>adulthood is sweettalking your wife into allowing you to spend your own money on stuff you want

>>214291037
It's the most pathetic shit in the world but I see it ALL THE TIME

Adult men who are still into legos are creepy.

>>214286761
masterforce best transformerforce

>>214291108
This. Legocucks COWER at the sight of trainchads

>>214291037
>marrying someone who does not align with you or appreciate your hobbies
>Has to be some kind of give take dysfunctional control relationship

Why do boomers insist on being soulless all the time. Everything is a transaction to them

>>214291037
My dad would just by expensive nerdy shit and my mom would take it in silence

>>214291137
What is with is millenial toomer obsession of finding a soulmate wife?
99% of couples have nothing in common
This shit pisses me off even more than the self-improvers and the “need mo money to have kids” crowd

>>214291157
This image always makes me lol

for me, its gunpla dioramas.

>>214291175
You wouldn't if (you) had to spend hours redoing pointless fetchquest

>>214291135
Imagine how dusty this nigga will become with time

>>214291204
>gunpla
Do you people actually say this out loud? There's no way to pronounce that without sounding like a dipshit.