Thread 214286426

I'm sorry sir, I cannot let you bring alcohol into the movie theater.

Well, Robert, Mr. Lincoln here says let my people go

>>214286426 (OP)
All the theaters around me have a bar at the concession anymore anyway.

Robert if you would just listen! It's a non alcoholic Pina Colada mix. I spent all day with my dialysis machine preparing my body to drink these two six packs in combination with the low fat buttered crab legs. Don't take this way from me you know as well as I do this is the only night of the speciality showing of DreamWorks knock out animated film Antz..

>>214286471
uh, anon, i only take buttered crab legs

>>214286471

nice

i miss the days of getting plastered and going to movies by myself sometimes. in the country i was in they didn't give a shit what you brought in. it was so cheap and sometimes less than a five minute walk from my apartment.

>>214286426 (OP)
This isn't alcohol, I just happen to keep all of my crack cocaine in a Crown Royal bag. It make me feel classy

All right Robert. I'll just finish it here before I go in.

Robert... I need it to keep these old hands steady... if you don't like it you can find yourself another designated shooter

>>214286426 (OP)
It's not alcohol robert, it's a tea and i just happened to put it in a whisky bottle

I saw Dragged across Concrete in a completely empty cinema with a 6 pack of beers. I was the only person there. I had a big empty Gatorade bottle to use as a piss jug. Easily the best movie going experience I've had.

>>214286426 (OP)
Watch out, Phillip! Ruth is on the prowl again!

https://www.aa.org/
join us friends :D

>>214286426 (OP)
No idea what you're talkin' about phil-bob. Thanks for the popcorn.

>>214288678
Was about to say based until the jug part

>>214286471
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>>214287491
I thought /pol/tv/ hated black people?

>>214289187
That's what happens when you think, retard.

>>214286426 (OP)
That's not booze that's my medication

>>214286471
I like your moxie, kid
*slips you a crisp Franklin*
You work for me now

>>214286426 (OP)
A drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm, Robert.

>>214286490
>anymore anyway.

>>214286426 (OP)
>Robert... what you don't understand is - no, see, no. You can never, never ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?

>>214286426 (OP)
Movie name?

>>214289187
Robert is one of the good ones

>>214289187
where the fuck did you come up with that assumption?

>>214286426 (OP)
This was your last mistake, Robert