>>214287790
I sat there and came up with those one by one, you faggot. Plus, chatgpt wouldn't have all the shitty fat thumb phoneposting typos
>>214287821
26. Humans have evolved to thrive on lava planets due to global warming
27. Lava planet is the one place in the galaxy where you can get away with diddling kids (Epstein's Planet)
28. One spaceship has to go to the lava planet to prevent ten other spaceships from going to the lava planet (space trolley problem)
29. They got hypnotized
30. Other aliens keep going there and won't tell us why
31. It has really nice scenery
32. There's a lot of oil there for some reason
33. It's on the ol' bucket list
34. They got a research grant and have to at least act like they're spending some of it on research
35. Had to pull over somewhere to pee
36. "Lava" is actually just codeword for space cocaine
37. Turning the planet into a giant steam engine
38. Pilot put in the wrong coordinates but refuses to admit she made a mistake and so they go there anyway and this is why you don't hire female pilots
39. All the cool kids are doing it
40. To get views / followers
41. Space dumptruck dumps all of our space trash there
42. It's the last place anyone would look for a band of motley space pirates, so they're going there to hide
43. Space cops looking for a band of motley space pirates who are probably hiding there
44. The planet itself is sentient and we're making first contact
45. Going there to blow it up because it's an eyesore / in the way / is going to crash into something important
46. Big game space hunters there to hunt the local lava worms
47. Captain promised his mother on her deathbed that he'd fulfill her dream of going to a lava planet
48. Got confused and thought it was a love planet
49. It's inhabited by alien genies who will grant all of your wishes but you have to hang out with them in person
50. Nobody told them not to
okay I'm halfway there
