Thread 214293055

>own room
>in a semi-detached
>big enough for a single bed
>as a 9-year-old boy

This is torturous child abuse to middle-class authors.

>>214293055 (OP)
That would make a neat gaming room for when my wife’s boyfriend is over

>>214293055 (OP)
>mfw Americans have it so bad that they think being abused as a child is luxury

>have demon living under your stairs that could use his magic wand to set you on fire, drown you, kill you with an actual curse
I understand why they were on edge

>>214293055 (OP)
Why did Dumbledore let him grow up like that?

>>214293088
I don’t think he really cared that much

>>214293080
I'm British. I'd have loved my own room at 9, even if it was just a bed.

By puberty, you could just masturbate whenever. Total privacy.

>>214293055 (OP)
>a semi-detached
A what?

>>214293077
Plato’s Goon Cave

>>214293145
Why post the edited version?

>>214293055 (OP)
As a claustrophile, I wish I could have lived there.

>>214293080
Our bedrooms are bigger than your tiny houses thoughbeit Mohammad

>>214293145
is this comfy?

>>214293175
why does this babushka pretends to like fortnite? Or is it for her grandson?

>>214293159
it is literally a screenshot from the video

>>214293206
>the coom cubby

>>214293055 (OP)
I know someone whose bedroom was under the stairs. Both he and Harry Potter turned out better than I did.

>>214293224
You cropped out her boyfriend, chud

>>214293206
>stand up
>knock myself out with the corner of a step and break expensive gaming setup
nothin personell, g*mers

>>214293206
>no door lockable from the outside
get with the times, sis

>>214293145
wheres the hamster feeder?

>>214293055 (OP)
Ya, idk what he’s complaining about. He’s lucky to be in a home where he gets 3 meals a day, his own room, bed, a safe neighborhood, good school, etc. He doesn’t get beaten or abused. Maybe he gets verbally berated and shunned however that’s nothing compared to the average Forster child, which he would be if I was the patriarch of the Dursleys. I’m not raising some orphan, he’s going right into an orphanage if it were up to me and in that case he’d be lucky to be adopted into a family that’d be half as nice to him as the Dursleys.

>>214293235
Harry married a coal burner and became a fat cop

>buys a big ass house
>is forced to play video games under the stairs.
how cucked is this?

>>214293257
>oh fuck you scared me. oh yeah that’s right.. our son still lives with us..

>>214293206
has to be the worst one. your head can barely fit in there

>>214293290
Makes sense to hide such shame from your guests at that age

>>214293290
egirl’s secret boyfriend’s bedroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2C3UBkbXsc
>comfy microhome
>living there would have been rent/rates/tax-free
>even GENERATED a profit at the time (energy feed-in tariff)
wish these actually went into production ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzjFEU_gjg
longer video that explains it more.

I have one of these under the stairs spaces in my basement, I just turned it into a control room to store all my home theater equipment and whatnot to keep it out of sight. Pretty convenient room desu

This is probably the most retarded one, at least if you ever need a paramedic

videos/we-built-a-gaming-room-inside-our-stairs-/399054235224021/

look at all the other plebs

>>214293206
how can he comfortably sit so that his head can tilt upwards and see the second monitor? specially with the headset

>>214293088
It was necessary for character building because he didn't know if the prophecy applied to him or Neville, who grew up coddled by his grandmother. Pottermore explains this

>>214293307
Happy wife, happy life, anon. You wouldn't understand.

>>214293405

Thank God I never will

>>214293417
>eat¨
>drink
where?

>>214293392
yeah, >>214293206 has NOTHING on this one.

>>214293417
the desk and PC are fine, even the fairy lights.
but why ruin it with the tacky signs/decals?

>>214293476
>even the fairy lights.
Are you 12

>>214293447
oh neat i have that case. Corsair 300R.
doubt i'll build a PC again for a while, but why the hell do they all have garish rainbow shit now?

>>214293365
in my country that's most likely illegal

>>214293506
nah, just trying to make some concessions. the neutral paint is fine, the plant is fine...?

maybe you could have some strip light somewhere, give it an epic gamer glow. but then that's it. get rid of everything else.

>>214293290
From cuck sheds to cuck cupboards. It keeps getting worse.

>>214293513
>NO YOU CANT HECKIN DO WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR OWN HOUSE
fag country

>>214293365
Also seems like an uninsurable fire hazard of an idea

>>214293392
Those are some massive speakers for that space lol what's the point. Might as well just use headphones

>>214293627
at least they're warm inside now

>>214293634
your cuntry has paper walls lmao

>>214293788
i live in serbia so i think i could count the paper walled houses in my entire country on one hand

>>214293788
>lives in a cuck country that literally won’t let him do what he wants in his own house
>comebacks with a ridiculous meme in response because he has nothing real to say
Concession accepted.

>>214293088
as long as he lived there as a child, he was protected by magic because his mom sacrificed herself to save him and somehow that carried over to Petunia

>>214293788
Japan?

>>214293055 (OP)
Read the books, retard.

>>214293788
ACTUAL paper walls are kino (e.g. Japan).

is 'drywall' in the US just plasterboard? you could just punch through your walls?

>>214293874
The "books" are the fanfiction —with plot holes everywhere— of a stupid woman who self-inserts a lot.

>>214293830
>lives in a cuck country that literally won’t let him do what he wants in his own house

you 70 IQ mouthbreather are not even aware of the HOA that your mommy's house belongs to and what rules they set. neither of the house insurance and their requirements.

>>214293055 (OP)
It is child abuse, because they have enough rooms in the house to give him his own bedroom, you dumb nigger.

>own room
>in a semi-detached
>big enough for a single bed
>as a 9-year-old boy
>This is torturous child abuse to middle-class authors

>>214293084
That's sick when you think of it that way

>>214293055 (OP)
Why didn't anyone at Hogwarts do something about Harry basically being abused by his foster parents?

>>214293818
This is Serbia. You wish you had paper walled houses.

>>214293935
based

>>214293435
i would use medical grade bags and tubing like for IVs and such and fill them with soup and energy drinks. i do that when i go into movies and dont wanna pay out the ass at the concession stand

>>214293417
That's nicer than those doomprepper bunkers that have been cropping up over the last few years.

>>214293088
Idr the youtuber's name but they actually changed the story to where Potter ended up growing with the Weasley's and Ron ended up in Hufflepuff. It was more interesting than what we actually got innthe movies.

>>214293261
Harry would've been safer with Sirius Black.

>>214293788
>everyone in europe lives in a castle
this meme is retarded. you're like the morons in LA who live in a concrete wastleland and LARP that everyone lives in a malibu waterfront mansion

>>214293818
>serbia
So you're not white and you're poor. Got it.

>>214293914
>fanfiction
of what IP?

>>214294123
The Worst Witch

>>214293973
are schools in your country doing anything about children being abused at home? before they even enrol?

>>214293973
LOL. You mean the school that regularly tortures its students and throw them to dragons and merpeople?

>>214294205
>are schools in your country doing anything about children being abused at home?
yes

>>214294352
>cat scratches
>torture

i mean just a generation/two ago, my dad would get his knuckles rapped. hardly the worst thing in the world, but it does fucking hurt (try it)

>>214293447
>>214293392
>>214293290
>>214293257
>>214293206
How do these people all afford two story houses?

>>214294404
I call bullshit. They don't even do anything about children being abused right in the school. A bunch of bullies could torture a kid in front of a class and the teachers would only act when the victim strikes back. It is like that everywhere, Germany, Sweden, Japan, especially USA. I heard stories from all those places and experienced first hand myself (in Germany).

>>214294505
an average computer programmer working at FAGMAN could afford one in a rural area (WFH) in less than a year, without mortgage

>>214294540
Not life they live in the area they need to be to get those jobs.
>They'll just live in their car!
Yet the vast majority don't and normal people don't want to. Moreover, no one wants to live in rural, flyover shitholes.

>>214294194
real niggas remember wizards of waverly place

>>214294605
I have been working from home for the last 5 years

>>214294194
For me it's Sybil Hallow, though the show has a lot of cute and funny girls

>>214294058
Sirius Black was in Anthraxkaban or whatever it was called.

>>214293312
>Buying your own house in 2025
>Starving to death while paying rent


Being poor is worse than being non-white