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Anonymous No.214294972 >>214295015
I want HR to bring me a balloon on my birthday, one of those mylar balloons with a fun design on them. If you buy them in bulk it'll only cost you cents for each balloon
Anonymous No.214295015 >>214295363 >>214295505
>>214294972 (OP)
Let me get this straight... you do not understand helium is a depleting resource insuring costs will rise? Get the fuck out of my office.
Anonymous No.214295363
>>214295015
But helium doesn't chemically bond with other elements. As it leaks out of balloon and even if someone breathed it, it will still be helium and get trapped in our atmosphere. All we need are giant hoses that can reach the skies and then we can suck all the helium out.
Anonymous No.214295505
>>214295015
and I want the cutest HR intern to blow up the balloon with the strength of her nubile lungs.