Thread 214295257

Previously on /dex/ - >>214290047

>>214295257 (OP)
Does being a blood analyst pay that well for Dexter to have that many murder gadgets and tools, oh, and rent a yacht for how many times?

sex with deb

pitbros we eatin' good

They should do a serial killer crossover and have Dexter go against Chesapeake Ripper.

hey, you
yes, you, viewer
we're keeping everything the same ok?
dexter is still the same killer you used to love
are you happy?
stop fucking downvoting our finales now
please

>>214295402
>you will never be a serial killer with sister gf (actually step-sister so you can marry without problem)
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

>>214295423
season 2 is dexter against hannibal joe and barry

>>214295434
Would be too based.

ONCE TOLD ME

Why did Audette's white partner frame mostly innocent black Don Framt as the Ripper?

>>214295346
I imagine he uses cash that he obtains from criminals he kills
Most of them probably wouldn't have much, but a career criminal rather than a regular murderer would provide enough cash for a shitload of plastic wrap

>>214295481
Anyone else batistamaxxing irl after this?

i walked into a station with a binder full of notes on a case i’ve been following for months. like timelines, photos, printouts of phone records i pulled off some telegram site. i straight up told the desk guy i was here to “assist the investigation” and he just waved me back.
next thing i know i’m in the passenger seat of a squad car while they’re running plates. i kept pointing out cars like “that’s him, i’ve seen that honda circle the block three times” and they actually wrote it down.
the weirdest part is nobody questioned it. not once. i had a suit on and a cheap leather briefcase and they just assumed i was legit.

>>214295346
What do you mean "rent a yacht". But anyway he got a lot of inheritance from Harry and maybe something from his biological father. At least the house they clean up and probably then sell?

And his pay isn't probably bad because he's a super expert just below Masuka and he has no expensive or at least normie hobbies.

>>214295425
Was this epic 4th wall break because he directly says "exactly who YOU want me to be" in his monologue. Or who was he addressing otherwise?

sign the petition, bros

That one fucking shot of the partner with all the new york ripper news articles behind him really sealed the deal for me. He's the guy.

>>214295555
>Early Cuts explanation
Slice of Life was sold to Dexter by a shrink who helped a millionaire/future Dexter victim to get away scotfree. He wanted to sell his old boat because he was rich now and didn't need that old shit anymore.
>Original Sin (possible explanation, we will never know because season 2 is canned so it's not gonna be elaborated upon)
It's Camilla's boat

>>214295582
if original sin being cancelled means better and longer resurrection episodes then nah

>>214295600
He let a black guy, Don Framt, take the blame for it. Even Prater bought it.

>>214295582
Just kill a Paramount executive "Dexter Style" and put it on TikTok.
If even just 1% who signed the petition did this we would have a season 2.

final episode was good
and i expected disappointment

>>214295346
Both of his (foster) parents are dead, meaning he has the full inheritance from Harry (in the form of a fully paid off house in Miami)
The "yacht" was also gifted to him from Camilla. I think it's off-handedly mentioned once in season 1 but it's re-confirmed in Original Sin.
He also probably steals cash from his victims.

The male detective definitely tampered or switched the file on NY ripper, and in reality it's him.
Clues thorough the show and there's no way they'd just randomly show him being the first to find the files and then lead her to them.

>>214295716
did anyone else notice the rippers weapon was missing in the final scene
i guess he stuck it up his ass

>>214295716
your theory is dead, stop and cope.

>no tiktok songs only boomer songs
Respect the fanbase that made Dexter alive again Clyde.....
Me and my guys will leave if season 2 doesn't have a slow and reverb song.

>>214295405
Do you think Harrison made her shave her disgusting pit hair for this scene?

Holy kino. So glad they managed to write a good ending for once, kek.

>>214295779
It's still there. You can see it.

>>214295766
??

I enjoyed the finale more than the previous episode. MCH and Dinklage had great chemistry. Pretty funny scene between them at the end.
>Alllllllll...

>>214295814
the next scene i mean

>>214295555
>my phone is dying and I have possibly only seconds to tell my son the code that will save me
>better spend two minutes giving harrison background information and telling him he doesn't have to do this

>>214295877
What next scene? Where he is standing in front of it? You literally see the weapon again towards the end of that scene when he slightly moves to the side.

>>214295798
that's trimmed though.

>>214295814
I bet he wanted to touch it to feel it again.

>>214295978
bingo

>>214295989
*insert webm of dexter touching his blood slides that i accidentally deleted*

>>214295967
>>better spend two minutes giving harrison background information and telling him he doesn't have to do this
Everyone knows is that when you start getting the low battery you still have plenty of leeway before it turns off, especially after they switched to audio only

>>214295967
I thought Harrison needs to guess the last number

why did batista even go out on a mission with an almost fucking dead phone

>>214296228
Batista's retarded.

>>214296228
la passion

>>214296228
he isnt the sharpest tool in the shed

>>214295777
Favorite song of the season? For me its got to be Danzig - Long Way Back From Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoFImDpx_M

>>214296228
it was fully charged, he just constantly leaves bluetooth and wifi on without connectiong and has 200 apps running in the background so his phone dies after 2 hours

>>214296228
>>214296251
His brain got sharp but his head got dumb

>>214296284
for me, it's josie + dexter deb

>>214296252
Moonman - Notorious KKK
Dexter plays it when they're driving together with Blessing

>>214296284
>no ass
>no tits
>no hips
>still cute as fuck
how does she do this

>>214296252
haven't looked it up, but the song they played when dexter walked over to gemini before rage-baiting him

dumb harrison was one misstep away from roofing himself

>>214296252
I can't hear you, the song that played when he followed gemini into the bookstore

>>214296403
So fucking good

>>214295779
Do Argentinian women shave? He'd presumably be into what he grew up around.

>>214296316
Bobble heads are cute. That's why the Funko brand is so popular.

It was a shit episode, full of "being lucky at the last moment"
>Why they didn t turn the lights off of the chamber if they wanted to kill him of thirst?
>Of course Dexter find the correct pin on the last moment
>How they drug the dwarf in less than 1 second
>Why he takes the boat, that's gonna leave traces
Overall was a predictable end, no intrige, no suspense nor revelations

>>214296252
Blood Makes Noise

>>214295715
Wonder how him having misaligned sleeves ties into it.

>>214296395
He's the New York raper its not his first time

>>214296523
One of his super powers is being lucky.

>>214296523
So much time was spent on Harrison girl #1 and Blessing, who ultimately play no part in the main story. Hard to tie it all together with nothing to use.

I kept myself away from spoilers deliberately, anyone know what those spoilers were? I remember getting a glimpse of Prater on the table as well as the thumbnail picture of what wound up being the folder label for NYR but that was when I noped out. But what all was leaked?

>I don't want to remember you
How does Dexter decide which killers he wants to remember?

Turns out the vault had a faulty air conditioning unit so it was freezing cold in there the whole time. It stopped Batista from bleeding out so he'll be back next season.

>>214296549
symbolism for his double life and his trouble to keep them balanced

>>214296597
The entire episode in a shitty russian dub.

>>214296523
>How they drug the dwarf
lmao

>>214296228
He was a great cop and a good person

I like how Quinn waited an entire day to call Batista after hearing that he was having a schizophrenic episode in New York.

>itt forgotten plot lines
whatever happened to her?

>>214296668
but he didn't

pay attention retard

>>214296691
The writers don't so I won't either.

>>214296722
how would you even know what the writers are doing

>>214296785
touche

>>214295609
lol, Dexter was always a B+ product

>>214296785
He's writers, duh

>>214296785
I left my Airpods in the writers room after constantly stalking and harassing them for weeks. They let me off with a warning and told me not to do it again or they be very angy.

>>214295582
this was ass, glad it's gone

>>214296671
>Her and her kid existed on the show purely to drag Bobby Baccala into the plot and lead to a close call with Batista.
It's sort of funny when you think about it.

>>214296816
Seasons 1-4 were B+, it's now a D

>>214296671
dexter handled it.

>>214296830
>glad it's gone
Hahahaah what an idiot you are. There is gonna be another season
AND YOU'LL BE FORCED TO WATCH IT

>>214296671
got cucked, so went to the blonde chick

>>214296869
the bay harbor forcewatcher...

>>214296671
She knew.

>>214296671
Why do writers want me to like latinx single moms
See also: Breaking Bad

>>214296284
I wish we get more silly imagination scenes

>>214295257 (OP)
Any webm requests?

Will there be season 2?

I wasnt in the threads last week to avoid spoilers, what did we think of batistas death? I liked at least that he and dex didnt go out on good terms

>>214296926
Harrison in bed with Gigi

Another season goes by
Dexter doesnt learn anything
He faces no moral choices
Nothing ever happens
Another miami pd officer dead (Quinn or Masuka next season?)

>>214296926
when Dexter looks in the camera

>>214297049
Kind of think a better premise would have been Dexter losing and actually having to take Prater up on his offer, and then we get another season of cat and mouse between Dexter and Prater.

>>214296228
He was a boomer with wifi BT NFC FBI CIA etc on so it was draining the battery

>>214295481
Making Batista's ringtone smash mouth all star is the director driving home that Batista was a retard who deserved it, just in case the viewer hadn't quite figured it out yet.

>>214297125
I guessed that he will make that offer. Would've been cool to see dexter living like king. Flying on private planes all over the world to kill killers

>>214297218
fucking kek

>>214297263
And then he'd really have to grapple with moral choices, even as he's trying to figure out a way out from under Prater's hold.

But I guess we'll see something like it as he tracks down people in the files he recovered. He might have to go overseas to do that, probably will.


I'd also be stoked to see 'The Trial Of The Bay Harbor Butcher', but that would be very much 'this is the very final season ever' material.

>>214297282
is this the first nipple of the resurrections?

>>214297125
got midget guy too expensive for that

>>214297351
Ye, but he really was good in this one. Would he ever have reduced his ask to be in something where he looks really good?

>>214296549
It doesn't. The writer read somewhere that autistic people are good noticing small details so they added this scene.

>>214297282
>Nipples in the open + hiding nipples
??

>>214297379
Remember the snow white midget incident? Only thing dude cares about is money

>>214296316
it's the way she carries herself

>>214295715
I think so too.

>>214297402
they really really really loved statue of liberty

>>214297442
Gotta show that its in NYC now. They probably get tax credits base on that too

>>214297282
KINOOOOO

>>214296603
prater only killed batista, not a serial killer

>>214297331
Would be interesting to see him adapting to other countries. He once teleported to paris I think but that was pretty lame. Kinda just appeared there to kill the woman

wish they hadn't killed them so we got to see more of gemini

>>214297125
I thought that is where it could be heading especially with Rapunzel killer getting away an Prater offers him up in the finale

so fucking kino bros
excited for next seasons

>>214297480
>>214297442
>>214297467
He's.....le free now. Epic symbolism.

>>214296671
Anyone else remember the evil billionaire in New Blood. He was there and then gone, they didn't even try to make him a red herring in-universe

>>214297527
Still havent watched. I wont watch till it's night time with a beer. Of course I know the spoilers though.

>>214297493
Pardonnez mes seins.

>>214297496
Season 2 could have been cat and mouse between Gemini and Dexter would've been kino also.
A shame we won't get that.. unless TRIPLETS?!?!

I hope they botch the finale of Resurrection making it third time in a row

>>214297593
Original Sin finale was already "three botched finales in a row".
Even if you liked Original Sin, you gotta admit it was ass.

>>214296671
ended up being a pointless character. at least she brought us the " outta my way cock sucka" scene

Is he ever gonna return to Miami? It's not true-to-the-core Dexter if frozen NY

>>214297493
There was a forensics convention there obviously and Laguerta paid the bills.

>>214297621
Nah Original Sin doesnt count, only Michael C Hall leading the show counts

>>214297621
I don't count Original Sin because it's a spin-off and it didn't ruin anything.

>>214297640
>get recruited by glowies to take out murderers who was inconvenient for them
>inevitable "DAMMIT MORGAN YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON. HAND OVER YOUR KNIFE. AND YOUR OTHER KNIFE" scene

Did anyone else keep thinking of Stalin when Prater was waddling around in this?

>>214297640
The Miami of today isn't the Miami he left 10 years ago. It would ruin the memories if he went back.

>>214297759
Greetings fellow 4channelers, haha. I am, er... Oxford Jones. Yes, that'll do. And I think we 4channelers should pivot and bully Peter Dinklage INSTEAD of esteemed and iconic actor Warwick Davis!

>>214295405
I feel like whenever i watch a show now and its a sex scene half the time its a guy going down on a girl.

>>214297779
QRD? I am not sure if you mean vibes, filth and decay, etc. or you're referring to the state's swing to being red (so political, which I doubt Dexter would care about at all)

>>214295346
He and Deb inherited Harry's house, he inherited his biological dad's house, and he must have had a pay raise working at Miami PD for 10-15 years by the time of season 1 Dexter.

>>214297786
It's 'empowering' and defeats the male gaze, maybe.
Also it's like 100x easier to do without the actors needing to do anything particularly riske - no awkward humping, no penis socks, no merkins

>>214297779
Return to spring break. see nothing but blacks. leave and go back to new york

>>214295529
>enough cash for a shitload of plastic wrap
it's also worth keeping in mind that based on his total kills since he began killing, he was averaging 1 kill a month. it's not like he kills daily. but he was killing a lot more frequently during the events of the show compared to before.

>>214297808
Literally everything.
10 years ago it was still the east coast beachside city that presented this idea of glitz and glam, despite the very seedy underbelly.
Now... I don't think anyone still sees Miami as a glitzy place full of rich people and supermodels in bikinis. It's got a very notable reputation tied to its position in the heart of Florida. And Florida itself has become a huge meme that's not much better than India at this point.

>>214297786
>>214297817
they also always show the girl riding, they never do that shit for more than 30 seconds.

>>214297817
>Also it's like 100x easier to do
Thats a good point i didnt think of that

>>214297759
de plane! deplane!

>>214295425
It's a relief he didn't go all emo and blame himself for Batista dying again. But having a 3rd Miami police catch him then conveniently get killed by someone else was the same tired cop out.

>>214297909
I like that position because I don't cum quickly.

>>214297967
>Harrison is a quickshot
Makes sense.

So the NY Ripper was a literal who and was just there to pay off detective autismo at the end. They probably won't mention him again in the next seasons. kek.

Seriously not a SINGLE midge joke this season? I was hoping dexter would at least say he only needs to cut him into 4 pieces instead of 9.
WOKE GONE MAD

getting rid of Rita and the kids ruined the OG series. obviously the overall writing and direction of the show got much worse after season 4, but those things were fixable, killing Rita and getting rid of the kids wasn't.

>>214295582
no its shit

Fuck off.

>>214298015
I hope so because I don't care and I'm tired of hearing about LE HECKIN' NEW YORK RIPPER

>>214298072
it would have been fine if 5 was the last season and was dexter becoming unhinged/going on the run

>>214296671
Her plot was the wiseass landlord. Dexter sorted it out.

>>214298046
there was one maybe-line when they first met like 'not quite the man i expected' and that was it
kinda weird i agree

>>214298116
>oops I forgot the syringe at home
and then they died to a midge with a gun

>>214298116
>Harrison is the one who takes out Prater
I don't know what's more blueballing.
Dexter knocking Chase out with Lumen killing him.
Or Harrison knocking Prater out with Dexter killing him on easy mode because Harrison did all the heavy lifting for him.

>>214295582
I don't care that much about the family court in mecklenburg county anon, I don't even live in north carolina

>>214298153
>heavy lifting
hehehe

>>214296972
Everyone is sad but agrees he was a complete retard for attacking Dexter after being freed, and for the events leading up to it, such as knowing Dexter only goes for killers yet thought Prater was in danger. This sentiment exists beyond this board.

Another shit botched finale in the bank. Chock full of contrivances. Writers self inserting as Dexter at the end saying "we don't give a fuck about sensible plotlines or character development. We will just keep feeding you 80iq tiktok fan service slop."

>>214298224
Sort of sad since I started re watching the original.

But he was told to leave

>>214296972
having dexter yet again be absolved from killing someone by a convenient third party is getting old. Literally just a repeat of doakes and laguerta

>>214298224
>Everyone is sad
I'm not.
>entire season of [Benny Hill Show theme starts playing] every time Batista is on-screen
>p-please take his death seriously, it's so emotional
I feld more sadness from Laguerta's death and I wanted the bitch to die because I found her annoying.

>>214297480
seeing him look so old is depressing. 40 to 50 is brutal isn't it? just look at Quinn.

>>214295638
KINO

>>214298266
shamelessly so. The more dexter to watch, the better. Embrace the cheese and bring robo doakes to the mix too

>>214297480
Wait le second ... is we, the audience, the real Dark Passenger?

Bravo Showtime

I really like this pose.

>>214298046
I was hoping he would just fold prater into fetal position and putting him in a single bag, then saying "1 bag should do."

>>214295582
I don't understand why paramount/showtime struggle so hard with this.
It's clear that Dexter is an important ip to them. It's not hard to make something else that hits the same notes. When Dexter originally finished they followed it up with Ray Donovan. I'm not going to pretend that show was any sort of masterpiece but it was pretty perfect as a follow up
>angry fixer murders people for hollywood execs and fucks hot girls
It's not difficult to write a hundred shows that would hit those same notes and be successful.
>underground computer hacker has a job as a 'finder' and must track down kidnapped relatives for rich people
>drug dealer gets blackmailed by member of congress and has to do violent errands for him/her
>underground street racer owes money to the mob and must find a way to pay it back through street racing, mob collections and bank heists
>getaway driver gets burned by their gang and seeks revenge while on the run
This shit writes itself

>>214298317
I'd kind of like to see more of this 'he sees ghosts' gimmick.

When he was rocking up on Prater to save Harrison and Harry was like 'yo fuck him up, D' I was 100% expecting more ghost hallucinations all agreeing that saving Harrison was the right thing to do.

>>214298363
yeah this black dress in the last two episodes was her top tier look

>>214298363
>stay cool, real cool
Did Uma write that line herself? Was it an homage to Tarantino in general?

>>214298256
>>214298264
It will be sad if you go and rewatch the original show and see him just as the fat hispanic cop buddy.

>>214298363
never been into uma. but i find her hot in this show. great legs. nice far apart titayz

>>214298405
This.
I'm still annoyed that we've never gotten a scene of the ghosts arguing with each in Dexter's head.

>>214298398
>This shit writes itself

Dexter came out at a particular time in the cultural zeitgeist when it was fine to portray a villain as sympathetic. Without that element it really loses a lot. The Dexter we still get now has 'grandfathered' in this part, but a new show about someone who is unambiguously a bad guy but has fun or has a code or whatever would be a hard sell.

>>214298405
I'm half expecting if they have a confirmed last-ever episode that they'll have a hallway of mind-ghosts he walks through, Scrubs-style.

>>214298521
Specifically I'd be stoked on seeing them argue with each most of the time, but then once or twice they're all on board with something.

Saving Harrison is obviously pretty good for the 'you must follow le code' voices, and even the 'you should be le selfish apex predator' voices would be all for it.

>>214298521
I just want deb ghost back, at least as a cameo in the finale

Based brother showing back up finally

>>214298498
The first episode of Mr Robot was basically a 1:1 ripoff of Dexter, replacing killing with hacking. It was a huge success.
Audiences want anti-heroes. You don't need serial killers, just 'damaged' protagonists who end up killing a lot of 'bad' people as a result of whatever dumb shit they got themselves into. And hot girls who show boobs.

that finale was so good. did the autist cop just drop everything about harrison being the killer though lol?

>>214298711
Yes they gave up on that subplot mid way through. Many such cases.

>>214298671
Don't get me wrong, I love to see it. Mr Robot was a really good example of it too.

I still say it's a hard sell, and it's always at risk of making them just plain old heroes or villains.

>You don't need serial killers, just 'damaged' protagonists who end up killing a lot of 'bad' people as a result of whatever dumb shit they got themselves into.
It can't just be that, they also need to kill some good people. Dexter had to kill Doakes. He had to be planning to kill other good people who were onto him, even if he didn't go through with it, it had to feel like he might.

>And hot girls who show boobs.

James Gunn put some bobba into Peacemaker, could be a sign nature is healing. You do have to look at some wing-wangs in the same scene though.

>>214298711
the case was closed

>>214295550
You would be surprised. Pic related described getting into places with just a clipboard and like a construction hat/best. If you look and act the part people won't usually question you.

>>214298777
A true autisma wouldn't have accepted so easily that there were no prints on the watch, and would have at least pondered "hmm what if that fat schizo is actually right?".

>>214298789
>wouldn't it be great if we have fame and money to piece of shit lying, thieving scum worth less than the shit on the bottom of my shoe?
I fucking hate this genre.

>>214297954
Pun intended?

>>214298384
kek

>>214298015
Why didn't they use the obvious angle where Batista and Audette could sympathize each other because both are looking for a killer who has evaded them for a decade or something. Tho iirc Batista only knew Dexter was alive at NB finale or so, not sure for how long he suspected everything evil centered around Dexter.

>>214298363
>she's fucking your son!
what did harry mean by this?

>>214298046
They preferred showing the subtle joke as there were only three trash bags.

Imagine dying at the hands of a fucking midget.

>>214298931
Machismo + autisma?

Dexter wouldn't stand a chance.

>>214298964
I would never see it coming

>>214298046
>you must have had incredibly large bootstraps to pull yourself up to such heights
I refuse to believe the line by the reporter wasn't tongue in cheek

>>214298153
He probably wasn't that heavy to lift but that syringe is some serious stuff where the needle just goes thru all the clothes and it knocks out the target in 0,25 seconds.

Btw the first half of Resurrection had some stuff I liked, for example how the Dark Passenger and Dexter both shared the strangulation in backseat method without knowing of each other. And didn't one guy, Tattoo Remover or something, actually try to make a believable knock out by stalking someone and then putting the hospital gas mask on their face? That would actually work in seconds if they kept still enough. I don't know why not just take them on the knockout hold from behind at that point because that's also 10 seconds or less but okay.

Season 1 ended too fast
It should have been at least 2 seasons
I mean he hunts down every serial killer in 1 episode, come on

Ok are they seriously going to make Quinn vs Dexter next season?

I'm shocked there was no real cliffhanger for season 2

>>214299082
are you retarded? you got an entire list

>>214299078
I hope not. I want Quinn to stay a based character, not another retard getting killed going after Dexter.

>>214299061
in previous seasons serial killers were developed as characters now it was nothing
boring season

>>214299078
please no
make Quinn one person that sniffs out danger and just goes back to Miami

>>214299105
I really hate it
>Dexter infiltrates Serial Killer Club
>(stakes can't really get much higher than that)
>he kills them off one by one within episode span
I really don't give a fuck about ripper, there's no connection
how the fuck do you top serial killer club?

>>214299078
Masuka v Dexter

Masuka sees Dexter while he's on an innocent vacation to Thailand. For a few episodes we follow Masuka and he has the ghost of his younger self (the actor from Original Sin) telling him to be even more perverted.

Why do i feel attracted to her

>>214299148
semitic phenotype

>>214299148
beautiful israel woman saar

>>214295600
Watch the finale, they straight up find all the info on who it actually is

>>214299212
The same files that list Doakes as the BHB?

>>214299146
>>214299105
We're constantly told but never really shown how dangerous these killers are.
Same applies not just to the serial killer club, but to the Ripper as well by the way.
Previous seasons (except Original Sin, fuck the cuck rage man) did a much better job at establishing Dexter's victims.

>>214298971
Gave me some anxiety with Dexter pulling Harrison into the vault with him
>Oh no I was stuck in here! Come in here with me!!
Why not hug him on the outside of the vault, the door shoulda just shut and the credits rolled

>>214299148
>chest tattoo
hard pass

>>214299091
that's not a fucking cliffhanger. there's no peril or imperitive for him to go after them.
it's just a story device saying he can carry on doing what he does

>>214299276
>that's not a fucking cliffhanger
maybe if you're retarded

>>214299251
yeah it's all wasted potential
>kill Gemini
>it turns out there's 2 of them
>kill the 2nd one next episode
there are no stakes, there is no intrigue
it all happens too fast

>NOOOOO THEY SHOULD HAVE SPENT AN ENTIRE SEASON ON EVERY KILLER
fuck off retard

>>214299339
>the boys are back in town starts playing

>>214299334
>entire season on every killer
no
>entire season on Dex stalking and onfiltrating Prater's club
yes please

>>214299339
I want Dexter's schizophrenia to get worse and just have a whole group of ghost friends arguing about what he should do

You think Dex could have spared Prater without having to worry about payback?

>>214299334
they did with Brain Moser and Arthur Mitchell and both seasons were great

A severe lack of Doakes in the second half of this season

>>214295600
It seems too easy and obvious to make the Ripper the only character in the season who it could reasonably be, and the only character in the season who has a connection to the cop that is obsessed with finding him.

>>214299462
literally no different from a boat

Now that the dust has settled, what was the actual purpose and direction of this character? She was just kind of *there* the whole time but not really doing anything to contribute to the story or character development.

>>214299318
You're wrong and a faggot.

>>214299479
to appeaze the male gaze

>>214299462
So does Dexter just think he owns it now?
>>214299479
Harrison setup for next season

>>214299503
Did she really fulfil that purpose though?

>>214299474
Not if you take into account the following:
>Larger rates of turn and momentums to control
>The larger the vessel, the harder it is to manoeuvre it, let alone mooring and leaving the harbor
A vessel this size also requires a special boating license, hence the above.

>>214299526
yes, boats famously follow the "finders keepers" rule

>>214299526
I unironically hope this trend continues.
>Dexter kills a local mob boss
>YOU HAVE UNLOCKED MOB BOSS' MANSION AS A SAFEHOUSE
>YOU CAN DISPOSE OF BODIES OF YOUR VICTIMS IN THE KITCHEN. PRESS X TO CUSTOMIZE

I kept thinking about this story today after watching it, honeslty it feels more like a game story than a TV show story, anyone else? It's written in the same way an interactive story game is written, especially the later episodes

>>214299474
Also a yacht this big probably has some kind of engine room. Does Dexter know how to operate that too?

>>214299586
it was stupid and boring only first two episodes were okay
rest is shit

>>214299526
>>214299573
>Dexter kills sewage worker
>YOU CAN NOW USE THE SEWERS TO FAST TRAVEL

>>214299611
the first two episodes were the worst ones

>>214299658
i agree the first 2 episodes were worst ones

what happened to the sword scene from the previews?
did i miss it?

>>214298239
Anyone else excited for the next season where everything goes smoothly but then the big bad hints that Harrison is on the line so everything is then wrapped in 90 minutes or less because Harrison is Dexter's weak point.

>>214299796
based speedwatcher

man they're really gonna do the next one in NY too? i was hoping they'd keep switching it up

>>214299809
Nigga that wasnt in the show at all

>>214299479
South of the border, where da tuna fish play

is detective autismo coming back for season 2? she grew on me

>>214299892
I hope so, it would kind of be a weird spot to just drop her character

>>214299892
I hope Dexter gets invited to work in NYPD and can write his own check.

>>214298317
The "Resurrection" subtitle referenced actually Robo-Doakes being resurrected, not Dexter.

>>214298361
No, that's Harry.

>>214299925
Drop her character in an oven. And her.

loose ends that may come back to bite Dexter:

Angela Bishop
Jonah Mitchell
Charley
Rapunzel
Bobby Baccalieri

So how do we rate this season?

>>214299986
7.5/10

>>214299986
Fun/10

>>214299986
Better than 5, 6 and 8. Probably a little better than 7 and 3. Noticeably worse than 1, 2 and 4.
Obviously there's no need to compare it New Blood lol

>>214295405
Why does Harrison keep sucking her penis?

>>214299479
she's the ripper

>>214299986
8/10

>>214299986
2>1>4>3>6>7>R1>5>8>NB

>original sin never ever
feels bad

>>214297212
In the show's reality that's probably just the custom ringtone he uses specifically for Quinn.

>>214297218
>That russian scam online casino
Le Epic pirate saga

>>214297555
He was a red herring in that he acted a bit off and was "rich guy who hurts the environment." Ir was such a weird thing, though, because as you indicate, despite bothering to introduce him and even give him a unique mansion living room set, he just vanished.

>>214299339
is that blood under Barista mustache ?

>>214300092
The Moment is coming. Tonight's the night.

>>214297621
That wasn't mean to be a series finale. They actually had been given the go-ahead for a second season until it was unceremoniously dropped a few days ago, seemingly in favor of speeding up production of Resurrection S2

Need sweaty autistic Claudette gf

>>214299339
>>214300145

>>214295257 (OP)
>>214295257 (OP)
I liked this last ep. Better than any last ep we had from Dexters. Midgets reaction to its death was funny asf

>>214300171
>whole season
>do nothing just autism
Whats a point ?

>>214299975
Harrison's black friend that he ratted out.

marry fucking kill is so FUCKING annoying

>>214300279
You think I was fucking joking when I called her "Freddie Lounds but somehow worse"?

Will we see ghost Lundy next season?

>>214296671
>forgotten
Given that Harrison will presumably continue to work at the hotel in the upcoming season, it's too early to say that she's been forgotten. The writers seem to enjoy Harrison relationship drama, so I would not be surprised if season two has Harrison having to choose between the two roastoids. Either that or she gets the Barbra treatment
>Harrison on the phone
>no voice on the other end
>Wow Elsa, I'm glad you did well enough at hospitality school to get hired as a manager at the Seafarer Inn in Maine. Tell Dante hi for me, I'll send him some Ninja Turtles comics for his birthday. Bye!
>she is never mentioned again
>>214296909
So you don't feel angry about part of your paycheck heping to pay for them to get their nails did and feed their fatherless niños.

>is accused of being the bay harbor butcher by former colleague
>former colleage is found dead in a wine cellar full of serial killer memorabilia
>person accused of being the bay harbor butcher vanishes together with owner of said wine cellar

There's no way Dexter can't be implicated in this
There's no way Dexter won't be placed in FBI's top 10 most wanted fugitives after this

Yet the writers will make it happen

>>214300232
eye candy

>>214300336
I'm sick of this shit
>NOOOO MATHEWS TOTALLY KNEW AND COVERED UP FOR DEXTER
>MIAMI METRO ARE NOT JUST INCOMPETENT GIGAMORONS, IT'S ALL CONNECTED

>>214300368
There's nothing (official) linking Dexter to Prater's vault

>>214300368
Dexter on a road trip to visit serial killers around the USA, while he's on the FBI top 10 most wanted list, would be a neat season.

>>214300391
Everyone at Miami Metro knew. The smart ones knew to not talk about it and not directly get involved with Dexter's antics or they'd end up on the chopping block somehow.

>>214297496
>they were both poisoned. I spent the last years building an immunity to veterinary anaesthetics
jesus christ, really?

>>214297282
That scene alone alongside the trashy line is why I gave this episode a solid 1/10 rating.

>>214300662
I don't really have a problem with it, but it just screams 2025

>>214298480
Not hating but her face suits her current age better and she was not necessarily the best looking in her youth even tho she had other qualities. Gonna have to probably watch kill bill 1+2 at some point, I never watched them but cringed at the eye scene on early youtube on 144p quality or something.

>>214300662
ya you don't have advertise that you're virgin

>>214299148
does she have four arms?

>>214297282
>telling a complete stranger that you've got a big dick
Why did she do this

>>214297218
S O V L
O
V
L

>>214300368
They'll probably investigate Prater's mansion and find something that will stick against Dexter and other serial killers that have been there. Also, Batista left a bunch of evidence against Dexter/Harrison at his place. He even took a photo of Dexter and Prater together on his phone that he was going to show the cops, but didn't (I think).

>>214300801
so he'd feel jealous, Batista got divorced twice and dumped a bunch of times, the only tail he prob chases nowadays is ladyboy ones

>>214298617
Did he say he was the Ripper but he used the Donald Trumpf alias.

>>214300752
Better a virgin than a castrated cuck.

>>214300745
>never seen kill bill
Damn you need to watch Kill Bill anon but agreed never really was into Uma but she is kind of hot in the show.

>>214298967
I guess they had to subvert that expectation similar to how they subverted Lady Vengeance being the new Lila, which I liked btw. The subversion I mean. Dexter didn't need to have a new love interest again so that part they did right. It opened more time for the black family which grounded him more to the normal routine tho it didn't go anywhere yet.

>>214300878
I remember watching it as a kid a bunch of times, and I didn't really like it/had mixed feelings, tried watching it a few years back, cuz I thought I might like it since I liked all Tarantula's movies, and I ended up tuning out early into the movie.

>>214299263
Yes this was extremely unsettling. There was even dialogue where Dexter said "watch the door" and no one really watched it for most of the time. You would think the first impulse or thought would be to step out of the fucking vault lol or at least put some kind of a block between the door.

>>214299061
It's not their thing to write multiple season archs except maybe Al can return. Then he can get away again.

>>214299148
She is an autistic moloch lady who looks like an egyptian statue or something.

>>214299318
It is all fun and games and he kills everyone in 50 minutes or less of meeting them but then it gets real serious if the villain knows he has a son.

>>214300989
They kinda did with Doakes, but it was more of an overarching thing.

>>214299339
They are pretty chill even if Brian stabbed Angel but that was 20 years ago so that's enough time to forgive.

>>214300989
It would be kind of boss if Al turned out to be much tougher, and he gets away from Dexter multiple times.


I don't recall if anyone actually escaped from Dexter once they were actually on the table, and then went on to be in loads more episodes, can any of you autistic fucks remind me?

>>214299479
Her father is the Ripper and she needs to control promising future detectives with sex.

>>214301157
Little Chino escaped because he was fuckhueg strong.

>>214299975
Lumen

>>214299986
It had a lot of fun moments so I give it 7/10 so better than average and might watch it again sometime.

OS was average but never really good so 5/10 and did not hate but will likely not watch again. I guess I give NB the same, average but never watching again. The tits and Kurt were kind of cool. And there was a scene where Dexter casually dismembered Kurt with a hard on and asked Harrison to carry the bags outside.

>>214300041
It didn't add anything to the story.

Did they know?

>>214300171
You can short it for Audette.

Wait did I miss the meme pic with dexter's neighbor going medieval? Or it was not in the show?

>>214295257 (OP)
Christie Brinkley???

>>214295425
>I'm exactly who you want me to be
KINO.

>>214300745
>never watched kill bill 1+2

>>214295425
pulling a mr. robot at the end

>>214295715
This and the theories had me half convinced his uneven sleeves were going to be a clue.

>>214301231
I thought about her but I don't think she's going to be a problem for anyone. Unless her dark passenger isn't really gone and she defects into killing innocents

>>214295425
oh no, is he dead or dying and imagining what we want?

>>214301444
this should of been the final boss

>>214301641
>A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>214301750
>>214301750

>>214298384
When Harrison said they never look at the staff, he should've added 'plus, he's never at head height'.

>>214301444
Goddamn she is stacked

>>214300878
>>214301441
Yes the movie was definitely around when I was a kid but gonna have to watch them again as an adult

>>214301362
The cat statues have seen everything we have seen in the show.

>>214299569
Yes, it's like salvage.

>>214300368
>>person accused of being the bay harbor butcher vanishes
He said he wants people like Blessing around. Doesn't look like Dexter or Harrison are going anywhere so they're easily found.

>>214300878
NTA but I've held out all this time on Kill Bill waiting for it to be shown as a single movie.

>>214300944
idk what to tell you then. I hate to say wait till the crazy 88 fight but thats hella far into the movie so if you don't like it by then you probably won't care for it.
>>214302120
Unless you happen to be in LA when tarantino shows it at his theater I doubt it's ever coming out. I have some fanedit of the whole bloody affair but from what I know of hes never going to release it that way

>>214300378
Wonder who might end up being a big guy for her