Thread 214296380

>>214296380 (OP)
>Batman unzips his pants and pulls out his Batcock

BLAM

>>214296427
of all the things you choose to threaten him with, you chose a good time?

>>214296380 (OP)
Now I just feel sorry for the Joker. How did Warner allow this to happen?

>>214296427
>>214296455
do you retards not get Joker specifically wants to break Batman away from his self-righteous morality and means?
If he raped him or beat him to death, he'd betray himself and the joker "wins". (the whole point of the movie)
The raping of the incel joker fits the bastardized, amoral world this Joker believes is the only true one and not the fake moral one of batman.

What if he threatened to kill him? It's his one rule, yeah, but hypothetically?

>>214296583
joker wins by corrupting his morals. gg you lose.

>>214296535
>>214296612
So the Joker's reign of terror ends, no more innocent people die...but on some gay philosophical level he "wins?" Seems worth it, desu.

>>214296380 (OP)
rape is nonlethal and worked on that other joker

>>214296679
>"The joker can not win"
>throws Dent and himself under the bus
Did you watch the movie?

>>214296759
Yes, I did. And if The Joker had been shot in the bank robbery all those convoluted schemes wouldn't have happened.

>>214296759
And what, in an actual, practical sense, does it mean to "win?" Keep in mind, we're not actually on the playground.

>>214296427
is that a threat?

>>214296879
joker is an "agent of chaos"; some anarchist who believes every moral fabric is one chaos situation away from collapsing and everyone acting like cannibalistic monsters. His win is the others losing some of their moral fabric.

>>214296380 (OP)
Oh yeah?

>>214296879
The joke is that children are the amoral ones.

>>214296759
Yes I did and the joker got raped

>>214297026
That's still privileging his own perspective/philosophy over basic, demonstrable display of what actually happened. What if some existential pedophile declares that arresting him would mean that he "wins?" Do we keep on letting him molest children so he doesn't get what he claims is a moral victory?

>>214297026
And what if he and I don't share the same "moral fabric?" That I believe that ending the murder of children is a moral good?

>>214297189
Bad analogy, it would be torturing him.

>>214296380 (OP)
He should have just took him onto a train that was going to crash, and then just pull his, "I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you" schtick. He should do that with every villain.

>>214297264
Maybe I don't care about his reaction at all? If he gets a euphoric pleasure out of being in prison but sulks when he's allowed to keep blowing up buildings, which do you prefer?

>>214297223
You can expect rapidly lowering social trust. Basically cops will become easily bribable. Check out any destabilized country.

>>214297269
kek

>>214296535
i just think the joker wouldn't feel so smug if he was pumped full of manjuice

>>214297325
>You shot the child murderer in the face
>That means you will take bribes

>>214297352
>manjuice
Maybe, but we were talking about batjuice instead

>>214296380 (OP)
WHOSE THE FUNNY GUY NOW??

>>214297396
Make capital punishment the law then

>>214296460
kek

Joker is a chaotic egregore charged with meme magic much like Pepe was on the lead-up to the 2016 US election, both were instances of the collective unconscious's attempt to spiritually trigger a revolution to dismantle the status quo, the movie even ends with a mass revolt

His rape in the sequel was a psychic attack on the audience so we'd never ever attempt to do so again

>>214296380 (OP)
>me to my hypochondria when i get over my fear of death

>>214296380 (OP)
>I'll call for backup

>>214296380 (OP)
KEK get raped

>>214298005
>all the bad men are white
Hmm

>>214296380 (OP)
>joker thread
>rape, rape, rape, rape
Jesus the joker movie really raped tvs fragile little minds

>>214298249
male rape is funny, the joke of the 2nd movie was pointing out how people think that
everyone jokes about prison rape
immorality can easily be justified

>>214298249
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE RAPE JUST BECAUSE IT HAPPENED
Did someone joker you?

>>214298249
>t. newfag
Gordon telling Batman to rape the Joker has been a meme for more than a decade

>>214296535
>If your enemy rapes you, you win

>>214297026
Elaborate trap to trick Batman into pirating a movie.

>>214296535
Oh so the joker is just a homophobe?
What if Batman was gay and didn't mind raping the joker?

>>214298509
>doesn't understand the concept of self-sacrifice
Very third world

the joker was raped in the sultry summer of 24

>>214296535
Batman cripples common street thugs every single day. Not to mention he starts this encounter with beating/torture. I dont think you understand batman's morals very well.

>>214298583
Only the wokest leftoid could consider a Lady Gaga musical canon

>>214297223
the joker doesnt care about you.
>>214298640
the joker literally says in the OP that none of Batmans usual "Im so strong and can kick ass" strategies are going to work. He laughs when getting beaten.
>"nothing you can do with all that strength."

>>214296380 (OP)
I would just torture him until he's back down to lizard brain level after 5 days no sleep, water hoarding, flaying and electric shocks.

>>214296380 (OP)
>You have Nuh Thing! Nuh Thing to threaten Mi Weeth!
Christ, how many chinks did Nolan put into the script and forget to cast?

>>214299137
Batman's weapon is fear and the jaker doesnt fear him
which is why batman has to make love to him
its basically a machiavellian reversal

>>214296535
>If he raped him or beat him to death, he'd betray himself and the joker "wins". (the whole point of the movie)
"I-I win bats...." *cum drips from anus*

>>214298860
How mad are you man lol

>>214298568
>the kids Epstien raped are the real winners

Okay rabbi

>>214299137
>He laughs when getting beaten.
And that will heal his spine after the bat drops his knee on it until it cracks, how?

>>214296380 (OP)
>Nothing to do, Withall Ure-Strangth!
Who?

>>214299223
Y-you didn't disappoint. Y-you let both of them die...

>>214299354
if you think the joker cares about dying you missed the plot.
His plan was to have Dent kill him. Doesn't care about his existence once the job is achieved.

>>214296380 (OP)
>tells him where they are anyway
What if the police had got to Rachel in time?

>>214299390
Why are you people taking a cartoon character this seriously?

>>214296380 (OP)
>Killing is making a choice
No it isn't

>>214296380 (OP)
Why did Tariq Nasneed order it bros

>>214296488
All incels must be reverse buckbroken apparently

Heh...I win, Bats!

>>214296427
A Bat Creditcock????

>>214297796
Nah your leader is just a weird little gay Mexican kid

>>214298249
Chuds will accept one day or another they will never win anything

The Joker movies are fucking shit. The Batman Begins movie, despite dozens of plot holes, at least had great music.

>>214296380 (OP)
I'd be like
oh
Then I'd cut off a finger
Oh
Then cut off another
Oh
Then another
Oh
Then another
Oh
Then another
Over and over
Then his toes
Then his ears
Then his balls
Then his dick
Then his nose
Then his feet
Then hands
Then pull out every tooth
Then tear out an eye
Then below his knees
Then toxic elbows
Then to his groin
Then to his shoulders
Then I'd peel his skin off for a week

"oh" every action

Then I'd ask a question

Even AVGN is doing it

>>214299632
Do you want to be called Reddit 500 times

>>214299441
uhm this film is clearly live action.

>>214296427
Isn't that the plot of Rapeman? He rapes wicked women and then they get traumatized into being better people? Maybe that's the Elseworld miniseries Batman we need, the one who reforms via penetration.

>>214297281
>collapses the train tracks which will inevitably lead to Ras dying
"erm akshually i didn't technically kill him. he killed himself by staying on the train"

Seems like Batman has a very flexible definition of murder

>>214299674
You are thinking of the Green Raper or SpiderRaper, he rapes whatever a spider rapes

>>214296427
You made me wonder if bats have cock

>>214299674
>Don't thank me. Thank rape.

>>214299898
Proportionally moggs me

>>214299267
Hello rebbit

>>214299311
>thinks children have an ideology
Sounds like projection

>>214296380 (OP)
what would joker do if batman just to be safe broke both his arms and legs?

>>214296380 (OP)
Honestly this scene is so fucking kino. I rewatched this movie for the first time in a decade and forgot just how good it was and how fucking dynamic the Joker / Batman relationship was in this movie.

I think this is the only Batman movie they really captures the fact that the only thing separating Batman from the criminals is his money and privileged upbringing. Even with all that he still has to struggle not to become as bad as the people he's locking up. The ones after touch on it a bit but it's too shallow. This one really captures the essence of that struggle, which is the essence of Batman.

This Joker performance is so fucking based.

>>214299667
I don't use reddit, never have. I am the original 4chan.

>>214297269
>WHERE'S THE TRIGGER

>>214297026
>anarchist
that happened lots of times and never worked. you give power to the people but they never learned how to run a country. i'd be happier with a tyrant that attacks the root of the problem (of course they'll kill him or force him to exile later). also anarchy used to mean goverment without state. not chaos. the ending in escape from new l.a. would fit this definition better. artistically anyway. an emp that forces everyone back to monke but you would also kill a lot of people in the process (those that need surgery for example) is a way of saying you need to break a few eggs to make an omelet. (fix the country by getting rid of the undesirables) better than this morally elaborated and falsely representated militant ideology that in the end is the only good part of the movie because why would you take any of this seriously? batman shouldn't be this serious. you take the joker out of the movie and is shit. it is overrated.

This Joker would never get raped

>>214296380 (OP)
Rape correct the Joker and he'll be singing a different tune.

>>214296380 (OP)
What if Batman broke his kneecaps and gouged his eyes out?

>>214299621
Except elections

>>214296535
>if batman rapes the joker the joker wins
yeah, he wins another raping

>>214300982
>you can't rape me if I'm willing, batman HAHAHAHAH

>hurry batman, rape the joker!
>I don't know about that commissioner; I don't think that'll make him give up his information
>information?

>>214296427
>YOU BLEW UP GOTHAM SO NOW IM GONNA.. BLOW UP YOUR… PROSTATE
>w-wha
>look at it, Joker. LOOK. AT IT. It’s for you… It’s all for you…
>BRING ME DAT CLUSSY
>NOOOOO NOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN NO HARM
>HNNNNGHHH MPPPH
>NOOOOO STOP IT PLEASE PLEEEEEEASE I DIDNT MEAN NO HAAAARM AAAAAAAHHH

>>214296380 (OP)
>FILL IT OOOOUT
>FILL IT OOOOUT
>FILL IT OOOOUT

>>214296427

Robin is not here

>>214301390
whose gonna hire a dried up crusty ol' raped clown?

4chan can tell the future

>>214299898
They're a mammal, retard.

>>214302133
Your mom is a mammal

Is there anything more fed signaling than gloating over a Lady Gaga musical

>>214302713
I hate Lady gaga her entire shtick is ripping off Kojima

>>214296535
>beats the shit out of him when he has already been detained
isn't that basically the same thing?

>>214296535
Lives matter more than a moral code.

>>214302417
gottem

>>214301390
>reddit meme
not funny

>>214303584
Is it? How would you know?

>>214301390
>he thinks we are black

>>214303630
>Is it? How would you know?
Because it isn't funny.

>>214296380 (OP)
Has there ever been a greater rise and fall than Joker? How do you go from one of the most beloved characters in all of fiction to nothing more than a raped bitch?

>>214304272
>>Is it? How would you know?
How would you know?

>>214296380 (OP)
>gets mindbroken by anal rape
KWAB

>>214303584
>anon it's time to get a job
>REDDIT GUISE LOOK HIM SAYING GET A JOB! THATS SO REDDIT BRO
Utter humiliation.

>>214296427
The Joker is homoerotically infatuated with Batman even in the comics

>>214304379
>How would you know?
Because it isn't funny.

>>214304536
>Because it isn't funny.
How would you know

>if the batman forces me to get a job at amazon
>I win

>>214304536
it never was supposed to be. why not, you stupid bastard.

>>214296427
no anything but that AAIEEEE!

>>214303491
Based realistic depiction of women.

>>214298249
>I watched the Joker getting raped in 1594 time, and every time it gets funnier.

>>214296380 (OP)
kek I miss the joker rape /general/ threads. They were funny and they were fun

>>214296427
Jokes on you, this joker would start laughing and throw it back until your knees go weak

What's so funny? I don't get it.

>>214307214
>ha....ha....ha....ha...haaaaaaaa
you just wouldn't

>>214296427
Unlike the le sad Hoaquinn Phoenix Joker, this one can take all a hard batpipe in his clown hole with a smile on his face

>>214296427
Joker ironically love Batman some twisted fucked up way. This would deepen that obsession.

>>214297352
i don't know, getting pumped with manjuice makes me the MOST smug.

>>214302713
>>214302713

>>214298509
i dont think anyone wins with shit on their dick

>>214298005
I remember seeing this shot in the trailer. No idea he had sexual thoughts in this clip.

>>214309419
>https://vocaroo.com/1aDavZ7RC9b2
>9b2
>92

>>214296535

It's not the gotcha you think it is. Eliminating someone that is a deadly threat isn't "breaking your morals."

>>214309419
>>214309797
i love 4chan

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