Thread 214297602

>B-b-body?
>*GULP* g-gawrsh

Okay smart guy, tell me how you would have gotten away with murder on someone you know during that time period

>>214297602 (OP)
I repeat STAUVAN to myself an unholy amount of times everyday, I love the delivery of his name by his interrogators, the tone of it is like they're reprimanding some schoolboy rather than a murderer, it's morbidly hilarious

>>214297692
Drive the evidence to another state and dump it there. Or burn it in a pre-planned location safe from where people will see it.

>>214297751
I think the only body parts they found were in the apartment complex dumpster. Shouldn't have done that.

He also had her panties at his place. But at least the cops were dumb enough to let him into her apartment after the murder. So he could have claimed he took the panties then.

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>>214297792
Yeah. He almost got away with it.

>>214297602 (OP)
what ethnicity is this?

>>214297692
stab him with an icicle, duh-doi

>>214298157
I never got this meme, why not bash someones head in with a block of ice instead, an icicle would not work at all

>>214297602 (OP)
.... !

>>214297602 (OP)
Dumping a body part in a dumpster and then finding out that they found that body part anyway because a police car was blocking the Garbage Truck from picking up the dumpster the body part was in is like a freak accident for murderers and serial killers
And also he kept evidence on him but to be fair who'd have thunk the previously mentioned incident would have happened

>>214297692
i threaten to release my bipolar if my demands arent met

>>214297692
I'd kill anybody who found out. And then I'd kill anybody who found out about them. The more people who found out, I'd just kill them. I'd kill the police when they came to arrest me. I'd also hire an army of criminal outlaws just to kill anyone who tried to fuck with me. We'd become a full on anti-military where we just kill people all the time. At a certain point it wouldn't even matter if I died or got caught because this huge army of psychos would be out there killing on my behalf.

>>214297602 (OP)
Ahre yoou feeleen ohkaa`j?

>>214297602 (OP)
your hayre was theyre steywun!

Ah knouw ye feeil baid fur what ju diaead...

>why are you a virgin stauvan?
was this really necessary...

>>214300470
I've seen this anon work and he can do what he claims, just in case any of you were foolish enough to doubt him.
also, I'll lend my axe - it'd be a pleasure to serve along ide you

I love the incel kills a roastie episodes

>>214297692
Id start by not putting it in the trashcan outside my apartment and go from there.

>>214297692
I wouldn’t kill my neighbour. And that’s what nobody did.

>murder a girl because she found you sniffing her panties and you didn't want to get in trouble
>do everything in your power to look guilty as fuck and get arrested within 24 hours
kind of a dick move stayven