Thread 214299833

>>214299833 (OP)
What is the purpose of this

>>214299833 (OP)
If take that off, will you die?

>>214299894
Dp?

>>214299833 (OP)
FELT?

so it's like having two dicks?

>>214299833 (OP)
feels good man

I love attention to my balls, I might actually get this

>>214299894
surrogate dick when you do too much coke to stay hard

>>214299894
I looked it up because it got posted on /fit/. Basically it's a dildo you slide your balls into.

>>214299894
ballgasm

>>214300272
>/fit/
does it exercise your ball muscles?

>>214299894
Degeneracy

>>214299833 (OP)
BANE?

>>214299894
So coked up lawyers from Minnesota can still fuck their mistress with their balls after their dick stopped working from all the drugs they took.

>>214299833 (OP)
Why does he wear the mask?

stimulants are the only way i CAN have sex.

should i be worried?

>>214299833 (OP)
"INTRODUCINGTHE BALLDO™ -THE WORLD’SFIRST BALL-DILDO

A new Era in sex has arrived! We’ve created the world’s first sex toy
that will allow you to penetrate your partner with your balls and
unleash pleasure that you’ve never experienced before. Let the ballsex
revolution begin!

With three years of development and testing and over 100 prototypes being made, the balldo™ is now refined to deliver maximum pleasure combined with ease of use."

Ans here i am getting hard ons from hugging a girl like fucking loser.
How do you end up in a place where this seems like a good idea.

>>214300426
What the fuck, yes, go see a doctor. Whats wrong with you

>>214300590
it ALLOWS you to penetrate your partner. you will 'unleash' pleasure.

it's not for the wearer, anon.

I have a question. It's 2025. How do I make my penis bigger? Where's the fucking technology that makes me grow an extra 2 inches? I should take a pill and I'm not permanently larger. 20 fucking 25. But no. Women just laugh at me because my penis is SMALL. I DIDNT CHOOSE TO HAVE A SMALL PENIS!

>>214300659
make a small incision at the base of your penis, then insert a tube of the desired girth and length, it will stretch

>>214300614
>go see a doctor
i did. i was worried, dick suddenly stopped working at age 30. they measured my testosterone etc, said it's probably just ageing/depression.

but on coke/speed/mephedrone, i can have sex for hours. i still can't orgasm, but i CAN have sex.

>>214299833 (OP)
Wouldn't your balls get squished if you used this?

>>214300659
Bathmate and male hanger every other day for two years will add almost 2 inches in length and maybe and inch in girth. Sadly despite the fact we live in 2025 that's as far as we've come in penis enlargement for some reason.

>>214300690
Anon something is seriouslu wrong there, you very likely need to be on therapy and see an urologist.

>>214300742
It would be extremely painful

>>214300690
some antidepressents can make it really hard to coom
lower the dose or accept that you can't coom until it's almost time for you to take your next dose

>>214300690
stick a vibrator up your ass and you'll definitely orgasm from that

>>214300690
>aging
I'm 37 and get hard constantly, literally have a boner right now. I jack off to completion at least twice a day.

>>214300777
>urologist
just out of interest, can UTIs affect erections/sex?

>>214301006
Not directly, but its linked to it.

>>214301078
oh.
i think i see what's happened.

>>214300690
Bro I'm in my upper 30s with depression and ptsd from the army which makes it a little bit more difficult sometimes but I usually have no problem getting hard or getting off. You're fucked up man. Seek help

>>214299894
FUN! IT'S FUN TO DO THIS!

I think using this thing would make you infertile

>>214299833 (OP)
The Cassino won
Josh won
Montagraph won
Rekieta lost.

>>214299894
it’s part of my master plan

>>214300590
>that will allow you to penetrate your partner with your balls
just how many men have ever thought "gee I have a perfectly functional penis, but I sure wish I could fuck my wife with my balls. That would be swell."