are mandatory assjobs the realistic depiction of near future?
>>214300271 (OP)
I would KILL to become a lobster. Imagine having claws and getting to spend your whole life scuttling across the floors of silent seas. Every autistic's wet dream.
>>214300304
>Someone captures you
>they put you on ice (literally)
>once you wake up you are concious enough to see that a you are falling into a pot of boiling water
The thinking man would rather be a hippo. Or maybe a crocodile
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:14:33 PM
No.214300380
>>214300304
I did a test once and got Ant
Doesn't seem that bad really
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:15:44 PM
No.214300402
>>214300430
>>214300355
It's still worth the risk. You can get captured and cooked by a cannibal as a human being anyway.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:17:13 PM
No.214300430
>>214300572
>>214300402
I don't know where you come from, but in ny country that's not really something I have to be afraid of
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:18:47 PM
No.214300469
The ending, surprisingly, kinda fucked me up for a while. As she just sits there scared and helpless because she just got fucking blinded not long ago, impersonating someone and he just fucking leaves her there. Her acting was great.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:20:07 PM
No.214300505
>>214300271 (OP)
He went from this, Alps, Dogtooth and Deer to making pornslop with a prostitute
What happened
>>214300271 (OP)
Apparently the girl fucking him is the directors wife, what a weird fuck.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:22:25 PM
No.214300572
>>214300921
>>214300430
Everybody who has ever been killed by a serial killer in the first world thinks that it can never happen to them until it does.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:24:33 PM
No.214300619
>>214300648
>>214300513
What's weird about making art with your wife?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:25:56 PM
No.214300648
>>214300619
It's still cuckoldry even if there's a camera involved.
Am I the only one who finds the whole 'teasing' way WAY hotter than sex itself?
I get a raging boner if a woman rubs my dick through my pants but I'm far less excited when it comes to the actual fucking itself.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:32:40 PM
No.214300806
>>214300938
>>214300513
this is super common in hollywood and weird as shit
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:36:04 PM
No.214300884
>>214300941
>>214300748
lay off the porn, stand barefoot in some grass, sun your balls and eat some meat
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:36:16 PM
No.214300887
>>214300748
Same here. Dry humping is way hotter than penetrative sex, much more erotic especially if she is in the right mood or has the right kind of personality.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:37:17 PM
No.214300921
>>214301066
>>214300572
The chances are still pretty slim and you are probably more in danger of a violent death by being a lobster
>>214300884
Porn is all about penetrative sex though. Dry humping, teasing, all that kind of stuff is niche in porn but happens in actual relationships.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:39:50 PM
No.214300975
>>214300941
Could it be because she has a terrible body and ran through roastbeef vagina and looks much hotter in clothes?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:41:15 PM
No.214301018
>>214300271 (OP)
She looks bored and that man is dead.
Assjobs kill the man.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:41:18 PM
No.214301021
>>214300748
no
that's why strip clubs exist
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 9:43:05 PM
No.214301066
>>214300921
That's my crustacean's cross to bear
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:01:18 PM
No.214301557
>>214300941
porn is all about watching OTHER people have sex. Cuck is just porn in person, where you are in the same room as the "performer"
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:09:22 PM
No.214301747
>>214300271 (OP)
wish more kinos had sexy maids and sexy nuns and sexy nurses
