Thread 214302539

Post some jumbotron kinos

>>214302539 (OP)
If you're a white man whose attending a sporting event in 2025 you are a cuck

I don't have any fucking clue what I just watched.

>>214302539 (OP)
glad I never go to things like this so this has a 0% chance of happening to me

>>214302539 (OP)
I'm not American. Explain what the fuck I am watching.

The funniest part is those were all looksmatches. He even was 1-2 levels higher than those bugs just because of the White angle. But, in today's dating economy they are considered higher tier by the masses even though they are 40% plastic stinky bugs. We are living in a twisted world

>>214302846

On the Jumbotron (the big tv) they usually do gimmicks like kiss cams that focus on obvious couples or celebrity look a likes. They often never ask people to participate in these because it’s all in good fun. One guy on the kiss cam even pretended his beer was his partner! Anyway this looks like Tinder paid money to the arena to put single people on there and match them. Something that absolutely no sane person would want and generally a bad idea.

>>214302961
that might be the most grim shit I've ever heard.

>>214302846
american sports are filled downtime and ads so they distract the audience by doing gimmicky shit like this

>>214302539 (OP)
why are they all asian

>>214302539 (OP)
lol...lmao
so ridiculous it just becomes comedic in a darker sense

>>214302539 (OP)
I don't understand how the girls are showing that they're passing

>>214303051
they're literally all staged

I was on the jumbotron with my family about 5 different times in one game the last time we went together, that was fun.
Then we lost in extras
Three fucking innings in a row with the winning run in scoring position and they couldn't close it out

>>214302539 (OP)
>can't even go to a ball game without being humiliation ritualed anymore
The absolute state

>>214303846

You you’re saying you jinxed it

>>214303723
they are. another thing they would do is pay off a man to show up as the opposing team, be overtly annoying. then they get the mascot to kick him out the arena.

>>214303846
>Marlins

Of course you were on the jumbotron a lot, they had what maybe 12 fans in the entire stadium to choose from?

>>214302846
what is it like being a tranny?
>>214302539 (OP)
the jewish cunt who made tinder ass also made bumble. the company that owns tinder is down 2/3rds of it's value since 2020 and bumble is down 91%. fucking cunt had the audacity to go on npr and try to say she felt bad about making the human misery apps

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>>214303417
you realize that shit is in thailand right? the jumbotron has thai text on it

>>214304127
so you're saying those are all dudes? that's even worse I'd hang myself

>>214304411
Holy moly!

>>214304411
based she cas say what we're all thinking gf

>>214303723
If it were staged, he'd have had a match.

just flip off the camera and they'll instantly cut away

>>214303723
haha that's hilarious!

>>214302539 (OP)
>WMAF
>NOPE
can I get an "Early Life" on that cameraman?

>>214303723
Even this one that ended two marriages?

>>214306041
Kek, that was a funny week

>>214303723
Are you an idiot?
You think sports franchises spend time and money writing up and performing live bits for their home games?
They have exactly one person meant for that type of shit and he is wearing a furry costume.

Based fan

>>214302539 (OP)
demonic

>>214303979
Actually it was Dominican night so it was pretty packed for a Marlins game

>>214306263
Wtf

>>214302539 (OP)
>tfw i was put on a jumbotron and the whole stadium booed me

>>214302846
>I'm not American
that explains why you can't use basic inductive reasoning and research to figure out what's going on

>have tourettes
>won't leave the house because because i have snapping fits and everyone will stare
>finally work up the courage to attend a game
>a few hiccups but it mostly went alright
>come home and find out i was on tv
>the camera was on me for five seconds during the worst of it
>announcers just didn't say anything and moved on

>>214302539 (OP)
>single's cam
IF ITS NOT A SINGULAR POSSESSIVE DONT USE AN APOSTROPHE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE

>>214302683
Lmao what a retarded take

>>214306041
if he had just not reacted no one would have ever known lmao

>>214306523

Was it ever confirmed that he was at Columbine high? I think every high school in the 90s had a guy who looked and dressed like that

>>214306263
Who cares about the whore, what's up with the guy clipping through the other guy at the beginning?

>>214306041
>>214306589

I thought at first they were retarded, too, but come on - when you're having that high profile of an affair you're going to react this way if 10,000 people are suddenly staring at you cuddling in public. It's basically involuntary.

>>214306336
Someone have the British version of this where every person shown looks like an inbred degenerate or a big norferner?