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Anonymous No.214302964 >>214303038 >>214303085 >>214303167 >>214303232 >>214303258 >>214303321 >>214303332 >>214303347 >>214303373 >>214303397 >>214303406 >>214303602 >>214303694 >>214303937 >>214305990 >>214306642 >>214307234 >>214307867 >>214307965 >>214309374 >>214309495 >>214309676 >>214312578 >>214314475 >>214314724 >>214314978
How do you respond without sounding like a television and film plebian ?
Anonymous No.214303019
>go to sign up for MUBI
>their poster child film is The Substance
i'll stick to piracy
Anonymous No.214303038 >>214306490 >>214306563
>>214302964 (OP)
Is this just Mubi marketing?
Anonymous No.214303085
>>214302964 (OP)
I would tell her that I am not a racist, but a "race realist" and that I love marvel movies.
Anonymous No.214303104
Just get Kanopy if you don't want to pirate for some reason.
Anonymous No.214303126
I don't respond, I would never willingly speak to this person.
Anonymous No.214303150
mubi isnt that bad. it IS better than netflix
Anonymous No.214303167 >>214314536
>>214302964 (OP)
I would fuck her
Anonymous No.214303232 >>214306646 >>214306707 >>214309454
>>214302964 (OP)
her opinions don't align with her liking Lynch. Badly written parody. 2/10
Also doubt someone saying this Rivette is their favorite would not be able to say it's a rough Balzac adaptation. The fact she's flying to berlin to watch movies because she's rich is accurate though
Anonymous No.214303258 >>214303295
>>214302964 (OP)
The way to shut up a snob is to accuse them of only pretending to like these movies. You want to pull them into an ad hominem so you reveal their petty nature. Unless they have resources to exploit, you push them away and let them know they don't belong in an actual society until their bank account matches their pompousness.
Anonymous No.214303295
>>214303258
>until their bank account matches their pompousness.
protestantism moment
Anonymous No.214303321
>>214302964 (OP)
I'd beat her savagely.
Anonymous No.214303332 >>214303337 >>214303733
>>214302964 (OP)
I have a Karagarga account
Anonymous No.214303337 >>214303513 >>214303733
>>214303332
I fucking wish I had one.
Anonymous No.214303347
>>214302964 (OP)
facefuck
Anonymous No.214303373
>>214302964 (OP)
I never listen to ugly women for more than 5 seconds.
Anonymous No.214303397 >>214303434
>>214302964 (OP)
Being a moving picture plebian is what the medium deserves.
Anonymous No.214303406
>>214302964 (OP)
I don't. She's too old for me.
Anonymous No.214303434 >>214303472
>>214303397
It's plebeian.
Anonymous No.214303472
>>214303434
Indeed.
Anonymous No.214303513 >>214303633
>>214303337
There are a few ways, hang around on film twitter or letterboxd or similar circles and someone will have one
Go to an art or film school and someone will have one
Or attempt to do get invited via other private trackers.
Anonymous No.214303602
>>214302964 (OP)
How does she afford to live like this? Is it time to admit women won?
Anonymous No.214303633 >>214303690
>>214303513
I'm a mostly antisocial person so I guess it will be complicated. I'm on some trackers though.
Anonymous No.214303690 >>214303724
>>214303633
If you're going to take the tracker route you can try >>>/g/ptg
Karagarga doesn't recruit currently but you may be able to find user invites
Anonymous No.214303694
>>214302964 (OP)
I just lean into it. When she asks what my favorite movie is and I tell her its Blues Brothers she wouldn't know how to respond because she hasn't seen such plebian filth. That's when I take the opportunity to rape the confusion out of her.
Anonymous No.214303724 >>214303738
>>214303690
Yeah I could check it out. But you generally need to be a top tier user on trackers to receive invites and I'm only power user on some.
Anonymous No.214303733 >>214303756 >>214303795
>>214303332
>>214303337
It's overrated. PTP has everything KG has and way more seeders for everything.
Anonymous No.214303738 >>214303756
>>214303724
Yes that's true. But upping your rank is not that hard if you know what you're doing
Anonymous No.214303756
>>214303733
I don't have either though I have some rare trackers.

>>214303738
I know how to do it, it just bores me since I have other things to do than trackermaxxing. People who do it are very useful though
Anonymous No.214303789
i would try and talk to her about anything movie related until she got tired of talking to me
Anonymous No.214303795
>>214303733
Not true, and also kg has a better community if you're into arthouse. The forums are kino
Anonymous No.214303932
That hair cut looks like it would make for some fun BJs
Anonymous No.214303937
>>214302964 (OP)
That turtleneck is fucking kino. Decent jacket, too.
Anonymous No.214304919
>were gonna watch a spoogy mubi!!!
Anonymous No.214305990 >>214307062
>>214302964 (OP)
>smoke cigarettes for breakfast
Stopped watching there, that's the most normalfag thing ever.
Anonymous No.214306226
>Open webm
>Check run time
>1:35 of a woman trying to be funny? Nope
>Close webm
Anonymous No.214306490
>>214303038
yes
but
>coffe black
>cig
>finish cig
>3 beers
>drive to work
yep shes almodt like me
Anonymous No.214306563
>>214303038
I used to have mubi to watch Lav Diaz movies but they took them off and all that’s left is a bunch of lgbt slop.
They do have LVTs the Idiots though which is fucking great
Anonymous No.214306642
>>214302964 (OP)
I did watch an australian movie on Mubi that was three hours of two guys chatting in a car on their daily commute. I can generally hang when it comes to pretentiousness.
Anonymous No.214306646
>>214303232
Youre German, arent you?
Anonymous No.214306707 >>214307900 >>214309230
>>214303232
People trying to mock film snobs never get the references correct. They out themselves by name dropping Lynch, who is just the normies idea of a β€œweird” director.
Anonymous No.214306863
This bitch is ugly.
Anonymous No.214307062
>>214305990
bro lives in a 80% gay commune
Anonymous No.214307234
>>214302964 (OP)
tiny film festivals used to be pretty cool, because of the guest panels, you could listen to some washed up who gives talk about the times they brushed against someone important. these days, not so much, it's all on youtube.
Anonymous No.214307867
>>214302964 (OP)
"I'm sorry, sir. Were you talking to me?"
Anonymous No.214307900
>>214306707
Lucas...
Anonymous No.214307965 >>214309412
>>214302964 (OP)
I wouldn't say anything, I would show her that Ratatouille pic. You know the one.
Anonymous No.214308932 >>214309150
Anonymous No.214309150
>>214308932
me at the daily standup
Anonymous No.214309230
>>214306707
>Yes I am into cinema more then movies you know? None of that marvel stuff.
>Ever heard of Jon Waters? No of course not why would you
>Ingmar Bergman? No? Typical
>David Lynch? Yeah the Twin Peaks guy right. Oh you ONLY know Twin Peaks the modern one? Uhh.
Anonymous No.214309374
>>214302964 (OP)
what's with these people invading artsy fartsy spaces and getting angry that there are artsy fartsy people there, like we get it you don't have any interests of your own
Anonymous No.214309412
>>214307965
Cut to the chase do you like to cook or not bitch
Anonymous No.214309454
>>214303232
That's the joke you retard
Anonymous No.214309495 >>214309531 >>214314794
>>214302964 (OP)

Ciggie butt brain
Ciggie butt brainnnn
Anonymous No.214309531 >>214314794
>>214309495
Yew olways troi ta take mai laita
Anonymous No.214309676
>>214302964 (OP)
Look sweetie, you're cute but I just don't think I could be with someone who pays for a subscription to anything.

There's a world of film out there that you'll never experience except through someone's prism. Come to my movie night one of these days, we're screening all seven hours of TraumaZone right now.
Anonymous No.214309766
Buy a fucking ad
Anonymous No.214309862
>women can't be fu-
Anonymous No.214311374 >>214312619
I want to be her
Anonymous No.214312578
>>214302964 (OP)
Reminder that what got rebranded as "art hoes" is THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING as mid 2000s-early 2010s hipsters
they are the exact same breed of women, same interests, same attitude, same style
I would know, I was there, in Oakland, in Williamsburg, they were the most self centered shallow judgemental cunts then and probably still are now because I don't associate with fucking hipsters anymore
What's really sad is when they're in their mid 30s and still dress and act like they did when they were in their early 20s, only they're walled and have some overpaid job where they have zoom meetings and reply to emails and do fuck all for 6 figures, and then try to play it off as being "cool artsy wine aunts"
Fuck hipsters and fuck almost everyone my age - and I say that fully aware that core 4chinz is mid-late 30s millenials
Anonymous No.214312619
>>214311374
Skip giving money to big pharma and just kill yourself, unless you're a corporate bootlicker
Anonymous No.214314475
>>214302964 (OP)
My gf likes Harry Potter.
Anonymous No.214314536 >>214314670
>>214303167
she would stink
Anonymous No.214314670
>>214314536
Anonymous No.214314724
>>214302964 (OP)
>I'm mostly into esoteric east asian print nowadays, its a bit obscure but the story is engaging, and the character interactions are deep and also portrays the current socioeconomic woes without being overbearing
Then I show her my exhentai tab with the
>milf, netorare, slave, footjob, impregnation, group, leglock, shota
tags on.
Anonymous No.214314794
>>214309495
>>214309531
dew oi fawckin know ya mate?
Anonymous No.214314978
>>214302964 (OP)
how do I respond? Have an espresso or two and go full autismo about how KG is far superior to mubi and tell her to friend me on there if she ever gets an account