Thread 214302964

How do you respond without sounding like a television and film plebian ?

>go to sign up for MUBI
>their poster child film is The Substance
i'll stick to piracy

>>214302964 (OP)
Is this just Mubi marketing?

>>214302964 (OP)
I would tell her that I am not a racist, but a "race realist" and that I love marvel movies.

Just get Kanopy if you don't want to pirate for some reason.

I don't respond, I would never willingly speak to this person.

mubi isnt that bad. it IS better than netflix

>>214302964 (OP)
I would fuck her

>>214302964 (OP)
her opinions don't align with her liking Lynch. Badly written parody. 2/10
Also doubt someone saying this Rivette is their favorite would not be able to say it's a rough Balzac adaptation. The fact she's flying to berlin to watch movies because she's rich is accurate though

>>214302964 (OP)
The way to shut up a snob is to accuse them of only pretending to like these movies. You want to pull them into an ad hominem so you reveal their petty nature. Unless they have resources to exploit, you push them away and let them know they don't belong in an actual society until their bank account matches their pompousness.

>>214303258
>until their bank account matches their pompousness.
protestantism moment

>>214302964 (OP)
I'd beat her savagely.

>>214302964 (OP)
I have a Karagarga account

>>214303332
I fucking wish I had one.

>>214302964 (OP)
facefuck

>>214302964 (OP)
I never listen to ugly women for more than 5 seconds.

>>214302964 (OP)
Being a moving picture plebian is what the medium deserves.

>>214302964 (OP)
I don't. She's too old for me.

>>214303397
It's plebeian.

>>214303434
Indeed.

>>214303337
There are a few ways, hang around on film twitter or letterboxd or similar circles and someone will have one
Go to an art or film school and someone will have one
Or attempt to do get invited via other private trackers.

>>214302964 (OP)
How does she afford to live like this? Is it time to admit women won?

>>214303513
I'm a mostly antisocial person so I guess it will be complicated. I'm on some trackers though.

>>214303633
If you're going to take the tracker route you can try >>>/g/ptg
Karagarga doesn't recruit currently but you may be able to find user invites

>>214302964 (OP)
I just lean into it. When she asks what my favorite movie is and I tell her its Blues Brothers she wouldn't know how to respond because she hasn't seen such plebian filth. That's when I take the opportunity to rape the confusion out of her.

>>214303690
Yeah I could check it out. But you generally need to be a top tier user on trackers to receive invites and I'm only power user on some.

>>214303332
>>214303337
It's overrated. PTP has everything KG has and way more seeders for everything.

>>214303724
Yes that's true. But upping your rank is not that hard if you know what you're doing

>>214303733
I don't have either though I have some rare trackers.

>>214303738
I know how to do it, it just bores me since I have other things to do than trackermaxxing. People who do it are very useful though

i would try and talk to her about anything movie related until she got tired of talking to me

>>214303733
Not true, and also kg has a better community if you're into arthouse. The forums are kino

That hair cut looks like it would make for some fun BJs

>>214302964 (OP)
That turtleneck is fucking kino. Decent jacket, too.

>>214302964 (OP)
>smoke cigarettes for breakfast
Stopped watching there, that's the most normalfag thing ever.

>Open webm
>Check run time
>1:35 of a woman trying to be funny? Nope
>Close webm

>>214303038
yes
but
>coffe black
>cig
>finish cig
>3 beers
>drive to work
yep shes almodt like me

>>214303038
I used to have mubi to watch Lav Diaz movies but they took them off and all that’s left is a bunch of lgbt slop.
They do have LVTs the Idiots though which is fucking great

>>214302964 (OP)
I did watch an australian movie on Mubi that was three hours of two guys chatting in a car on their daily commute. I can generally hang when it comes to pretentiousness.

>>214303232
Youre German, arent you?

>>214303232
People trying to mock film snobs never get the references correct. They out themselves by name dropping Lynch, who is just the normies idea of a “weird” director.

This bitch is ugly.

>>214305990
bro lives in a 80% gay commune

>>214302964 (OP)
tiny film festivals used to be pretty cool, because of the guest panels, you could listen to some washed up who gives talk about the times they brushed against someone important. these days, not so much, it's all on youtube.

>>214302964 (OP)
"I'm sorry, sir. Were you talking to me?"

>>214306707
Lucas...

>>214302964 (OP)
I wouldn't say anything, I would show her that Ratatouille pic. You know the one.

>>214308932
me at the daily standup

>>214306707
>Yes I am into cinema more then movies you know? None of that marvel stuff.
>Ever heard of Jon Waters? No of course not why would you
>Ingmar Bergman? No? Typical
>David Lynch? Yeah the Twin Peaks guy right. Oh you ONLY know Twin Peaks the modern one? Uhh.

>>214302964 (OP)
what's with these people invading artsy fartsy spaces and getting angry that there are artsy fartsy people there, like we get it you don't have any interests of your own

>>214307965
Cut to the chase do you like to cook or not bitch

>>214303232
That's the joke you retard

>>214302964 (OP)

Ciggie butt brain
Ciggie butt brainnnn

>>214309495
Yew olways troi ta take mai laita

>>214302964 (OP)
Look sweetie, you're cute but I just don't think I could be with someone who pays for a subscription to anything.

There's a world of film out there that you'll never experience except through someone's prism. Come to my movie night one of these days, we're screening all seven hours of TraumaZone right now.

Buy a fucking ad

I want to be her

>>214302964 (OP)
Reminder that what got rebranded as "art hoes" is THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING as mid 2000s-early 2010s hipsters
they are the exact same breed of women, same interests, same attitude, same style
I would know, I was there, in Oakland, in Williamsburg, they were the most self centered shallow judgemental cunts then and probably still are now because I don't associate with fucking hipsters anymore
What's really sad is when they're in their mid 30s and still dress and act like they did when they were in their early 20s, only they're walled and have some overpaid job where they have zoom meetings and reply to emails and do fuck all for 6 figures, and then try to play it off as being "cool artsy wine aunts"
Fuck hipsters and fuck almost everyone my age - and I say that fully aware that core 4chinz is mid-late 30s millenials

>>214311374
Skip giving money to big pharma and just kill yourself, unless you're a corporate bootlicker

>>214302964 (OP)
My gf likes Harry Potter.

>>214303167
she would stink

>>214302964 (OP)
>I'm mostly into esoteric east asian print nowadays, its a bit obscure but the story is engaging, and the character interactions are deep and also portrays the current socioeconomic woes without being overbearing
Then I show her my exhentai tab with the
>milf, netorare, slave, footjob, impregnation, group, leglock, shota
tags on.

>>214309495
>>214309531
dew oi fawckin know ya mate?

>>214302964 (OP)
how do I respond? Have an espresso or two and go full autismo about how KG is far superior to mubi and tell her to friend me on there if she ever gets an account