Thread 214303197

Are we about to witness a rocknaissance?

Probably not

I guess "pigeonholed" is a euphemism for "butt fucked by producers"

If you don't remember, a lot of his first movies weren't action movies.

>>214303197 (OP)
>goes deep and intense and raw now
Think about it, Tone. The sudden weight loss...?

What the hell is with this trend of former WWE actors suddenly becoming so faggy and pretentious? First Batista, then Cena, now him, have they all hopped off the test and turned into homos?

Coming out of the closet?

>>214303356
kek

>>214303356
AIDS?!

>>214303197 (OP)
He's wearing glasses so you know he's serious

Isn't he almost a billionaire? how much more stinking money does he need

he's got cancer or aids

>>214303197 (OP)
how deep did they go on him

>>214303783
>>214303990
>And what’s the cure? Money!

>53 years old
RIP

>>214303197 (OP)
> I was pigeonholed
Rock chased IP to be a mubi star

> I was scared before
Burnt by Southland Tales, he chased IP + selling drinks & hair products

>>214304157
>hair products
???

some dickriders on tiktok were saying he is wanting to spend more time with family than working out.

Meanwhile the video was him at another movie premiere of some slop he has done

>>214303197 (OP)
Maybe the Rock needs to be taught a thing or two about going in deep and intense and raw

>>214303197 (OP)
this is just more marketing gaslighting bullshit, obviously. he needed an image boost after black adam bombed(which he banked a TON on)

>>214303682
yeah, maybe a fucked up endocrine system from basically being on HRT all their lives

he needs to go back to true movies like Michael Bay's Pain & Gain and stop his gayass unbeteable guy act, his best role so far

>>214303197 (OP)
he's going to be as cringe as will smith in a few months.

>>214303197 (OP)
how many kids do you think hes killed and eaten

>>214304404
What do you think you can teach him that Pat Patterson hasn't already taught him?

>>214303197 (OP)
IT'S ABOUT DICK
IT'S ABOUT PENIS

>>214303197 (OP)

me when my hooker offered to skip the rubber

>>214306093
I thought he was talking about cherry pie???

>>214303197 (OP)
Fuck off Dwayne, you ruined Cena's retirement run and you will never be as good as John or Batista

He’s gonna play foccault just wait.

>>214306141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cltB20AWjew

>>214303356
HESSA FACKIN FAGOLLI!

>>214303197 (OP)
We're about to witness him become more insufferable, he's thinks he's a serious actor now.

>>214303197 (OP)
Was he talking to Will Smith when he said this?

Not, he changed his face to hide if he lose a fight (because he had in his contract that he can't lose a fight) he still playing a straight character with a hot woman instead of being gay or bisexual to get the status like John Cena, he still play the straight male fighter with a attractive female who will only lose because is old and play the safe depressed straight man who still have everything easy like money, job, attractive wife... Let me see if Hollywood will be submissive for him or demand more things like being homosexual, have explicit loser scenes, gay scenes, because he still playing safe, but let me guess if Hollywood will accept this as pretentious Oscar Bait we're he still play the strong straight man fighting.

>>214303197 (OP)

The Rock is changing his strategy. All the backlash about him being so fake and full of himself has left him as a laughing stock. The "no lose a fight" shit, the "this is my first time eating at five guys" (or whatever it was), and the fact that all his movies suck. Now he's going to try the humble approach to win people over. All I see is a fake fuck trying different manipulation.

Nobody ever had issue with Schwarzenegger. He was always genuine and real. I remember that time he was on some talk show demonstrating weight lifting, and he host was self-deprecating; Arnold told him never talk down about himself. Guy was a true movie star. Rock is a joke.

The Rock need to be in a movie who he don't hide and don't change his face, and need to be gay dating a strong gay man with the same build as him, having explicit gay scenes, and losing fight and being loser, it's so safe The Rock want to get recognition for a pretentious safe Oscar Bait who he still playing the strong straight man with wife, will be a winner fighter who maybe only lose one fight, and hide his face with make up to look like other man. If he is not gay and don't lose it's not enough for me, why John Cena is in gay scenes, losing fight but The Rock want to be viewed as Oscar bait playing a strong straight man.

>>214303356
Jokes aside, coming off his decades of gear could put some sugar in that tank iykwim
>>214303682
hollywood realized wrestlers are more experienced in acting than most of these nepo retards. for a role like drax, you need some guy like batista. anyone else would be worried playing that, but some wrestler will dive right in no fucks given. the rock got his start with literal slop like the tooth fairy. same premise kinda applied there

>>214307011
Wrestlers are also used to running with shitty gimmicks and dancing to some madman's tune, so getting shitty roles in shitty movies is old hat to them.

>>214303267
I wonder why would anyone remember anything on his movies
The only thing I care is the banter with Oily Discharge and those motherfuckers from A24 didn't spend a dime on promos

>>214303197 (OP)
He looks like my uncle but brown and bald.

>>214303682
Batista was one of the memorable parts of BR2049. Certainly better than Jared Leto that is for sure.

>>214306168
It would've been kino Gandolfini turned his life around lost a lot of weight before season 6, thus creating a potential plot point that T was gay lovers with Vito and lost the weight from AIDS.
Thinking their boss was a fanook would add to the mistrust in the Jersey crew that shaped the finale.

The Rock fucking sucks. The Jason Statham era was far better.

>>214308813
not a high bar to be better than leto

>>214303682
>former WWE actors suddenly becoming so faggy and pretentious?
I don't really know any former wrestlers that are pretentious. The two guys you mentioned do capeshit ffs.

>>214306744
Everything he does is fake and performative, I seriously wonder if he even has a personality at all. I think he might be the most soulless person alive.

>>214308912
He's just a nepo baby fucktard who was in some shit movie goth losers creamed over in the 2000s

>>214308966
his best role is being an asshole in american psycho who gets his head split

>>214306744
Even this whole "maaan I wanted to do real movies this whole time" thing feels super forced. I guarantee every positive post about Johnson you'll see in the coming weeks are paid for.

>>214303222
>I guess "pigeonholed" is a euphemism for "butt fucked by producers"
But enough about your homoerotic fantasies