Thread 214303381

Ok boomers and millennials, what were your problems with this movie?

It's offensive to post this in September

I wasn't turtly enough for the Turtle Club at the time, and I resented that.

>>214303381 (OP)
I myself am not turtley enough for the Turtle Club and this film insisted on rubbing my nose in that fact.

>>214303381 (OP)
Unironically one of my 12yo self's favourite films. Absolute cinema.

>>214303414
>>214303415
>1 second apart
The brain trust of /tv/ is only getting more powerful by the day...

>>214303452
Now matt fury is ruining turtles, get that soulless eyed frog outta here

>>214303408
So I've heard that the turtle scene was done in 9/12 ?
Correct me if I'm wrong, and will someone answer my question?

>>214303381 (OP)
it just looked dumb to me so I never bothered to watch it

>>214303381 (OP)
Too turtley for some, not turtley enough for others.

>>214303381 (OP)
It is boring and not funny. Not even in an ironic way.

>>214303381 (OP)
name three things that happened in this movie that have nothing to do with the turtle club

>>214304807
The bad guy keeps farting and laughing weird.

That and the turtle scene is all I remember.

>>214303381 (OP)
they use this movie to torture internees at gitmo

>>214303381 (OP)
Not turtley enough.

>>214304807
the main character is named pistachio disguisey, his grandfather shows up to teach him how to use his disguise powers and help him get a gf with an extremely fat ass. The two of them bond over their shared love of extremely fat asses. Pistachio does some blackface. There's a 15 minute long credits/blooper reel. The bad guy is constantly farting uncontrollably as he does an evil laugh. That's about it.

>>214303381 (OP)
I saw this in theaters when I was 9 and was so fucking embarassed at my mom laughing at the fart jokes. Like each one. And remember, its never just one. No. Its a 5 minute scenes thats is 90% LITERAL FART JOKES
this isnt the worst movie Ive ever seen, but Allah damn if Im not having a hard time beating it off the top of my head.

>>214304894
it felt like an unironic social experiment limitus test for population retardation

My friend and I used to watch this movie once a day to see who would crack first and admit they hated it. We watched it for like a month before I gave in. I may have seen Master of Disguise more than any other movie in my life.

>>214303381 (OP)
As a kid I remember wanting to see this when it came out, but my parents weren't interested and I never noticed it being on TV, at this point I don't care enough to go back and watch some random 30 year old movie though

>>214303381 (OP)
> Imagine that you are Dana Carvey and that every time someone asks you where you were on 9/11, you have to look that person dead in the eye and explain that you were wearing a bald cap and a suit fitted to look like a turtle shell because you, Dana Carvey, were filming the Turtle Club scene on the set of “The Master of Disguise”. Imagine explaining the fear you felt in the seconds, minutes, hours that passed after you heard about the attack, wondering if anyone you knew in New York City or elsewhere had been hurt or killed in an act of terror. Imagine having to say the words, “Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?”, perhaps several times in an attempt to get a take where you or your fellow cast members aren't breaking down in tears or shock. Imagine explaining how you looked at yourself in the mirror at some point during this process and explaining the grim realization that hit your turtley reflection – the realization that this is what you were doing with your life on a day where it seemed like so much of the world you knew might end. Imagine explaining that “The Master of Disguise” as a movie was only 65 minutes long or 80 minutes counting the credits, which was 22 minutes less than the time it took for the North Tower to collapse after being hit. In any case, Dana Carvey didn't star in a motion picture again until the 2011 release of Adam Sandler's “Jack and Jill”. He has since been in a number of Adam Sandler films and he also voiced the other grandpa in Rick and Morty who would dress as Batman and masturbate in the closet while watching his wife have sex.