Thread 214304372

>shack with an introverted film qt because she has decent taste in movies and only goes to art house cinema and doesn’t watch capeshit
>she never wants leaves the house except to go running in the wee hours
>anytime I ask her to go out or do anything she just wants to stay in and watch movies unless it’s to some go see some foreign film I have never heard of
>never even likes watching any TV show that’s casual like friends or Seinfeld, it has to be the fucking Sopranos for the eighth time

Be careful what you wish for

>>214304372 (OP)
Does she give out dat puss tho?

>>214304398
She is a zoomette so she loves sex yes and is often the one who initiates before I wake up but after a few months I can tell you that sex is not enough to sustain a relationship

>>214304372 (OP)
babe wake up it's time to watch Love Exposure again

>>214304372 (OP)
Let me tag in

>>214304475
The unreleased 6 hour cut

>>214304452
You should get her pregnant.

>>214304372 (OP)
>>214304452
Oh no your life is so horrible.

>>214304520
She isn’t like that, we were living together for two weeks before she even let me take her cherry

>>214304530
She has a getting pregnant fetish too. I am actually very concerned because I doubt she would abort the mission and she doesn’t have a job and there is no way i could afford kids

>>214304562
I most places you can get child benefit even if your working. The church gives out free baby shit, her parents or your parents might be very enthusiastic about helping. I'd just get her knocked up. I mean what else are you gonna do?

>>214304372 (OP)
>>214304452
>he fell for the women meme

>>214304372 (OP)
>go running in the wee hours
kino

>>214304595
What’s undone can’t be undone and she has tried to trick me into creampieing her multiple times early in the morning when I was too tired to think and out of condoms. I’m still in college

>>214304372 (OP)
seems based if you aren't trolling
either dump her or accept it

>>214304795
Bro college is a bunch of bullshit anyway you can get out of paying child support by faking autism. You might end up alone if you don't...

>>214304846
he might be studying engineering
those guys don't fuck around

>>214305238
Those guys also don't get laid

>>214304372 (OP)
Kill yourself normalfag

>>214304372 (OP)
This motherfucker found a girl that doesn't care about outside normie stuff and he still complains

>>214304372 (OP)
You’re dumb as hell. Go out with your friends and have your woman at home. Stop watching shitty normie tv like friends or Seinfeld.

>>214305392
My friends already think it’s questionable that I have a gf who is several years younger, going out with them while keeping her at home ain’t ever beating the allegations

>>214304372 (OP)
is she ugly?

>>214304795
she has no aspirations in life? just watch movies and then die? tell her to go work at mcdonalds for a few months if she wants baby

>>214305249
but OP had to move in and live with the girl (whom we don't even know if it's not a pink-hair-nosering fat communist) for two weeks before getting laid, and seems like she only wants him to make babies... so who knows

>>214305666
Ermm this sounds problematic

>>214305825
We need more /v/ browsing incels OP needs to breed this autist chick

>>214305859
yes yes she needs to step up her majik game

>>214304372 (OP)
This you all btw
Then you wonder why you don't have friends/a gf/sex

>>214304372 (OP)
Some anons are drowning while others are dying of thirst

>>214305698
Nah, man, she’s a cute

>>214305785
I’m too much of a simp to tell her to get a job because she cooks and cleans

>>214305825
She was a virgin at the time which had to do her uneasiness

>>214305785
And I did ask her if she had any aspirations or ambitions btw. She just said “have babies” which scares the shit out of me

>>214306081
wut actress does she look like? oh at least she does that, but she has to give something in return if she wants a baby at least something that wud help with the money nigga

>it's retarded newfag /v/ tourists fall for some bored moron's low effort LARP episode again
how disappointing

>>214306113
She looks like a young Jennifer Connelly but with red hair and freckles

>>214306113
And she’s broke so no

>>214306113
>>214306174
She's also a nigger. And Asian.

>>214304372 (OP)
you dont deserve her

>>214306208
No she isn’t but I do worry she might be Jewish

>>214306417
tell her she has to save up 100 dollars to have a baby

>>214304562
Sounds like she's planning on child support as her income

>>214306475
she's white

>>214306821
>>214306475
but also Jewish, nigger and Asian

>>214304372 (OP)
>she never wants leaves the house except to go running in the wee hours
sounds divine

>>214306841
and wears a hat

>>214306475
Should I abandon ship?

>>214308024
Just don't have kids until you can support them. It's not rocket science if you can barely support yourself.

>>214304372 (OP)
>never even likes watching any TV show that’s casual
>it has to be the fucking Sopranos
are you retarded?

>>214304372 (OP)
faggot

>>214306081
Can you do me a favor anon? Can you never come back to this board. Thank you