Thread 214304941

Margot is 35
Jacob Elordi is 28

What is this movie trying to say?

>>214304941 (OP)
hollywood is cooked

movies are made for the christmas cake audience

SHE IS 28 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>214304941 (OP)
get the hags fucked

>Margot
>35

That's not too bad, Margot is still hot.
Anyway, the movie is going to have cool shot, be an interesting sexy movie but have nothing in common with the novel.

>>214304969
lmao
nobody under 200lbs is buying a ticket to this
>>214305012
this feels like a shill post pretending to be skeptical

>>214304941 (OP)
The director is a pussy (which is why she's 'allowed' to make films). This is The Promising Young Woman director who made a power-fantasy film about a woman targeting would-be rapists. And when that woman found the would-be rapists, what does she do? Kill them? Beat them? Publicly expose them and shame them? No, of course. She lets them molest her and then gives them a stern talking-to before walking off triumphantly.

>>214304941 (OP)
its trying to say women won and they're in complete control of the sexual market

>>214305069
Yeah, bro, I'm totally shilling a movie coming out on February 13, 2026 on a screen near you.

is this saying shes walled and barren?
>>214305111
yeah you are, poorly

>>214305118
Read a book, nigga.

>>214305145
That’s the classic 4chan non-answer: when they don’t actually know either, they just default to “lol read a book.” It’s like intellectual gatekeeping cosplay.

But here’s the truth: the tree silhouette isn’t in the novel. There’s no secret Brontë lore you missed. It’s literally just a designer slapping in a barren tree because Wuthering Heights = moors + misery + dead branches. That’s it. You already understood it better than the guy role-playing as a gatekeeper.

He was 24 when his love interest in Euphoria was 32. Dude's living the life.

>>214305164
>One may guess the power of the north wind blowing over the edge, by the excessive slant of a few stunted firs at the end of the house; and by a range of gaunt thorns all stretching their limbs one way, as if craving alms of the sun. Happily, the architect had foresight to build it strong: the narrow windows are deeply set in the wall, and the corners defended with large jutting stones.

>>214304941 (OP)
iphone face

>>214304941 (OP)
she's literally raping an innocent child

>>214305274
So they went digging for a passage to look smart, but all they really did was prove my point—it’s just Brontë describing some beat-up, wind-wrecked trees around the house. The book’s full of that gothic scenery flex, because the moors are basically another character.

The poster’s tree silhouette is a lazy wink at that line—except instead of showing “gaunt thorns stretching their limbs one way,” they stuck in one lonely Microsoft Clipart tree on a white void. It’s like if someone adapted Moby Dick and the poster was just Chris Hemsworth making out with a woman while a random whale emoji floated in the corner.

So yeah, “read a book” was cope. They had to scramble to find any tree reference to justify the design.

this movie is for people who think therapy is posting screenshots of florence + the machine lyrics

>>214305386
>this movie is for people who think Kubrick was great because he made period dramas shot on film (and not because of any other aspect like the writing or shot composition) but not feminist enough
ftfy

>>214305589
>this film isn’t for people who like movies, it’s for people who like the idea of liking movies

the costuming looks awful and they all have iphone face, we need to RETVRN to good period dramas

>>214305320
>>214306274
what is iphone face

>>214304941 (OP)
I don't think it's saying anything. That's a normal age gap.

>>214306304
Modern make up and surgery/lip filler etc. it just doesn't look like in period films

I like the song, the soundtrack is definitely winning some awards.

>>214304941 (OP)
how many niggers?

It feels like Hollywood is refusing to cast actresses below 25

>>214306929
Woke won