Thread 214305398

>horror film
>children start drawing eerie foreshadowing events

Love this trope

>>214305398 (OP)
Kino
>>214305424
Based

>horror film
>everyone has eerie and whispered conversations staring at each other with almost completely blank faces so you know it's a horror film

>horror movie
>kid starts repeating innocent nursery rhyme from earlier but now with a blank stare and creepy tone

>>214305528
Hate when that happens, especially on tendies day

>>214305528
>horror thread
>anon continues a greentext for too long and ruins his own joke

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>>214305600
NTA I liked it

>>214305600
>My real life experiences are a "joke"

>>214305398 (OP)
>”Who’s that you drew next to mommy and daddy sweetheart?”
> “Tee-hee that’s Azazel the Defiler, he’s my silly friend who talks to me at night and makes me close my eyes while he sprays hot soup in my throat”
>”Haha, somebody has been watching too many cartoons with their big brother! Now wash up and get ready for supper, we’re making your favorite!”
>”Haha, you kids and your

>>214305729
watch Silent Hill(2006)

I watched Lights Out (2016) last night, and it was pretty atrocious how badly they fucked up a workable concept with shitty tropes delivered in the most hamfisted way. It could have been a good movie. At least the lead is hot.

>>214305563
>falling asleep with the tv on

>>214305398 (OP)
>>214305796
>”Who is that big dark guy you colored behind your mom?”
>”Thats mom’s special friend, he only comes over when daddy is it work. I hate him, he just stays in the bedroom making mom scream and then drinks all my grape soda before he leaves!”

>horror film
>main character asks knockoff google how to kill the monster or something

>>214305854
She's a ghost attached to their mom's schizophrenia. It can only be seen in darkness and disappears when light shines on her.

Unfortunately they ruined the concept by having the protagonist find a literal box filled with the backstory and then having this retarded child's drawing scene.

>>214305729
I love the imaginary friend is a horrific monster trope. Read this book last year and thought it did a really good job of portraying it, I don't think it would translate well to film or television though. Especially if it turned out like... fucking Birdbox (I never read the book so I can't judge, but I'm guessing based on this book that it was way better than the movie).

>>214305854
You could have had a funny joke but you had to explain it

>>214305899
>search brings up every relevant newspaper article for the last 20 years as well as images for the first result

My willing suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

>>214305923
>my life experiences are a “joke”

>>214305398 (OP)
>don't believe a ghost but saw an aberration twice in the same room, from two different angles
>dogs sometimes start barking (like someone is at the door) except it's at the empty room at night

What is the proper response here?

>>214306007
masturbation

>>214306007
Just Close Your Eyes Bro ghosts aren't even real Hahaha just walk away from the Spirits bro

>>214305916
>>214305916
This concept seemed like it was hammered to death in 2010-2020 horror. Every shitty PG-13 jumpscare movie had to shoehorn it in

>>214306007
Get your blood pressure checked and look out for other stroke like symptoms

i liked hill house's twist on this

>>214305962
>google mass bird deaths
>learn something new about climate change
Horror should be based in reality

>old family videos found in the basement show them always talking to somebody off screen
>the last video shows the family dead and he pics up the camera and sadistically smiles into it
>he looks just like the ghost that just drove the current occupants crazy
>credits roll and a accapella version of popular pop song plays with scratchy vinyl sounds

>>214306207
>trust Google results
>believe even more in a communist fairy tale
You're right, reality is pretty horrible

>>214306207
>”Oh…all the records about THAT are down in the old scary abandoned party of the library, you’ll need a flashlight”
>”I know it’s 11 at night and I just met you, but feel free to show yourself your down! Make sure you lock up the building when you’re done!”

>>214305899
man, i kinda miss movies that were like
>ok, so....
>birds....
>but like...
>A LOT of birds
>and
>they
>are
>AWNRY
The Birds(1963) and The Swarm(1978) are both absolute gems.

>>214306382
The Birds actually fucked me up as a kid, I still to this day am very nice to them.

>>214306400
Just as planned. Well done my compatriots at Big Bird. CAW!

>>214305600
What could possibly be scarier?

>>214305622
personally, i would be sacred shitless if my kid foresaw us being visited by korn, some nigger, and a tiger.

>>214305398 (OP)
>horror film
>the scene when the protagonist learns that no matter how much he tries, he'll never be loved by other humans, so he continues to exist on the periphery of human existence. always yearning for touch, always watching.

>>214306345
The oil companies that first bankrolled the "global warming isn't real" psyop have accepted the writing on the wall and are investing their billions in alternative energy sources. You have been left behind.

>wait, if you're all here with me
>then that means...