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Objectively what is their best sketch?
Anonymous No.214306491 >>214310617 >>214310749
>>214306469 (OP)
i'm partial to Pussy Salad
Anonymous No.214306497 >>214306583
>>214306469 (OP)
Gallon of pcp is the first that comes to mind
Anonymous No.214306498
>>214306469 (OP)
Sad about Trevor, promising young lad
Anonymous No.214306501 >>214306513 >>214306583
Kitty history because it's true.
Anonymous No.214306513 >>214306531
>>214306501
that was from "High at Church"
Anonymous No.214306519 >>214306878
>>214306469 (OP)
You are saying objective but you mean subjective fuckface
Anonymous No.214306524
>>214306469 (OP)
The one where he talks about 9/11 to elementary school kids.
Anonymous No.214306527 >>214306749
>>214306469 (OP)
Nail Gun is a perfect 3 minute sketch and has many funny subplots
Anonymous No.214306531
>>214306513
I only know them from YouTube.
Anonymous No.214306540 >>214306729
>>214306469 (OP)
One that probably made me laugh the hardest first time watching was the nail gun skit
Anonymous No.214306542 >>214307071 >>214310671
>>214306469 (OP)
It's race war or lincoln and you already know this.
Anonymous No.214306555 >>214306653 >>214306794 >>214306824 >>214309938 >>214310724
This is a hard one. Lots of iconic sketches. The Grapist and Sex Robot immediately come to mind.

https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY
And this kino.
Anonymous No.214306571
https://youtu.be/oaNRhtip6S4?si=4NP-z-QL2Kr_RO8-

Hot Daughter is pretty solid too
Anonymous No.214306583 >>214306611
>>214306497
seconding gallon of pcp, its probably their best singular sketch

>>214306501
but kitty history is a close second because of how much it explains
Anonymous No.214306611
>>214306583
also moon bears is a close third
Anonymous No.214306619
Oh let's make a country of faggots and queer up the whole dang world
Anonymous No.214306622 >>214317008
https://youtu.be/4sv3_Usi7Ew?si=k1pb2gri0pfdnGwK
Anonymous No.214306653
>>214306555
just the first line makes me laugh
Anonymous No.214306681
https://youtu.be/-hg625n5RjM?si=RPLQgq146mQ1Z8gM

the Crack Epidemic sketch is incredible
Anonymous No.214306685
>>214306469 (OP)
It's illegal to say...
Anonymous No.214306697 >>214306818 >>214306833 >>214306855
Trevor was genuinely too good for the group.
While watching Newsboyz, I noticed how Zach was very carefully making sure he didn't have any wrong-think opinions on events, while Trevor would say wild shit. Which would cause Zach to laugh awkwardly and try to pivot away from what he was saying.
Anonymous No.214306699
What about mouthwash?
Anonymous No.214306723 >>214310460
>>214306469 (OP)
Either this or Grapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAm5KTWvUTk
Anonymous No.214306724 >>214306814
>>214306469 (OP)
I like the british pissing contest
Anonymous No.214306729
>>214306540
based Neil Gun bro. So many hilarious quotes
>I've decided to cheat her vagina with her butthole
>my dick split open and locusts flew out!
>yeah, you already told us.... well, it happened a lot!
>I'll sock your hops!
>whoa, frosted turds!
Anonymous No.214306749
>>214306527
*NNNAAAAAAAIIIL GUUUUUN
Anonymous No.214306767 >>214306944
whale jumped out of his tail
Anonymous No.214306794 >>214306824 >>214306896
>>214306555
Unironcially how did they get away with this?
Anonymous No.214306814
>>214306724
>but we...are british
>touchΓ©
Anonymous No.214306818
>>214306697
i'm still sad about his death, fucking shit sucks, also his dad's instagram is pretty depressing
Anonymous No.214306824 >>214310149 >>214310228
>>214306555
>>214306794
People were less sensitive to humor. If this happened to day it would be a nation wide news cycle for a week and Trump would have Trevor deported.
Anonymous No.214306833
>>214306697
Too based to live.
Anonymous No.214306834
>>214306469 (OP)
Shoshun the Elegant, the White Tiger King
Anonymous No.214306842
>>214306469 (OP)
I'm not good at this adult shit is the unoffical /tv/ theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObR5OuY2d94
Anonymous No.214306855
>>214306697
TPTB needs to keep the youth controlled, they are the easiest get. Trevor didn't have yo be influential, just had the potential to scare the feds
Anonymous No.214306878
>>214306519
No I mean objective.
I'll illustrate the difference: objectively you are a cum guzzling faggot despite your subjective belief you are not a cum guzzling faggot
Anonymous No.214306879
>>214306469 (OP)
Lincoln and it's not close
Anonymous No.214306896
>>214306794
It's legal to say like he said. His tone and delivery just rides the line. That sketch even got used in a supreme court case during the (I think) Obama era after someone threatened the president.
Anonymous No.214306944 >>214307551
>>214306767
the remaining WKUK faggots censored the sketch on the dvd box set and on streaming platforms just because it portrays mexican Sea World as a filthy place
Anonymous No.214306956
>>21430687
Okay I shot from the hip. Race War, PCP, It's Illegal to Say..., and Grapist are contenders too. But it's still Lincoln for me
Anonymous No.214306964 >>214307332 >>214307481
Anonymous No.214307056 >>214307173 >>214307366
it’s been posted but some honorable mentions:
>genie
>horses love stegosaurus
>earthquake
>the new thing

and the civil war on drugs movie is hilarious
Anonymous No.214307071
>>214306542
This
I love how simple race war is. Never fails to crack me up.
Anonymous No.214307173
>>214307056
>my bitch teacher's dead, i got some sweet puss, and now i'm the leader of the free world!
>i picked up smoking. my doctor says i have an ulcer.
Anonymous No.214307332 >>214307386
>>214306964
Where did he get the bike?
Anonymous No.214307366
Hunting accident is peak

>>214307056
Civil war on drugs was dragged out way too long
Anonymous No.214307386
>>214307332
Perhaps we'll never know.
Anonymous No.214307392 >>214309842 >>214310277
>do you have any final words
>yes. Just three.
Anonymous No.214307398
>I hate living in a country where there's TOO many lions!
Anonymous No.214307424
My two favourite skits are the ones I love because they both end with fourth wall breaks.

Sam in the Bag because of the documentary portion where Trevor admits he harbours a hatred of families and wants to kill everyone.
Dating Game because of the last minute where they admit to being antisemetic, racist, baby-boomer haters.
Anonymous No.214307430
>>214306469 (OP)
race war
Anonymous No.214307481
>>214306964
From the twisted mind of Zach Cregger
Anonymous No.214307505 >>214309423 >>214310297 >>214310894
>>214306469 (OP)
Bike up the Ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmTpLPQPc30
Anonymous No.214307549
Now, thanks to Forever Puppies, I’m knee deep
Anonymous No.214307551 >>214312260 >>214312312
Gallon of PCP has the best writing and performances, but Landmine Factory is another favorite of mine.
>>214306944
Did they really? In the classroom scenes in Weapons there's a big whale pinned to the wall behind the one kid that doesn't go missing and I figured it was a reference to the sketch, so it would surprise me if Zach was also trying to suppress that one.
Anonymous No.214307589
>>214306469 (OP)
Chicken Lady brought me to tears the first time I saw it
Anonymous No.214307738
>>214306469 (OP)
The grapist, obviously
Anonymous No.214307831 >>214307861 >>214307902 >>214308548 >>214314748
>>214306469 (OP)
Zach Cregger killed Trevor Moore on behalf of the CIA and in return they gave him a successful directing career.
Anonymous No.214307861
>>214307831
>successful
Let's not go nuts.
Anonymous No.214307902
>>214307831
I believe it.
He just needed a little push.
Anonymous No.214308531
>>214306469 (OP)
Objectively? Grapist.
I’m partial to the slow jerk, though.
Anonymous No.214308548
>>214307831
>given 20 million to direct a resident evil movie
I think some more favors must have gone on
Anonymous No.214309301
>mfw the PCP guy is the hottest filmmaker in Hollywood right now
meanwhile I work at the Binko's
Anonymous No.214309396 >>214310202
https://youtu.be/W_T-piK3Lfk?si=TLDOuAOwJfk0yvS1

For me, it's Water Balloons
Anonymous No.214309423
>>214307505
another great one because it showed how little the guys knew about the outside world and how it worked. pure innocence.
Anonymous No.214309528
>>214306469 (OP)
Dad fight
>I must remind you that I am a Navy seal
>oh yeah, and I'm an ARMY TIGER RAAAWWWRRRR
Anonymous No.214309683
The one with the two hunters, can't remember what it's called.
Anonymous No.214309740 >>214312297
>>214306469 (OP)
For me, it's Sam in the Bag
Anonymous No.214309780 >>214309965
>>214306469 (OP)
Baby Factory Sketch.

>To a teenage girl in Long Island
Anonymous No.214309781 >>214310355
>>214306469 (OP)
Sniper Business
Anonymous No.214309842
>>214307392
>IF YOU DARE!
Anonymous No.214309923
I’m gonna need you anons to start replying to this thread happier, and with your mouth open
Anonymous No.214309938
>>214306555
the genius of this is you can use this for any president
Anonymous No.214309965
>>214309780
My friends and I would chant
>To India! To India! To India!
whenever we moved pieces there in Risk.
Anonymous No.214310084
European History
Hungry Astronaut
Hippo in the city
Long Island Storks
Genie
Sam in a bag
Old Folks Home (the most kino song, followed by dinosaur rap)
Anonymous No.214310149 >>214310164
>>214306824
How come he hasn't deported Matt and Trey?
Anonymous No.214310164
>>214310149
Because Matt is a jew and he worships jews.
Anonymous No.214310194
>>214306469 (OP)
The one where Trevor gets assassinated by the CIA/Mossad and make up a story about him falling off a terrace
Anonymous No.214310202
>>214309396
You know what? Thank you for sharing, it's Water Balloons for me too.
Anonymous No.214310221
>>214306469 (OP)
GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY
Anonymous No.214310228
>>214306824
m8 people got nsa visits all the time during the bush years. he's from a mason family so he could get away with it (until they murdered him)
Anonymous No.214310277
>>214307392
Brilliant
Anonymous No.214310297
>>214307505
We sell tongue depressers here!
Anonymous No.214310355
>>214309781
That one's badass
Anonymous No.214310377
>>214306469 (OP)
HAPPIER
AND WITH YOUR MOUTH WAY WAY WAY MORE OPEN
Anonymous No.214310411
each time theres a thread asking which sketch is best there's always a huge influx of answers and i love it. everyone has their own favorite sketch and its great. nothing will ever come close to this show, and nobody will ever be better than trevor.
Anonymous No.214310460
>>214306723
no lies detected
Anonymous No.214310612
Anonymous No.214310617
>>214306491
this doesn't taste like pussy at all!
Anonymous No.214310671
>>214306542
Correct
Anonymous No.214310690
EPILEPSY TEST
Anonymous No.214310724 >>214310807
>>214306555
> ohh helllllll no
Anonymous No.214310749
>>214306491
WELL I’LL BE A SHIT COVERED DICK
Anonymous No.214310792
Star Spangled Banner sketch
https://youtu.be/PPkQLApmxcc?si=4wTXBW0xsSIEW1Nv
>let's make a country a faggots and queer up the whole dang world
Prescient
Anonymous No.214310807
>>214310724
My personal favorite

HE'LL HUMP THE BAAAAAAARS
Anonymous No.214310887 >>214312312
>>214306469 (OP)
Horses Love Stegosaruses

https://youtu.be/7MMxqntYVyw
Anonymous No.214310894
>>214307505
I can't remember the sketch, but there was another one with a similar joke where Trevor says "Us doctor types only have to take two semesters of magic" or something to that end. I reference it all the time, and can't even remember where it is from.
Anonymous No.214310977
>>214306469 (OP)
I love supersize me with whiskey
Anonymous No.214311417
That’s between you and the big J.C.
Anonymous No.214311440
>>214306469 (OP)
my sense of humor was so fuck bad looking at this.
Anonymous No.214311444
>>214306469 (OP)
i want to fugg zach cregger
Anonymous No.214311549
>>214306469 (OP)
The funniest sketch is possibly the neighbor's surveillance video where he jumps off the porch
Anonymous No.214311994
Halloweiner and Fathers Day are underrated kino
Anonymous No.214312077 >>214312315
I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU!
I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU!
I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU!
I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU!
Anonymous No.214312260 >>214312312
>>214307551
The principal and his lover also prepared 7 hotdogs for dinner.
Anonymous No.214312297
>>214309740
This.
Anonymous No.214312312
>>214307551
>>214312260
I saw some people saying that there is a stegosaurus in the classroom that looks a hell of a lot like the one from >>214310887 Can't confirm myself though.
Anonymous No.214312315
>>214312077
This one caught me so off guard the first time I watched it I fucking died
Anonymous No.214313198
I HAVE AN ATTENTION PROBLEM
I NEED IT
I CRAVE IT ALL THE TIME
Anonymous No.214314748 >>214317049
>>214307831
Kys schizo tranny. Trevor was an enthusiastic vaxcuck
Anonymous No.214314751
bump
Anonymous No.214315155
ANARCHY
Anonymous No.214315415 >>214316061
Opus is quite literally their Opus
Anonymous No.214316061
>>214315415
Only because people like youuu think that the devil lives in some sort of houseboat just drinking daiquiris, and listening to Jimmy Buffet.
Anonymous No.214317008
>>214306622
That’s fuckin hilarious, never seen that one
Anonymous No.214317049
>>214314748
Source?