>starving and want to go to kfc
>end of the month, wallet is empty as the plains after pale face rides through because I chuggum all my welfare in white devil's devil water already
>say to great spirit, "Oh Great Spirit, please bless brother welfare worker to deliver my cheque early this month so I can feast with brother colonel."
>hitch ride into town and check the atm
> -$37.35 in account
>have to go forage some bags of chips from Wal-Mart instead
>pale face manager summons the law men to chase me down
>beat me unmercifully even though I was barely fighting them off
>spend night in jail reservation
>get out and go check my bank account
> -$37.35 in account

Who else here get fucked by Great Spirit lately?