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Anonymous No.214308754 >>214308927 >>214308961 >>214309040 >>214309304 >>214309678 >>214309724 >>214310262
>"I don't have Netflix, but I run this program called Kodi on that laptop under the TV. It's just as good! Look, I can control it with my wireless keyboard!"
>mfw
Anonymous No.214308811 >>214308862
Why does this look like a porn scene?
Anonymous No.214308816
That's a picture of a woman 5 seconds away from stuffing a cock in her face which I think undermines your point a bit
Anonymous No.214308817
Put it on a fire tv stick.
Anonymous No.214308862
>>214308811
because she is a tattooed whore
Anonymous No.214308885
>explaining it instead of just putting it on
Anonymous No.214308927 >>214309086 >>214309165 >>214309304
>>214308754 (OP)
Could someone just make a wrapper for their plex server that imitates the Netflix interface? The girl would never know. When you have access to content she doesn't on her account, just say you paid extra for the premium package.
Anonymous No.214308961
>>214308754 (OP)
Spam. Men solving problems instead of subscribing to parasitism is desirable. Protection from judaism is paramount.
Anonymous No.214308978 >>214309213
Velicity Von was a 10, especially when she was young.
Anonymous No.214309040
>>214308754 (OP)
>women need you to consume corporate garbage to fuck you
Not if you have standards and are chad
Anonymous No.214309086
>>214308927
kinda shocked there isn't one already lmao.
Anonymous No.214309165 >>214309226
>>214308927
That's gay shit. You just proceed as normal. If she gives you any guff about not having Netflix you just say I'd rather spend the subscription money on you. Works every time
Anonymous No.214309213
>>214308978
Weird I thought that was Jennifer White and wondered if she had bigger tits than I remembered. Velocity Von had implants, a bit of a fridge body but man she really turned my crank. Peak bukkake/blowbang time. Too bad she didn’t start now we’d be seeing her getting basined and DAP’d like crazy.
Anonymous No.214309226
>>214309165
>say I'd rather spend the subscription money on you. Works every time

Having to make that choice implies scarcity. Being cheap is what generates the ick.
Anonymous No.214309249 >>214309293 >>214309489
fuck me modern dating sounds so fucking grim. but i can't complain because overpopulation problem solves itself. god works in mysterious ways.
Anonymous No.214309293
>>214309249
The world’s population is exploding it’s just whites (the people you actually want more of) who are declining in numbers.
I agree modern dating seems grim but as a 37 year old who got into cheating on his wife during COVID I’m killing it. I don’t give a shit about any of this and younger women really respond positively to my nonchalance and being outside social media, popular shit and social fads.
Anonymous No.214309304
>>214308927
>>214308754 (OP)
Jellyfin > Plex

Plex fucking sucks now
Anonymous No.214309489
>>214309249
it really does feel like catching the last chopper out of 'nam. rampant levels of consumerism out the ass fueled by doomscroll influencing.
Anonymous No.214309541
h-hey anon, want to see my 2tb of unlicensed and forgotten canadian indie films
Anonymous No.214309678
>>214308754 (OP)
My Plex server has gotten me laid desu.

YOU'VE GOT ALL THESE MOVIES AND SHOWS? Names something I don't have....have it in 5m. End up watching 10m and fuck instead...
Anonymous No.214309724 >>214309743
>>214308754 (OP)
>over explaining
grim
Just put the movie on.
Anonymous No.214309743 >>214309802
>>214309724
>"Why does your Netflix look weird?"
Anonymous No.214309802 >>214309903
>>214309743
>Its not Netflix, dont worry about it. Do you want a blanket?
No need to over complicate things anon
Anonymous No.214309903 >>214310033
>>214309802
>"Why not? Can't you afford it?"
Check and mate.
Anonymous No.214310033 >>214310104
>>214309903
>I can afford a lot of things. Do you want something to drink?
Not having Netflix is not some kind of massive "gotcha" unless you are a brainrotted zoomer npc
Anonymous No.214310104 >>214310179 >>214310184
>>214310033
So it's only a massive "gotcha" to the female dating pool 30 and younger, got it.
Anonymous No.214310179
>>214310104
ummm dating women younger than $MY_AGE is pedophilia
Anonymous No.214310184
>>214310104
as long as its decent quality the method that delivered the movie is not important...this is not important for developing a relationship. It is however important for determining if the pussy is worth it or not..
Anonymous No.214310262
>>214308754 (OP)
That's not how I talk.