Thread 214309360

>OH EM GEE ARE THEY LE HECKING WALKING, HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE, CAN"T THEY LIKE DRIVE
Americans are so fucking scared of doing something so normal like walking that they make this shit a fucking squid game... unbelievable...

you're not the first person to make this joke and you won't be the last

>>214309360 (OP)
From the trailer it seems the walkers are helping and encouraging each other, but can’t there only be one winner? Why would you help your competition when all but one of you is guaranteed to die?

>>214309449
americans are so fucking stupid they missed the point of fucking squid game
>>214309384
>be american
>get forced to walk
>get shot
OH NO NONONONONONO ONON ON ONONO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>214309360 (OP)
MARK HAMILL HERE! WALK! OR ELSE!

>>214309360 (OP)
You ever been forced to walk at gunpoint for days?

>>214309360 (OP)
>Americans
>>214309478
>americans are so
dont give up on us

>>214309360 (OP)
This short story is older than you are.

Is jogging allowed?

>>214309360 (OP)
I cant wait for the horrifying sequel titled: No Free Refills

>>214309478
why do you keep talking about squid game you fucking retard? this is an adaptation of a Stephen King novel

>>214309619
Isn't the sequel about who can fart the hardest?

>>214309360 (OP)
HunterXhunter did it first.

>>214309619
>pays for water at restaurants
Lmao, stupid cuck.

>>214309360 (OP)
What is the movie about a death march or what?

>>214309726
It's a shit novella that has no payoff. Guess what, once Philip Seymour Hoffman's son is the last man standing and wins, he just decides to keep on walking because of how traumatic the experience was. Isn't that fucking deep?

>>214309659
You guys are fucked. I fart really hard

>>214309659
And audiences have to fart and shart of they are kicked out of the theater!

>>214309773
damn, that says a lot about society

>>214309360 (OP)
try walking at 4mph for 48 hours without stopping

>>214309698
no the book was written way before whatever slop you're talking about

>>214309992
>americucks had to make a horror book about FUCKING WALKING that is 300 pages long
OH NO NO NONO NO HAHAHAHA HAH HAH HA HAH HAHAHAHAH HAHAA

>>214309449
Because that's what men do. They're all in it together, and they know they are all fighting "the walk" and not each other.

>>214310136
>They're all in it together
By definition, they are not.

>>214310267
But they are. I'm sorry that as a woman you will never understand this concept.

>>214310032
whats the farthest distance you have walked or run?

>>214309360 (OP)
it's actually making an important point about the dangers of authoritarian dictatorships...like the one our cheeto fuhrer drumpf is currently enacting with project 2025

>>214310280
>But they are.
Their competitors are each other. They are not in it together in any way, shape, or form. You sound like a homosexual.

>>214309624
Acshually, it's a Bachman novel.

>>214310331
they all have the same chance of winning. they could easily lose and die, they are all risking everything. you wouldnt understand,because you're a loser who never did anything

unironically: Philip Seymour Hoffman's son is in it so I'm gonna watch it...

>>214310331
>i didn't win this walk because im the best walker, nay, i won because i discouraged them from walking

>>214309360 (OP)
Why are they so old?

>>214310365
Let me break it down for you step by step so your minuscule brain can possibly comprehend.
>the competition is who can remain walking for the longest period of time
>the other contestants are your competitors
>if you are the last one standing, you not only get to live but you get a prize
>the sooner the other competitors die, the less time you have to walk
>it does not help you in any way to help your competitors, in fact it hurts your chances
>so by definition, they are not “in it together”, in fact quite the opposite.
Hope this helps!

>>214310472
>the other contestants are your competitors
Incorrect, not reading the rest.

>>214310481
Explain how they are not your competitors. I honestly want to know your thought process, as retarded as it may be.

>>214310399
>I won because I outsmarted my opponent
FTFY

>>214310472
IIRC, the books actually make a point of lone-wolf-non-collaborative-assholes not doing great.

Also, the longer they walk, the more broken they get and it becomes an every man for himself situation.

>>214310472
if you act like an asshole there is no reason for the others to help you keep going.

>>214310519
in a situatIon like that you accept the fact that you already dead, a deadman walking amongst the dead. you share a kinship in you're likely fate and precariousness of your situatIon

i bet you're eIther a chink or a jap arent you?

>>214310365
>they all have the same chance of winning.
False, they don't have identical physical attributes.

>>214311479
>False, they don't have identical physical attributes.
that doesnt matter as much if you read the book

>>214311346
That’s my point. There is not reason for them to help you or you them. In fact, it would be to your detriment to help them and vice versa.
>>214311369
>more personal attacks and no argument
Ask me how I know your IQ is under 100.

>>214309773
Can someone make a Forest Gump, "So I just kept on running" edit?

>>214311525
>There is not reason for them to help you or you them.
Well said SAAR.

I walk.

>>214311501
I did but that was like 20 years ago and it wasn't that memorable.

>>214311543
>Well said SAAR.
Rentfree

>>214311543
>more personal attacks, no argument
get a new shtick

>>214311665
Get a toilet and some deoderant.

>>214309773
At least it didn't end with some sort of cosmic entity contacting him and telling him how his heroic walk turned the tides in the battle against the evil cosmic entity that looks like a giant burnt meatball with one hundred eyes or whatever the fuck

>>214311679
I’ll take your lack of argument as an admission of defeat.

>>214309566
>that quote
Spoken like a true alcoholic

>>214311746
saar please fucking help me

>>214311525
>more personal attacks and no argument
go back saar

>it would be to your detriment to help them and vice versa.

incorrect you are going to need help and the people around you to keep you going. after 72 hours of exertion you need outside encourage to boost your moral and not give up. also statistcally you are going to die and so are the men around you. most people do not want to do bad things and be evil before their death. i'd rather die around friends/brothers in a bad situatIon.even if you somehow beat the odds and survive you will have survivors guilt and ptsd for the rest of your short life

judging by your lack of reading comprehension nd genuine seethe when being called an indian i would assume you are one and this is why you cant understand not trying to scam people.

bump

>>214309360 (OP)
>moderate exercise?!
>I'm going insane!

The Chinese dictator walked all over China and lost half his army.

>>214309360 (OP)
Nobody is watching your faggy movie, Steve

>noooo the spots are taken
>I cannot park close to mart
>I will have to walk
kek what a horror movie

Is this just lest interesting punishment park? The book came out 8 years after the movie, I wonder if king saw it on TV and had Richard burgmen right to cover his ass if anyone got suspicious

>>214310472
You talk like a pedantic fag. Or a woman.

>>214313109
It was written in 66-67 and published much later.

>>214311665
Bro, you need to recognize this new "trolling" style. OP will make a thread, then shit all over anyone actually contributing to it until it falls from page 10. I don't know what angle they're playing but it's been happening over and over again.

I ran circles around europoors during my time backpacking in SEA.