Thread 214311360

>Samoa cookies have been renamed "Caramel Delites" to be more respectful to people from Samoa
>That's a good change!

>>214311360 (OP)
I too unironically like that, whatever the reason. Aunt Jemima and various sportsball teams can get fucked with their cucked shit.

>>214311360 (OP)
>>214311562
Yep. Democrats are the real racists

>>214311360 (OP)
>French bread has been renamed hard bread

>>214311360 (OP)
What's bad about calling cookies samoas?

It's been 15 years, of course hank will change and become more compassionate

>>214311360 (OP)
>ya know sometimes being a woke sissy is a good thing, i tell ya h'what

>>214311360 (OP)
>>214311603
I really don't understand why everything in western culture has to change because dorks on twitter and reddit got offended

>>214311360 (OP)
Does that mean we have to rename "crackers"?

>>214311360 (OP)
It's good because I don't want to be reminded of non whites when I look at my goyslop.

>>214311360 (OP)
>lived in Saudi Arabia for like a decade
>instantly when he comes back to the US he says shit like this and starts to lecture incels about how to treat women with respect

>>214311739
>erases all mentions of your past from history (compassionately)

>>214311360 (OP)
Was the reboot drawn by a 12 year old? That looks awful

>>214311360 (OP)
Carmel Delites is what I call indigenous Peruvian women. So it evens out I guess

>>214311360 (OP)
thanks doc

>>214311587
Actually the people who want to genocide populations over their skin color are the real racists

The Tim-Walz-ificafion of hank Hill

>good, I didn't want those petrol-huffing boonga coconiggers on my cookie boxes anyway

it was a different time

>>214311360 (OP)
How are cookies named Samoas offensive to Samoans?

>>214311360 (OP)
>Yep, we need common sense gun control I tell ya what

>>214311809
Living in Saudi Arabia would make anyone more liberal

>>214311876
So Rwanda and Cambodia?

>>214311876
Leftists?

>>214311885
TamponHank

>>214311876
So Palestinians are racist. Good to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97KMhibcHXA

This is the most emotionally manipulative shit I've seen in the whole series
>we call them Caramel Delites to be more respectful to people from Samoa!
>That's a good change
>ITS NICE TO BE NICE!
>Hank randomly talks to le brown person for inclusivity
>cue trademark KOTH guitar but make it louder so viewers will feel this "new normal" for the show is heckin wholesome just like the originals, chud!

>>214311907
Because very loud minorities of perpetual victims decided that any depiction of a poc on packaging is akin to genocide

>>214311907
Think about it. Let's say you live in Scandinavia. Now imagine the Girl Scouts sell a cookie called Scandinavias. Pretty racist, right? Next time, think before you post.

>>214311907
they're not. the samoans i know irl loved samoas simply because they were named samoas.

>>214312135
this is what REAL conservatives should be like :)

>>214311360 (OP)
>Hank's even more Hicklib than ever.

Oh boy! Cant wait to see how he feels about Drumpf. And since we're here what the fuck is the Saudi Arabia thing about? Hank left Texas to live in SA for..
why again exactly??? And apparently he loved it more than TX.

>>214312189
Oh my science, SO MUCH HECKING THIS!!

>>214312135
Orwell was wrong, the real vision of the future is a troon dragging his nuts across your face, forever.

This is a hate crime

>4chan hates on thing that is universally beloved
That's not very punk rock of y'all

>>214312372
Dead internet theory was true

>>214311360 (OP)
have sex incel

>>214312372
>Holy shit! I'm ready to chop my dick off right now!

>>214312372
>holy damn this show is healing my soul

>>214311809
also
>completely unaware of the Dubai scene during that decade abroad.

>>214312440
>>214312500
>>214312508
>>214312263
>>214312189
Um, chuddies? Texan here, this is what we SHOULD BE LIKE!

>this unfunny boomer cartoon poking fun at southern hillbillies wasn't actually le based and redpilled??? what a betrayal
kwab

>>214312598
>just eat the slop, bro

>>214312598
That’s not what the show was about tho

>>214312598
>suburban texas
>hillbilly

>>214312631
he doesn't care. his overlords just ordered him to quash any complaining

>>214312372
>"We need X in current year because of current year events and we really need it"
People want reboots of past shows because they want to be told how to think about current events or whatever the FOTM is.

>>214312595
I live in one of the deepest red areas of Texas. At the end of the work we went to one of the nearby country bars. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.
Vice President Harris was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),
“You know what? She ain’t so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody’s rioting, and we’re standing up on the world stage again. Can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’ Oakland Kam’s got my vote this year.”
I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yes sir” and “Damn Straight” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod. Texas will turn for Kamala this year, you can quote me on that.

>>214312263
I could could actually go for that.

>>214312807
Didn't happen.

That said I distinctly remember a house I passed by in one of the most rusted out small towns in east TX had a bunch of Hillary signs back in 2016. And all four big cities are blue as shit.

>>214311876
Someone has to go back

>>214311809
boy those indian indentured slaves sure do work hard, we need some of those fellas in texas!

Why is calling a bakery "Danish", ok but not calling a cookie "Samoa" ok?

>>214313022
Racism is predicated on people in power punching down. It isn't possible to be racist toward white people in the same way it is toward Black, Asian, Latinx, etc.

>>214313101
Korean barbecue?

>>214313101
there are people who still actually believe that shit

>>214313022
Because SHUT UP, chud. You don't get to ask questions or receive explanations. You get to obey, and that's that.

>>214312052
>skin color

>>214313022
because even libshits think whites are superior so any white talking about a nonwhite is punching down

>>214311868
Our ki.d has been eradicated anon

>>214313101
we are genetically superior, a nigger calling me a white devil has the same effect as a chihuahua growling at me. You choose to live in our world and demand that we change to suit you. Go back to chucking spears in africa if you dont want to feel inferior

STUPID BECAUSE SAMOAS STILL EXIST, THEY'RE THE ONES WITH DARK CHOCOLATE AND THE THE ONES WITH LIGHTER CHOCOLATE ARE CALLED CARAMEL DELITES AND HEY WHY WERE THEY CALLED SAMOAS IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT'S WRONG WITH A COOKIE NAMED BELGIUMS HEY WHY DO WE ONLY SAY KABUUUUL LIKE THEY SAY IT OVER THERE WHY DON'T THEY SAY SHETLAND LIKE WE SAY IT OVER HERE I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND it's stupid

>>214313741
https://youtu.be/VNoPEMCT28g?si=sqEWVn9MYHEs3iHt

>>214311603
From what I can find online, it's not some SJW shit but is because different baking companies make that style of cookie but have their own names for it, so either name is still used and the name just refers to which company made that particular batch (Keebler being Samoas, Interbake being Caramel Delites).

Overall, the new season sucked ass. The only episode that felt classic was Bobby having to deal with the black guy that thinks he's Japanese and the whole episode poking fun at race and heritage on the whole.

>>214311603
Samoans are fat greasy retards. Would you eat a cookie called Jeets but Fat?

>>214313961
>Overall, the new season sucked ass. The only episode that felt classic was Bobby having to deal with the black guy that thinks he's Japanese and the whole episode poking fun at race and heritage on the whole.
I liked the bit about how boomers just drink and love the most boring and tasteless beer, while "zoomers" just want beer that taste nothing like beer.
It should have been a short bit tho and not a full episode bit.

>>214314092
That was also good as a bit, but a whole episode was a real stretch. The show has had good bits but there are no entirely good episodes and some aren't even worth rewatching (though I doubt I'd rewatch any of the new season honestly).