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Mommy there's a mommy in my closet

On-topic Kaitlyn Dever post because she was in an alium movie.

>>214314943
Film wasn't great but she was good in it. Hope she does another horror.

I liked Kevin Bacon's semi-werewolf look in the new Toxie. They should have kept him like that for a bit. Like Frieza style make him evolve.

>>214314909 (OP)
You couldn’t have picked a younger picture of her?

Anons, please keep posting the VHS covers from Blockbuster that would freak you out, I want to see what I recognize so I can finally watch them.

I just had a nightmare so unpleasant I had to get up and smoke a cigarette so I wouldn't keep having it

>>214315045
She wouldn't be as hot. We like mature women here.

>>214315091
one mentioned in the last thread

Why do serious horror movies always devolve into comedy horror after a few sequels?

>>214315118
>Leonardo DiCaprio
Kek wtf

M3gan!

>>214314943
She's incredibly sexy and /hor/.

>>214315139
Probably a desire by producers to ramp up the violence, stakes, and intensity drives them inevitably to absurdity

I'm M3gan 2 on the doubleplus banned list

>>214315146
he disavows it, but it's true
also Jennifer Anistons first film was Leprechaun and she disavows that

>>214315170
lame
Kristen Bell's first film was Pootie Tang and she owns that shit

>>214315091
Haven't watched it yet but I remember seeing stills on the back and finding it creepy.

>>214315151
>freckles
Ew

>>214315170
Kek

>>214315185
>also stars Robert Vaughn
Holy based

>>214315149
not hor

>>214296282
yeah, I'm gonna need more horror comedy sex scenes and reccs.

hello?

about to queue this up once I grab a snack

>>214315139
I think the inverse happening is interesting, like how Return of the Living Dead started as comedy and then had a serious third movie (which sucked, but whatever).

>>214315241
feels like a sex death is in like 50% of comedy horrors but I don't have many off the top of my head.
that one chick gets raped to death by a monster in Feast. that's a good one.

>>214315170
I love actors regretting their b-horror movie past.

I'm going to get some burgers and then watch a horror movie.

>>214315330
Do you regret letting you gf watch X?

>>214315241
the famous "you just got stuffed, bitch!" scene from thankskilling.

in scream vi the nerdy pajeet killer kills his film teacher cause she "gave him a C on his giallo paper" kek

I liked the final Conjuring film and they're doing a good job of wrapping up storylines, but I really wish we had gotten one more Nun movie. The 1st one was kind of shlocky and formulaic, especially in camera work, but the 2nd was as good and improved on some things.
Obviously if they made a 3rd one it couldn't be Valak, but a nice one-off villain couldn't hurt.

>>214315384
I am a 33 year old virgin.

>>214315484
Missing James Wan as a director means it will be missing the magic touch. Can still be a great movie though, I havent seen it yet.

>>214315267
>Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
Your foster parents are dead

Saw this a few days ago and I hated it. Basically an awful ripoff of halloween and animal house.

>>214315569
The latest one was much better than the 3rd, but not on the same level as the first 2. I'd like to agree with you about Wan, but he really hasn't directed much since Conjuring 2, His four best movies are Conjuring, Conjuring 2, Saw and Insidious. He's made some real piles lately.

>>214315379
>I'm going to get some burgers and then watch a horror movie.
McDonalds is getting a vegi burger soon here. I'm so stoked its been ages. I'm thinking about watching Raw.

>>214315641
1 was an excellent horror film but 2 had some of the best horror set up sequences leading to a jump scare in all of cinema history.

>>214315641
> He's made some real piles lately.
His recent stuff isnt fully his so it doesn’t really count. Malignant was so still a score of A.

>>214315713
> some of the best horror set up sequences leading to a jump scare in all of cinema history.
I can only think of Woman in the Dark and Marianne when it comes to this.

>>214315277
I love catholic stuff. You watch this, Nun 1, Nun 2, Constantine, and do 10 Hail Mary's on your Rossary and have yourself a blessed week my brother in Christ. Peace be with you.

I do 10 Hail Mary's on her Pussary

>>214315705
Ah, the homosexual appears

Just finished the Conjuring 1, thanks to whoever recommended it. It was definitely not as scary as the second movie.

>>214315835
>The FIRST VICTIM
she can victumize my 18 feet of gut crunching man eating terror if you know what I mean.

anon who mentioned Inseminoid (1981) last thread. I will now watch Inseminoid (1981).

>>214315990
It's fucking bad.

>>214315484
The Nun II made a shitload of money. No way we don't get another Nun film in the future. A prequel?

>>214315956
Youre welcome, anon.

>>214315956
You saw the second one and had to wait for a recommendation for the first?

The idea of a Gamera fighting a space vampire was scary in a way. I somehow got the idea that the Gamera series was more adult than Godzilla.

>>214315484
It's final?

>>214315871
I did like Constantine, I'm not Catholic(or any other sort of Christian) anymore

>>214315139
You don't build the scene right, you don't edit or score it right, you don't act it right, it easily becomes funny. And after knowing the monster, the fear is gone, so it would just be senseless, boring killing if they didn't make it whacky.

>>214315208
Gayest post ITT

>>214315170
why, he was a kid, didn't he do gilbert grape after this? I get jennifer anniston being embarrassed though

>>214314909 (OP)
On the catalog, op's thumbnail looks like Jenna Fischer.

>>214316057
Gamera definitely gets fucked up in some adult ways. But he is protector of children.

>>214316016
you can't prequel "the nun". a pre vow nun movie would just be "the regular hoe"

>>214315623
Should have watched the superior version.

>>214316031
I don’t know much about horror movies.

>>214316101
Has Jenna ever done a /hor/?

>>214316031
It isnt waiting for a recommendation. It is more like the movie is so old, should I even watch it? Glad I did though

I watched the first 2 episodes of Alien Earth when it came it out weeks back. Nice visuals, nice intro, shit story, shit dialogue, obviously made during the height of three letter production.

Back with episode 3 nearly a month later and woah, are things not getting better. Please tell me episodes 4 and 5 have gotten a little better.

>>214316191
If you liked episode 1 then you’ll like 5 but get as annoyed as most people as to why it splits the season. Other than that? No. It’s a kid’s show with swearing. Supremely badly written

>>214316191
Alium is my favourite /hor/ror movie series but you couldn’t pay me to watch this. Streaming series are just garbage “content”.

I am saving all the qt screencaps though.

>>214316191
Last episode was the best.

>>214316463
nta but same. Romulus 2 is gonna happen though, not with Alvarez but they hopefully have enough of the same crew to do it justice.
Odd they haven't confirmed if Cailee is returning when they have basically greenlit the script. Maybe a sign she won't.

I've run out of universal classic monster movies and am sad now

>>214316615
watch Castle Freak. he's like a universal monster archetype created in the 90s.

>>214316655
I've seen that too. Damn

>>214316677
RIP

kind of crazy that basically everyone went to see The Exorcist

>>214314909 (OP)
anybody watched this sheitz?

>>214316923
Did the 80s just not have famous and successful horror movies?

>>214316949
Maybe the opposite, had so many that they were in competition with each other.

>>214316923
crazy how the real horror of the exorcist is not in the supernatural but the very real shit the man in white coats are doing irl

>>214316933
Yeah. This place is split on it. Personally I didn't think much of it.

>>214317005
Honestly also not really keen to watch it but I have no idea what else to watch. I watched fucking tangerine yesterday and it was much more entertaining than any hor I've seen recently

>>214317041
if you like j-horror watch Missing Child Videotape.

Watched the Video Dead. Effects were great, movie was alright but it was fun

>>214317077
I thought I'd seen this but turns out I was always thinking of Video Violence. Thanks for mentioning it.

>>214317077
The zombie designs and make-up promise way more than the movie can deliver, but it's still comfy straight-to-video fare

>>214314943
>>214315151
she's BBC coded

>>214317214
remember to floss

>>214316933
Yes I liked it a lot and I usually hate French stuff

>>214316140
Slither.

The Inseminoid? More like The Femoid amirite. Not enough aliums to hold a candle to Galaxy of Terror/Forbidden World but I give credit to the lead for giving it her all.

>>214317077
>>214317144
I found Dead Next Door to be a better flick.

>>214317249
I flossed, The Exorcist was kino

I can't think of what to watch

>>214318667
watch something comfy
>Night Flier (1997)
>Dead End (2003)

>>214315330
He was the best part of that movie, Vilmer was fun to watch all the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OZmzFrifxk

>

>>214319766
This made zoomtards piss and shit themselves in fear

>>214319074
Based boomer of Boom Boom Bonnie.

>>214319766
They stole this scare from Terrified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0gCyrolE8

>>214316191
>>214316481
Yeah the most recent episode was the best one, the whole show should have just been on the ship.

>>214317057
Thanks I put that on now, I love j-hores

>>214320382
you should check out house of sayuri, it's by the guy that did noroi

Holy shit, it's almost insane the amount of people who completely misunderstand High Tension
The reviews and comments are mostly "the twist makes absolutely no sense", "the ending sucks, it couldn't have happened that way" or even she has no dick! How could she fuck the head?

>>214320453
Cool thanks man, haven't kept up lately

>>214317057
kek, googling this is just asking to be van'd

>>214320293
It's cool because it even works as a standalone episode

what growing up with an older bro who loves horror does to a mf

Well look at that, it's time for more pointless brief thoughts on what I just watched:

>Strange Frequencies: Taiwan Killer Hospital
FF #206. Is it kino? No. Is it better than Gonjiam, which is name-dropped in the movie? No. It's still a solid livestream haunted location FF movie. The jumpscares suck, and it drags at times, but I still enjoyed it. Personal issue, but Tagalog/Taglish sucks for subtitles, since half the movie is already in English.
>Berkshire County
It's a very typical home invasion horror-thriller. It ticks all the cliches and the kills are boring. The lead woman is shown to be a whore at the beginning, so I didn't care if she died. Horrible choice in actors since she's supposed to be 17, but looks to be mid-to-late 20s. I'd never watch it again, but others might like it.
>825 Forest Road
Oh fucking boy, just what I wanted, trauma-horror. My disdain for this genre is unmatched. This is special though because not only does all 3 main characters have trauma, but so does the motherfucking ghost. It's just ridiculous at this point. If you have seen literally ANY other trauma-horror movie, you've seen this one. Stop fucking making these please, I hate them.

>>214320968
That's a lot of shitty movies. Very nice.

>>214320968
I've seen 492 horror movies from the 2010s. No, I'm not a zoomer.

>>214320968
Have you watched this movie?

Watching kino tonight

I thought deep red was a creepy doll movie all these years

>>214321827
Yes, what about them?

>>214321866
I just dig the mask

will scream 7 be kino without my puta

>>214322003
I have faith in BASED Williamson

>>214322003
Yes. Scream 6 was mediocre and Williamson returning could be the direction the franchise needs. Plus Sid's daughter is cute.

>>214322003
apparently dewey is back? and matthew lillard? And joel mchale is playing Sid's husband - I thought patrick dempsey was Sid's husband.

>>214320453
45 min in and it's absolute based kino.
I thought of this today, the thing that would make something frightening is not necessarily what we see but what we hear, this movie makes great use of that

>>214322088
Apparently new Ghost Face is using deepfake AI for face time calls to taunt Sidney, hence the return of dead characters

>>214322187
ok that makes sense and it's pretty clever. Scream VI def implies that Stu could have survived the TV drop though.

>>214322187
What they'll do is establish the AI deepfake with those dead characters, except it'll turn out that Stu was actually him and he's one of the killers. I'd hope he survives and turns into a trilogy where he's at large and always a threat waiting to strike.

today marks 100 years since The Phantom of the Opera with Lon Chaney came out

>>214322805
Lon Chaney finna be old as shit

мaтycя

>>214320780
>she has no dick! How could she fuck the head?
kek

>>214320780
I swear, 90%+ of people that watched High Tension just refused to pay attention to the first 2-3 minutes.

>>214322003
Just look at that thing on the right, making Jenna look like a 50/10.

>>214324980
don't remember aliens taking place on earth

>>214324980
Creepy.

Where can I watch the two films directed by Crispin Glover?
>What Is It?
>It's Fine! Everything Is Fine!

I don't get it. What was happening at the end?

not sure if I should goon to Samara Weaving or Maika Monroe lads

>>214325429
never goon

>>214325429
Maika she's my mommy

>>214325441
I goon 8 hours a day me

>>214325505
incredibly homosexual behavior

why didn't you save her, /hor/?

>>214325657
I am not a homosexual

>>214326315
u r

>>214326717
masturbating to gay porn isn't the same as actually getting fucked in the ass, okay?

>>214325211
bump desu

>>214326731
Tell him! I've been saying that for years.

>>214326731
based

>>214325429
>Maika Monroe
I hate that bitch, you look at her eye and you can immediately tell there is literally nothing going on in her head
although she surprised me because in Longlegs she showed some kind of human behaviour

Thoughts on these two movies?

>>214325135
>What Is It?
on the bay of the pirates

>>214327066
I dunno, she looks like a dumb bimbo but she's been cast in a lot of good movies over the years so she must have something to her. Either that or her agent is very good.

>>214327073
The right one is kino

>>214314926
FPBP

i'm watching
>I Know What You Did Last Summer is a 1997 American slasher film directed by Jim Gillespie and written by Kevin Williamson. It stars Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, and Freddie Prinze Jr., with supporting roles played by Johnny Galecki, Bridgette Wilson, Anne Heche, and Muse Watson.

>>214327249
terrible move desu

>>214314909 (OP)
>Watched Theater of Blood starring Vincent Price. A comedy horror slasher.
>He plays an insane actor who takes revenge against his critics by killing them in elaborate set-ups based on the the plays of Shakespeare.
>it came out a year after the Phibes movies

It's very similar to Phibes
I actually like this one a lot more than the Phibes films. It was good that he was killing just for his ego and self satisfaction and the Shakespeare tie-in was funny.

It's decent I guess, final 15 minutes are really boring though

>>214327097
>she's been cast in a lot of good movies over the years
lmao

>>214327338
I liked it

>>214326731
it's worse

>>214325211
Answer me!!!

>>214315241
The tub scene from Jack Frost

>>214327703
Nobody else has fucking seen this!

>>214327727
The watch it and answer my question please.

Just watched Black Sun: The Nanking Massacre

>>214327077
I couldn't find it there, but I found both of them on watchseries.

>>214327703
No!!!

>>214327273
Based Vincent Price

>>214316615
What about the non-classic stuff like Man-Made Monster? Or their non-creature spooky stuff? Universal was churning out all kinds of horror movies up through the 50's.

>>214327773
Answer me... or perish.

>>214328042
The entire movie was actually a dream and then everybody died

>>214315091
>Company of Wolves

Scared the crap out of me as kid seeing it on the shelf as a kid

>>214328281
Full case

>>214315197
Watch it. Fantastic psycho-sexual body horror. One of Cronenberg's best

>>214315396
My ex-gf loved the Halloween movies. She was especially impressed with Michael Myer's "smooth driving" skills.
She may have been on the spectrum.

>>214328474
>>214315197
me and my dad watched it recently and loathed it

>>214316057
Gamera and his opponents are more beastial than Godzilla kaiju. G-man walks on two legs. Gamera crawls on all fours. Godzilla punches and kicks while gamera rips and tears with tooth and claw

>>214316615
Time to watch the Hammer Horror and Adventure movies, fren

>>214316718
As a kid, watching the Gillman commit suicide messed me up

>>214321056
Jesus Christ, do you hate yourself?

>>214328811
Sometimes, but not always. I just love movies, especially horror movies. Sometimes you get an absolute shit film and others pure kino.

>>214329052
>from the legendary masters of horror!
>comes the cheesiest, corniest, goofiest "horror" you've ever seen!

80S HORROR DIES TONIGHT

>>214329263
Harperspammer first

>>214329052
Frank Drebin was an absolute menace in this.

>>214322003
They are both under with terrible aged skin

>>214329299
Obsessed :)

>>214317005
It is one of the top 5 films for 2024.

>>214329346
Another suicide scene that messed me up as a kid

>>214315022
Kevin Bacon is in the new Toxic Avenger?

I think blacks should not be allowed to be in movies

>>214329451
To me that sounds racist.

>>214329490
they can still do other things, like go back to their continent

>>214316923
>le inflation meme

>>214328811
Yeah being 40 sucks

How's the Derry TV show?

>>214329826
how the fuck should we know it doesn't air until the end of october

>>214330047
Oh what the hell, I thought I saw it on a streaming site. My bad, nigga, damn

Speaking giallos, it is crazy that Italians used to have a country and were well respected. Now, the west and eu is a shell full of invaders.

>>214330724
Like the majority of the Western world.

>>214330724
Yep. It was a shame that nuclear war happened and Italy was depopulated to a small number of immaculately dressed expats... Don't even get me started on how the Nazis winning WW2 affected Al Pacino's daughter in Switzerland!

>>214330854
'gento's casting agent deserved an award.

>82 mil in two days for Conjuring
Why do normies love these so much but dont support other Horrors?

>>214330928
the answer is in your question: they are cattle

>>214330928
>>214330966
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>>214321009
Yeah I decided to skip Strange Frequencies as soon as I heard it was basically a Gonjiam remake.

>>214330928
normies don't want to waste their money on something unknown
conjuring is a well known name and a lot of people know what kind of quality lies behind the name and so would rather go see that than some cannes festival fart fest film that they think will just be a boring waste of time

>>214330987
Whether the films are good is not relevant to the question

>>214322017
>wrote Scream 2/3/4
>basically a first time director for 7
>not writing it though
interesting

>>214315151
>chin hairs
PCOS confirmed.

>>214327273
I really like the Phibes character and look, but also liked Theater of Blood more.
I think I liked the second Phibes film more than the first though. Been a while.

>>214328569
>stabbin wagon
kek

>>214331055
He didn't write Scream 3, he wrote the outline for it, which was disregarded by Kruger.

>>214329427
Yeah. Elijah Wood too, they're the best part.

>>214329052
I legit almost couldn't make it though it as a kid had to get up and leave during the opening credits.

I think this one might be as good as Three Extremes

>>214331029
They definitely good.

I think this one might be as good as Three Extremes

speaking of horror anthologies, check this shit out

>Trancers sequel by the original creators
>Lovecraft story feat. Jeffrey Combs AND Barbara Crampton
>sequel to The Dungeonmaster

>>214331359
>>214331237
Downloading

>>214331281
I never said they weren't

>>214331300
Is it? I will check it out.
Not sure if you know this but Three Extremes had some top Chinese actors in it which elevated in it.

>>214330928
>Huge female and Hispanic and Latino turnout respectively
>https://deadline.com/2025/09/box-office-conjuring-the-last-rites-1236508461/
women be loving ghosts. audience is like 50/50.
In comparison, Alien: Romulus was like 70 male.

>>214331300
retro /hor/ used to rec both this and Jesus Camp unironically

>>214331359
Holy crap, based. Most kino /hor/ dynamic duo ever.

>>214331359
I still need to see Trancers, but I liked him in Dollman.

The verdict?

>>214330996
>know what kind of quality lies behind the name
Is this a joke? Apart from the first two all these movies are massive sloppas. Never heard anyone say The Nun or La Llorona were amazing films

>>214331461
Feminist coded. Havent seen it. Should I?

>>214331535
it's about consistency
and also about the social bit where they can actually talk about the film with their friends
but mostly it's about the consistency

>>214331461
It was actually decent, nothing to get mad about. The Osgood Perkins film nobody talks about for that reason.

>>214331566
I'm about to put it on myself. I'll report back.
>>214331582
Good to know

>>214331566
You should grow a sack and decide for yourself.

I heard that Viral is plain bad (even by the franchise's standard) but is there any segment worth watching? Of all the other movies I find picrel to be the only one without any good segment

>>214331569
Explain. I liked Conjuring 1 and 2 but 3 was terrible because Wan is gone and busy with DC trash. And the spinoffs were all consistently bad except for Annabelle Creation which was decent fun.

>>214329263
It died 50 years ago.

>>214331672
99, Viral and the Alien Themed one from last year have Zero good films

>>214331672
Reviews of VHS films are all over the place. Every time a new one comes out someone will swear it's the worse one so far and another will say it's the best.

>>214331679
Actually, all of the spin offs aged pretty well. Watch them all again in a few years.

>>214331422
I remember when Jesus Camp was a thing on /tv/ back in what, 2012?

>>214331710
Last years was actually the best though

>>214331569
> but mostly it's about the consistency
Oops I meant quality

>>214331639
No, he's just gonna continue whining about women that will never know his smelly jeet ass exists.

>>214331814
>yfw there's nothing but evil bong pogs for sale

>>214330881
I'm pretty sure Dario's casting agent was his living room couch, he just cast a lot of girls he saw in movies before. Which is funny because Lara Wendel was famous for being in some banned pedo movie before he got her for Tenebrae.

>>214331839
That is not you know who

>>214331893
based Bill Murray. was probably slamming a hooker as he said that to a reporter.

>>214331839
Rent free

>>214331893
Might just be autistic but does anyone else not like when they put future movies in actors credits? Zombieland didn’t exist when he said this

>>214331893
>Zombieland

>>214331984
that's just something he specifically told them to attribute him to back in the 90s when he first saw the film
it's weird that he told them to write down zombieland though

>>214331984
It's a bit autistic but everyone has a bit of tism.

>>214332044
love a good tag line

"Garfield," maybe.

>>214331915
Keep telling your that, cuck

>>214331915
Keep telling yourself that, cuck

You're a hikikomori living in 1950s Spain. Realistically, how do you pass the time?

>>214332144
Books?

>>214315170
Rewatched 1 and 2 not long ago, good stuff.
Critters 4 did dirty to the bounty hunters.

>>214332144
By banging my hot fish sister from the depths of hell.

>>214332128
Whatever, keep letting him live rent free.

>>214332260
Ditto.

Rent free.

>>214332352
Go fuck yaself.

>>214331633
Okay, report back.

>>214332073
One of my eternal favorites.
Perfectly captures the feeling of a childhood nightmare

>>214331633
Feel free to liveblog it

>>214332204
She was great in 30 Coins. Her character only works in a Spanish show. If it was American or very Westernized show, it wouldn’t.

who would win?

>>214332427
*saarself

>>214332427
>corpselike girl on bed
kino

>>214332747
The Pope's Exorcist for his superior mobility
Strange that they haven't turned around a sequel to this yet. It'd print money.

>>214332747
are they both worth watching?

I miss channel surfing

>>214332937
yeah but i don't miss commercials.

>>214332937
some of my favourite horror experiences were catching random films on TV and having zero expectations about them
>House of 1000 Corpses
>Mullholland Drive
>Cabin Fever

>>214332570
Anon, you know Spain is the west right?

>>214332937
I miss the 80’s

I watched We Are the Flesh

>>214333078
I just read the synopsis on wiki. What'd you think of it?

>>214333078
good film. pretty sure the sex was unsimulated, been a while since i first saw it.
really weird and kinda wacky in a way that i found appealing 10 years ago. don't know how i'd react today if a saw it

>>214332073
kino

>>214329052
I liked the segments in 2 more, but the prologue/intro of 1 more

>>214333251
looked at the review score right now
baffling how it's rated a measly 2.5/5, guess it was too much for some people

>>214327295
I agree

>>214314943
Is it any good?

>>214333342
Its meh

>>214333296
The design of the creep is also better in the first

NEW

>>214333254
>>214333254
>>214333254
>>214333254

>>214333218
Love this film. Live that it goes absolutely BONKERS in the third act