mighty Imperial Army, stongest force in the Galaxy...defeated by bunch of teddy bears with sticks
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:41:30 AM
No.214316478
>>214316742
something something Vietnam something something Afghanistan
>Yankees can't defeat rice farmers with AK-47s
>Think they could tackle dixie if the South rose again
LOL
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:00:37 AM
No.214316742
>>214316478
Those were NOT teddy bears
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:00:42 AM
No.214316743
>>214316720
>with AK-47s
quite a jump from sharp sticks.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:01:49 AM
No.214316760
>>214316720
They'd both have to get out of their armchairs for that.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:02:34 AM
No.214316771
>>214316866
>>214316465 (OP)
Ok, but what if they have the strength of chimpanzees?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:03:09 AM
No.214316778
>>214318346
>>214316465 (OP)
When you have literal world-ending superweapons, your military gets complacent.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:09:16 AM
No.214316866
>>214316771
still blasters should be more useful
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:14:46 AM
No.214316939
>>214320316
>>214316465 (OP)
They were trained in gorilla warfare
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:25:35 AM
No.214317088
>>214316465 (OP)
Its for kids and manchildren who cant grow their kids phase
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:02:36 PM
No.214318346
>>214316778
Werent they all clones of the most skillful combatant of the Galaxy
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 1:50:34 PM
No.214319717
They are masters of guerilla warfare
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:03:06 PM
No.214319870
>>214316720
The winners would be the side with the faster mobility scooters.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:34:09 PM
No.214320295
>>214316465 (OP)
Isn’t that /ourmidge/ in there?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:00:39 PM
No.214320704
Thought it was a joke until I played Empire in battlefront 2 and realized how damn hard it is to shoot a fast moving little bastard in dense undergrowth and fight the rebel commandos with actual
guns at the same time.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:13:10 PM
No.214320888
>>214316465 (OP)
And a farm boy from some shit-hole planet
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:11:06 PM
No.214321856
>>214316465 (OP)
How come a man watch shit like this and say to himself. “Yeah, that's awesome“
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:44:18 PM
No.214322494
It's all fun and games until it's night time
