Thread 214316597

Previously on /dex/ - >>214307721

>HANNAH
>OH HANNAH
>MUH HANNAH
>HAVE I TALKED ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE HANNAH YET?
>PLEASE HANNAH LET ME BE YOUR FUCKTOY
>I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HANNAH
>HANNAH
>HANNAH
Season 7/8 Dexter in a nutshell.

>>214316426
>Cuts to a ten minute sequence where Dexter Judo wrestles with RFR (played by Matthew Gray Gubler) while Monsters in The Parasol by QOTSA plays
Based?

>>214316597 (OP)
>Read your mind

>>214316701
god what a cringe pilot set

>>214316634
implying you wouldn't be like this if you met someone like her

>>214316668
his absent minded fucking was pretty realistic

>>214314491
Did they? Those guys literally prey on innocent unprepared people, unlike Dexter. He is much more prepared than they will ever be.

>>214316727
A bitch who let her boyfriend take all the blame for murders she committed and never once showed any emotion over his suicide?
Nah, I'm good.

>>214316634
Lmao both Dexter and Harrison easily stfu about Hannah in the reboot(s). One mention about how da bitch croaked and no followup. I guess they're both psychos, no regard for his own mommy figure that raised him into teenhood, but he somehow remembers his fuckin bimbo ass Rita mom as a literal toddler. Babies can not form memories before 4 years old, it is impossible. Even memories of Rita from after that would be skewed.

>>214316634
women writers were a mistake
also weak season and weak finale
not sure why everyone is calling it the best thing ever. it's just another one of the bad seasons - nothing close to 1 or 2
we need actual stakes, good villains, and tension. not just knowing dexter will magically solve everything and all the famous actor stars will obviously die before the season ends

speaking of famous people, cast your Resurrection S2 ideal cast and plot

>Adult Cody finds Dexter asking for help because Astor joined a cult in Miami
>With the help of the now post-timeskip police officer Harrison and his tranny gf Gigi (blood spatter) they try to find more about the cult
>Dexter will rescue Astor (and fuck her) and get involved in a bigger problem now that the whole cult is looking for him
>by the end of the season Cody dies protecting Dex and Harrison kills Moloch's host (Matthew Mcconaughey)
>Harrison wakes up some nights later, all sweaty and sees that Gigi is dead next to him and he has a bloody knife
>He looks at a mirror and sees Matthew Mcconaughey as his own reflection showing Moloch changed hosts

Next up in Dexter: What will he do? Can he save his son before he goes on a rampage?
Season 3 would be a Venom-tier situation in which Harrison is pretty much an asshole (gigi's murder gets forgotten quick)
Dexter has more sex with Astor, very visually. Like, super visually, in fact Paramount is trying to figure out how to show so much legally, because it's literally FUCKED UP

>>214316835
>Astor
jesus

>>214316832
>Babies can't retain memories from under four years old.
>Whole premise of the show is Dexter swimming in his mothers blood when he was less than two years old fucked him up for life.
Dunno man, I have memories from I was younger than two.
Older than one, but younger than two.
I think you may be mistaken.

>>214316901
she's got one year to get in shape or she can be recast with Sydney Sweeney

>>214316904
Stop everything, everyone. This person is the exception to the norm, he is very special, he can remember crawling as a baby

Come the fuck on. You are just another larping retard. you probably dreamed it and you are so god damn retarded you think it's memories from when you were a baby.
if you knew some basic biology and how babies brains and synapses are formed you wouldn't say such a RETARDED thing.

no one remembers things between 1-2 years. human brains at that age dont work like that.

>a phenomenon called infantile amnesia, because the brain regions involved in forming and retrieving memories, particularly the hippocampus and prefrontal cortex, are still developing. Rapid neurogenesis (the creation of new brain cells) in the developing brain may also disrupt or "write over" existing memories, making them inaccessible

>>214316901
shame

>>214316634
Hannah was smokin hot

>>214316943
Hey man, I didn't know how old I was when the memories were made.
I just mentioned something that happened with my real dad from before he and my mom divorced and she lost her mind because they divorced when I was two. I even described it to her and she asked me what else I remembered. There were lots of different things. I agree with you by and large that kids don't remember much from a young age, but my own daughter remembers watching The Walking Dead as it aired and she was barely two.
I don't remember everything from that age, just a few dozen or so memories. Like a scorpion that I found and my mom caught it and we kept it in a jar with sticks and stuff and my dad feeding it moths.
Since I never saw or heard from my dad after the divorce, it had to be from then. A big fishtank filled with neons that my dad had, many other things.

>>214316758
He looks old

>>214316901
someone post it

>>214316943
nta but I have at least 3 memories when I was 1-2, one of them my mom confirms I was 1 and I genuinely remember what I was thinking back then (toy was playing a song which I found then sad as hell and started crying)

>>214316904
BS. You might have a few images in your mind from that age but it is impossible to have memories from that age. Which is what makes Harrison's story so unbelievable, he was literally a baby...not a toddler, how tf could he remember a pool of blood in his moms tub?

It's a series based on fiction, but it pisses me off when people say babies can remember trauma or anything else for that matter. Even in psychical or s#xual abuse they are better off the younger they are as horrible as that sounds. Because it leads to easier recovery in a new home life and no baggage to carry compared to older victims. I have tried since I was like 13 yo to recover memories from my early childhood, shrooms, weed, acid and DMT could not unlock that door. Nothing else will.

I wish no humans felt any pain, but don't lie and say babies have memories, you sound like a lunatic

>>214317126
Were you diddled or something why are you so defensive? Or are you going the Talmud route here?

>>214317037
Autism Waifus...

>>214317126
You sound jewish as fuck.
>>214317166
He definitely sounds jewish as fuck.

>>214317126
harrisons memories are genetic memories. deep trauma gets carried on by DNA
he was not remembering rita, he just has the instinct to remember the traumatic event of a pool of blood, so his brain conjures up the photos he saw online of his mom in the bathtub

im surprised how idiotic dexter fans are to not realize these things.

>>214317166
Your brain on pol

>>214317126
>>214317192
Guess how I can tell that these two posts were made by the same person.

>>214317192
DNA huh? Stop derailing the thread...ask any adult they will not remember shit, with parental supervision see if the stories were made up in the mind, or real. Most of the time it is unsupported, because humans create false memories all the time including false traumas.

Show me the studies, DNA pertains to a current victim like Harrison...he did not remember Rita's death but somehow DNA gives him psychic abilities to see daddy Dexter in a bloody shipping container? Listen to yourself dude...

Sweaty Claudette is my jam

>>214316634
Dexter loves blonde white women

>>214317126
>>214317192
>>214317356
Why are you posting that goblin?

>>214317383
not a single person you dingus

>>214317356
this season made a big effort to make every single girl as little sexy as possible
gigi is good looking and surprisingly not sexy at all, looks smelly. this detective is the same

>>214317387
I see no screenshot as proof.

>>214317126
Dexter is a fantasy show

>>214317402
suck my dick

Hewmanobwos...

Heheh, Angie, hey Angie, get up you lazy beaner! It's not time for a siesta, you dumb spic. You disgusting subhuman brown monkey, heheh!

>>214317356
mother of all fucking webms and all that is holy

>>214317356
>>214317414
>>214317555
Samefag.

>>214317571
Why is there only one (you) there then and why are you crying like a BITCH?

>>214316717
eat shit faggot learn how to write properly you fucking retard

>>214317609
Proof, or you're a liar.

JESUS CHRIST MORGAN, YOU'RE THE BAY HARBOR NIGGER

>>214316835
Is it bad I'd watch this because I simply don't expect more of Dexter at this point?

Season 2 should just start with Dexter hunting down and murdering the Fat Faggot from Modern Family while Harrison is fucking Gigi in college.

it will turn out like john wick, there will be more prater-likes in the us/world and they will want to avenge prater by paying serial killers to kill dexter

when is ghost John Lithgow gonna show up? They should have a different ghost every episode, I'm sick of James Remar.

>>214317803
>Why is there only one (you) there

Is he serious anons?

How will the series finale inevitably fuck it all up like the previous two times? Personally I'm hoping they go completely off the rails and bring actual demons in

>>214317668
I hope we see a proper Prater. Someone who cultivates serial killers but also isn't a gremlin control freak.

>>214317803
By altering your screenshot, you proved that I am right.
>>214317825
He altered it, and not even in a way to prove me wrong.
He still proved me right, and that he altered it.

it turns out the real new york ripper were the friends we made along the way

>>214317844
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>214317860

It can't get worse than this, anon. You don't know what forces you're playing with.

>>214317626
This anon is worse than that whore gigi

>>214317891

Don't worry man, I fixed her for you.

>>214317860
You cut the you off of my post, but left the you on your post when you replied to yourself on that I included in my post.
Dumbass.

>>214317915
We already determined that screenshots are very easily doctored so any pic you post is meaningless.

>>214317943
It took you thirty minutes to doctor your screenshot. It took me two minutes to post mine.
I must be fucking fantastic with paint and photoshop.

>>214317966
lol

>Batista's legacy will forever be a schizo retard
>A schizo retard that tries to convince Prater that Dexter is the BHB
>When Prater refuses to listen, he gets violent and Prater is forced to shoot him in self-defense
>Leon Prater's serial killer fetish is deemed weird, but isn't really a sin

Rest in Piss An-Hell

>>214317966
>>214317943
>>214317915
Morgan we need a digital forensic analyst to analyze these posts now motherfucker.

>>214317996
On it, Sergant.

>>214317992

Wow, you have really talented media analysis skills and it shows in your predictions. Great post anon, I expect more from you when season 2 rolls around.

>>214316597 (OP)
Jack Alcott is relentlessly handsome.

>>214317977
You missed a spot, smart guy.

>>214318029
Did I?

blasting to gigi

>Watch Original Sin
>Deb is in short shorts
KINO

>>214317943
>>214318034
Its over retard. He caught you out big time

>>214316597 (OP)
On season 2 of the OG. I’m absolutely loving this show. It’s giving me the same feeling that watching Breaking Bad 10 years ago felt. I hear that the ending is shit and the last few seasons are crap, but I can forgive it. So far I like how Dexter is smart but somewhat realistically smart, not 1000 steps ahead keikaku level smart. The show feels like a mix between Breaking Bad and Death Note

>americans wake up
>general becomes shit
like clockwork

>>214318130
Thighs...

>>214318161
I don't get it, of course both of these two posts are me. What the fuck is that supposed to proof?

>>214318177
Season 5 and 6 aren't actually that bad desu. They're steps down from Season 4 but they're still entertaining. Season 7 and 8 is where it goes full retard. My advice is watch Seasons 1-6, if it's so bad you can't watch it anymore watch the original show's finale which sucked so badly it was hilarious and then jump to New Blood-Resurrection which brings the show back to the quality everyone liked Dexter for.

Dexter at its heart is a superhero show and thankfully it knows it. Just have fun watching.

>>214318217
nigga its 6 AM, hardly anybody is shitposting from the US. Yet.

>>214318291
I like season 5 and 7 but hate 6, only redeeming scene is when Deb catches Dexter.
8 is unwatchable for me.
>My advice is watch Seasons 1-6
And end it with the biggest cliffhanger in the series? Stop at 5 or 7

>>214318343
I'll have to rewatch the OG Show because I just realized what I hated the most about Season 7 was actually in Season 6 - Deb wanting to go full incest with Dexter which didn't make any fucking sense for either character. Still Chet Hanks was a fun villian of the season. I'm so glad Hannah is dead.

>>214316668
Literally me while my wife's ovulating and we have to do it every day.

Which Dexter character can you relate to? For me, its Al. He's a family man and a big guy, like me, but has a dark secret and a wicked sense of humor.

so what the fuck was the scene with a black guy with a sword in hand from the trailer?

>>214318542
I'm more of a Gemini guy, full of myself, think I'm smarter than everyone else, pass out after one drink and have a wicked sense of humor.

I hate the cringe references they overuse

>>214318648
why do they need this much yarn??

>>214318591
didn't get much of a humorous vibe from gemini ngl

>>214316597 (OP)
Any webm requests?

>knocks on camera lense
>hey there, hey buddy boy, yes you
>states my full name, address and social security number
>you could have prevented all of the murders if you only had stopped watching
>all of the murders are on you

they have to make another season to fix this stupid ending
>>214319324

>>214319059
Twins pretending to be one guy is pretty wicked.

I will steal this missing billionaire's $100 million yacht. Since he is missing and his prints were on a murder weapon they will be looking for *him* and not his yacht so no one will ever find me. I am a genius.

>>214316597 (OP)
so we get another season then?

>>214317891
dude looks like a lady

>>214319698
And they will not try to find the person who put a blanket and Batista, triggered the alarm and made Prater leave in a hurry
And they will not look up the last phone Batista made
And they will not think to investigate the guy Batista said he was investigating, the entire reason he was in new york
A person who faked his death and was just registered as alive after 10 years

>Don Framt
>mordant
>Of a substance, especially a strong acid; capable of destroying or eating away by chemical action
>Harshly ironic or sinister
Masuka is the NY Ripper. BRAVO, VINCE!

I want next season to be about Dexter chasing Al but Al keeps outsmarting him along the way and Dexter has to be content with catching random serial killers along the way.

>>214319280
bump

>>214316943
>no one remembers
Maybe NPC's don't, but they're not really human

>>214318023
Can the director tell him to stop crying?

>>214316943
Fuck you bitch. Don't you EVER assume what people experienced, because you'll catch a left hook for that fast. Just because you got dropped on your head by your alchoholic mother as a baby doesn't make your life the norm, you fucking pussy.

They should've put someone else famous in place of peter dinklage, I didn't like how they had to put a plot device around him because he's so pretentious that he didn't want it mentioned that he's a midget. Harrison could've easily overpowered him in the scene without the uncapped syringe from his pocket.

>>214320092
Both his mothers are dead and he was abandoned by his pscyho serial killer dad and you expect him to smile?

>>214319324
Ah, the Last of Us 2 strategy.

>>214320177
Dexter could've booted the midge in the face while he was talking. Dexter knows that Prater wasn't experienced using a gun and that Angel was his first kill.

>>214320550
The show had to really tip toe around never calling him a midget but they made sure the bag made a "plop" sound when it was thrown in the water kek

I hope Don Framt is Jonah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jirhjEbuUU4

>>214320575
lmaoooo i missed that

>>214317037
No one actually finds this ugly jew attractive or endearing, right?

>>214317126
You're a fucking idiot. It's not that they have vivid memories of it, it's that when it happens it does something to them that fucks them up developmentally and causes them to be like this. How can you be so stupid you don't understand that? And I have vivid memories from age 3. I know they're from age 3 because they're of spending time with my grandfather at him and my grandmother's house and he died right after I turned 4.

>>214317992
>but isn't really a sin
Pretty sure it's a bunch of crimes because a lot of stuff there was FBI evidence that he got illegally.

>>214319698
He's not keeping the yatch, you dumb fuck. By the time they realize it's gone, he'll have dumped it. How are people dumb enough to think he's keeping it?

>>214319820
>And they will not try to find the person who put a blanket and Batista, triggered the alarm and made Prater leave in a hurry
With what leads?
>And they will not look up the last phone Batista made
He made multiple unhinged calls to Harrison.
>And they will not think to investigate the guy Batista said he was investigating, the entire reason he was in new york
They'll look into it. They'll see he was illegally investigating, and they'll talk to the jew and her dumb partner who will say he was a nutjob.
>A person who faked his death and was just registered as alive after 10 years
>just registered as
Dexter didn't fake a death certificate or anything like that.

Why do people keep reaching so hard for plot holes that don't exist?

sex with deb

>>214317383
>>214317390
>>214320984

>>214316943
DUDE "EXPERTS" KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE TIME AND NEVER GET PROVEN WRONG CONSISTENTLY EVER LMAO

Deserved?

>>214321699
Asolutely NOT
Even though I really enjoyed most of this season. It's a solid 8 at best.

>>214321412
>beautiful

>>214321699
Yeah when compared to modern tv shows

>>214321699
all imdb ratings are too high because people rate everything 10

If this was 12 episodes like the original seasons, there would have been more time between Prater figuring Dexter is BHB and Prater dying instead of like 50 minutes. There could have been a small window where Dexter feels he has no choice and they find Al together and Prater jerks off in the corner watching Dexter kill him. They could have more discussions about stuff etc then they could do what they did now where it becomes obvious Prater wants to control Dexter thru his Harrison.

>>214321699
It was enjoyable but could have been better.

I wish they would do more worldbuilding and developing good and interesting side characters. Everybody always gets killed off or is just a one note friend or foe without depth

>>214321855
we would just get two more hours of nog family and tortilla and her chad's spawn

>>214321885
OR they double down and make sure by the end everyone is dead
Quinn, Masuka, Astor, Cody, Lumen, Matthews should all die and then the series can end forever

>>214321913
Well you would definitely be right that it would not be 90-120 minutes more of Dexter only and there seemed to be cut content regarding Blessing (the sword tease).

>>214322118
>Doakes only got one line

>>214322159
it was AI

>>214322159
>>214322172
Doakes was not a ghost, he was the only real person of them. It was Robo-Doakes who had been resurrected and he came to tell Dexter he's watching him.

i read synopsis for season 6 and shit seems boring thinking of just skipping it
but i bet shit hit hard as fuck in 2011 in peak youtube atheism debate era

>>214322469
It's tied with season 8 as the worst season of the show. Skip it, watch 7, and watch the last episode of season 8 so you know where New Blood picks up

>>214322469
watch the last episode only

>>214317823
Only using Brian during the final episode was a missed opportunity
Him and Dexter's brother talks are always kino

>>214316597 (OP)
So does anyone know why one of the first people credited at the end was Christie Brinkley?

>>214320177
When it was Harrison AND Dexter they really should have just said that there was no way he was killing both of them without drawing attention / getting caught if they put up a fight.

>>214320675
Who was Jonah? I've completely forgotten.

>>214323869
Trinity's son.

>>214317891
i finally remembered who she reminds me of

>>214323623
No, but positioning in credits is often something that gets put into contracts and is negotiated over so it could have been in lieu of more pay or something

wheres the season 2 announcement

NEW VIDEO JUST DROPPED
AND IT'S WAIFU VENGEANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKOZXVPo5cE

>>214316701
>>214316679
Can some skilled anon please put a yarmulke on Doakes

>>214324401
>no michael
??? wtf

>>214324401
>off screen death
She's alive isn't she

>>214324401
I love asian women

>>214324401
there is no way right? you can say that prater didn't have time but he killed her and doesn't seem the lazy type

>>214324535
Not a fan of asian women but Jamie Chung is a hottie and a cutie.

>>214324568
her corpse was on screen she is dead

>>214324688
a charred corpse..

>>214324568
I will fucking hate it if she’s still alive

>>214316727
I've read way too many stories of pathetic simps who start dating a hot girl out of their league and let them get away with literally anything (including obvious cheating and abuse) just because they think/know they could never find anyone hotter.

>>214324750
did he fuck his daughter yet

>>214324747
do NOT watch the video from 5:35 then...

>>214324772
>no blood
Yep, she's alive

>>214324783
plenty of blood on her neck dude

>>214316835
>"women writers were a mistake"
>*proceeds to advocate in-detail the most autistic slop plot imaginable*
What did he mean by this?

>>214324772
wait why did I think she got burned, I'm becoming brain damaged
it's just makeup then..the way krysten talks I do not believe she's dead lol

>>214324799
just a stretch mark (she's getting older)

>>214324648
gross what is with people and bugs?

>>214324768
Which one

>>214321699
No, but it makes sense when you compare it to Original Sin nevermind New Blood

>>214320984
It's just one jewish guy spamming her here talking about how pretty she is.
He got caught earlier in the thread sperging out.
Pretty sure he's the same one that has been sperging out about how hot a fifty year old autistic goblin monster with no tiitties, a last name that translates as banker, and a pointy head and face that the mayans would worship as a god.

>>214322222
Digits have now confirmed that RoboDoakes will be back in season 2 as the Six Million Dollar Detective.
Surprise, Motherfucker.

>>214317530
kek

>>214325202
whoa...and here I thought it was donald trump

>>214325227
Calm down Trey Parker

>>214317891
>>214317912
Keked

>>214318023
He has sensitive eyes and or is using contacts

so how long do we have to wait for season 2

>>214325202
DONALD TRAMP

>>214325504
I miss Deb bros...

>>214325402
announcement maybe on monday after its done airing on TV tomorrow

>>214317530
STAYIN' ALIVE
STAYIN' ALIVE

Why was Dex grunting when he picked up the bags with Prater's body parts? He is a midge and weighs almost nothing

>>214325553
>monday
>tomorrow

>>214325603
its airing sunday night
so announcement on monday
maybe
thanks for posting a selfie

Let me guess, after hearing about Angel's death, Quinn comes to investigate next, then disappears, then Masuka comes

>>214325618
season 2 is airing Sunday night?

>>214325522
Me too bro. So much.

What was with Angel's hatin ass all the time?

>>214325621
Nah, Quin knows and doesn't care and also knows Dexter doesn't go after innocents.

>>214325679
Seething that Dexter is just a likeable guy

Reminder that Dexter got both of Astor and Codys parents killed

>>214317037
god she's so fucking hot
i want her to fuck me while forcing me to lock at pictures of dead palestinian babies

>>214325402
Probably not as long as you think. They only filmed this early this year (like March).
I imagine they've already outlined the general idea for s2 since this was always planned to be multiple seasons. Additionally, they were so confident by the show's early reception that they cancelled s2 of Original Sin.
So my bet is that the writer's room will officially start work in January, if not earlier, and then they finish filming by the end of June for an October/November release next year.

I wasn't here last week because of spoilers but I started laughing when I saw the manhole covers explaining the rippers weapon an anon kept arguing in here about. Good theory anon even if those fags were against you

>>214317037
Was it autism?

>>214325774
Based.

>>214325700
yeah quin always knew and was smart enough to leave it alone. plus they all witnessed dexter kill a guy in the interrogation room and they didn't care.

jamie feet

>>214325927
I kind of wish they'd taken a different direction in S8 and just had Dexter stop lying at that point

>Don Framt
>Don Fram
>Don Fra
>Don Fr
>Don F
>Don
>Do
>Doa
>Doak

DOAKES

uuh guys that last episode made no sense at all
how smart it is to escape in a boat that literally every single cop will look for first?

>>214316832
>>214316943
>>214317126
Anons happily admitting they have a subhumam level of intelligence and not being even remotely aware of it
This might be the funniest thing I've seen all week
Of course people can form memories before the age of 4 you fucking cretins

was hoping the serial killer club would go deeper than it did. was expecting it to be grander and more people being involved instead of just the midge

>>214317218
Reddit spacing and the fact literally nothing in either post is true

>>214326020
He also dumped Prater pretty close to shore

>>214326037
Seems like they're sticking to the "everything gets solved within it's season" thing, i wanted Prater for at least one more season too.

>>214326098
literally next to the statue of liberty lol

>>214317992

I've noticed a pattern that everyone close to Dexter dies because they become too obsessed with him. Quinn is literally the only one who sees Dexter as a serial killer but chooses to NOT pursue him which is why he survived.

>>214325837
That was probably me. Somebody was defending the crowbar theory weapon and I kinda sperged on him that we had seen the fucking weapon in Prater's vault and I pointed out that the manhole covers were part of the Dexter intro with a picture of it.
The NY Ripper is going to be a big point of contention.
Claudette catches him off screen and we get nothing but an aside next seaon explaining it, and we get two warring factions. The bait and switch cockblocked people who expected more, and the people crowing about subverting expectations and misdirection.
Or.
The show goes with the whole "Farm" aspect and we find out that Prater has a place for retired serial killers to hide when they get too hot for their own good. The catch being that they still have to provide some form of entertainment, like calling, emailing, or letters to their victims, or writing in depth details and descriptions for Prater to peruse later. Sort of a snack for Prater in between his serial killer meetings.

>>214326225
Quinn is a lazy alcoholic he just can't be arsed

>>214316597 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xxizpHuoo

I've just been imagining I'm Dexter recently. Sometimes when I'm walking or doing something I hear the 'blood' theme in my head. I have to hide my grin. When I'm in a social situation I pretend I'm Dexter and secretly a serial killer putting on an act, makes things more interesting.

>>214326261
I still think it'll end up being the dude cop

>>214322222
>>214325105
Where's the screencap.

How the fuck is lady vengeance alive??

>>214326261
I think it’s more likely that “going to the farm” might be a term used for them being dead. Other than inactive his other descriptor is ntd. Which likely means either not technically disclosed or not truthfully disclosed.

>>214326225
quin is a dirty cop
game recognize game

FARM - formerly active retired murderer

>>214326416
I feel like it doesn't really make sense to bring her back. Her whole arc was already resolved and over. There is not really a whole lot they can add to her I think. Dexter would just kill her if she reappears since she fits the code

>>214326225
Aside from clapping his sister Dexter also saved Quinn from being connected to Robocop's death.

>>214326090
That guy was ferociously defending just how toddlers don't have memories of when they were young. Kind of like that made it okay to traumatize them at that age, while also claiming that your ancestors DNA can be altered by trauma to make you remember things that never happened, causing a person to have PTSD over things that happened to your great great grandfather due to it being genetic now.
He really needs to pick a side.

Batista has an ex-wife and a daughter.....

>>214326484
This
In his world view, every cop has little bit of dirt of him. Dexter having some secrets just makes him more part of the gang.

>>214326487
That's not a bad explanation for an acronym.
Would Prater really allow a serial killer to just say "I Quit" though?
Possibly the NY Ripper was the first killer tracked and was already retired when Prater found him eight years ago?
I say eight, because Charley said her mom got eight more years because of Prater's exceptional care, and Charley's job was to hunt them.
And Mia had only been a part of the club for four, by her own admission.
I've seen theories that Prater had more than one group he entertained yearly, and I am not averse to that theory.
If FARM means retired, then it explains why the "Red" group never interacted with the Ripper.

>>214324772
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757181497461904.webm
how the fuck they gonna pull this off without being turbo lame

Doakes was actually a really decent guy

>>214326834
They aren't. She's just yapping

>>214326849
Yes he is only a bully in episode 1, where his acting is kinda weird to, warming up to it I guess

>>214326834
Robo Doakes works at that prison and used his nanobots to revive her.

>>214322469
There are some interesting parts, I'd watch the brother sam/dex's roadtrip combo and the last episode
Everything else is pretty lame

>>214324026
But was she even in it? I guess she was at the gala.

>>214326880
I think the pilot was filmed ahead of the rest of season 1. The tone doesn't quite match the rest of the episodes, even the miami metro office is a different set.

>>214325716
>"Somebody once told me" plays on the background

Kino

>>214326849
there was an arc where he was fucking someones wife and everyone at the station hated him

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>>214324772
Ritter is dead?!

>>214326934
Died a few hours after DJ Qualls last night.

>>214325589
Dexter is old and he's not exactly fit anymore.

>>214325202
I think T. Fordman is more likely.

>>214326928
Scandalous

>>214326834
>lets take the worst part of new blood and have her interview the actors!

>>214325837
When it became clear the weapon was a manhole opener and a manhole is the logo for the season I became convinced that NYR would be significant. Nope.

>>214326849
Doakes killed that one nigga who ran away and staged the scene to make it look like he was defending himself.
Dexter literally tells him, you're also a killer.

Just watched the finale, not a bad series.
There will obviously be at least a second season of this, can't wait to see how they fuck up the ending this time.

>>214326020
One trip in it then torch/dump it.

>>214326968
Daft Norm makes more sense

>>214327061
Dexter will shoot harrison this time

>>214326834
>I'd like to see her come back for a little revenge
>not vengeance
Come on now, you had one job!

i like how the dexter only needed 3 trash bags for Prater
kek

>>214327059
That guy was part of ton ton cocoon

>>214327109
dexter always uses 3 bags

>>214327074
Kino

>>214327128
I'm 100% confident there were more than 3 trash bags at the cabin Doakes died in, it looked like a stack of at least 6

>>214327059
Yeah he killed some CIA nigger, probably fit the code 10 times over

>>214326948
Oh, not again.

Does anyone have a picture of Gigis titties? Thanks

>>214327180
Did you say pitties?

>>214326585
Quinn was 99% sure Dex killed him but also got Quinn off so from then on he just kind of embraced willful ignorance towards Dex

>>214326027
>Of course people can form memories before the age of 4 you fucking cretins
I don't believe it.

it was a mistake to kill deb, why did they do that

>>214327225
Pitties are fine too, thanks

Sorry, but it can't be a Dexter season without Debra.
It's a spinoff

>>214325831
>October/November release next year
They can easily crank out Resurrection s2 quicker than that if they want to, especially with Original Sin being canceled.
I'd expect it in or around July next year, the same time s1 premiered, and they can do that and also make it feel less rushed, by getting most of the writing done in the next few months.
Consider how the original 8 seasons came out 1 year apart with little variation. s8 shrunk it down and premiered only 6 months after s7 concluded

>>214327287
Ghost deb was fucking funny though, was tired of hearing her crying and blaming dexter for eveything by the end.
But we didn't even get that...

>>214327074
Luckily Harrison fell in such a way miraculously all the blood remained in his body and he survived.

>>214327312
We should get book bimbo Deb getting impregnated by the Chud glowie

>>214327128
Have you even watched the show before?

Harrison is way too stable considering how fucked up his life is. If not addicted to killing he should at least be popping pills and doing self harm.

>>214327455
Nice projection dude, just because you're weak doesn't mean everyone else is

>>214327455
Harrison would be a hundred times more interesting if he was a Jesse Pinkman type fuckup. But that would clash with the whole discount-Tom Holland vibe they're going for.

>>214327455
His character is nonsensical.
He literally knifed a dude and staged it to make it seem like he was a hero? he ruined that bullied kid's life.
Now he's le strong morals rapist killer? fuck that

>>214327535
>starts listening to staying alive on repeat
Probably one of the worst characters in tv history

>>214327535
>raises hand

>>214327642
Start doing this.

>>214327582
Resurrection made it pretty clear several times that he didn't kill the rapist because of morals, he did it impulsively because of the trauma of seeing what another predator like Kurt had done.
Harrison later regretted it and wished he had handled that situation in a nonviolent way

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Owj_g7uNHEc
So tuff..

>>214327357
in s01e02 dexter used two trash bangs for a guy that killed someone with the car

Guys I think Trinity is on my tail. It's like he knows my next move before I take it

>>214328117
>"we are not so different you and I"

BADOOM
BADOOM
BADOOM

>>214328735
>Coming in 2028: Michael C. Hall in a new live action version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas™

>>214327582
Just chalk it up to trauma from nearly killing his dad. He has no problem with Dexter killing criminals but he clearly has a violent temper and is fighting against it because he doesn't want to be a killer. Its probably what a normal person would do if they don't have Harry calling them a fucked up weirdo who has no choice in life but to become a serial killer.

>>214328964
Literally the start of Double Dexter (he gets seen killing a clown pedo but the witness gets away)

>>214329725
bye bye /dex/ ...

>>214321699
Maybe if you compare to recent stuff, but if you binge Dexter it's unfair how good the original series is, even at worst moments I think it was better than everything in NB and Resurrection, except maybe tattoo collector kill, it was very old school imo, with humour and everything.

>>214327074
>gigi's father is new york ripper
>dexter wants to kill him
>harrison learns about all that and is threatening to kill dexter because he loves his girlfriend and doesn't want her to lose a father
>dexter shoots harrison

>>214321699
I dunno. seems a bit high for me. But are high ratings the new trend or something? It was a very good season. but shit like 9.6 is reaching

>>214329900
the ny ripper is obviously dead or will be in custody immediately

>>214329900
>on the all new season of Dexter: Old Blood
>Harrison shoots Dexter (again) as revenge for him shooting him

>lady vengeance is actually alive
Lmao, you can see the canton cubber(the guy who Uma kills in her first scene) being considered dead but not her.

>>214327642
Pedo father
Pedo son

>>214330066
dont care, i just miss this guy

>>214330134
A meme that survived for 20 years, how does he do it?

>>214318130
Why is there no pussy hair peeking out?

>>214330191
great actor, everyone on dexter was amazing imo i was forgetting its a show sometimes

>>214330234
I originally remembered him from Oz. All those HBO Showtime actors move all around

>>214330504
>>214330504
new

Am I the retarded one for thinking Batista was suddenly switched the fuck on for a few episodes there and actually presenting a threat before the show pivoted and was like "wait no - he's retarded as fuck and also this hyper autistic cop will now ignore plausible theories now even though she's stated to be an absolute die hard for her hunches" because they're coming from a cop from miami (quinn/dexters testimony about him not withstanding)

Cos really why is she taking Dexs opinion on board when his dad is an alleged serial killer and his son is her number 1 suspect?

Like really?

ALSO - for Hannah being the ultimate love of dexs life she sure didn't get any fanfare, I wonder why

When/why did the whole robo doakes meme begin?
Anyways I'm here for it.