Thread 214316614

>cattle biomass outnumbers human biomass
>Aliens scan the planet without any details and assume cows are the dominant life form
>so they beam 1 up for negotiations
Cinema

>>214316614 (OP)
>The talks go well and they return each year to beam down some clover directly into the factory farm troughs as a gesture of goodwill and alliance
>Turns out the cows are just kind of chill and don't mind being used for and made into food by humans and castrated and so on if it means they can stand around eating and telepathically talking to each other rather than having to look out for predators every second
Too ludo to ever be made

wouldn't that actually be ants or rats?

>>214316702
yes

>>214316702
>>214316739
They'd be talking to grass if they went after anythign with the most biomass and not large complex animals
>inb4 crop circles are aliens kidnapping plants for interogations

cool idea but what would the cow do

>>214316894
eat grass

>>214316940
in space?

>>214316739
Nematod bros...

>>214316974
no one can hear you chew in space

>>214316739
Holy shit.
I knew plants with dwarf us but I didn't know it was going to be with a ratio THAT extreme. But I'm even more surprised by the bacteria one dwarfing us.
Fascinating stuff, actually.

>>214316894
moo

>>214316894
Chew the cud with the aliens