Thread 214318096

HAN SOLO DIES!!!!
HAN SOLO DIES!!!!
HAN SOLO DIES!!!!
HAN SOLO DIES!!!!

lol, you guys remember?

thanks bro haven't seen it yet

>>214318096 (OP)
Disney and Kathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars.

>>214318096 (OP)
we WILL kill off your old heroes and replace them with girlbosses nigs and fags and you WILL like it

But do you guys remember that this is what 4chan did the night the movie opened? I should have expected it. That was back before /b/ was just eating shit and porn.

>>214318096 (OP)
Symbolic of star wars itself being killed

>IT'S THE SPIRIT OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER REINCARNATED IN A FORCE CREATURE
Member?

got it spoiled to me. I was indifferent to it. I wonder how it would have felt about it if I had seen it for the first time in theater. in hindsight this death doesn't have any impact. why did he kill him anyway? did he hate him that much?

>>214318234
>Rey and Kylo are reincarnated from the original jedi/sith twins that fought under this tree!

>>214318216
>December 2015
4chan was already overrun with pornaddled newfags for a year by then

>>214318096 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

Not as shocking as when Chewbucca died by the Yuuzhan Vong

>>214318096 (OP)
I saw it at a midnight screening in Australia so it didn't even get a chance to be spoiled on /tv/ for me I already knew they were going to kill him off. Harrison Ford has always hated Star Wars and they weren't going to pay him another $50 million to come back for more.

>>214318096 (OP)
I used to seethe internally about spoilers but when I hit 30 I just suddenly stopped giving a fuck. I think its because movies are so terrible and predictable now and nothing happens in them I couldn't give a fuck.

>>214318096 (OP)
It was barely a secret toward release.
It was a big talking point that harrison ford wanted han solo to die.

>>214318262
The memes/posts were still pretty funny. There was a noticeable drop in quality after Force Awakens came out, stuff like Pestposting and Maskposting being pushed by brown zoomers were a clear indication of the awful shit to come.

>>214318285
This.
>>214318288
>Harrison Ford has always hated Star Wars
Hyperbolic garbage. He came back again anyway you stupid fuck.

>>214318321
>Hyperbolic garbage
Not really, faggot.
>He came back again anyway you stupid fuck.
Yeah, only took a paltry $50 million.

>>214318096 (OP)
OT Luke Skywalker and PT Anakin Skywalker are relentlessly handsome.

Fucking SPOILER this shit

I was in HS when this came out and I remember a few days before the movie released someone made that image the background of every computer in the computer lab. The amount if seethe that it caused was hilarious

>>214318096 (OP)
Greedo died first.

ALL FOR NOTHING, IT SEEMS

Snape kills Dumbledore lul

>>214318419
Yes really. Not being obsessed with the minutiae of a job from decades ago doesnt mean you hate it. He sees star wars as a job, not a lifestyle.

>>214318292
The trailers totally spoil movies now anyway. I try to avoid trailers if it's a director I like and I know I'm going to see it anyway. Go in fresh like Frank Costanza.

>>214318112
The manbaby entitled fans killed it. Silly little men who still think they're 12. They cannot get their tiny chud brains around female characters being better and more wholesome for the brand!

I was on /b/ back in the day and got spoiled

>>214318487
NIce. That made this thread worth it.

>>214318096 (OP)
I came here from reddit because of this spam, and the Fallout 4 nuke Boston spoiler.

>>214319426
>yOu sHOuLdN't HaVE bEeN OnLInE iF YOu DIdN't WAnT tO gEt sPOiLeD

>>214318487
I refuse to believe people that were in high school in the tens gave a single shit about star wars.

>>214319644
I'm sure refusal is why you're ignorant about a lot of things in the world.

>>214318096 (OP)
No screen time or build up to this, they summoned him on the screen, paraded him around then killed him. Wasted death.

>>214318146
They tried but people came back to Anakin and Rex

>>214318096 (OP)
Woah, just like how Obi Wan died in a new hope!

>>214320773
>dies in the first movie
>still appears in the next five
Did George think we just wouldn't notice or something?

Bro got so sick of playing Han Solo he specifically asked to get killed off in the first movie to make his fans seethe.

>>214318096 (OP)
I remember I was in 10th grade and this mildly attractive Jewish senior girl in my graphic design class wanted to take me on a date. She got mad and cancelled because I printed out a bunch of Star Wars spoiler memes and posted them around the school. She didn't even like Star Wars but apparently spoiling movies in general is a big turn off Jewish women.

>>214318096 (OP)
Glad to see the only moment worth a shit in the whole franchise was a stipulation by Ford himself because the spineless cowards at Disney surely wouldn't have done it and paraded his bones around until current year still.

>>214318096 (OP)
How else would Ford agree to come back?

>>214320897
You think it's based on the jew part. I know why she didn't like you.

>>214320953
without a doubt. they would have loved to have featured him in all the sequels in some way if he didn't force them to.

unfortunately for them he was only willing to do one movie and even made sure of it by making sure he got killed off in it.

>>214318096 (OP)
>NOOOOOOO YOU BITCH

>>214318096 (OP)
Man he really killed the shit out of Harrison Ford wearing Han Solo's outfit. I won't say he killed Han Solo, because an actor unwilling to embrace the role doesn't deserve to legitimately reprise it.

>>214318096 (OP)
Yeah I saw this exact thread like an hour before going to the theater lol