Thread 214318526

Comedy is healing

>>214318526 (OP)
>corny jokes, capeshit
:(
>corny jokes, old forgotten IP
:O

I saw some clips, Liam Neeson is alright but he doesn't come close to Leslie Nielsen

>>214318526 (OP)

not until there's openly racist jokes

>>214318540
It doesn't have any such jokes though, it poked some light fun at progressive language control but nothing very deep, it even had a cops shoot blacks joke, even if it was the most mild possible form of such a joke, I even laughed at it.

>>214318540
Trannys are freaks
All trannys should die, be executed
That means you

>>214318576
Is
>i take it black, like my men
racist?

https://youtu.be/1c1F0PpbHdg

>>214318613

that's a pro race-mixing joke

>>214318613
The fetishization of black men is, in fact, racist sweatie

>>214318828
I mean, yeah? Of course it is. Just like the fetishization of Asian women.

>>214318540
>phobia
I am not scared of you, I am disgusted by you.

Boomer garbage

>>214318608
>All trannys should die, be executed
Why?

>>214319068
Because they are freaks.
Paedophiles
Sexual deviants
Sexual molesters
A detriment to society
Mentally ill freaks who try and mess with biological laws and the kings english and cry and scream when you call them a man just because they are mentally ill sexual pests who want to dress like a woman
Shit at least traps and ladyboys know they are sexual deviants. Trannys are so mentally deluded they cant even accept reality

KYS please
Do the world a favour

>>214318526 (OP)
I'm stupid but I laughed at the coffee joke every time

>>214319017
THIS

>>214319017
lmao

>>214319153
chuds are literally that aswell but we don't see you railing off against them now.

>>214318560
He doesn't need to though.

He just needs to come close to one Mel Brooks

>>214319153
So much hate in this post.
Do better.

>coffee gag got old really fast
it was overused and too much in your face, in nielsen's movies it would be more subtle and in the background, here it is the main running joke

i'm out of the loop on american slop culture, but is this a thing in tv/movies now that everyone slurps starbucks all the time?
is that what they're parodying?

>>214319608
It's just parodying our lives because for some reason we just need to be drinking coffee constantly.

>>214319637
wrong

>>214319663
No I'm right because that is true for me

>>214318613
His expression kills me every time.

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>>214320139
hot armpits

>>214318540
It's trans intolerance, troon. Nobody is afraid of you faggots.

Saw it yesterday. It was ok. Pam was forgettable and I can’t even remember the plot. Decent jokes per minute though

https://youtu.be/sqA577_IoBk?si=JsfAT1PuG5KBduXS

When they announced Liam I thought it was actually good casting because of the sketch I posted. However in the movie there isn't any of this deadpan acting which was strange

>>214318526 (OP)
funny but not as funny as the original
and it's woke

>>214321321
How is it woke? It's literally about a white man getting a white girlfriend and fighting globalists.

>>214321441
the police squad chief is a strong powerful black woman that orders frank around and he puts his tail between his legs and listens

oh and the constant strage need to show off mixed race couples
most of which are white women with black women

I wonder who would want to show such things and could benefit from doing so hmmmmmmm

>>214321475
That was Bill Cosby in drag and Drebin constantly ignored him.
No idea what you're on about with mixed race couples. I don't recall seeing a single fag or dyke.

>>214321441
> It's literally about a white man getting a white girlfriend and fighting globalists.
So is Thor Love and Thunder

>>214321533
Sure, but that gay movie had faggots in it with speaking roles and everything.

Should I rewatch it tonight after 2 days?

>>214321557
I haven't seen 2 Days yet. Is it good?

>>214318540
Yes

>>214321520
>No idea what you're on about with mixed race couples.
you did not watch the movie you faggot

>>214321614
I did and you're obviously bullshitting.

>>214321657
you are bullshitting
you either didn't watch the movie
or you watched it and are trying to bait/spin a narrative

either way kill yourself

>>214321688
Nigger the only couples I recall are the black chief and her sleeping black husband and Drebin's white love interest. The fuck are you doing, retard?

>>214321728
totally......

>>214321755
What's this? Post credits? Do they kiss?

>>214321589
no i mean i saw it already 2 days ago maybe i wanna rewatch it because theres nothing else

>>214321792
You saw 2 Days 2 days ago? That's pretty funny

>>214319153
Yup

>>214319637
You missed the joke

>>214321475
I misremembered this wedding scene from la la land being in naked gun because I watched la la land just yesterday

so it's not full woke but still woke
and I forgot to mention the humiliation ritual parts
(like when he shits himself from the hot dogs and the pantless scene at the stadium)

>>214321765
right after the main characters sit in the ambulance
you'd know if you had watched the movie

>>214321821
stop forcing it

>>214319153
The asylums need to be reopened. Troons were a problem the second they closed.

>>214321883
The hotdog indigestion scene wasn't even close to a humiliation ritual you overdramatic fag. Even the pants scene's biggest joke was that Neeson has a huge dick. It wasn't even his real ass. Get over yourself.

>>214321886
It's a simple question

>>214321949
>main character being shown shitting his pants and being in so much desperation that he has to shoot his gun to scare people away from a bathroom is not humiliating

>Even the pants scene's biggest joke was that Neeson has a huge dick.
the joke was the humiliation
>It wasn't even his real ass.
not the point

>>214322032
touch grass

>>214322032
Anon, Liam Neeson wasn't literally shitting himself. It's a comedy movie.

>>214322083
I know, the character in the movie was and he had to act it out

>>214322032
>zoomers be like

>>214322106
>the actor had to act out a scenario
holy shit

>>214322106
And it was funny. Again, it's comedy. Leslie Nielsen's character was attracted to and almost fucked a tranny and you're not gonna call that a humiliation ritual. That's far worse than needing to take a shit.

>>214318526 (OP)
The only funny joke I remember from this movie was the windshield bit. Besides that I think I laughed once or twice. This movie was really, really bad, and basically proved that we can't have comedies anymore.

>>214322146
>>214322164
not the point

the point is that all those things were not necessary, they did not improve the movie, they are just pieces of propaganda and demoralization thrown into the movie because the ones responsible hate you
I'm just pointing it out

>>214322221
They were comedy bits, dumbass. Just like the tranny scene in the Nielsen movie. Stop being retarded.

>>214322221
>a bit about eating bad food and needing to go to the bathroom is propaganda
Kill yourself.

>>214322256
I will not ignore obvious propaganda
I will point it out
I will make others see it
>>214322281
demoralization propaganda, yes
>look at how pathetic your hero is

>>214322294
Anon, the whole point of his character arc is that he was a widower who'd fallen on bad times before finding love from a white woman. He had to be pathetic at first in order to illustrate getting past that.
You never watched this, did you?

>>214322294
Didn't they also make him some sort of sexual deviant when he was in the interrogation room? I can't remember, but he made some off hand remark about how he needed some sort of fetish material to get off or something.

>>214320139
austin powers did it better

>>214322294
>people disagreeing with me is demoralization propaganda
what a sad existence

>>214322387
Too fixated on shoving things up Austin's ass. At least this did a few other things.

>>214322380
just calling the security guy with white hair a "sexy jailbird"
and they threw in the "body positivity" buzzoword in there
which I suppose works in the context of the lines that were being said here but I have no idea why they were going for with this scene

>>214322425
try comprehending what you're reading next time

>>214318613
No

They needed a better editor to tighten it up. Most of the jokes overstayed their welcome or lingered too long. I thought the chili dog scene would be terrible from the trailers but it was surprisingly funny.
https://youtu.be/uUte-jFH8Y0?t=146

For me, it was the windshield

>>214322526
You're too autistic and/or stupid for simple jokes.

>>214322583
you're too brainwashed to recognize propaganda even when it's pointed out to you and put in front of your face

>>214322636
The fuck? The joke was simple. You thought he was gonna give the guy the ol "You're gonna be raped in prison" schtick but he turned around and started talking about the pressures of post-prison life and fashion stress instead. If you read more into it than that, then, again, you're too retarded for slapstick

Naked Gun proves once again to be the ultimate pseud filter

>lt drebin
>me too!

For me? It was the bodycam footage

>>214318526 (OP)
all the jokes are in the trailer

>>214322548
It was really stupid. I didn't like it at all. I get behind a good fart joke but it went on for way too long. But naked gun had that piss microphone joke that also went on for a long time. So its kinda on brand

>take a seat gag in 2025
the actors were too self aware, nothing genuine came out of it

>>214319068
Do you have a rope near by?

>>214318526 (OP)
>>214318540
Same shill

>>214322707
The more you understand that this guy is a liberal who is REALLY pissed off that this movie wasn't more woke/hated white men more you'll understand the extreme posting he's going to. He's not smart.

>>214321880
He's missing a whole lot more trust me I know