Thread 214322838

They can't keep getting away with it.

>>214322838 (OP)
lara croft has always been white,you dumb nigger.

>>214322838 (OP)
sophie isn't going to look as good as a brunette

>>214322838 (OP)
>twitter screenshot thread

>>214322961
They’re not banned, faggot, so until they, are don’t bitch about it.

how the fuck do you from this to whatever that is in the OP?

>>214322838 (OP)
Isn't Sophie Turner a Bong?

>>214322910
Not in the new game which is what the Tweet is referring to

Lara originally was a latina, but def not black

>>214322838 (OP)
Lara Croft has always been an obese black transwoman, chuddies.

>>214322838 (OP)
>dark skinned
Wat. Also, this is legit a role Sydney Sweeney could play. I mean, what's the most famous thing about Croft, if you get what I'm implying? ;)

>>214322838 (OP)
>notoriously dark skinned

lol what?

>>214323049
You are subhuman

>>214323076
Yes, and so is the character

>>214322838 (OP)
Disregarding the sheboon opinion, this movie is going to be so bad
Have no idea what they are even going to do, Sophie is too old and ugly for nu-Tomb Raider and laughable for old-school Lara Croft

The is Croft. Lara Croft

Laura Cruz was the first name for the heroine of the Tomb Raider games, picked by Guy Miller. It was first changed to Lara due to Americans not being able to pronounce Laura and Cruz was later replaced with British name Croft

>>214323255
The name* is Croft

I had one job and I messed it up.

>>214322838 (OP)
Sheeit nigga we wuz tumb raiderz n sheit, dem evil wypipo be stealing our cultah

>>214323273
>Americans not being able to pronounce Laura
Says who? It's a pretty common name

>>214322838 (OP)
Can people not tell thats a clearly fake screenshot? I mean thats not even a real profile, Twitter only allows your @username to be 15 characters

>>214322838 (OP)
I don't think lara is dark skinned, but she is tan from exploring outside all the time, and has dark hair. It's like they go out of the way to cast every video game adaption wrong. Thankfully I don't give a shit

>>214322838 (OP)
>A British girl is playing a British girl who was last played by a Norwegian, and prior to that, a French girl
>Why isn't she black
Hmmm.

>>214323312
How the fuck would you even know that

>>214322838 (OP)
>dark skinned
isnt she british and tanned from raiding tombs in the desert?

>>214322838 (OP)
Honestly this seems like a pretty crap casting choice. I can't see her pulling off anything that isn't scared teenage girl rape victim or a giga slut

>>214323306
We're talking about Americans here..

>>214323345
Twitter tells you that when you make an account. Twitter has almost a billion users. I assumed it was common sense given how widespread the platform is and how many teevee threads are just reposts from there

>>214323310
yes, women are stupid and often don't know what they're talking about.

Think they're getting video game color filters confused with skin colors.

>>214323065
Overrated. Literally only looked good in one movie (Hackers, 1995)

>you're le gay!

No, I would still fuck her, I just don't think she's all that attractive.

>>214323415
nta, but i wouldn't fuck her because she's batshit crazy. could care less if she has a "pretty face", and her body is not what it used to be.

>>214323360
She's an upper class Brit from the 90's. So she's definitely white in the original trilogy for sure. Not sure if the newer reboots changed anything in that regard. I don't think I've played any Tomb Raider in about 20 years.

>>214323498
To clarify, I would fuck her at the time of the TR movies. Probably not anymore.

>>214323415
you're le gay!

>>214323415
You mean Foxfire 1996

Lara Plank

>>214323076
In every game she's always had a brownish tint to her skin. Only blind retards think she's some pure aryan white girl.

>>214323589
You mean Mojave Moon 1996

>>214323544
Even in the reboot she was a super white British girl. They somewhat gave her a tan in the 2nd one but she wasn't notoriously dark skinned.

croft is a bong with a tan ie. whiter than you

>>214323590
need to get fuckced by her

>>214322838 (OP)
They should make a Turok movie instead

>>214323076
No one gives a fuckabout the new-now-old-actually game, get with the times nigger

>>214323602
The PS1 had like 5 polygons on screen. So saying you have to be "blind" is pretty fucking retarded. You can't make anything out for sure. It could be a tan. Maybe it's not tanned at all. Maybe the devs were trying to apply some baked in shadow effect. We don't know. What we do know is she's an upper class Brit from the 90's who were majority white at the time. So white is always the safe bet.

>>214323415
>only looked good in one movie
i think she looked ok in Gia. Maybe it's the shorter hair that fits her better? as also seen in >>214323589

>>214323415
She was hot in mr and mrs smith

>>214323415
Based take
I always felt the same about her, specially as she walled into the 2000s
Jennifer Aniston was another one, she was just too plain for my tastes, her looks were severely overrated

>>214323963
you can say she walled but "walled into the 2000s" is incredibly wrong... you can argue tomb raider, gone in 60 seconds and girl, interrupted are damn near her prime

>>214323076
>>214323602
She's still white.

>>214323963
>Jennifer Aniston was another one, she was just too plain for my tastes, her looks were severely overrated
I agreed back then, but when I rewatched Friends recently, I realized how fucking cute she was in the first few seasons.

>>214323733
this

>>214324074
Girl interrupted she was still OK, her Tom Taider did nothing for me, her face was already too walled
I mean, compare any of those roles with her Cyborg 2 role, now that’s an angelic face

>>214323122
>I mean, what's the most famous thing about Croft
that she looks retarded and talks like a valley girl?

i really like the phrase "notoriously dark-skinned"

>>214323393
Yeah, and it is a common name in America.

>>214323590
that's hot though, and Lara is supposed to be fit

She has an ugly triangle tattoo which can only mean she thinks of herself as the top of a pyramid

>>214323602
That's called a tan. It has nothing to do with genetics.
>>214322838 (OP)
#WokenessIsOverParty

>>214324828
I'm genetically predisposed to getting tanned :)

>>214323310
>slight tan and brown eyes
that is a latinx womyn you pig

>>214322838 (OP)
since when is lara not a white british woman

>>214323733
>>214324286
They put out a movie with same concept starring Adam Driver, it bombed.

>>214323733
>>214325151
What about a Nanosaur movie?

>>214323312
Because this is a marketing thread for whatever abomination they're going to eventually make

>>214322838 (OP)
Like Wonder Woman, they've been "adjusting" Lara Ctroft to get the fans to accept her as a brown girl.

>>214325388
I mean Wonder Woman should be more brown than white anyway

>>214322838 (OP)
Grace Caroline Currey would make a better Lara Croft than Wonder Woman. Croft doesn’t have to be tall

>>214325703
Nope. She's Amazonian, which is Eastern European, and is a superhero version of Snow White with blue eyes, pale skin, and black hair

>>214323306
I think it's the LAR-UH vs. LORE-UH thing
Americans pronounce Laura as LORE-Uh

>>214326045
that is indeed the correct pronunciation. do bongs pronounce it incorrectly?

>>214323114
She's literally a British aristocrat what are you fucking talking about?

>>214326105
her original design was a beaner. the actual release character was never spicspanic.

>>214326009
if you make it up in your head that way sure

Here is your Lara Croft, bro.

>>214326168
i'll take it

>>214323590
Incredibly sexy

>>214322838 (OP)
If Sophie Turner is involved in 2025 it must be some low budget b movie trash. And based on game sales no one actually cares about this movie being made. We are now at the point of twitterrace crying that a white girl shouldn't play a white girl in a b movie adaptation of a game they've never played and never supported.

Dafne Keen has the tiddies required for the role.

>>214326101
I think Bongs pronounce both names the same way, LAR-Uh
But what do I know, I'm American

>>214323602
She's British you fucking retard. They aren't all blue eyed and blonde haired, almost none of them are. She's modeled after Emma Peel with bigger tits.

>>214326127
Maybe in early development. The character as appears in the game is English.

>>214326168
based and tiapilled!

>>214322838 (OP)
Lara was not "notoriously dark skinned" but also not that light skinned

>>214324144
aniston was actually pretty homely when she was young, as opposed to courtney cox who was a 10/10 smokeshow in her prime. i will admit that later in life aniston had a much better plastic surgeon and looks loads better today.

>>214326274
And accent.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3QiqeJ3GPb0

>>214326406
Would be weird for a woman who spends as much time outside as she does to not have a tan.

>>214323273
Literally everyone who played Tomb Raider saw Jurassic Park. No one had a problem with the first lady's name like 2 years later

Notorious light skinned girl as all British women are. Hell, the Queen mum was a redbone

>>214323065
She always looked weird to me. A lot of celebrities from that time period did. Brittany Spears, all the boy bands. They all had mullato dysgenic undertones and I was confused why nobody ever pointed it out.

>>214326453
Is that AI enhanced?

>>214326446
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

>>214326486
Calm down. That's our little baby, Laura.

>>214326502
Way too much bush for a baby.

>>214322838 (OP)
>the whitest girl in america
But she's British, and Tomb Raider was originally at least a British IP. But yes Lara was going to be from south American, but they thought better of it.

>>214326533
>well axthually she was going to be x in the preplanning stages

>>214326552
Yes I'm glad they did think better of it.

>>214323065
she has always look gross tbqh
t. 40+yo coomer

>>214326288
Laura is LAW-ra like laurel
Lara is LA-ra

>>214326644
so it's pronounced Yanni Croft. got it.

>>214326464
Same reason why I never liked Jessica Biel, she has the face of a quadroon but no one ever points it out

>>214323273
That's my name and it's pronounced LAH OO RAH properly, but anglicized it is LAH RAH or LOH RAH

>>214326406
Yeah, because Brits aren't typically all that light skinned.

>>214322838 (OP)
thinking about people's skin color all the time, unless you're relating it to "immediate concerns", is literally mental illness.
>see person
>first thought is "this person's skin color is [X], therefore [y]"
It affects more libs than conservatives, it seems. Crazy that people get so influenced by what journalists, politicians, teachers, etc. say that it puts them in this rotten, stupid frame of mind. People are so ridiculous.

>>214326777
Lena has a pretty standard northern European white woman skin tone.

Why are they always making tomb raider? They should try making an akuji the heartless movie.

She has the face, and is British, the main problem is she's too slim. Lara Croft has an athletic physique. Sophie looks more like a supermodel

>>214323065

Angelina Jolie was the best cast and nothing will compare:

>olive skin
>brown hair
>piercing green eyes
>minimum C cup booba

Why would they cast a porcelain skin chestlet like Sophia Turner is beyond me

>>214326829
Yeah, like Lara Croft. She's a typical looking dark haired aristocratic looking British lady with two sets of big guns. Literally M appeal

>>214326874
Sophie is a chonker, not slim or athletic

>>214326902
Nice bit of side boob too.

>>214326902
Helps that the game was a lot more relevant back then so you could cast an a lister for it.

>>214326947
Smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast!

>>214322838 (OP)
But how will she look posing next to a dog or a horse?

>>214326902
because men are gay like this now

>>214323415
>>214326592
>>214326757

>>214326913
Why Kate Beckinsale has never been cast as Lara is beyond me.

>>214322838 (OP)
copa and seethe, lady.!

>>214323310
>tanned
>brown eyes

Not white according to /pol/.

>>214322838 (OP)
>sophie turner
>america
>lara croft
>notoriously dark skinned

>>214323590
Salsa looking real jacked, baby.

>>214327015
Because they had Jolie

>>214327056
Until 2003 yeah.

>>214323753
Pic related is the very first Lara Croft model.

>>214327111
They are the same age. So by the time they rebooted Beckinsale was old

Fucking Sansa as Lara Croft?
This is the dumbest casting ever.

>>214327111
>I don't think I ever watched Tomb Raider
>...oh that's why

>>214327134
Maybe I want an older, world weary Lara film.

>>214327140
She's bri'ish and looks pretty fit.

>>214327173
>why did that video game character do that video game thing?

>>214327173
Its pretty game accurate. Not sure what you would be expecting from a Tomb Raider film considering Lara fights dinosaurs and the undead.

>>214327224
Does she fist fight a T-Rex?

>>214327201
I wouldn't trust that weak pudgy bitch to beat up Warwick Davis, much less battle dinosaurs like the actual Lara

>>214327262
Maybe.

>>214323602
Shes just tanned

>>214323602
Everyone has a brownish tint to their skin

>>214327292
>pudgy

wat

>>214326288
No. We pronounce the laur in Laura to rhyme with four, and the lar in Lara to rhyme with tar.

>>214327382
why are you posting a random ugly crack whore?

>Let's cast Box Office Poison for our new Tomb Raider movie!
What could possiblie go wrong?

>>214327382
who is this fat bitch

>>214323632
>Mojave Moon
she was only 21, sicko!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBHgxTl9OGo

>>214327116
kinda reminds me of kyla cole

>>214327433
>we
Ah what do you know, Sadiq

>>214327311
Bloody sar

>>214326045
Tara is a weird one, though. I've watched Buffy, and Willow's gf's name is pronounced like terra by the American cast. So for the longest time I thought her name was Terra, until I heard Giles say it properly

>>214327111
Imagine 2 hours of just a hot woman fighting sharks and other sea creatures. Done right, it's a recipe for hundreds of millions.

>>214327505
Yeah, we don't really have "Tar-Uh" in America, lol
Tara rhymes with Sara: Terra, Serra

>>214323544
If you don't follow a trend of gradual darkening of white characters, it's called white washing.

>>214327111
Now we know who did this.

>>214326406
she looks bogged in the last versions

>>214326274
>>214326446
>>214326486
>>214326502
This is literally the perfect Lara Croft cast out of every single woman in existence
absolutely the biggest wasted casting of our generation. She's been in action roles before too.
In a very slightly different timeline this would have really happened
You should be incredibly mad about this

>>214326406
This is really problematic. A grown adult woman, with shorts and a tight shirt, not overweight and with secondary sex characteristics?!? This should have an X rating and maybe should be banned outright. I can't believe juvenile "men" want to play such a sophomoric program with a fantasy depiction like this. shame.

>>214327475
there's a huge run of films dealing with boomer lust for younger women, beginning maybe with Manhattan in 1979 to a ton of films in the 80's (Blame It On Rio, etc.), American Beauty in 1999, Lost In Translation, Whatever Works in 2009, etc. They never stopped making them but nobody's dropped a full list yet and it seemed to end around 2015 with An 'Irrational Man', who is incidentally also a murderer.

>>214326406
For me it's triangle-boobed Lara.

>>214327793
Naw I'm sure you can go back a lot further than that. This is an evergreen genre. 2015 aka [current year[ seems like a good cutoff though as the end of fun and the end of movies that appeal to anyone but sickos and teenagers.

>>214327770
Too unathletic (fat) to portray Croft

>>214322838 (OP)
>Linebacker shoulders
give that girl some anavar and lets see how big she can get.

>>214322838 (OP)
I wouldn’t give a fuck if it is some hot black pussy but it’s always the ugliest fattest she noon mother fucker

>>214327116
omg those eyes are incedible

>>214327889
She's the perfect amount of fat

>>214327492
Arabs have brown nipples

She's a terrible casting, not cause of that but because she has no tits and is a terrible actress

>>214327733
no, that's just trash.

>>214323312
Chuds are so easily baited its hilarious

>>214326406
She really looked awful in the first game.

>>214327889
Lara Croft is from a time gays haven't hijacked hot girls, so they weren't roided out abominations. She's perfect.

>>214327913
if you want a lara with nice eyes...

>>214327948
Did any GoT actor ever end up with a good casting after the show?

>>214327939
There has never been a more perfect casting opportunity in the entire universe

>>214322838 (OP)
>"whitest girl in American"
lmao what a dumb gorilla.

>>214327893
I agree with this. Lets turn her into a science experiment.

>>214327972
a British tranny worked for Eidos in the early 90s

Is this the rare example of a main character being bleached?

>>214328040
You are being baited by a fake image retard
>>214323312

>>214327918
>posts tits
>no timestamp

>>214322838 (OP)
nepo baby getting roles funded. you can always make another tomb raider movie and manchildren will eat it like slop, but that bitch has an expiration date.

>>214322838 (OP)
Miss Jasmine Jerome likelyonly eats kosher.

>>214327882
>Naw I'm sure you can go back a lot further than that.
but Manhattan was the generational cut-off, where Muriel Hemingway represents the up-and-coming gen X crop.

>>214328146
Its not a real image. Its created just to make you angry. Its not a real account

she's just too pale for the role. she's almost irish

>>214327770
There's another casting involving her that's going to waste that I'm way more mad about.

>>214327939
You are missing the point
Jolie was perfect casting because she had nice tits and no ass

Dafne Keen looks like a slampig compared to her

>>214328188
I don't feel angry at all though.
Im chilling, watching firefly, and practicing finger drumming.
It's a pretty good time.

>>214328307
>she had nice tits and no ass
Lara has ass though?

>>214326757
tasteless faggot

>>214328307
NTA, but I would rate Daphne at least somewhere in the 7+ range.
She's easily better looking than say, Ana de Armas.
Which is just an ugly chick, high 5/10 perhaps, with loads of makeup on.

>>214327906
literally thiCCC
skidattle

>>214327913
yeah cast HER

>>214322910
Lara has always been of a rather tawny complexion, not pale white.

>>214327882
>This is an evergreen genre.
Hardly, you think a movie about a gen Y husband wanting to bang a zoomer in high school is going to become the next best picture winner at the oscars like American Beauty did?

> 2015 aka [current year] seems like a good cutoff though as the end of fun and the end of movies that appeal to anyone but sickos and teenagers.
Maybe, though there are some decent low budget horror releases now, but the romance genre switched over to a format where older women look for younger men, in films like Adore (2013), The Idea of You (2024).

>>214327116
Lara Croft has brown eyes for god's sake, why does everyone on film need reptile eyes.

Noggers: Why whyye climb mountain tho?
Also Niggers: Why aint'nt Lara Croft snap apens?

>>214323273
That's non-canon and is not the actual character of Lara Croft.

>>214328419
>Ana de Armas is just an ugly chick, high 5/10 perhaps, with loads of makeup on.
She was a 9/10 in her prime. pure sex0

>>214328338
Im glad you weren't angry. Next time use your critical thinking and be a bit more suspicious of Twitter posts instead of taking them all at face value ans treating them like actual opinions

>>214328637
One day, perhaps, you will wake up next to a woman and learn how makeup works.
Good luck though, you can make it.

>>214328679
>and be a bit more suspicious of Twitter posts instead of taking them all at face value ans treating them like actual opinions
They don't need to be real anymore.
The issue is that they seem perfectly possible.
I've been threading them as such for quite some time.

>>214322838 (OP)
>Lara Croft
>notorious dark skinned

>>214326406
For me it's fifth from the right

>>214327939
She'd be a great pick for Lara, but Hollywood would probably require her to wear blue contacts in order to be *really* pretty.

>>214328755
bruh, I dated a girl who was 8/10 with makeup and 5/10 without. relax.

>>214328933
This girl needs long hair and bangs.

>>214322838 (OP)
Jazzy is a big stupid nigger

>>214327939
>>214328289
Sydney beats her physically and is way more demanded though.

>>214327510
20 years too late.

>>214328461
I can only imagine what kind of sweating halfwit nerds that are in the audience for this event.

>>214328942
It's just not fun the next morning.
At least one I dated would look like a Disney princess next morning.
Rough times.

>>214328836
It seems like you have trouble distinguishing between falsehoods and reality. Did you know 75% of posts on Twitter are made by bots? As in there is no actual human making them, no human actually having the opinion

>>214329016
why in the fuck would that old cow be Lara Croft

>>214322838 (OP)
this "lara croft, the posh english woman, is brown" gaslighting shit is fucking wild

cast him

>>214323415
you're gay

>>214329016
Sydney can be Lara and Dafne is Laura, just do both versions because why the fuck not

>>214327033
/pol/tard here, they're are white are you're a faggot

>>214329016
Dafne's body is just as good, and she doesn't have a potator face. ergo, Dafne>Sweeney

>>214329449
Sean was a big guy.

This is the real lara for me

>>214329491
Sean with a healthy hairline looks bizarre

>>214329160
Bet she has fun when they talk to her and wheeze, that is if security even lets them get that close lol.

>>214329505
classic

>>214327893
Yes. Varbie Sophie pls

>>214328933
This is literally Lara's face. It's uncanny

>>214329481
>>214329238
not that dafne is bad or anything but Sydney is simply the GOAT

>>214329505
>>214329549
which porno is this

My favorite Lara is Alicia Vikander

Not even memeing

>>214322910
To be fair, she was originally latina before changing it to british.

>>214329016
true but dafne is a nasty woman and will do demaning shit on-camera

>>214329772
*demeaning

>>214329653
alright, that body ftw

>>214328962
>This girl needs long hair and bangs.
You have to admit it still looks very much like Miss Croft.

>>214329999
It always looks like she's channeling three different Spice Girls at once.

>>214326757
Biel is not for plebs

>>214329505
I got this from limewire

>>214322838 (OP)
Who is missyjasminejerome and why can't I find a trace of any of her social media?

i agree with her that this casting is atrocious but its because she cant fucking act and probably had to do a lot of anal to get this role

THE RAPE SANSA

>early example of gender-swapping (lara = female indiana jones)
>boring, uninspired story
>not a single good movie or show
>the alicia vikander one flopped
>muh boobs, but she's a feminist girlboss
>zero memes as a result, despite being around for 30 years
>not a single memorable villain, or interesting gadget, or mcguffin, or scene
>helped launch angelina jolie but her movies are forgotten slop
who cares. a franchise for coomers and trannies. joanna dark would make a better series, and it's topical (recovery of alien ship)

>>214326406
She was tanned due to being an explorer who probably prioritized essentials instead of sun screen

>>214323415
>Overrated. Literally only looked good in one movie (Hackers, 1995)
She looked her best in that crappy cyborg movie. She is overrated. Same with Brad Pitt, both mid personalities propped up by Hollywood.

>>214323963
>she was just too plain for my tastes
Thats why they get popular though, sydney sweeny is another one fat tits but ugly face.

>>214326464
>They all had mullato dysgenic undertones
Just say Jewish.

>>214323733
>Turok movie instead
The backlash to the castings would be glorious since American Indians are all bleached.

>>214329491
he still looks old as fuck here I bet he was probably 18.

>>214323065
Bitch could have been perfect but goddamn John Voight money is not enough to make a kid happy. Fucked her body with tats and she was always crazy about eating like a regular person.

>>214323278
>The name* is Croft
>
>I had one job and I messed it up.
The road to success is paved with failure.

Lara is tanned from being in the Sun/traveling, not genetically dark.

>character has SLIGHT tan
>we HAVE to cast the darkest person on the planet

>>214331894
just cast the other kind of indian and the dinosaurs die from the smell

>>214329491
For you.

>>214332084
Her mom is French-Canadian, those women are all crazy sex fiends. Surprised Jolie she hasn't fucked one her kids yet.

>>214327889
She's got a perfect base, just keep her active and put her on a slight calorie deficit for 2 or 3 months before shooting begins. Tons of action movies have far more intensive training regimens trying to get their layabout stick actors/actresses to be fit enough to not be an insurance liability jumping down 3 steps. Getting slightly leaner by losing, what, 15lbs? Easy.

>>214322838 (OP)
>notoriously dark skinned
I hope people are taking him to task for this

>>214328933
Looks like she could play a Catwoman there.

>>214326947
They should get Chris Barrie as the butler again. He looks even more suited now.

>>214322838 (OP)

>The whitest girl in America

Why does she say that like this is a bad thing? Why do you have to be so racist against white people?

>>214327262
no she has to use handguns for that, you silly

>>214322838 (OP)
>notoriously dark skinned

>>214322838 (OP)
She bad

>>214325020
SAR Please she is Indian beauty