Thread 214325257

>wake up
>it's 1999
>turn on tv

>shit my diapers
>cry

>>214325287
>he took the goo goo gaga pill

>>214325257 (OP)
>prepare mentally for 2 years before 9/11
I'll be ready this time

>>214325315
Goo-Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga linked up?? Sneed it or feed it?

>>214325347
And I don't want the world to see me papa-paparazzi!

>wake up
>it's 1999
no it's not

>>214325257 (OP)
>wake up
>it's 1999
>check talkbacks
>still banned for calling Moriarty and dishonest social climbing hack
>check irc
>still banned for saying probably smells like he looks
>check the weeks kino releases in "Film" magazine
>Have a choice between American Beauty, Fight Club, Three Kings, Bringing Out The Dead or Being John Malkovich
>Decide to stay home and scrape out my various cone pieces to see how much resin I can muster
>dudeweedlmao
>Watch Channel V
>Yumi Stynes makes me horny
>Back online to jerk off to hentai sample image webrings
>Go to sleep
>Wake up and microwave 1kg of fries and eat them on plain bread
>Check talkback
>Still banned
>Check irc
>Still banned
>Check Ogrish
>Still banned
>Go back to bed

>>214325257 (OP)
i don't understand why people take music videos from 1990 and think that they made a good meme

>>214325257 (OP)
>cat is alive
>delusioned enough to pursue life after finishing school
>still believing
>smug time traveler tells me the future is all in the making, you hold it in your hands and your mind is free
>Thanks tv, it was nice as it lasted

>>214325257 (OP)
>wake up
>it's 1999
>party

>>214325257 (OP)
What was his endgame?

>>214325663
To rock rock rock rock rock the microphone

>>214325257 (OP)
>>214325663
what is this expression meant to convey?

>>214325663
"Sir, are you having a stroke?
Sir?"

>>214326623
>This summer...

>>214326307
Disdain for plebs.

>>214326623
90s pixie dream girls were the best.

>>214325663
he passed on the curse

>>214325495
>That fat fuck
Glad he's irrelevant now

I miss IRC/AIM though

>>214325287
>tells us his daily routine in nostalgia thread

>>214325257 (OP)
>wake up
>you're in finland
Wat do?

>>214325663
Why the guy dances with a Wii remote?

>>214326955
>go kill Pewdiepie in his crib
>prevent WWIII

>>214326993
that was before the wii was released

>>214327219
So he predicted the future? Or was a time traveler

>>214325257 (OP)
Thank God we had cable by then.

>>214325257 (OP)
>1999
>tv
zoom zoom retard

>>214325257 (OP)
my brother, a few friends and i watched a gundam wing marathon on teletoon for y2k

>>214325257 (OP)
Fun fact: this guy grew up to be the antagonist in Squid Games

>>214325257 (OP)
JIZZ STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DONG
AS I RAK RAK RAK RAK RAKAMAKAFONE

>>214327366
Middle

>>214327366
Why doesn't he pause them then do naughty things with their naked bodies, like those Japanese nature documentaries?

2019 girl a cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLH2zNdXsmA

>>214327622
Why is she wearing pajamas

>>214325287
Based anon. That's what diapers are for!

>wake up
>It's 1999
>Immediately get to work autistically recreating every anime and manga I can remember from 2000-2025 so that it can't be made without tortious interference by me

What is it with low IQ degenerates who like low IQ degenerate music? Have they remotely considered not blindly conforming to the whims of their pleb demographics? instead they love patting each other on the back, validating each other's naked inadequacies.

>>214327734
Why not?

>>214325663
to bumfuck that mc

>wake up
>it's 2001
>turn on MTV

>push the tempo
>push the tempo
>push the tempo
>push the tempo
>SHAKE WHAT YA MAMA GAVE YAAAAAAAA

>>214327761
>pleb demographics
The joke is the kid in OP is how snobby rich kids dressed then.

Such a great time.
I used to go watch the big screen back then, and most of what I saw is considered classics now.

Also, for reasons, weed and psychedelics were freely accessible in my country at that time.

On the side I was working as a DJ, often covering two or three events a weekend.

>>214326955

Ugliest fucking creature I've ever seen. Hope he got bullied to death.

>>214325257 (OP)
Freestylea

>wake up
>it's 1928
>you go to the premiere of Ravel's Boléro
>it's so inaccessible and challenging you leave screaming he's "AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN"

what's wrong with finland?

>wake up with a splitting headache hangover
>it's 2001
>turn on MTV
>WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT
>WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT
>WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT

>>214325257 (OP)
>>wake up
>>it's 1999
I wish

>>214325663
i hope one day i will operate on this level

>>214325319
>anon picks up phone in 1999
>Hello, is this the DHS? HELP THE TOWERS ARE GOING TO FALL THERE'S A PLOT TO KILL AMERIC-
>"You're mistaken sir, that's not due for another 2 years"

I want to go home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYIaWeVL1JM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMtf_ouMTHw

>>214325287
>He was already goo goo gaa ging
What a fucking faggot lmao
Spermchads ww@?!

>>214328099
1999 was the last year my parents were really together and it felt like I lived in a semi semblance of a stable household

>1999
>episode 1 promotional shit with jar jar's face everywhere on everything.

the kids seem to like it

Checking out Billboard Year-End Hot 100 singles of 1999. Christ, the top ten is such a pile of crap except Sixpence None the Richer.

I feel sorry for everyone who didn't have the chance to experience the 90s or early 2000s.

>>214328270
I'm remembering how smug I was about heavy metal at the time. I wonder how Soulfly is doing now.

>>214328270
>Believe
That fucking song is responsible for autotune. Thats how they sold the weird robot voice to consumers.

>>214328270
I'm not a rap guy but I remember Hard Knock Life.

>>214328156
I was just listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I&list=RDHEXWRTEbj1I&start_radio=1

>>214328270
Here in Germany the 90s charts were absolute kino, even 1999.

>>214328401
More or less the same in the UK. Probably for much of Europe too.

STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY SNEED
AS I ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, ROCK THE FEED AND SEED

>>214325495
lmfao hits too close to home

>>214328401
>>214328426

>>214327622
fucking soulless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j2lJ2fCTL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUvhQfO3vzQ

>>214325257 (OP)
>daddy was nasty with my asshole last night
>take a shower
>I don't feel clean at all
>go back to play videogames

it is what it is.

>>214325257 (OP)
Zoomers will make these threads talking about 2000s nostalgia of turning on MTV but then have a meltdown when people bring up Robbie Williams who was the most played guy on MTV

>>214328401
>European 90s charts
Seriously, some 50% of them was euro-dance.

>>214328675
I wish it was 100%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnT58cIJSpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYKgOII2_Ek

>>214328270
By 1997, US charts were so infected by modern RnB you wanted to vomit.

>>214328099
>internet in its infancy, no social media, peak gaming

I would go back in a heartbeat

>>214328675
>Switch on dance music station
>Like 99% of it is from 1995-2005
kino...

>>214328923
I lived through it. I still don't know what RnB is. It seems to be just rap unless it's not rap and it's just generic pop.

>>214329023
I pray everyday that eternal recurrence is true.

>>214325495
>Back online to jerk off to hentai sample image webrings
Mine wasn't hentai but regular porn webrings were fun. Remember "trawling" google to find porn?

>>214325257 (OP)
>wake me up
>it's 1999
Oh God, please make that happen

>>214327818
>jumjum jaa wajum jaa wajum jaa

>>214328074
K I N O

>>214328270
No. 28 is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1nGPM9yHA

>>214327622
NO THANK YOU

>>214329485
would

>it's 1999
>go to the magazine store
>buy some computer graphics magazine with a CD-ROM containing 12 different programs
>try all the demos
>wait 10 minutes for my 640x480 render of a metal torus floating above a canyon with flat water at the bottom to render in Bryce 3D 3.1 Demo
>turn on the radio
>shabadabada, it's tha muthafuckin d-o-double-g (Snoop Dooogg!)
good times

>>214325257 (OP)
Stupid fucking zoomer faggot, it was 2000 not 1999.

>>214329089
I used webcrawler. Back then you either used the webrings, or preferably the hyperlink compilation pages hoping you wouldn't have to jerk off to the same 10 sample images over and over.

>>214329569
god i loved this shit. just rendering those same mountains, making the sky a weird colour, throwing in a big reflective sphere because why not.

it really is that 90s retro 3D all the kids are into now. like some blank VHS box art.

>>214329666
>hoping you wouldn't have to jerk off to the same 10 sample images over and over
But by golly would we ever jerk off to the same 10 sample images. Session after session, night after night, load after load blown with careless abandon with onto Grandma's computer cabinet...

>>214329602
Literally nothing was different except fucking up writing dates for the first for weeks

>>214329712
It's different cause you're not genuine, you're dishonest, you weren't there and didn't experience it.
Also you don't listen to music.

>>214327818
Middle school me was absolutely pissing and shitting my pants with laughter watching this video

>>214328121
Kek

>wake up
>its 1999
>get viciously beaten with a belt and screamed at by my father all day

>>214329569
>load up Poser 3D
>start with nude woman template
>finish with nude woman template

>>214329849
Skill issue

>>214329569
>Bryce 3D 3.1
Oh well, a memory is unlocked.

>>214329666
doing this on webtv in the living room was a challenge, and i was very much up to the task. youth.

>wake up
>it's 1999
>turn on tv
Nice.

I think it was the only TV show I properly watched in 1999.

>>214325257 (OP)
>was a dj starting around 98
>people used to think i was into that tune because they thought that's what "techno" was

>>214330114
When I was in 9th grade I called this fart gape at a sleepover and my friends still talk about dying laughing

>>214330114
Indeed. MTV helped, and back then it was actually good.

>>214325257 (OP)
Back in the days of stylin' all over another man's steeze and not having any regerts after. It was better times. It was da bomb.

>Nookie and The Bum Bum Song on TRL
>pokemon trading card game
>super smash bros
>The Matrix
peak

>>214328675
Ja ja ja Coco Jambo...

>>214325663
I should do this to someone on the street next time they try to lock me in a glance

>>214328044
He's on tv and on /tv/ and you're just on /tv/. Guess who won

>>214325663
>What was his endgame?
To go to his friend's house to play diablo 1 or something. This is why he is carrying a ps1 controller.
I think both were staring each other because both knew(probably from the clothes) that they are hip hop aficionados, so that ps1 dude decided to throw a lil dance move as a secret hip hop handshake. It probably meant that "this kiddo is aiight"

>>214327511
cause they're all fucking ugly and gross just look at them

>>214325257 (OP)
>1999
one of the most succesful years for Cinema industry

>>214325257 (OP)
everyday of my life I think about the year 2000, and how I can't just experience it like a Groundhog Year over and over until I die, and I wasn't even close to being old enough to go to a bar.
Imagine being born in 1982 and experiencing that year as an 18 year old.
I can listen to DJ Assault but I can never hope to experience anything as remotely good as that in my entire life. CTR, RRT4, Age of Empires II, Deus Ex, You don't need to go any further.

>>214325257 (OP)
>RAKAMAKAFOWN
HE SAID SHE SAID BUUUUUULLSHIT

>>214325663
>when you are so comprehensibly styled on that recovery is impossible

>>214329770
>you weren't there and didn't experience it.
Youve never written out a date in your life Alpha scum.

>>214331108
based

>>214331108
keep worming curvechad

>>214331532
Goddess siren.

>>214325663
I started walking around with my ps controller, because of this video. I thought we were all going to start doing it.

>>214325663
I'd merc this kid in Halo 2 lmao. Hit him with sticky grenades before he even sees me.

>>214327800
underrated

>>214325495
mIRC was where I met my 12 year old gf. That was the shit.

>>214325257 (OP)
>>214325663
>>214329485
Are there many people in Finland that look like this?

>>214325663
He is fast!

>>214331653
You never know when you might need it for 2-player in a game.

>>214325287
>shit my diapers
>smile

>>214326955
>wake up
>you're in finland
this is me everyday. so i do what i do best, drink.

>>214331938
only in Homo city and Asshole town, also Manchester is also getting unfortunately blacked.

>>214332060
>so i do what i do best, drink.
I'm a couple thousand miles further from the North Pole, and this is my strategy too brother.

>>214325257 (OP)
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Y2K IS COMING
PLANES WILL FALL FROM THE SKY
THE BANK WILL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY
ITS OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>214330136
post setlist

>>214328270
Awful, but catchy. I still remember the tune of like 80% of the songs on that list. I wouldn't know a single song on even the top 10 from last year

>>214331045
I saw star wars, tarzan, stuart little, wild wild west on the cinema

>>214332088
I'm waiting for snow so I can drive my 80s lynx

i always thought they were form the UK not finlad lol

>>214332301
No but the UK has many of their own cheesy electronic bands.

>>214326760
she is objectively ugly you fag

>>214325495
>was it ever cool?

>>214330413
Miał ja na wiosce szambo

>>214328505
underrated

>>214332347
Bit gay.

>>214332569
I was born way before the 90s.

>>214332569
1946 here

>>214331926
Same. Man I miss my 20s...

>>214325287
and that's when you were 30 years old!

>>214325663
Can I get a qrd on what this is from and what's happening

>>214332569
>People born in 2007 ar 18 now

>>214332713
https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM?feature=shared&t=224

>>214328372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCukvSW4iJs

>>214332843
kek, I used to love Eurotrash.

Well, I was 10 so I pretty much just watched whatever my parents were watching, probably seinfeld or the x-files. I always watched the x-files with my parents, maximum comfy and I have some core memories getting scared from the episodes.

I did watch farscape and stargate sg-1 on the sci fi channel though, my parents didn't really like sci-fi stuff.

or put on Nicleodeon and watch spongebob, rugrats, rocket power, or all that or rockos modern life or angry beavers or whatever else I watched as a kid. I didn't watch too much disney channel but I did watch even stevens and a few other shows there.
Also pete and pete, clarissa explains it all, etc.

Oh yeah, toonami in the mornings at 6-7am before school, I used to watch gundam wing, zoids, dbz, whatever else was on early in the morning over there. I did watch cow and chicken, johnny bravo, courage the cowardly dog, ed edd and eddy, recess, all those other cartoon network shows but I was always more of a nickelodeon kid.

I genuinely feel bad for zoomers. My childhood literally was so much better than yours, it's objective fact.

>>214325257 (OP)
>drop from school
>start working double shifts
>2010 hits
>buy as much bitcoin as I can
>2021 hits
>sell 1%
enjoy life

>>214329089
thank god I was never corrupted by that kind of shit.

For me, it was the Netscape men's section. They had softcore porn, most of it was clothed but some of the women were topless in some images if I remember. I used to print out the images on my dad's computer and then jack off and cum onto the papers, and the ink would run and it would dry all fucked up but I wiped it off and stored a pile of them in a drawer in my room.

Then, one day my sister and her friend were over and I was downstairs and they went into my room to fuck with my stuff, went into the cum printouts drawer, I mean they were hidden under some other stuff but they found it easily and they started laughing loud and called my mom upstairs and they showed them to her and the worst part was her friend I liked a lot and had a crush on her but she found the cum printout drawer so it was all over for me then. God my sister is such a cunt, to this day she's still a cunt, fuck her.

>>214332569
1984... the best year lol

>>214332739
the math adds up and I do not like that it adds up

>>214325257 (OP)
Watch the International Channel
It's time was brief though.

>>214333092
>never got corrupted
>had a drawer full of cum warped printouts

>>214329034
I thought they made it specifically to play in malls.

>>214332688
I mean, I was 17 and she was pretending to be 14. She was hot as fuck though.

>>214333378
>>214333092

>>214325257 (OP)
Its funny that this was Scott Adkins when he was a kid

>>214334216
I'm old enough to know where the word fap came from

>>214333547
TAKE ME BACK…. NOWWWWWW

>>214327818
I somehow managed to fuck up my copy of X-Wing Vs TIE Fighter on my Windows 98 so that the ONLY music that ever played was 'Weapon Of Choice' by Fatboy Slim over and over again. Just that one song, looping forever instead of anything in-game music (I can't even remember if the base game had music, I can only remember weapon of choice.)

>>214332739
>someone born the same day I found 4chan is old enough to post here
Fuck, oh FUCK, OH FUCK

>wake up
>it's 1999
>turn on computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k

>>214325287
kys

>>214329485
NEGROIDS
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>>214332713
Man, if you don't get it now you never will

>>214327755
kek I would watch a legal/miserycore drama with a guy doing this

>>214332060
Can’t wait for watching moomins best winters episode soon>>214331108
Nice ones

>>214334829
I ruined this song for myself by using it as my alarm clock for all of college, I'm a heavy sleeper so it would play for its entirety every single morning, just hearing it makes my old roommates cringe even today.