Thread 214326094

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Ashley, Morgan, Will
Veto: TBD
White Locust Twist: Rachel has been eliminated from the game

Previously on /bb/: >>214317116

sounds like they told them there is a weekly mastermind twist for the next 2 or 3 weeks

ugh

Season is dead production is seething after losing Rachel and Keanu in one week.

robbedchel

>>214326131
doomers will be like "season is dead" 3 days before the finale

>>214326094 (OP)
>We still have to see the hag during the jury segments
GRIM

lauren thinks she overplayed and showed her cards

>>214326131
and a Lauren HOH, possibly the most boring one possible

>>214326173
last few days before finale are objectively the most dead a house could be

>>214326182
she put up morgan and ashley and contemplating a keanu renom. how is that boring?

I'd love to see Ashley go this week. Having ropes, the hag, and her going out the door back to back to back would be fucking hilarious.

>>214326173
Literally they are the only entertaining people this season. Unless you think watching Morgan and Vince hug and Ava and will is good.

>>214326123
well one of them is a double eviction, and another is probably a random eviction like Austin in BB17

lmao all those heckin wholesome vince/keanu webms after his arena win meant nothing
he's loyal to no one

>>214326178
Not watching feeds right now who did she show her cards to?

rachel doesn't need to win every season. besides she's due to fly back to LA for a facelift.

>>214326241
Doesn't matter, he's forced to be Keanu's friend because he's not going anywhere

>>214326249
the nominees. she told them she would put up keanu if they win the veto. she thinks she should have told them nothing till after the veto now

>>214326241
Backdooring Keanu this week is bad for Vince’s game

>>214326249
she told of the backdoor plan to all the noms (Will/Ash/Morgan) and is worried it'll get back to Keanu. She should just tell Keanu about this so he thinks Lauren is still BFFs with him

>>214326264
The fuck is this twitter shit? Go away

>>214326264
2 time loser slay queen!

>>214326281
keanu is a loose cannon and could put him up again for any retarded reason. keanu is also gunning hard for morgan to go

if you’re going to come for the queen Atleast wait till she has her gown on.

If you come for the queen youll end up beheaded

Floaters grab a life vest.

>>214326131
Grodball will work overtime to ensure blockbuster is blatantly rigged for Keanu, trust

lauren getting mad keanu treats her like a dumb little girl and sends kelley to control her kek

getting mad at made up scenarios with boren

Lauren and Kelley made it in jury and outlasted the nasty old woman :) Now they're taking out the jealous schizo

>>214326241
>>214326281
yeah vince is kinda tarded. he should know keanu is locked in with him till at least final 4
like if they get keanu out this week. vince becomes insta gibbed by ashley will ava. everyone will vote him out over kelley lauren

>lauren falling go Vince’s lies again

she never learns

>>214326391
I understand the point of getting out the biggest comp threat and maybe most likely to win in F2 with Keanu but yea short term it doesn't help his game

>>214326403
>morgan wouldnt be gunning for you, she'd put you up but she would want kelley or keanu out over you

lauren kicked something and hurt her toe?

>>214326415
the true reason shes spiraling

>>214326305
why don't you go watch your boy taran cry over your precious hag? mommy will bring you an apple juice.

>>214326316
kween of losing the second production couldn't directly interfere to save her! what a legend!

its time to make way for real royalty.

>>214326438
my penis yeah

I’ll be honest Rachel was carrying this goofy ahhhh cast.

>>214326436
short term is over. theres 3 weeks left with an additional mastermind comp mid week

FAST LAUREN

>>214326483
Go back.

>>214326485
weeks mean nothing. 8 people are left. i see vinny getting sniped in the double ezpz with no keanu shield

>>214326495
It’s the truth this cast sucks ashley is carrying the last remnant of hope.

hope its hide n go veto

>>214326483
She brought a lot I'll give her that but we still have lots of dynamics within the house to make it entertaining. As long as Keanu and the Cheatmance are still in I'm "seated" as the kids sayv

>lauren: will doesnt go home in any scenario
>i dont want ashley to go home either

>>214326507
1 is gone this week and most likely another mid week in the mastermind twist so by next thursday it be down to 5 with the eviction and if its a double thats down to 4

short term is over

>lauren racing to go check the expiration date on the pasta morgan made her

really don't see how this girl is somehow considered more boring than rachel's tired old shtick. she's cute and funny. that's enough.

>>214326483
Her terrible acting for the cameras had to go. She's 50 she needs to hang it up.

>>214326403
you'd think she'd stop blindly trusting him after he was responsible for 2 of her allies going home

>>214326568
I’ll take it over watching some twitch thot and greasy unemployed bum cheat together.

>>214326094 (OP)
Rachel getting fucked over like this is genuinely fucking me up. On a game level, it's atrocious to get eliminated by a comp and not evicted. I'm worried that this could be the first step in turning BB into the Challenge. That the retards at CBS is going to see this as the show making waves and fet them to repeat it in future seasons. On a personal level, it was great to actually see someone play the game hard. It's been forever. She was trying to convince ppl to vote her way right before evictions in front of all the other houseguests. Even though she sucked at fighting she had no problem being super confrontational which is rarer than a unicorn in modern BB. Outside of Keanu the rest of the newbies suck.

>Lauren to Vince- I know Will is not going home in any instance but I dont want Ashley to go home either
kek sorry girl ashley is a goner if she stays up there

>>214326584
2 allies that did literally nothing for her game. stop dwelling on this retardation she is doing just fine. she hasnt even been nominated and won 2 hoh's and otev

Rachel and Ashley going back to back after they tried to gaslight the shit out of Keanu and provoke him into chimping out is so chef's kiss I'd have to give Alison a Michelin star
Have a negroni

>>214326605
Rachel wasn’t nominated either until she got fucked. I’m honestly done with this season.

So best case scenario for the King is Morgan winning veto. His chance to win blockbuster against Wont and Ashley are higher.

>wooow lauren trust vinny now?
you retards are the same as redditors who expect every conversation they have to be the truth

>>214326633
without blockbuster she would have been out a couple weeks ago who are you trying to kid. people were afraid she would take herself off having 2 chances and were afraid to take the shot

>brenden saying he won't allow rachel to talk to kelley or ava after the show
Tuner is right

>>214326593
>That the retards at CBS is going to see this as the show making waves and fet them to repeat it in future seasons.
if there's any significant dip in P+ subscribers the execs will be pisssssssed

>>214326633
Okay, then fuck off

>>214326658
shes bipolar she needs a guy like Brendon

Genuinely disgusted there's Rachel defenders itt. Your hag is a flop just like the rest of them.

Blacks, hags and fags will not be winning this season. Cry about it.

>>214326281
eh. ash and wont aren't comp threats and keanu just showed he'd put vince up and can win things. once ashley or morgan go, how does he take out keanu?

everyone heard rachel tell keanu to not let her down so he knows he'll be impossible to beat too

>>214326654
Yeah having the second chance makes it a little harder to backdoor someone. That's the only thing I don't like about it.

>>214326631
>"ME AND RACHEL ARE COMING FOR YOU KEANU!!!"
>rachel immediately gets twistfucked out of the house
>put on the block
>has no chance of winning veto against vince, lauren, or morgan
>has no chance of winning blockbuster against morgan or keanu
>goes home against papa won't
KWABley

>>214326658
>Turner simps for Ava
Ugh. Imagine their kids. Fake boho east coast fake hippie liberal npc scum

>>214326722
She’s iconic atleast not a crybaby cheating like vince

>>214326658
>4 hearts
>106 tomatoes

>>214326703
keanu misses her so i do too
simple as

>>214326722
TOTAL HAG DEATH

>>214326658
>defininitley

>>214326722
KWAB

Are y’all watching amazing race bb edition?

>>214326790
>zubina
no

keanu is being kind of standoffish and bitchy with lauren, kek he knows

Has Mama Dud addressed the Rachel elimination? I know she wasn't rooting for her. I can imagine her saying
>THAT HEIFER GOTTA GO

>>214326790
Yeah. I got spoiled but it's been a while and I like seeing where they go.

>>214326194
best body in the house and not one swim suit

>>214326801
SHE HAS weirdly masculine hands

>>214326817
yeah, the vibes coming from lauren and vince are that of him going up if veto is used. no in depth game talk, just generalities

>>214326790
i don't watch reality shows

LAUREN CRACKED THE CODE

DOUBLE DOUBLE SINGLE FINAL 3

lauren and vince are throwing
ava and won't won't win
either morgan or ashley will win veto

>will gets dragged to the end as a goat
>wins because Vince is a crybaby that takes 0 accountability

lauren has chickens kek what a hick

>>214326869
Ashley isn't winning shit

There's no way production allows Keanu to leave this week

fuck, I kinda like the goblin now knowing she fucked over the golden hag and is causing all over reddit and twitter to seethe. even if Rachel did get picked first though, would she even finish? sounds like she was completely lost. what a dumb fucking hag

NANY LAUREN

>the pickle monster

>>214326790
You could offer me a million dollars and it wouldn't be enough for me to tolerate another season of a reality show with Taylor and Kyland at the same time.

>>214326836
AND when she was packing her stuff last week. she went into a drawer and had like a million bikinis too. fucking robbed

Lauren seems more confident after the senior citizen that kept chaperoning her left

kek oh no no

keanu thinks she will renom vince

>>214326966
nevermind

poor keanu thinking vince could be a renom

Keanu wants Vince up it’s over

>>214326915
>Lawon volunteers to be evicted in BB13 battleback week, loses the do-or-die comp to Brendon, Brendon reenters and buys Rachel one extra life in the game
>Rachel volunteers to play in do-or-die comp, chokes and gets straight up booted
not every grodball works in your favor
played 3 times and still didn't learn

>>214326908
Grod has been cooking this season I'm done catastrophizing over theoretical scenarios like a few of the doomers here

>>214327018
tbf in Keanu's retard logic he's thinking Vinny would stay regardless

kek she was mocking keanu calling her bro to vince earlier and hes doing it again right now

https://bsky.app/profile/realityrobbed.bsky.social/post/3ly6ebmdtek2r

KWABs

>vince
>has sent your closest allies home all game
>keanu
>has tried to work with you all game and keep your allies
>better backdoor keanu

>>214326964
no shot, I just assumed she straight up didn't bring any

imagine what all the alumni and "fans" would be saying if Kelley or Keanu or Lauren or Vince was the one to lose and be eliminated yesterday instead

>>214327095
him and memphis just comped out together in the second half of BB10
what the fuck is unc yapping about

>>214326228
Vincel trannies hope we get a Vorgo F2 so they can have 24/7 goon cams

dont they usually announce zingbot a week before?

>>214327095
god damn. grod really rolled snake eyes on her twist

>>214326703
I don't understand how you can not watch this season and not be a fan. Actually playing the game, getting into fights and a kino relationship with Keanu. Hell, even if you hate her you should hate how she went out even more since it fundamentally ruins the game.

>>214327120
yep or "boren"

they would all be loving it

>>214327095
>no twists
nice pipedream, bb production fucking loves half-baked retarded twists

dan lost to ian lol hes overrated

queen danielle

>>214327120
probably what has been said
>shitty way to go out but it is what it is
>expect the unexpected
etc etc

>>214326321
>getting nommed for being a lying rat is a retarded reason

The latest cope is
>Hey guys we may have lost Rachel but at least we get to see Kelley get zinged!

Hmm

>>214327185
Dani dropping truth nukes on the entire fanbase

>>214327187
if he didnt win the blockbuster he would have went home and it would have been extremely retarded

>>214327194
We get an all time zing coming up and it's not even Kelley

>>214327185
I hate her after watching her on traitors so I don’t care about her opinions.

Lol remember when Zach didn't use his power to get himself off the block because he didn't want to give the hairy Jew $10k

shes thinking...

>>214327185
what a clown. before it was even revealed who got eliminated we were all saying it was bullshit.

>>214327228
Vince's?

>>214327158
Grod 100% believed Rachel wasn't going to go out on that twist

Like it or not, this whole season was about Rachel, her journey, good moves, bad moves, whatever. And her being "eliminated" in one night off-feeds is just laughable. Legitimately, this was my favorite season in years and I have genuinely no interest in watching anymore. Not because Rachel isn't there; it just feels like this season has had the life sucked out of it because they forgot how to schedule evictions

>>214327302
take my upvote

>>214327226
not for keanu

>>214327329
with vince and then rachel gone back to back of course it would have been

>>214327302
>>214327168
We're laughing at you

>>214327120
People would still be pissed. Only Twittertards would celebrate it.

>>214327281
Who else? Quagmire?

Vince said Keanu is a moron

So everything with Keanu last week was fake. They dont care about him :(

>>214327392
makes it way more sweeter when he'll be the one outlasting them

>>214327392
the king stands alone. always has been that way. always will be.

You can tell by Vince's demeanor that he knows he has the game in a bag

>>214327392
hes relationships with them are not 2 way. its keanu's way or no way. what do you expect them to do?

>>214327392
It's fine. As long as the blockbuster is active, /ourking/ will pick them off one by one

>>214327417
He's talking to the girl that does

>>214327417
he thinks. im not sure how he feels so confident. im almost thinking he thinks he can win out after keanu is gone

>>214327302
They just need to stop having vets come back on the show over and over again. If she didn't fuck up during the comp she would've steamrolled the rest of this season. And that would've been boring.

Will Vince cry about his zing?

>>214327445
>after Keanu is gone
Remember when they were saying this week 2

>they still have outside
so I guess it's either hide n go veto or some off site timed one

If I was Laurens boyfriend I would rig a vibrator that would voice activate when she says she's scared

>>214327343
Vince is a traitor

>>214327464
only if its about kelsey

>>214327484
its probably off site. dont they usually build some make shift structures for hide and go veto in the backyard?

is Keanu playing in the veto?

lauren telling vince its not good if he wins the veto

>>214327464
I hope he does that's what he gets for cheating on this thicc latina ex with a transvestite looking mulatto

>>214327490
She'd be gushing like a fountain

>>214327516
nope. kelley and keanu not playing

I hope this season drives all the old fans away and we can focus on fresh faces now. I don't give a damn about 40 year olds who won a gameshow in a parking lot 10 years ago

lauren is going to end up hating vince after this season is over

>>214327599
I don't think she will care enough to even have an opinion on him

>>214327540
she's italian/Scandinavian

laurens so nervy

>>214327599
lauren is not capable of emotion as complex as hatred

aaah grod is gonna have so much fun this week mindfucking lauren in dr

The mastermind visited Lauren last night

>>214327553
this season is great regardless so us old dogs will be watching next year

kek lauren thinks keanu will respect her getting him out

>>214327599
It's nice we evolved from everyone living in that one groomer's house postseason to now everyone hating each other for the rest of their lives.

Just the other day I was thinking that Quinn has to spend the rest of Angela's or his life together doing BB alum events & shit & everyone ultimately likes her more than you. Fate worse than death, and this is the guy that didn't even get to talk to Julie post eviction.

Tucker and Rubina were cute together :3

>papa wont enters bathroom
>"y'all might want to leave"

Will Kelsey be at the finale win Vince inevitably wins?

>>214327717
Quinn seems the type to suck it up and be cordial with everyone from his season, even if he's crying on the inside

so no rachel exit interviews till wed or thursday?

Do you guys think Tucker is playing me?

>>214327842
Good little Quinn, let your desperation over the girl who's fucking Cedric be your legacy in the game

>>214327907
>You’re sick nasty, you’re incredible, you looked really cool in yellow, reminded me of the minions, I like your smile, you treat people with kindness, you’re really funny, you’re really really funny, you’re really good at cooking, your nails look good, still French, let me think, there’s a lot, there’s a lot its just like the word sensational just comes to mind when I think of you.

i can't believe kelley is still in the house

Quinn wants to be Cory so bad

>>214327842
When (if) you grow up you'd realize that's the right thing to do

>>214327512
I don't remember actually
I thought they just gave them little tents to chill in which is easy to set up

Why is everyone crying about Ava trashing Rachel but nobody is discussing anything she actually said? Are you all fags? And you guys said every hag in the house is throwing Rachel under the bus? What are the hags saying?

>>214327950
I don't really care about either of them man

>>214327599
only if he slashes her throat at the end like cutting her at final 3. otherwise she seems like the type of superfan to treat this as a game and leave it on the field after

>>214327842
Yeah, but that makes it more delightful because Angela will never once be the better person in that situation & he has an eternity of being the adult to her when they're on cruises & shit. Quinn deserves it for actively sinking last season so I don't feel bad at all.

>>214327950
who cares

>>214328025
Angela would have her TV moments of being the loud aggressive Karen, but the majority of time on feeds she was playing the supportive mother type
It's a big reason why she lasted as long as she did instead of being an early boot

I read that Keanu has this good/bad relationship with his mom. Maybe he bonded with Rachel over this frenemy relationship because she reminded him of his mom.

>>214327980
>>214328066
I care because it's funny if true. But I doubt any of it is true. You sensitive ass Rachel fags will make up anything to get mad at today LOL. Cry more.

if I was on the season, the one thing about that twist that would have pissed me off the most was that I couldn't claim to have been the one to take out rachel for my resume

>>214328025
>>214327717
I don't remember any beef between Angela and Quinn, what happened there?

Do you think they still fuck in jury?

>>214327921
This and the icko roll always make me laugh so at least he gave us that.

>>214328075
Only to Leah, & MJ Jankie Week/week before. She basically annoyed everyone else, stirred up shit, would not talk to a single soul in hours because she was crying or being weird.

She was not motherly at all, and I watched all of those godforsaken dogshit feeds of the awful BB26 summer.

Vinny hate

>so many twitter/reddit/insta fags crying, spam commenting and spam dm'ing production accounts about how they're never watching BB again
>production is just going to turn around and put rachel back in the game in the most disgusting way imaginable in an attempt to appease the fanbase
It's so disgusting what these people will do to appease crying normies.

>>214328151
Quinn hated Angela for being a 'bully'

>rachel gets twistfucked
ZAE'S REVENGE

>>214328173
Nah, it's too late and they already broke the news to her husband

>>214328173
>for the first time ever, America will decide on a jury buyback!
>dial 1 for Rachel

>>214327837
Not if she turns on feeds right now

LAUREN DANCING

NEED WEBM

>>214328212
god if i was kelsey idk how id live with myself. how do you tolerate a the level of disrespect on national television like this.

>>214328173
we'll get a "random" pandora's box where she'll swap with the hoh for 24 hours where she'll get her "tv moment"

hopefully the houseguets stand their ground and crush her like ragan did

>>214328187
this really is justice for zae bc i feel like he was making headway in saving himself before rachel (who shouldn't have even been there to begin with) made him into an even bigger target with her staged fights. if rachel wasn't there maybe amy leaves first instead and we get an even better season

cucked out of lauren dancing for a laundry scene

pets?

>>214328243
>>214328323

Kelley and Ashley talking about Vinny's 3am wank sessions

>>214328343
GO WHITE GIRL GO

>>214327837
Would he awkward when he proposes to Morgan on live TV.

>>214328343
THANK YOU

>>214328343
hags mad (yeah) hags mad

>>214328343
is she singing along to Espresso? I think she got the Sabrina Carpenter album and that's the only song I know

>>214328343
reminder: she is singing and dancing to that girl who sings about bbc

>>214328343
Alternate angle

>>214328173
>production is just going to turn around and put rachel back in the game
With 3 weeks left? I really doubt that

>>214328343
I would stomp this bitch out if given legal immunity fucking fake cunt

>>214328173
production called brendan to telll him that rachel was donezo. its over

>>214326094 (OP)
On the 2012 season if Swedish BB, this chick entered the housecwith a fiance and stsrted fucking this guy all the time in the house.
https://youtu.be/zp37obB_nZI
I remember her saying that it was pointless for them to put on the mics again cause they were gonna be fucking soon anyway.
Then later he got tired of fucking her and was gonna fuck another chick in the house but he was so drunk that his dick wasn't working and the first chick stood with her ear pressed to the door they sere behind, crying. Another time she got called to the DR and they put a black hood over her face and drove her down to Denmark so she had to live in the Danish BB house for a week. Fun shit like this always happened.

>>214328450
god bb are such cheapasses lmao. they had the same obsolete ipod nano for 10+ year and now rather than get new headphones they bought an adapter

>>214328494
shes just dancing. mean :(

>>214328524
You've got an axe wound between your legs, shut the fuck up

i kind of hope rachel does breach her contract and refuses to goto the jury house over this twist. then she will never be on bb or any other reality show again

>>214328450
This fake slut knows the cameras are on her... Bunch of incels falling for her innocent act, she's a vapid evil bitch and you know it but you wont accept it cause she's young looking,

>>214328205
They could let her go home and break all rules of what bb is supposed to be, and normies would be completely fine with her coming back. All for this supposed legend who did nothing besides have a good hoh, which in this cast full of retards is a fucking accomplishment

>>214328539
why so aggressive anon? its a beautiful day, get outside and let nature heal your wounded heart <3

>>214328564
3 PERSON JURY WILL BE REAL

>>214328588
okay Mickey whatever you say

>>214328636
youre right... i need to stop drinking. im not like this usually :^(

>>214328343
>>214328450
Look at her gooo <33

Hopefully Ashley/Will are the final noms at the end of the week. If Keanu gets sniped now, I wouldn’t surprised if Vinny gets sniped in the triple

kek vince that canned espresso really woke him up

Reminder that everyone mad today is a mad ass rachel fan and is probably a literal fag/troon/hag that came from twitter

>>214328698
i dont want the veto used. if lauren has to renom keanu and he wins bb (which he will) shes fucked next week

>>214328494
>>214328539
>>214328588
>all this Lauren seethe

ha buddy tv

>>214328721
So King Keanu is a twitterfag? Just cause it makes the other crowd seethe don't make it right

Same people who glazed sexist Big Sister 27 for months where only the men were getting taken out, are now calling the season trash just because a winner was finally treated like a threat.
They wanted a woman to be the first 2-time winner before a man so fucking bad, they’ve exposed they never even liked the cast despite it being a really good one. Bunch of fake fucks kek.

>>214328667
nah its chill we all need our vices but alcohol is a depressant so try not to overdo it. i wish we could all just hold hands and celebrate rachel leaving as friends.

>>214328745
Yea I do hate the weakest link of a stacked cast, especially when the bitch has had such an outsized impact on the game which she doesn't participate in.

>>214328808
>the weakest link of a stacked cast
that's ava

wait no rachel and lauren hoh? best season ever?

>>214328808
>anime reaction images
>in /bb/
sus

vince is like sleeping on his shoulder

>>214328808
>weakest link of a stacked cast,
that'd be ava will ashley
respectively with 16 hours 12 hours and 10 hours of sleep a day each

>>214328741
I don’t know I feel like Keanu wouldn’t target Lauren still because he would lose Kelley & in his mind also Vince even if he technically doesn’t have Vince anyway. There are only 4 renom potentials Kelley, Ava, Vince, Keanu and all 4 are Lauren’s allies

Why are there so many fags and freaks in the thread today?

>>214328721
Anyone that cares about BB should be mad at how they ruined the game, no matter who got eliminated from it.

>Well I’m done. My season long narrative is over. The Rebellion finally defeated the tyrannical Mictator…………..only for the Powers That Be to be even worse

>Turns out the Mictator was only a puppet dictator with Big Brother itself being the true villain. They decided to fuck around and find out and lost their biggest star. And make no mistake, they lost their biggest star because they put themselves in the worst position possible with one of the dumbest twists imaginable. According to what the players’ said last night, Ava won the initial competition chose Vince first, for little reason, who then chose Lauren who chose Morgan who chose Rachel. Rachel failed to complete the competition in three minutes and was eliminated.

>That is obviously dumb. But something else that really gets me is how the HoH was handled. Not only was Rachel eliminated due to this stupid comp, but afterwards Keanu, Kelley, Will, and Ashley didn’t even get a chance to compete for safety to protect themselves. This means Will and Ashley ended up on the block with no actual chance to compete in HoH through no fault of their own. Ava wasn’t allowed to be the HoH because winning safety counted as HoH ( ). Lauren became the HoH because she did the stupid comp the fastest. So half of the house didn’t even get to play for power.

>We’ve all said ad nauseam that these players have all shot themselves in the foot at various points for some of the dumbest reasons possible. Turns out Big Brother this season decided to tell them all to hold their beer and amaze us with how stupid this decision was. This competition was the perfect competition to represent how stupid this season has been from the jump.

>I have lost all interest in covering this season. I’ll check in every now and then, but I’ve lost interest. I love the community, but this season has sucked the soul right out of me.

>I’m taking my victory at defeating the Mictator and peacing out.
lmao they are so mad. this is fucking delicious

>>214328823
ava at least had her moment with keanu and a crucial rule in getting rachel evicted

>>214328833
pic

>>214328859
*ROLE

>>214328698
>If Keanu gets sniped now, I wouldn’t surprised if Vinny gets sniped in the triple
Only Kelley wants him out, he's positioned good if Keanu gets taken out this week
Everyone would rather target Kelley or Lauren before him

>>214328844
he told her this morning that this is the last "easy" hoh and they all have to start putting each other up next week. its an easy no brainer for him to target lauren if she strikes first. what are you even saying

Oh damn, Keanu's gf has kids. Did we know he's a stepdad?

What's the best case scenario for winning veto?
Lauren so she can keep noms the same?

>>214328967
Yeah he talked about it with Rachel

>>214328859
nobody uses anime reactions in /bb/, tourist
95% are /bb/-related, and then occasionally you'll get a Pepe or PTI or meme that references something happening in the house
but you're just proving you're a tourist with a harddrive full of anime girls

>>214328907
Ava wants Vinny out the most. That’s his biggest threat, since she has pull over Will and even some over Ashley. Ashley/Will both said they would nominate Vinny alongside Lauren & Kelley too. Vinny needs Keanu to stay this week

>>214328855
anyone who cares about 3 time vet being booted in a house of newbies is not a real BB fan
stick to survivorslop, fag

>>214328972
Yeah or if it does get used best case scenario is Morgan gets taken down cause Keanu would stomp Ashley and Will in a blockbuster.

>>214328983
ye i get the bb etiquitte, been watching since 18 and posting since 25 so im a certified oldfag.
but theres no point in playing nice when im drunk and just fucking around

>>214328972
herself or ava

if she wins it herself and doesnt let vinny convince her to use it on morgan the noms can stay the same. if ava wins it and they can convince ava will has the votes to stay no matter what she might not use it but highly unlikely either way

>>214328983
This retard has never seen the ohayoou poster
>>214329007
If you're not upset someone got eliminated via a comp like it's The Challenge is no /bb/ man. If you judge it based on who got eliminated, like you are, you belong on Twitter.

>>214328859
nah, ava is the biggest dud there
as a matter of fact, she's currently asleep for her 16 hour nap

>>214329032
I feel like Ava would use it on Will wouldn’t she?

>>214329092
yes its a long shot but they could frame it under the guise of keanu coming after her since he would be the renom or something. like i said highly unlikely

>>214329079
its got to be will and even tho shes entertaining ashley hasn't done squat in the game besides be an annoying sperg on feeds. not defending ava but shes at least involved in the rachel eviction storyline and the most anti-weasle hg in the house

>>214328983
calling someone on 4chan.org a tourist for using anime girl reaction images is insane work

>>214329028
>>214329075
>>214329173
>the tourist has now made three separate posts saying /bb/ is always full of anime

>>214329075
I love the ohayouu poster ngl I save every one of their pics just cos theyre cute

>>214326593
It's possible this has real blowback but I doubt it. Survivor directly lied to its contestants 7 seasons ago and all that happened was they didn't reuse that same specific twist. In fact most of the seasons afterward were hit with "see guys they're getting better!" from the fanbase even when the show to this day didn't improve or even attempt to course correct in any way.

Kek apparently Mickey bragged how rich she was all game and then told people she was in debt when she was on the block

I just want Ashley out this week. That would make the endgame fun.

There's honestly no reason to even watch Big Brother when we could be watching Sparkle Squid Schoolgirl 9 and talking about how we wish Miyoto-san was a real girl

>>214329173
>no one has posted an anime image in a /bb/ thread all fucking season
>you're drunk retarded ass shows up randomly and now it's being posted saying it happens all the time
where the fuck did you even come from??

people claiming bb is turning into the challenge cause someone got eliminated by a comp is fucking retarded

sure nobody gets voted out on the challenge but you do get voted into the arena in which case you have a final shot (veto) to save yourself

*WINS AFP*

kelley is just a compulsive liar and just spewing lies to ashley kek

>>214329173
You argue like a lil dipshit zoomer, you are a tourist

kek why is Kelsey still posting on Vinny’s instagram

>>214329223
>Survivor directly lied to its contestants 7 seasons ago and all that happened was they didn't reuse that same specific twist
Qrd?

>>214329316
To shut people up evidently

>>214329316
Controlling. Massive. Hippo.

>>214329075
Rachel competing on a season against 16 newbies is a shitty twist
I will not be upset that one shitty twist got eliminated by another shitty twist

>>214329316
he'll cry and weasel his way out of this too

>>214329294
The point is that it's everything BB is not. Might as well have the HoH just get to decide should be evicted without a vote.

>>214329316
WHAT CITY DO YOU LIVE IN KELSEY?

>>214329316
that relationship is donezo

>>214329316
hes going to be in a throuple with kelsey and morgan

>>214329366
and its not the challenge either so there is no point

>>214329342
>Rachel competing on a season against 16 newbies is a shitty twist
Exactly, Rachel steamrolling the season started to get boring. Rachelfags gtfo.

none of the rachel fags cried when she got a week safety that nobody else got

>>214329426
eh there was a precedent, same as with Paul and Cirie. Didn't get to compete in 1st HOH for safety in week 1

You guys are crazy if you think Keanu is leaving. Grodball will make the blockbuster favored for Keanu to win it

>>214329426
Yeah wtf was up with that. That flop was getting special treatment but they had no problem with that. Brendon even said "one week wasn't enough!"
The caucasity...

>>214329426
Did you cry when Paul was gifted safety for all of prejury and a built in 8 person alliance?

>>214329426
normal for returning hg in modern bb

>>214329466
Oh ok I forgot about that. But still.

son of a BEACH!

>>214329532
oh SHORTS!!

>>214329510
i did

>>214329532
nobody really curses anymore since the realest motherfucker in the house simpmode left

>>214326094 (OP)
Wtf happened. I don't keep up for one day and all this shit goes down? Rachel is gone??

>>214329616
who will win this season oh blessed oracle?

>>214329319
Halfway through Survivor 41 right before jury started they ended the tribe phase but had everyone placed into two new tribes for only one episode, only they didn't call them new tribes because everyone would vote to eliminate someone. The two tribes would play in the episode's challenge and the winners would win immunity, which was normal.
Except one player wasn't picked for either tribe (I don't remember if it was a schoolyard pick or random draw) so she was sent to Exile Island to spend the day away from the rest of the players, which is really bad because she couldn't campaign to save herself and the vote was that same night. However after the challenge the host showed up on Exile Island and gave her a choice to "rewind time," either the challenge results would stay the same or she would swap the immunity results for everyone, meaning she and the losing tribe would be immune and the tribe that won would not be. The show played this up like a real dilemma to the point where it was a cliffhanger when in actually there was only one choice for her and a player that followed the rules as explained was eliminated for it.

Twitter acting like this is the death of Big Brother, I'm losing my shit

>>214329658
It's the birth of a potential new era, Extreme Grodball

stop talking about survivor!
last warning!

>>214329636
fraid so

>>214329650
depends who is sitting in the F2 chairs

Please tell me Keanu is gonna be safe. If he's gone then this season goes to shit

>>214329743
He'll be competing against the weakest players in blockbuster as well as production heavily protecting him after the Rachel shitstorm

>>214329636
IT IS WHAT IT IS
GODS PLAN

>>214329758
These people are so pissy, fucking Christ

>>214329743
trust the plan

>>214329687
Survivors ready?!

who is running the house?

>>214329758
I hate my generation.

keanu was in the DR for almost 2 hours

Lauren’s smile must always be protected

>>214329636
>Mickster evicted
>~3 hours go by
>Mastermind announces the HOH comp will eliminate one HG
>Ava wins a pre-comp thing (apparently shuffleboard) to get first pick
>Vince and Rachel beg Ava to pick them first so they have most time
>Rachel grabs Ava in a way that pisses Ava off
>Ava chooses Vince
>Vince completes first but stalls for time at the end by talking to Tyler (hosting the comp)
>Morgan wants Vince to pick her next
>he picks Lauren
>Lauren completes the comp
>she picks Morgan
>Morgan completes also stalls for time by not hitting the button as soon as she could
>she picks Rachel
>Rachel fails to complete the comp
>gets eliminated
>nobody else competes
>Lauren wins HOH with fastest time
>only Vince, Lauren, and Morgan had a chance to win HOH
>Ava and Keanu cry because Rachel's gone

I am proud of Lauren for taking some shots instead of this just being a Kelly, Keanu, Will repeat. She could've easily pulled the "Oh it's too early teehee"

>>214329830
he’s gonna have some heartbreaking DRs about rachel leaving

>>214329823
Keanu

>>214329776
stupid sexy hobbits yelled Gandalf calmly

>>214329815
COME ON IN GAYS

all the past winners have a meltie they won't get free wins if they come back on

>>214329846
She's thinking of Keanu renom. Hopefully not

>>214329882
Nobody could ever win this show twice

>>214329867
it was upstairs DR

>>214329846
Lil Lauren is in the zone

>>214329882
How is it productions fault that Rachel chocked in a comp

lmao keanu thinks morgan is the accomplice

>>214329958
Comp queen my ass

ahhhhh keanu thinks rachel had an earpiece in and was in a show outfit and makeup AND WANTED TO GO

>>214329841
>Ashley and Will don't even have to compete
Of course

>>214327950
If I had to guess its likely because Ava has always been Rachel's "ally" so talking shit about her when she's somewhat responsible for Rachel getting twist fucked is prolly more heavily judged. Do think Ava feels quite guilty about it but its also likely a result of Rachel throwing Ava to the wolves last week coming back to piss her off

>>214329841
thank you i was gonna use this one as template >>214317157
didnt know the shuffleboard, jsut that she had won some first comp also rachel hugging parting words to keanu >>214316036

>>214329841
>the jew hobbit will spend literal HOURS shitting on Vince to half the people in the house for weeks but instantly picks him first for the safety chain

>>214329958
because they were supposed to rig it for her

he thinks the rachel thing was staged to help morgan "the accomplice" and this is after spending an hour and a half in the DR

>>214329846
she locked it in at ̶m̶e̶r̶g̶e̶ jury

keanu thinks the feeds are still off

they must have really did a number on him in the DR

>>214329846
she finna comp out like big mak and take her NEET friend vinny to F2

>>214330026
succulent tlp throat

They seem to think Rachel being evicted will be kept a secret until Tuesday like we can't figure out she's nowhere in the house

>>214329079
Ava can be rather frustrating cause for someone who actively dislikes gaming she's had a large role in shaping the direction this season has gone. She's why Zach was taken out early and the swing vote behind Rylie and Mickey's evictions. And now Rachel getting messed over is somewhat on her. If she even gave 10% of a shit she could likely turn that into a win but she doesn't care

>>214330104
they're openly talking about how they think the livefeed cameras are off, Morgan & Vince were extra cuddly last night

>>214330104
well, they don't know about Sunday episode being postponed and assume live feeds are down for 3 full days

>>214329934
kino

>>214330104
sunday, they dont know about schedule change

rachel new thread

>>214330014
frenship ended with f2 rachel
NOW VINNY THE LIP IS MY BEST FREN

>>214330014
>Why would the Jew protect the scheming, lying little rat?

>>214330014
eh. Rachel's fault. Didn't coddle the person she knew was an emotional player and this was the result. Sucks but it happens

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>>214329758
What are they talking about?