Thread 214326828

Three's a crowd anyway, sugar tits.

you'd know all about free sugar

>>214326828 (OP)
youre the one with sugar induced tits

Yes, Ornella, we'll invite Leo and Pitt. But first, let's meet your friends. What are their names? Croissant and ass tampon?

we don't sign our posts here jonah

>>214326828 (OP)
>Three's a crowd anyway
Yeah, at the buffet table because you occupy two seats for your fat ass you lard fuck

>>214326865
>>214326883
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>>214326890
MORE
TIME

>>214326883
God DAMMIT we need more time...

Jonah bros...are we doomed to be losers forever even in our own fantasies?

>>214326865
ORNELLLAAAAA!!!!!

>>214326883
jej

>>214328152
>Jonah bros...
dude asked for it. she talked about the silly thing that happens in the movie he's promoted and he instantly got but hurt and called her a butt slut
>“It’s when I saw you get sodomized by a 3-meter-tall demon in This Is the End that I told myself, ‘Now that’s the man of my dreams!'” she said.

>Hill, 32, who was on the show to promote his new movie, War Dogs, quipped: “And you? I hear you get sodomized pretty often.”

>>214328152
Shush, let people vicariously come up with ways in which they could have shut up their middle school bully.

>>214328280
>“And you? I hear you get sodomized pretty often.”
could have laughed it off, been self-depricating and played along. instead he got rude and she went to town on him.
im sure he got pissy since she brought up his low brow comedy stuff while he was there pretending to be a serious actor with War Dogs (which he was great in btw). But Sandler doesn't call interviewers anal sluts if they mention Water Boy while promoting his serious roles

>>214326828 (OP)
replace jonah with him, how does king banterer respond?

>>214328948
>Shut up
*laughs hysterically at his own statement*

>>214328948
>how does king banterer respond?
'you got that racist pussy, doncha?'

>>214328948
"HUWHAT THIS FRENCH BITCH SAY?!" *cackles*

>>214328948
He makes some basic chud observation and then a million white people idolise him for decades for no reason.

>Shut up, bitch
Boom. Headshot. Jonah wins.

>>214326828 (OP)
>actually me and Brad are gay together, he wouldnt like you and frankly, no one would
Did i solve it?

>>214328280
>if those are your dreams i dont want to hear about your nightmares
a little self deprecation and the incident is forgotten

>>214328948
>King
>Amy Schumer of all people roasted him so hard he announced he was dying of diabetes in order to garner sympathy points

R8 my AI remake of this scene:
>Ornella: says whatever she says idk
>Jonah: crying, jumps up from judges table and runs into the aisle to leave the venue
>Brad Pitt: emerges from the audience and chases Jonah

>>214329968
If you have to resort to pretending to be a homosexual for the sake of a retort you may have lost the plot

>>214326828 (OP)
>sees a woman's body
>thinks of sugar and sweets
Imagine being this fat lmao

>>214330460
>pretending

>>214326828 (OP)
ORNELLA, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

>>214329978
>>if those are your dreams i dont want to hear about your nightmares
that's actually perfect. everyone chuckles and they move on to the new movie and he doesn't get roasted to a burnt crisp. you should be a patter writer

>>214330370
>amy schumer
>roasting anything but a glazed ham before she eats it
netflix removed their rating system because of this bitch