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Anonymous No.214329879 >>214329927 >>214334164 >>214334786
/trek/
Florida Man Edition

>>214308048
Anonymous No.214329885 >>214330193
star trek sex with shran
Anonymous No.214329924
shran with sex trek star
Anonymous No.214329927 >>214330785
>>214329879 (OP)
Are my fellow Florida Men ready for hurricane season? Here's how I'm preparing.
Anonymous No.214329984 >>214330005 >>214330112 >>214330135 >>214330153 >>214332894 >>214343944 >>214345641 >>214345710
ASS TREK
Anonymous No.214330005 >>214333848
>>214329984
>ASS
>TREK
Both inaccurate statements
House M.D. !RsT5bxOQxs No.214330018 >>214330073 >>214332394 >>214337846
Thread hidden
Seriously you trek guys need to slow the fuck down, or just buy your own Domaine website.

fuck_off.org
Anonymous No.214330073
>>214330018
>thread hidden
cool so fuck off
Anonymous No.214330112 >>214330135 >>214333848
>>214329984
Where is the ass?
Anonymous No.214330128 >>214330137
more like THREAD CLOAKED
Anonymous No.214330135 >>214333848
>>214329984
>>214330112
Where is the trek?
Anonymous No.214330137
>>214330128
WUSH WUSH WUSH WUSH
Anonymous No.214330153 >>214333848
>>214329984
404 no ass found
404 no star trek found
404 no penis found on poster (mutilation detected)
predicted rate of survival: 44%
Anonymous No.214330193 >>214330332 >>214330856 >>214330867
>>214329885
How is star trek sex different from regular sex?
Anonymous No.214330244 >>214330820
I just watched "Vanishing Point" from ENT
this is the worst episode so far
boring plot, wooden acting from Hoshi. lame threat, AND THEN it turns out to be a dream and nothing mattered
Anonymous No.214330332
>>214330193
>How is star trek sex different from regular sex?
Star Trek sex has a cold open, works to a climax and then a humorous or thoughtful denounent
Regular sex has no cold open, works to a climax and then I leave before she can ask for my name and number
Anonymous No.214330751 >>214330831 >>214331722
ASS
TREK
Anonymous No.214330785 >>214336291
>>214329927
Only non-Floridians give any thought to hurricanes.
Anonymous No.214330820
>>214330244
Hoshi kinda sucks
Anonymous No.214330831
>>214330751
This is more like it
Rick Berman you old dog!
Anonymous No.214330856 >>214331206 >>214331320
>>214330193
Ask the boys in Cetacean Ops.
Anonymous No.214330858 >>214330961
GRIM
DARK
ASS
TREK
Anonymous No.214330867
>>214330193
a common and understandable question which I have addressed before. star trek sex vs normal sex isn't the correct frame of reference. you must interpret my post as if it's the title of a series. anon made this helpful image to reinforce concept.
Anonymous No.214330961
>>214330858
Mirror Kira isn't grimdark she's probably the happiest life-loving character of the whole damn show
Anonymous No.214331009 >>214331044
UNAIRED
ASS
TREK
Anonymous No.214331044
>>214331009
Damn, Jeffrey Hunter had the cake.
Anonymous No.214331206
>>214330856
Anonymous No.214331320 >>214331669
>>214330856
Cetacean Ops would have been the funniest concept for an animated series. Imagine a commander who’s a 10 foot whale person.
Anonymous No.214331523 >>214331642 >>214335676
I'm not a huge fan of Ortegas
Anonymous No.214331642 >>214339305
>>214331523
https://ukm.propstoreauction.com/lot-details/index/catalog/244/lot/66910/Lot-652-STAR-TREK-II-THE-WRATH-OF-KHAN-1982-STAR-TREK-III-THE-SEARCH-FOR-SPOCK-1984-STAR-TREK-VI-THE-UNDISCOVERED-COUNTRY-1991-S
Anonymous No.214331669 >>214332289
>>214331320
It was.
Anonymous No.214331722 >>214331799 >>214332725 >>214334643
>>214330751
She had terrible fake tits.
If you want more horror, look up how she looks now.
Anonymous No.214331799 >>214331921
>>214331722
That's not fair. Women generally don't age well.
Anonymous No.214331921 >>214332234
>>214331799
How is it not fair?
Just because I can age gracefully, women are allowed not to?
Anonymous No.214332234 >>214338263
>>214331921
I didn't say they weren't allowed to, I said they generally don't. Suzanne Somers and Phoebe Cates are examples of women that aged very well. Jolene Bialock is not. Not trying to be mean, just reporting the news.
Anonymous No.214332289 >>214332317
>>214331669
Respectably deep cut.
Anonymous No.214332317 >>214332357 >>214332377
>>214332289
>scouring memory alpha for anything you can make a family guy gag out of
>respectable
Anonymous No.214332357 >>214332377
>>214332317
The difference between you and I is that I'm a Star Trek fan, while you're a Star Trek critic. But what came first, your hate, or your justifications?
Anonymous No.214332377 >>214332399 >>214332441 >>214332829
>>214332317
We've entered the age of mimicry in art. It's pathetic really, everything is just rehashing something older and superior.
>>214332357
Being a fan doesn't mean abandoning your ability to think critically, retard. You can make as many excuses as you like for your insultingly low barrier for entry on media you consume but they will ultimately be just that: excuses.
Anonymous No.214332394
>>214330018
/trek/ is always in the subject line for a reason, newfag: so you can filter it easily
all generals should adhere to this
Anonymous No.214332399 >>214332425
>>214332377
come on man don't talk to it
Anonymous No.214332425 >>214332434 >>214332472
>>214332399
gotta bully 'em at least a tiny bit every now and then but generally ignoring is the way to go, agreed
Anonymous No.214332434 >>214332477
>>214332425
>gotta bully 'em at least a tiny bit
no, you really don't. you aren't doing anything you think you're doing you just shit up the thread. which is what it wants.
Anonymous No.214332441
>>214332377
Why would I want to think critically in my off hours? I do quite enough of that as it is. I need a break from it. That might be different for someone who's long-term unemployed, or prefers the comfort of the room in his mommy's house where he grew up over living life, but I'll have to take your word for it. Seething about commercial entertainment products is so juvenile.
Anonymous No.214332472
>>214332425
You think that's bullying? You really are a child. Your "bullying" doesn't even rise to kindergarten grade. Aren't you just a tiny bit embarrassed by your underwhelming performance?
Anonymous No.214332477 >>214332516 >>214332559
>>214332434
It's exactly the same as what you're doing, really, which is metaposting about the schizo. You are also indirectly giving it attention with posts like this and doing precisely what you're accusing me of. Sasuga, anon-kun. Something to consider.
Anonymous No.214332516
>>214332477
not really, i'm telling you to shut the fuck up assuming giving the benefit of the doubt that you're not collaborating with him but i guess you are so nothing i say matters anyway. i guess i'll come back to 100 posts deleted later.
Anonymous No.214332523
I'm way ahead of anyone of you.
Life is not fair though, i had to be involved with females like 28 years ago.
Anonymous No.214332559 >>214337525
>>214332477
Big surprise, you're a weeb. Opinion discarded.
Anonymous No.214332677
Anonymous No.214332725 >>214332980
>>214331722
Great actress though
Anonymous No.214332829
>>214332377
TNG had such great physical comedy.
Anonymous No.214332894 >>214333848
>>214329984
Not even AI slop could make this have an ass.
Anonymous No.214332919
Anonymous No.214332980
>>214332725
She was decent enough as an actress indeed.
... Terrible fake tits, but decent actress.
Sounds weird?
Anonymous No.214333264 >>214333366
star trek is for the uncs
Anonymous No.214333366
>>214333264
only uncs have SOVL
Anonymous No.214333390 >>214333426
Boobs nipples
Anonymous No.214333426
>>214333390
I really do miss the era of pointy breasts.
Anonymous No.214333746
pon farr with dr selar
Anonymous No.214333847 >>214333923 >>214334077 >>214345857
I like how Voyager looks.
Anonymous No.214333848
>>214330005
>>214330112
>>214330135
>>214330153
>>214332894
my brothers
Anonymous No.214333853
>Mind your own business mr Spock I'm sick of your half-breed interference, do you hear?
It's remarkable how Kirk and Spock knew ahead of time to use this secret phrase to communicate that Kirk was in fact captured and replaced with an android. Truly, there has never been such a dynamic starfleet duo as these two giants of the frontier.
Anonymous No.214333923
>>214333847
it's a chubby sovereign, it's kinda cute
Anonymous No.214334048 >>214334104 >>214334158
are kazon supposed to be space scots?
Anonymous No.214334077
>>214333847
voyager has a nice shape but the moving nacels are dumb
Anonymous No.214334104 >>214334117
>>214334048
They're literally black ghetto thugs. Their social organization was based on the bloods and crips.
Anonymous No.214334117 >>214337486
>>214334104
so they are scots then?
Anonymous No.214334118
Did Geordi have sex?
Anonymous No.214334158
>>214334048
they're poverty klingons but worse in every imaginable way
Anonymous No.214334159 >>214334196 >>214334250 >>214334925 >>214335058 >>214338021
Just watched Reunion for the first time.
>Worf's baby mama drops a little Worflet in his lap and then he just leaves the kid with his grandparents
Kek, based deadbeat dad. Great episode. Season 4 is amazing so far. When I watched 1 and 2 I was like, "TNG fans are crazy, these seasons are really good". Now I'm on 4 and it's so much better, every episode is like a mini motion picture kino, I understand how people don't like the early ones now. Worf's mate was great, I recognised her as the Vulcan doctor from that one episode. I was thinking she should be in the show more often then she died and I was really sad. Worf killing that fag Duras was awesome. The ending made me emotional. I hope to see more of Alexander. I remember Worf adopted some kid back in season 3 and then never mentioned him again so I don't have high hopes for Worf to be the dad that stepped up.
Anonymous No.214334164 >>214334207
>>214329879 (OP)
>still talking about unc trek
You know you've had about 5 shows since you can discuss right?
Anonymous No.214334196 >>214334243
>>214334159
He's a great father
Anonymous No.214334207 >>214334259
>>214334164
Im almost through with unc trek. saw most of the big episodes of TOS, TNG, and DS9, and currently finishing up season 2 of VOY. After this I can drop trek like a cold turkey!
Anonymous No.214334213 >>214334244 >>214334504
Anonymous No.214334243 >>214338016
>>214334196
Is warf just a WE WUZZer? he was raised but humans but goes HARD into his klingon HERITIGE. what age did he start actually living in klingon areas?
Anonymous No.214334244
>>214334213
only nutrek character i wanna fug
Anonymous No.214334250 >>214334373
>>214334159
>I hope to see more of Alexander.
I'll warn you that Alexander becomes a stock bratty kid trope that was popular back in the day. "Cousin Oliver Syndrome" I think they called it.
But it's not all bad, as season six's A Fistful of Datas is a series highlight for me at least
Anonymous No.214334259
>>214334207
*ahem* you shouldn't skip ENT, the ultimate unc trek
Anonymous No.214334302 >>214334443 >>214334479 >>214334532 >>214334606
ENT is the only Trek that matters
Anonymous No.214334307 >>214334363
How is holodeck use organized?
Anonymous No.214334321
>mfw unc hooks up with a vet tech
Anonymous No.214334342
>Be MICHAEL JONAS a secrete double agent on Voyager and Paris is fed up saga
>Be an absolute nothingburger
damn...
Anonymous No.214334363 >>214334391
>>214334307
holodeck rations.
Anonymous No.214334373 >>214334489
>>214334250
I'll take Alexander at his worst over Wesley any day.
Anonymous No.214334377 >>214334412
Anonymous No.214334391 >>214334703
>>214334363
Are they transferable with replicator rations?
Anonymous No.214334412 >>214334456
>>214334377
Can you shop Tilly into one of those outfits?
Anonymous No.214334426 >>214334535
Alexander really was not a "bratty kid" he understandably had some issues adjust to his mother's death, a change in environment and having a shitty father. You see later on with Lwxana he is actually not just a brat and he responds well to someone who doesn't treat him like a stupid defective Klingon and a burden like Worf does. He's not dumb.
Anonymous No.214334443
>>214334302
yeah if you're a dumb fucking coomer
Anonymous No.214334456 >>214334630
>>214334412
Done. Here she is squeezing into the crop top
Anonymous No.214334468 >>214337961
You will get horny and you will appreciate your boner, using your brain.
Anonymous No.214334479
>>214334302
Anonymous No.214334480
only Kira made me horny
Anonymous No.214334489 >>214334749
>>214334373
Wesley in season 4 is just a Sulu tier "guy who sits in the chair and presses buttons" though, Alexander at his worst is just offensive to the eyes and ears.
Anonymous No.214334504
>>214334213
she looks like a pumpkin
Anonymous No.214334532
>>214334302
How did this image get worse in quality? It's a png
Anonymous No.214334535 >>214334569 >>214334592
>>214334426
Alexander had a serial killer childhood. No long term maternal figure. A father who treats him as a burden. Living on a ship that’s in constant danger. Worf’s genes were the only thing keeping him from shooting up a school.
Anonymous No.214334555
pon far with t'pol
Anonymous No.214334569
>>214334535
>Worf’s genes were the only thing keeping him from shooting up a school.
Worf literally killed another kid when he was a kid so I would say that is not the case.
Anonymous No.214334592
>>214334535
>Alexander had a serial killer childhood.
Well, he's a klingon so it'll fit right in.
Anonymous No.214334606
>>214334302
The difference in writing and shooting style between the previous series’ and Enterprise is a malady of 90s vs 00s television. I enjoy many episodes of Enterprise but it gets bogged down by ratings grab β€œdemo” bullshit and tired stories, plus that vomit in the mouth finale.
Anonymous No.214334624
Anonymous No.214334630
>>214334456
Glorious
Anonymous No.214334643
>>214331722
>She had terrible fake tits.
Why are you like this every thread? Seek help
Anonymous No.214334680 >>214334704
Anonymous No.214334703
>>214334391
1.25 replicator rations for 1 holodeck ration is the going exchange rate on the voyager black market.
Anonymous No.214334704 >>214334729 >>214334731 >>214334732 >>214334775 >>214337997
>>214334680
ugly scarecrow
Anonymous No.214334729
>>214334704
Anonymous No.214334731
>>214334704
but enough about you
Anonymous No.214334732
>>214334704
she's a cute scarecrow.
Anonymous No.214334749 >>214334802
>>214334489
They never tried to make Alexander into a main character like they did with Wesley. He's a child who acts like a child not some gay prodigy being groomed for a Starfleet career he'll never be qualified for.
Anonymous No.214334775
>>214334704
I'm with this guy, I never found Yar particularly attractive
Anonymous No.214334776 >>214334845
I still think Manny Coto stepped up really well as showrunner for ENT. Shame he didn't get to do more.
Anonymous No.214334786 >>214334834 >>214334858 >>214336412 >>214340678
>>214329879 (OP)
is there an episode where they go to florida? I'd watch that
Anonymous No.214334802 >>214334906
>>214334749
>gay prodigy being groomed for a Starfleet career he'll never be qualified for.
Which is Wesley at his worst, and later Wesley is not even a main character which is why Wheaton quit. If you said Alexander at his worst is better than Wesley at his worst I would agree with you, but you did not.
Anonymous No.214334834 >>214334863
>>214334786
even if they did Trip is from the trashy panhandle part so why bother
Anonymous No.214334845 >>214334857
>>214334776
I think he did alright but just making everyone Romulan doesn't really work as a fix.

I think people go easy on him because we never got a chance to see if the Romulan storyline would sink or swim. Everybody just assumes it would've been great.
Anonymous No.214334857
>>214334845
not I. I know it would have sucked
Anonymous No.214334858
>>214334786
Symbiosis is a good snapshot of the Florida experience since we have so many people addicted to painkillers.
Anonymous No.214334863
>>214334834
They did but it was to see the parts that were vaporised haha spoiler!
Anonymous No.214334906
>>214334802
I just don't like Wesley.
Anonymous No.214334925
>>214334159
>I remember Worf adopted some kid back in season 3 and then never mentioned him again
One of many "oh yeah that happened" Worf moments.
Anonymous No.214334936 >>214334981 >>214335025
Trip would not be happy about this Florida vs USF game.

A chimp out leading to a retarded coach not calling a time-out and now USF only needs an extra-point to win, lel
Anonymous No.214334938
When did you get wilpilled?
Anonymous No.214334981
>>214334936
kek they lost
Anonymous No.214334984 >>214335036
Vulkan births can take upwards of 4 days to complete.
Anonymous No.214335025 >>214335074
>>214334936
refball is the most rigged major sport in history.
Anonymous No.214335036
>>214334984
Do Vulcans even cry at birth? I bet they’re also born wearing eyeshadow.
Anonymous No.214335058 >>214335098 >>214335165
>>214334159
>this is a 2 year old child according to Trek
TNG is in real time right? 1 season per 1 year voyage?
Anonymous No.214335074
>>214335025
cope
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.214335092 >>214335723 >>214337679
Handegg bad.
Anonymous No.214335098 >>214336016
>>214335058
Klingons grow fast. They also have extra muscles in their legs, that's why they're faster and can jump higher than white people.
Anonymous No.214335134 >>214335199
Andorians are basically space arabs. I dare you to prove me wrong.
Anonymous No.214335165 >>214335227
>>214335058
roughly speaking, yeah
apparently klingons mature really quickly
alexander in ds9 is like what, 8?
Anonymous No.214335199 >>214335239
>>214335134
that's clancy brown's race
andorians are one of the koreas, I think
Anonymous No.214335227 >>214335336 >>214335730 >>214335951
>>214335165
>when Worf killed that kid playing soccer he was full on Michael Dorn with beard and 6 foot 3

Really impressive that other kid managed to get up that high to headbutt him. He could’ve been a pro if not for that Klingon fucking shit.
Anonymous No.214335239 >>214335301 >>214335312
>>214335199
Bro they literally threaten to decapitate hostages in the first ENT episode that they make an appearance.
Anonymous No.214335301 >>214335349
>>214335239
So they're French
Anonymous No.214335312
>>214335239
they didn't actually do it though
Anonymous No.214335336 >>214335730 >>214335951
>>214335227
>Worf’s 6th grade school photo was Michael Dorn surrounded by 4 foot human children
Anonymous No.214335349
>>214335301
Why are you saying that like you're disagreeing with me?
Anonymous No.214335389
if I had to pick something Andorians remind me of it'd be the Crow tribe. fierce and violent reputation but they allied with the US against enemy tribes which is basically the situation with Shran and Archer vs the Vulcans
Anonymous No.214335475
or you know the mujahedeen who allied with america to fight the soviets
or the beduins who allied with the english to fight the turks
Anonymous No.214335676
>>214331523
All that sovl lost to CGI-slop.
Anonymous No.214335703 >>214335749 >>214335770 >>214338053 >>214340736
The number of characters in Star Trek Enterprise that prioritise honor and principles over unmitigated, unstoppable and unrestrained racial nationalism is honestly disgusting. You faggots made it sound like it was supposed to be redpilled conservative Trek but all I see is just a gang of moral cowards who are unwilling to do what needs to be done.
Anonymous No.214335723 >>214337538
>>214335092
3 taglines is too much desu
Anonymous No.214335730
>>214335227
>>214335336
kek
Anonymous No.214335749
>>214335703
go back
Anonymous No.214335770
>>214335703
i might agree with you if this was florida or singapore but its not is it
Anonymous No.214335951
>>214335227
>>214335336
The Rozhenko's going talk to the school principle after the first day of school after teachers have raised some worries
>Is this because he's a klingon?
>You said he was seven years old. He's almost six feet tall and the windows rumble when he speaks. He scares the other students whenever he, uhm, 'scowls' at them.
>So it IS because he's Klingon!
Anonymous No.214336016
>>214335098
ok Jimmy
Anonymous No.214336177 >>214336432 >>214336475 >>214336765
This guy comes up to you, says glorp glorp and gives you a wink, what do you do?
Anonymous No.214336234 >>214336297 >>214336462
dukat's dick moves sideways and up and down

i'm sorry. this shitpost has been in my head all day
Anonymous No.214336291
>>214330785
I mean, sometimes it's worth bothering to do the shelter thing, but that's like once every few years at most. Even with the warnings and shit 9/10 times it's more time efficient to just ride it out. You get a sense for it really quick. It's not like tornados in the Midwest where you're basically 100% fucked if you hear the sirens start and decide to stay above ground.
Anonymous No.214336297 >>214336344
>>214336234
Is this something all Cardassians can do, or only Dukat?
Anonymous No.214336344 >>214337562
>>214336297
no other Cardassian can fuck as good as him. maybe other could learn but they just don't bother.
Anonymous No.214336347
fat middle aged brand evangelists
Anonymous No.214336412
>>214334786
This is close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmLR3k6R1gE
Anonymous No.214336432
>>214336177
punt him into the treeline
Anonymous No.214336462 >>214337370
>>214336234
Cardies should have a cloaca and lay eggs.
Anonymous No.214336470
Anonymous No.214336475
>>214336177
>Fu Manchi mustaches
so racist
Anonymous No.214336639 >>214336699
I'm starting to think this guy is just advertising his shitty star trek ai slop music channel
Anonymous No.214336699 >>214336932 >>214337009 >>214337177
>>214336639
ai music is horrible atm. general voice stuff is good, but music is going to take a while
Anonymous No.214336765 >>214337343
>>214336177
I send moopsy to eat his notochord
Anonymous No.214336932 >>214337076
>>214336699
It'll just never be as good as the real thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx5c_JZIM6M
Anonymous No.214337009 >>214337076
>>214336699
General voice stuff is also clearly synthetic. You hear AI voices slipping into more and more ads. But it’s so so stiff and lifeless, it doesn’t pass for human cadence at all.
Anonymous No.214337076
>>214336932
of course it wont. the same as ai art (or text) will never produce a signature piece. its just a fun thing to mess with, shouldnt be taken to seriously

>>214337009
its still leagues better than the old audio stuff where it sounded like a mac or steven hawking trying to read a sentence. one of the uses for ai voice i have is turning books into audiobooks so i can listen to on bike rides
Anonymous No.214337177 >>214337307 >>214337391
>>214336699
I like humor ai songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eW9FpnLRL0
Anonymous No.214337307 >>214337694
>>214337177
discusting
Anonymous No.214337343 >>214337406 >>214337737 >>214339233
>>214336765
>had to look it up
>lower decks
>joke is cute thing is actually monster
fuck me that's pathetic
Anonymous No.214337370
>>214336462
They could do balancing acts with the eggs on the spoon of their spoonheads like trained seals.
Anonymous No.214337391
>>214337177
not gonna watch all that but i'm familiar with the music ai stuff because my friend does it. it always sounds like the beat is there, but then any lyrics are complete jibberish - i might as well try listening to the sims speak. its just not quite there yet
Anonymous No.214337406 >>214337438
>>214337343
>will complain about literally everything no matter how petty
kill yourself
Anonymous No.214337438 >>214337556 >>214337713
>>214337406
Come on, man. It's like the laziest joke you couls possibly do short of a "who's on first?" bit.
Anonymous No.214337486 >>214337957
>>214334117
Show me one black Scotsman who isn't Demoman TF2
Anonymous No.214337525 >>214338294
>>214332559
Being weeb and Trekkie go hand in hand. Ever heard of Michael Okuda?
Anonymous No.214337538
>>214335723
Lot of old posters were like this it's fairly spot on
Anonymous No.214337556 >>214339688
>>214337438
Who's on first is an old bit but it's not lazy.
Anonymous No.214337562
>>214336344
The reason why he kept losing Bajoran sex slaves was because his dick was just too good for them
Anonymous No.214337679
>>214335092
Not really tho
Anonymous No.214337694
>>214337307
At least AI can spell. No wonder the Powers That Be are keen to replace so many people with AI.
Anonymous No.214337713 >>214338351 >>214339688
>>214337438
At this point the subversion would be having a cute mascot thing stay cute and small the whole time. When you see a cute thing in a comedy show, you know it’s going to turn into a monster.
Anonymous No.214337737
>>214337343
>he has no experience with little girls
Anonymous No.214337760
Nutrek is not funny
Anonymous No.214337846
>>214330018
>namefag
Anonymous No.214337956
Anonymous No.214337957
>>214337486
I have almost 4,000 hours in TF2.
Anonymous No.214337961
>>214334468
An officer at Hoshi’s level would not cover up their boobs. I deduce that this is not Hoshi. Possibly when she came back from the transporter she was no longer the real Hoshi. I think she’d let people stare at her nude body.
Anonymous No.214337980
Anonymous No.214337985 >>214338009 >>214338321
Any trek made post ENT isn't real Star Trek.
Anonymous No.214337997
>>214334704
Agreed.
Anonymous No.214338009 >>214338321
>>214337985
Based
Anonymous No.214338016 >>214338047
>>214334243
He's compensating hard. He's the biggest nerd of a Klingon we ever see. He's basically LGBT if Klingons had that.
Anonymous No.214338021
>>214334159
>Duras stabs Worf's girlfriend to death because she called him a (((Ferengi)))
It's absolutely insane how on the nose that metaphor is
Anonymous No.214338047
>>214338016
no he's the Ken-sama of Klingons despite actually being a Klingon. he's definitely more like a weeaboo.
Anonymous No.214338053
>>214335703
Watch Voyager and DS9 if you want to see genocide
Anonymous No.214338078
Anonymous No.214338098
Anonymous No.214338263 >>214338357
>>214332234
It would be great to make her get fat as she gets old
Anonymous No.214338294
>>214337525
Michael Okuda isn't a weeb; he was born in Japan.
Anonymous No.214338321 >>214338498
>>214337985
>>214338009
t. Star Trek critic (not fan)
Anonymous No.214338351
>>214337713
A Choo Choo Cabrilla!
Anonymous No.214338357
>>214338263
Why, when there are plenty of other actresses that did? Leave Phoebe Cates alone.
Anonymous No.214338467
Anonymous No.214338498 >>214338540 >>214339094
>>214338321
true trek fan death squads will be sent to your coordinates imminently.(me being one of them)
Anonymous No.214338540
>>214338498
Do it faget you won't get past the booby traps
Anonymous No.214338604
Alright, alright. We all have a lot of fun and games here but do you know the ONE THING I actually LIKE about Nu Trek?

Nothing
Anonymous No.214338907 >>214338935 >>214338953 >>214338959
i love trek (tos through ent)
Anonymous No.214338935
>>214338907
Correct.
Anonymous No.214338953
>>214338907
THIS is the post
Anonymous No.214338959 >>214339097 >>214339977
>>214338907
you mean tos though voy?
Anonymous No.214339094
>>214338498
So I take it the "le hecking magic psychic powers" didn't work out? https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211838071/#p211853534
Anonymous No.214339097 >>214339271
>>214338959
i was a trekkie before ent started and i remember being mad that they weren't continuing the timeline after voyager getting home. how would the federation use that armor and stuff??

i was totally ok with ent after like 5 eps though. it really has 2 great seasons of exploran (before the xindi shit) that other shows needed to find their footing
Anonymous No.214339136
I'm not even really a dog person but Porthos is so freaking cute
Anonymous No.214339233
>>214337343
based truther
Anonymous No.214339271 >>214339327
>>214339097
Rewatched the premiere because H&I and man... it's rougher than I remember. But I guess a rocky start was just ST tradition at that point.
Anonymous No.214339305
>>214331642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DunRM2xqH2o
Anonymous No.214339327 >>214339331 >>214339398
>>214339271
pilot eps will never be good. i guess furutama had one? thats about it. for me it was seeing archer brought down several pegs - he wanted to go exploring, then realized he needed weapons. after that he's never as wide-eyed about exploring

it was good char development and something they never tried with other captains
Anonymous No.214339331 >>214339367
>>214339327
Emissary is good
Anonymous No.214339367
>>214339331
i do like emissary because its fuckin wild
Anonymous No.214339398 >>214339505
>>214339327
I dunno, Encounter and Farpoint and Broken Bow were pretty kino
Anonymous No.214339505 >>214340228
>>214339398
encounter at farpoint is a terrible ep. the only reason we like it is because we know how shlocky it is
Anonymous No.214339646 >>214339943
so it's funny that strange new worlds is the first trek is decades that doesn't suck fat giant smelly cock and yet they are cancelling it. this ip is cursed.
Anonymous No.214339688
>>214337556
Writing it is, I mean. People still put it in their script because they can't even slightly alter something to be original, same with this. Acting it is an absolute bitch, I know from experience as a theater kid. Modern Major General is also WAY harder than it looks/sounds, it's like a joke you have to play on key on note with zero breaks, FUCK patter songs.
>>214337713
For sure. The most they'll do is make it a friendly monster, which is fine as a subversion I guess, but it's still incredibly hackneyed.
Anonymous No.214339709 >>214339840 >>214339884
Anonymous No.214339802 >>214339943
Do not engage with gay nu worlds faggot
Anonymous No.214339840
>>214339709
Holy shit, is this real?
Anonymous No.214339865 >>214339931
DS9 was the first nutrek
Anonymous No.214339884
>>214339709
this little guy has more rhythm than the entire thread combined
Anonymous No.214339931 >>214340002
>>214339865
If you say this again, I will rape your Cocker spaniel. Sean.
Anonymous No.214339943 >>214340236
>>214339646
But it DOES suck fat giant smelly cock at least every other episode. Half of the episodes are unbearable comedy skits, like the last one where apparently none of the four actors knew what a Vulcan acted like, especially egregious example being Pike acting like a fucking Conehead. After that, the remaining half are either halfway decent or blatant ripoffs. The crashed Constitution episode was just Alien(s), the last episode that came out was just Enemy Mine. It has way more potential than STD, sure, but the writers need to be kicked in the groin several times and told they get ONE comedy skit episode a season, max.
>>214339802
I need to, as I am watching the show, because he's like 3/10ths right.
Anonymous No.214339977
>>214338959
Enterprise is good
Anonymous No.214340002
>>214339931
Suck my dick Sean. Glokus.
Anonymous No.214340045
if there's no double axe handle choppa it's not star trek, simple as
Anonymous No.214340228 >>214340696 >>214341533
>>214339505
Exactly. It's never a good sign when a TV series starts right off with divine intervention. It's a sign the writers have already run out of ideas.
Anonymous No.214340236 >>214340319
>>214339943
>But it DOES suck fat giant smelly cock at least every other episode. Half of the episodes are unbearable comedy skits, like the last one where apparently none of the four actors knew what a Vulcan acted like, especially egregious example being Pike acting like a fucking Conehead. After that, the remaining half are either halfway decent or blatant ripoffs. The crashed Constitution episode was just Alien(s), the last episode that came out was just Enemy Mine. It has way more potential than STD, sure, but the writers need to be kicked in the groin several times and told they get ONE comedy skit episode a season, max.
My nigga. For me, 80/20 rule applies. 80% should be serious and thought provoking, 20% lighthearted and funny. Spread it thru the season as you see fit, but that's what you get. Make humorous go-to-credits bits, data's day, ferengi eps. Whatever. It's your vision. But you get 20% season airtime and not one beat more. There I solved SNW.
Anonymous No.214340319 >>214340534
>>214340236
I understand where you're coming from, but I still have to disagree. Since there's only 10 episodes a season, a 1:9 ratio of funny:serious makes much more sense. In TNG, they had nearly 30 episodes a season, and roughly 3 "funny" episodes per season, the winning formula must be closer to 1:9 than 2:8. I put funny in quotations because usually the comedy was a braced by a serious A or B plot depending on how much funny they were going for.
Anonymous No.214340347
vulkans are not black, they are simple white by other means.
Anonymous No.214340534 >>214340606
>>214340319
I'm also counting extremely incidental stuff like the jokes in the Dixon hill eps
Anonymous No.214340606
>>214340534
I do suppose that would bring it closer, but I'd equate those to the occasional quips they already toss around in SNW's more serious episodes. Not funny to me, but I'm sure that's the intent.
Anonymous No.214340678
>>214334786
florida is the a major plot point for season 3
Anonymous No.214340696
>>214340228
But hiring John de Lancie was an inspired choice that bore much fruit throughout the run.
Anonymous No.214340736 >>214340995
>>214335703
haven't made it this far yet how many dexter characters are there?
Anonymous No.214340995
>>214340736
>Dexter character
>not recognizing him as mother fucking RoboCop
I'm disappointed in you, Anon.
Anonymous No.214341533
>>214340228
Q doesn't influence the resolution of encounter at farpoint
Anonymous No.214341593 >>214341611 >>214342176
Alexander is an exponentially worse character than Wesley, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Anonymous No.214341610 >>214341683 >>214342003
Poop from a butt shit fart, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Anonymous No.214341611 >>214341704 >>214341797
>>214341593
Trook

Wesley starts out bad and gets better over time
Alexander starts out as a non entity plot device and then gets ungodly bad over time
Anonymous No.214341683 >>214341737
>>214341610
Klingon child hands typed this post.
Anonymous No.214341704
>>214341611
At least Alexander just faded away gracefully instead of committing mutiny for some Indians and then escaping with a magical teleporting pedophile.
Anonymous No.214341737 >>214341819
>>214341683
Klingon child hands are bigger than yours.
Anonymous No.214341797 >>214341844 >>214342065
>>214341611
Sons and Daughters was the final nail in Alexander’s coffin. Horrible performance for a worthless character.
Anonymous No.214341819
>>214341737
Herbert.
Anonymous No.214341844
>>214341797
In STO they kill him off in the first mission for Klingon characters. I've always found that incredibly funny.
Anonymous No.214342003
>>214341610
Trvke.
Anonymous No.214342065 >>214342213
>>214341797
He's only 8 here. And Gabrielle Union thought he was cute.
Anonymous No.214342157 >>214342375 >>214342610
I liked Alexander's plot in Sons and Daughters. The way I see it he was true to himself despite Worf not accepting him for the way he was. He made his own way in life and was comfortable in his own skin even if it wasn't being the "ideal" Klingon Worf always forced upon him. So in the end he overcame Worf's utter shit parenting and became his own person well adjusted enough to roll with the punches of being different and laughed at. Even though the others didn't take him seriously he didn't take it as bad as someone like Worf would have who always came off as insecure especially when it came to other Klingons. tl;dr I ended up respecting Alexander more than I ever respected Worf
Anonymous No.214342176 >>214342190
>>214341593
Alexander was better by the end than Wesley was at any point. I also don't have to see the soiboi actor shilling anything, which is a plus
Anonymous No.214342190
>>214342176
I would rather listen to him shill stuff, he had a really pleasant deep voice
Anonymous No.214342213
>>214342065
Its ok in klingon kulture.
Anonymous No.214342300 >>214342368 >>214342423 >>214345630
Do you guys ONLY watch Trek? I wanted to start watching The Sopranos but I'm not finished TNG. So I figure I'll watch it after TNG, BUT! After TNG I want to watch DS9. All my tv time is Trek Trek Trek.
Anonymous No.214342368 >>214342759
>>214342300
well yes but i'm obsessed with trek
Anonymous No.214342375 >>214342610
>>214342157
Worf was such a dick. He gets inducted into the house of Martok to regain his honor but forgets to tell Martok he has a son.
Anonymous No.214342423 >>214342633
>>214342300
no one is obsessed with it, its just old and we've seen it a million times. yet we still watch because its great tv overall

space scifi is far and few between these days. whats been good in the last 20 years? the bsg reboot for 3 seasons and early seasons of the expanse?
Anonymous No.214342432 >>214342589
>O'Brien's daughter is full on asian
Idk bros, were there any asian ensigns mid TNG?
Anonymous No.214342589
>>214342432
Nurse Ogawa
Anonymous No.214342610
>>214342157
>>214342375
I doubt anyone would disagree that Worf is genuinely one of the worst parents that is an otherwise decent person in all of TV. It's amazing Alexander didn't grow up full of neuroses like a Klingon Barclay.
Anonymous No.214342633 >>214342717 >>214343230
>>214342423
Falling Skies starts out bad but gets decent.
Anonymous No.214342717 >>214342803
>>214342633
never seen it. sell me on it with any scene (video)
Anonymous No.214342759 >>214342916
>>214342368
I always liked those cups.
Anonymous No.214342803 >>214342890 >>214342919
>>214342717
Jeez, it's been ages since I saw it. Let me try to recall a decent one.
https://youtu.be/ckSbbVBu9wM
Anonymous No.214342890 >>214343676
>>214342803
thats actually pretty based, are all eps like that?
Anonymous No.214342916
>>214342759
they do look wonderful to drink hot drinks out of
Anonymous No.214342919 >>214343676
>>214342803
the diologue feels kinda amatuer.
Anonymous No.214343230 >>214343273
>>214342633
Falling skies starts out decent but gets bad
Ftfy
Anonymous No.214343273 >>214343710 >>214344043
>>214343230
where would you stop?
for some other shows like battlestar, i know exactly when it start to go to shit
Anonymous No.214343446 >>214344344 >>214345116
just watched "The Thaw".
It was a pretty rad concept and the circus people are legit creepy
Anonymous No.214343676
>>214342890
Mostly, there's a lot of battles and in the earlier episodes a lot of Walking Dead type shit where they meander through wreckage and such, but well worth getting through.
>>214342919
Well, it's certainly not on classic Trek's level, but few things are. I'll say it's about the same as the first couple seasons of Andromeda, and far better than the last season of it.
Anonymous No.214343710 >>214343740 >>214343805 >>214344287 >>214345630
>>214343273
BSG is worth watching to the end for Kara's Coordinates, Galactica breaking her back, and Galen's realization.
Anonymous No.214343740 >>214343809
>>214343710
The final five bullshit really drags it down but the mutiny story in the last season was good.
Anonymous No.214343805 >>214343864 >>214345630
>>214343710
the ending was so shit and they DRUG IT OUT for like twice many eps at needed. bsg peaked by end of season 2, it was good til season 3 but when you notice the decline.
Anonymous No.214343809
>>214343740
True, as much as I love the result in Kara's Coordinates I really hate how much the angel/clone/etc talk comes up after they find her corpse.
Anonymous No.214343864 >>214343934 >>214343968
>>214343805
I just love the soundtrack for the end of it, it's absolutely perfect. There was definitely a decline in the rest of the show after the in-atmo jump episode, but the music never dipped.
https://youtu.be/X_HBIm_8BOE
That climax at ~3:15 is electrifying.
Anonymous No.214343934
>>214343864
The new caprica jump episode was definitely the high point of the series
Anonymous No.214343944
>>214329984
Pathetic.
Anonymous No.214343968 >>214344118
>>214343864
https://youtu.be/5Teb-nW7efk?t=175
Anonymous No.214344043
>>214343273
Difficult to say, maybe when the super Saiyan daughter comes into the picture
Anonymous No.214344070 >>214344304
I tried watching BSG but it fucking looks terrible. Did they shoot it on a camcorder?
Anonymous No.214344118
>>214343968
So good, god damn, you can hear the relief so clearly in the music. Bear McCreary is a genius, man. This and Sarah Connor Chronicles would be like a 6-7/10 for me without his sound.
Anonymous No.214344287 >>214345630
>>214343710
Galactica last misson is incredible
Anonymous No.214344304
>>214344070
You don't deserve pure unfiltered Kino, don't watch it
Anonymous No.214344344
>>214343446
Just watched it recently it really is solid and insaneway taunting Fear at the end is fantastic
Anonymous No.214344494
THE FEEEAAARRR
Anonymous No.214345116 >>214345595 >>214345645
>>214343446
VOY has the highest calibre guest stars. Jason Alexander, the Rock, Brad Dourif, Lori Petty, Kurtwood Smith, Sarah Silverman, Andy Dick, Virginia Madsen
Anonymous No.214345213
>I AM NOT A GEEZER! I am not a geezer! I KNOW he posted NuTrek. Everything after ENT, as if I could ever make such a mistake, never, never!
Anonymous No.214345336 >>214345584
SNW S3 was terrible, S5 will be the final season
Lower Decks cancelled
Prodigy cancelled after two seasons

What is the end goal here? Do they even have one after cancelling or ruining their successes that have revived the franchise for the newer generation?
Anonymous No.214345584
>>214345336
>Prodigy cancelled after two seasons
Despite having the same amount of episodes as Pickle Dreck
Anonymous No.214345595 >>214345669 >>214345678
>>214345116
The Rock wasn't really The Rock when he was on Voyager. That was still early on for him.

DS9 had Louise Fletcher, Tony Todd, Jonathan Banks, Paul Dooley, James Cromwell, Clint Howard, Iggy Pop, Vanessa Williams, Kurtwood Smith, Steven Berkoff, Wallace Shawn, and probably others I'm forgetting. And a few of them had important characters, not just one-offs.
Anonymous No.214345630
>>214343805
>>214344287
>>214343710
BSG is one of those shows where it was great in the moment due to cultural zeitgeist stuff but after the fact it isn't that special. And unlike Star Trek, which has a ton of replayability, BSG doesn't really have any of that. If you know what's going to happen, it's just meh.

It's very much like Game of Thrones in that way.

>>214342300
I've been watching the newest season of Dexter (surprisingly good) and Foundation (pretty retarded, but at least Empire are good characters).
Anonymous No.214345641
>>214329984
Terrible, she has no ass!
Anonymous No.214345645 >>214345927
>>214345116
Stunt casting doesn't bode confidence for me desu. TNG was able to get guest stars off the street corner and still pop 20 million viewers.
Anonymous No.214345669 >>214345702 >>214345771 >>214345775
>>214345595
>Tony Tod
DS9 ruined Kurn
>James Cromwell,
TNG and ENT
>Clint Howard,
ENT
>Kurtwood Smith
VOY
>Wallace Shawn
Cringe, Princess Bride is shit. Krull is shit. Neverending Story is shit.
Anonymous No.214345678 >>214345775
>>214345595
Jonathan Banks wasn't really Jonathan Banks when he was mallwalking. That was still early on for him.
Anonymous No.214345702
>>214345669
>Clint Howard,
DISCO too.
Anonymous No.214345710
>>214329984
For me it's the augment.
Anonymous No.214345771
>>214345669
>Princess Bride is shit
aliens walk among us, and they have shit taste
Anonymous No.214345775
>>214345678
Jonathan Banks was an Emmy nominated actor that had been acting for 15 years and had been in some big movies (Airplane, Gremlins, Beverly Hills Cop) by then. Bit different than The Rock in his first acting gig ever
>>214345669
Tony Todd was also great as Old Jake Sisko in one of the best episodes of the series.
>discounting only four (4) of the eleven (11) characters I listed
If you're going to do that then you should also remove Jason Alexander (Prodigy) and Kurtwood Smith (DS9). And the rest are either minor characters or shit actors.
Anonymous No.214345857
>>214333847
delete this
Anonymous No.214345883
>>214345880

>>214345880

>>214345880
Anonymous No.214345927
>>214345645
Jean Simmons was the biggest stunt casting in Trek. Most folks are fans of Angel Face and Black Narcissus. Like I am. TNG producers knew the audience wouldn't be able to resist watching
Anonymous No.214346658
Star Wars thread