Thread 214332039

>>214332039 (OP)
Will it make 10 Millie?

>>214332104
it won't do over 4-5M total

>>214332039 (OP)
I was going to ask "Why did they give a $100 million budget to a man who has never made a profitable movie"

But I looked it up and the budget has ballooned to $175 million now
For being ruthless capitalists Hollywood sure makes a lot of questionable decisions like that

>>214332141
His wife ain’t even black what’s with all the black shit

>>214332141
Hollywood is for money laundering

>>214332039 (OP)
I'm going to see this, I don't fuck with politics. Kino is Kino.

>>214332039 (OP)
>antifa
>pregnant woman who gives birth

they wouldn't tolerate that. they're the mandatory abortion faction.

>>214332104
Probs, but it wont make anywhere near 100M

I haven't laughed this hard at a Wikipedia article in a very long time
It's like a shitpost about zoomers come to life
A human meme instead of a human being

>>214332141
Because it has Leo in it
That alone means in won't make less than 250M by the end

>>214332632
Better than marijuana pepsi

>>214332632
>1999 or 2000
They don’t even know her year of birth kek

>>214332141
wtf that lady is his wife? Lol

>>214332039 (OP)
>One Battle After Another
>Sovereign
>Eddington

What did Hollywood mean by this

>>214332632
>>214332686
>>214332707
>>214332330

>>214332607
KOTFM was a bloated auteur DiCaprio movie and it made $150m. Normal audiences don't seem to take well to PTA's quirks though.

If Terrence Malick made a movie about Antifa would it be kino?

>>214332714
That’s his domme

>>214332732
He wanted to make a movie about Che. That project eventually evolved into Soderbergh’s Che.

>>214332330
Not for Black women

>>214332726
>making fun of zoomers is anti-woke rage
bot malfunctioning

>>214332635
lol

>>214332864
Streaming movie howbeit

>>214332199
She's half black.

>>214332983
Dang she ugly as fuck

>>214332141
being a sociopath doesn't make you smart
makes you less smart if anything, there's stuff they just can't understand

>>214332983
>half black
>half white
>half native american
>half eskimo
>100% street shitter

>>214332864
Isn't that one of the most watched movies on Netflix?

>>214332726
>if you don't want all the newest slop you will enjoy nothing, because, uh, you can't just enjoy older media instead - that's impossible!

>>214333464
Thanks for illustrating my point with that screenshot of the Netflix catalogue in 2025.

>>214332726
>I cannot cosoom the latest media oh noo
A retard drew this comic, I can sense the presence of an ill mind at work here

>>214332726
>the only way to enjoy life is by watching retard shit

>>214332039 (OP)
That is the ugliest, stupidest image I’ve ever seen. Won’t be watching.

>>214332726
literally me t b h

>>214332039 (OP)
I get the feeling he's gonna do some Eddington shit where it's not pro-Antifa at all and makes good points about both sides (not equating them, but fair points nonetheless). At least, I hope that's what he's doing.

>>214333464
This meme is only true is you're a morbidly obese retard who cares about theme parks.

>>214332039 (OP)

>A pregnant female soldier
>Weaker than a male equivalent, thus limiting her contributions to a war (just look how even non-pregnant female IDF conscripts fail basic military normatives which even a weak male can do easily)
>Is unable to help the war by supporting domestic economy (actually equally or even better to a male equivalent), because the bitch desided sewing military uniforms is way worse than running around useless with a gun
>Has a huge debuff (her belly), thus any active movement poses a danger to her and the baby

Do Americans really?

>>214332726
I read old books. Don't be a nigger, start with the greeks

>>214332141
$$ for reinforcing "culture war" shit so NPCs are distracted from what politicos-corpo are doing to grab resources + force a surveillance network.

>>214332039 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S UNMARKETABLE SLOP

>>214332199
Her mom was Minnie Riperton, a black singer

>>214332632
Why does she have a birthday range? They don't know when she was born ?

>we want the thomas pynchon audience
>makes this trash
wtf man, just adapt V. if you want this. I guess he just only read the two bullshit Pynchon lite novelsa because... nigga just adapt V.

>>214332983
Imagine getting mogged by Kamala harris

>>214332632
hey at least she trained in kickboxing, i respect that. unless it's cardio kickboxing bullshit

>>214332039 (OP)
I AM WOMAN!
HEAR ME ROAAAAARR!!!!

>>214332726
>>214332771
>>214334835
Seething for 2 hours lmao

>>214332039 (OP)
>>214334803
I thought that was Leonardo all this time

>>214334922
This is based

>>214332039 (OP)
>We want the non-existence audience
>say no more senpai. You want no one to watch this movie? I'll have so few people watching this, it will in fact be seen by less people than had it never been made

>>214335031
>>214335045

>>214332104
The budget is almost $200m.

>>214332726
The guy who drew this and the people who find it funny also watch 8 hour breadtube videos how X is actually racist

>>214333731
>we want the middle aged suburban neutered white male who doesn't watch movies audience

>>214332039 (OP)
They're either fucking up the marketing on purpose or they hired the most incompetent retards in the market. It's inspired by Pynchon so it clearly won't be 'le heckin Antifa are cool guise'. And while PTA often critiques capitalism, he's never preachy about it.

>>214333098
Yeah, in the same way Enron is one of the most successful companies of all time

>>214333706
>Do Americans really?
Marxists are not Americans.

>>214332039 (OP)
Americans are so buck broken they can't even enjoy a film without worrying what "side" it's on

Fucking kek, here's a newsflash it doesn't matter because all your politicians are Israeli and no matter who you vote you will still give trillions to Israel before any American citizen. You have no choice, sort of like your first 10 minutes on earth when the nice Jewish doctor cuts off the tip of your penis and your mother laughs because it "looked weird (natural)" then the doctor charges your dad and he smiles like a cuck before handing over the credit card.

>>214335123
Tommy is clearly an actual anarchist, but not an antifa faggot commie one. This was a shit choice to adapt and an event shittier choice to "loosely" adapt. If he wanted to make a radical anarchist movie based on a Pynchon book he should have just shot V. Vineland might not be mindblowing but it's clearly too deep for PTA's retarded ass if he needs to tweak it.

>>214332983
scary photo

>>214335256
>they can't even enjoy a film without worrying what "side" it's on

I am not going to pay for communist swines, even by accident, unlike you who is taxed by your turd world government so that they can give it to your commie filmmakers.

>>214332039 (OP)
>shitty actor, shit actor, faggot actor, gay actor
probably will be kino right?

>>214332635
Leo in this looks like a dickhead, in the trailer trying to do funny lines and falling down. This is gonna be a disaster.

>>214335205
>>214335255
>>214335256

>>214332039 (OP)
Is it smart to be firing that when pregnant, you know, it jostles the fetus

>>214335469
Mud pits are really fun. You're missing out.

>>214335469
Is that supposed to upset anyone?
Your cult is filled exclusively with the most degenerate, unlikable, unintelligent, ugly troons and shitskins imaginable, and all you have is, "u-ur le redneck!"

>>214332141
There Will Be Blood and Boogie Nights were both profitable. They both made back 3x the budget.

>>214332726
anon if I were to quit my job and dedicate 16 hours of my day just to finish my backlog of old movies, tv shows, games and books I have right now I would need to stay alive well past 150.
There is zero reason to subject yourself to current year crap

>>214335639
>homogenous community enjoying life and their surroundings
If only you knew what that felt like.

>>214335205
OH N-

>>214335345
>Unlike you
enjoy your day off goyim, back to work tomorrow to make more shekels!

>>214335303
Pynchon isn't an anarchist. His literary project is the disclosure of America's imperialist deep state as it grew before and after WWII. He's not a Marxist (because he already wrote a positive article on luddites) but he's not an anarchist either. He's left-wing, that's for sure.

>>214335469
where can I enjoy this pastime? I'm in a southeastern state. pls respnd.

isn't this "dirtbag left" stuff outdated by at least 5 years?

>>214332039 (OP)

is this how liberals view themselves?

>>214336617
Yes

>>214335745
>Thomas Pynchon is actually..... uh... a modern shitlib!
You're a retard and he's various obviously a purist anarchist

>>214332039 (OP)
The recoil from that mag inevitably hitting her belly won't be too good for the baby.

>>214337211
Nor the decibel level.

>>214337131
You don’t know what you’re talking about, do you?

>>214337399
These niggas look rad as hell.
What's your point?

>>214337211
>caring about the welfare of a nigglet fetus
NGMI

>>214337399
WOULD

>>214337578
LMAO, lil bro has never been muddin and he tryna throw shade

After finishing the book and watching the trailer again I really don't see any connections to Vineland beyond father and daughter go looking for estranged mother. If there is more to it and they accurately depict characters like Brock Vond and Mucho Mass it has the chance to be good

>>214336617
100% yes. The Boomers think they're 60s radicals and the Millennials think they're activists and the Zoomers think they're Antifa. And some of them are, but most just consume and regurgitate propaganda and do harm in other ways such as brainwashing students as teachers.

>>214337311
Nope

>>214332039 (OP)

Hollywood could make the Baader-Meinhof Gang uncool.

>>214334922
SOVL

>>214332039 (OP)
So STRONK!

>>214332039 (OP)
>>214334803

>>214332039 (OP)
That can't be safe for the child. Even ignoring lead, it can hear outsides.

>>214332726
Was Chase Infinite Pain born in 1999 or 2000?

looks like the typical jew allegory of good white man self sacrifices so niggers can take over america's future. Literally 100 films and shows with the same plot.

>>214332686
Hey hey hey…that’s DOCTOR Marijuana Pepsi

>>214332141
How are budgets this out of control? They used to make movies like this all the time in the late 2000s for <$20M.

>>214332983
How the fuck can you make it as an actress and be uglier than Kamala?

>>214332635
>don’t look up made a box office of 800’000

Lol

i just want to jerk it to the pregnant parts i dont care about anything else

>>214332039 (OP)
what's the point in all these fake macho woman movies??? my daughter keeps asking about Barbie movies this shit is so gay lmao

>>214332039 (OP)
What’s vistavison?

>>214332632
nigga named after a fucking credit card: $200 referral offer, sign up for Chase Infiniti today!

>>214332632
How did she go from graduating from a "performance course" in 2022 to having a main role in a Gyllenhaal led TV show in 2023 to having a lead role in a DiCaprio led PTA flick? That's an absolutely insane career trajectory.

>>214340082
>>214339195
>>214338257

>>214332039 (OP)
If it's PTA I'll watch it no matter what, even if the Pizza flick was just okay and used too many pop hits.

>>214339785
I wonder what we'll find about her the deeper we dig into her past. The fact they can't even list her actual birthday tells me they have other details missing as well.

>>214335639
>>214335469
Looks fun desu

>>214340082
I wish I was billionaire. I have a theory; the further left (in the modern sense) you are, the higher mutational load you carry as an individual. I would love nothing more than to fund the research at a prestigious university. All the anecdotal evidence indicates that there's something tragically wrong with these people at the genetic level

>>214337211
>recoil from that mag
Its a light tap not a mike tyson punch

>>214339785
>>214341042
I felt that kind of bizarre suspicion about Briana Middleton

>she was going to play Belle in a new Disney's Beauty and the Beast live action until it went to development hell
>she was going to play Maria in a Sam Esmail directed remake of Metropolis until he left to do Bond instead
>she is now on set as Molly Millions in the upcoming Neuromancer

How the fuck did a girl nobody ever heard of who had zero acting jobs land the lead in THREE different $200 million projects

>>214341654
Being brown in an era of wokefaggotry.

>>214341654
>she is now on set as Molly Millions in the upcoming Neuromancer
Grim.
The X-Files S5E11 "Kill Switch" written by Gibson and this is who played notMolly in the episode.

>>214339785
Gyllenhall isn't that big of a star and these kind of random mini-series basically exist to find new actors
PTA probably wanted to be "bold" by casting a nobody at least somwhere with an otherwise big name cast (probably not even PTA's idea, just WB trying to desperately make the film seem more mainstream)

>>214333615
The person who draws this comic is a literal tranny. Not even a good-looking one, either. Buffalo Bill tier.

>>214340082
Seeing the seething caused from the Kenosha Kid not getting sentenced was extremely cathartic. I only wish the faggot in this photo also died.

>>214340501
You need a better hobby, Israelisquizo.

>>214343561
I think he got run over by a car recently.

>>214334835
I look like this

>>214335076
Oof.
It'll be lucky to make $30m.
>>214332632
Who the fuck names their kid after a line from Toy Story and actually tells people about it? How are these people real?

>>214341654
>>214339785
They wanted to push more ghetto blacks into movies and believed that after George Floyd they could shame people into supporting it.
Unfortunately for them, the vast majority of the planet does not like black people and doesn't want to see them in movies.

>>214333098
Most of the most-watched movies on Netflix are fucking awful. People watch them because they come with the package and are new content to consume and forget them 5 minutes after the credits roll. Netflix is the McDonald's of the movie industry, mass-produced slop that fills you up while you're eating it but leaves you empty five minutes later.

>>214332039 (OP)
>antifa
is the right still trying to make them a boogeyman

>>214344400
Jewish terrorists need to be rounded up and shot.

He's gonna beg DDL for another kino after this flops big time

>>214332039 (OP)
White men and black women dont interact with each other irl. This cast makes no sense

>>214332141
>But I looked it up and the budget has ballooned to $175 million now
It's like they're speedrunning into crashing the Hollywood industry.

>>214344605
He came back from retirement to kickstart his son's directing career lmao

>>214343208
Pottery

>>214335682
everytime this pic gets posted i look through every photo and count the number of people who would look "somewhat" normal if they cleaned themselves up a bit, and everytime i stop at like 3 or 4 people
These are the ones who won the culture war btw. What an utter travesty

>>214340082

*record scratch*

>>214345693

They didn't win anything. They are the lumpenproles used as cannon fodder for misanthropic jews.

>>214345693
I have to wonder how you came to the conclusion that the leftists won the culture war. Literally how ? I they lost brutally not only is the culture war dead they are systematically being buried by the trump administration.

How do you in your head believe they won? What did they win? People can’t even get canceled anymore

>>214335724
>killed by black male
>killed by latino male
>killed by black male
>killed by latino male
So every killer was a MAN? And you still argue with women when they say men are dangerous?

far left terrorism was so kino 50 years ago... what happened bros

>>214332039 (OP)
movie poster looks uncharacteristically ugly for someone who made Phantom Thread, what's going on here, PTA didn't really make this did he

>>214346140
Yes, yes, leftroon. Keep parroting the same diversion tactic to keep your precious brownies safe.
>a-actually its men!
Men of a certain pigment, yes.

there may have been a time where juxtapositioning the profane with pure wouldve been kino, now i just see an ugly she boon, likely produced by obama/biden voters

>>214346457
>Men of a certain pigment, yes.
So... men.

>>214347698
Just because you cut your dick off doesn't mean you're not male anymore

>>214340501
>the most based thing ever
>ummmmmmmm is this you?

>>214347698
Niggers aren't men, let alone human.

>>214347776
>>214347836
t. rapist and murderer men

>>214333098
Netflix counts two minutes of a movie watched as part of their metric. And they clearly publish bs viewing numbers as it is, since there is no auditing company that does that kind of work.

Is this another "we thought kamala would win" movie?

>>214332039 (OP)
I just watched the trailer.. can someone explain to me how someone who made There will be blood (a movie i really liked) also made whatever this is? Is the director less involved than I think? I know some decide down to the tiniest detail how a film should look, could it be that PTA is a director that lets other people decide more?